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FUCKING WHOS
GET THE FUCK OFF MY MOUNTAIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GOD DAMN
>>23306201
>your a mean one mr grintch
I'm so fucking sick of everything, fuck work and fuck people. I just want to go back to being a NEET. The only problem is I live with my dad where I can't be one.
Come be my sex slave and you can be my neet
>>23306651
I'd actually do that.
Is a Chad still a Chad if he got cucked by a non-Chad?
Yes.
>>23305896
depends if he geniunely liked the girl or he just wanted to sex her
>>23306142
OP here.
>Work at bar/restaurant as a barback
>Workplace is filled with normies, with Chads and Staceys
>Fly under the radar, they think I'm normal
>One of the Chads starts fucking one of the qt waitresses
>Friends with the Chad, he tells me he likes her
>They "date" or whatever for a while
>Skinny-fat DYEL guy invites the qt waitress out for drinks
>She goes out with him
>I find out later that they fucked
>Skinny-fat DYEL asks me not to tell Chad
>Chad has no idea
I have no intention of getting involved, but I'm really beginning to reevaluate if the Chad dichotomy really exists.
hey robots, can you recommend some good movies for when felling depressed/lonely?
bonus points if its on netlix
>>23305555
Niggers on ice
Checked
>>23305555
cliche, but i've always liked donnie darko.
we all die alone.
No idea, but Birdman is pretty good.
Kumiko The Treasure Hunter is pretty good if you don't mind reading subtitles.
Oh hello anon.
Good to see you again! Heard you voted for Bernie. Sounds like he wants to increase taxes on us rich folks. Oh me? Oh nothing just packing up and moving to Brazil! I heard taxes were low down there and the BUNDAS. Man the bundas.
Anyway good luck paying for everyones free shit fam!
Quality of life ain't the same down there. See you in a week.
Right and when Obama was running you were talking about how he was going to destroy the world.
Thanks anyway I'm not interested. Go to /pol/ "fam"
>>23305650
>he thinks quality of life isnt the same world round for rich people
how cute
>be 23
>have decent life outside of being degenerate tranny
>still miserable all the time
>basically an alcoholic due to this
>see chad/stacy being happy merely due to how retarded they are
>jealous of being retarded like them for this
Well guys, I have decided that life is too god damned depressing. Wrote my name, as well as those I care about the most in my Death Note for an 11 PM death. Here's to hoping it's real. How does /r9k/ plan to homicide/suicide ? Guns are last week as fuck.
>tranny
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/tumblr/
>>23305371
Nuclear holocaust
>>23305371
you're the one that's retarded
i can't imagine any tranny being happy tbh. there's too much of a difference between reality and expectations
>spend $87 all together on a Halloween costume
>spent hours finding the perfect accessories for it
>"Sorry femanon, turns out the party is for me and my coworkers only"
JUST....
What are you guys doing on Halloween? What are you being?
Tits or get out cunt
>>23305262
You didn't have to mention that you're female. You only did it for replies.
Not being a burgerland resident try and avoid it.
Hi I'm from Uruguay
Going to talk to the radio tomorrow about mass murders
Where is this Hiroshima Nagasaki dude and why you all beta?
Is for Radio, thank u
podcast?
>>23305231
FM Radio from the University
the owner lives in Japan and we are not all betas but most of us are because we treat girl as equals and that sort of thing and that looks quite beta but its just respect
You simpletons keep making the same old garbage threads about femanons, tfwnogf, alphas, cuckoldry, faggotry of all kinds, etc. etc. The list goes on and on... Seriously, what the fuck. Do you think this is how men of the past spent their time? FESTERING in their perverse addiction to porn, wallowing in their insane urge to have sex? Constantly scrolling through pictures of dicks of other men, women whose looks will fade in a decade's time, being spurred to masturbate OVER AND OVER AGAIN and crying about not being able to have sex?
No, this is wrong. I made this post to show you how debased, how degenerated you dogs have become. You will carry out an existence that will end in regret, shame, and longing for a life that was always there, a life that you simply refused to participate in because you were too busy making posts on this utterly FILTHY website.
You realize this has become pathological right? Look at the illness on this board.
If you don't start paying attention to what I'm saying, the rest of your days will be filled with misery, discontent, and masturbation. You WILL regret the time wasted here. And you WILL resist death because you haven't done shit in this life.
Wake the fuck up. Seriously. Don't ignore what I'm saying for another fucking frog thread. See the logic in what I'm saying and wake. The. Fuck. Up.
I used to be like you. Then I got tired of merely existing. Many of you are beyond saving. I'm talking to the men who still have that godspark in them. Dust yourself off and move. Look into self-improvement, control your impulses, stop fucking masturbating, stop giving in to negative emotions. We can do this. Wake up
>>23305065
Nice pic. I'll fap to it now. Thanks.
What exactly do you want this board to be
Because the board seems to know what it wants to be. maybe you should leave
cute pic. saved.
>6'2"
>185 pounds
>white
>very healthy hairline
>position of power at my job
>licensed, a few nice cars
>rarely play vidya
>confident, funny
am I Chad?
>>23304649
How big is benis and what is job
You have to be really extroverted to be a chad
>>23304649
5'11
Skinny fat
Whpte but act like a minority
Parents are poor were all peasants
Half bald
Licensed driver riding in my mom's car
Dont play vidya but sit around all day
Funny but quirky and retarded
I had sex with a couple ho0t girls though. So am I chad?
>Be black
>Be kissless virgin
>Finally get a tinder match
>She messages me "I like Big Black cocks"
what do I say to not fuck this up
literally anything that demeans her and shows you think of her purely as a sexual object
that will do the trick
>tfw im not even kidding
>>23304641
Say some shit like i got that BBC and send a pic of it.
>>23304641
Say "So do I."
Wanna have some ragtime fun with a couple guys who don't know the rules?
Well join the official /r9k/ discord server!
https://discord.gg/0Zu0wRsvS3OCths0
>>23304474
im in m80. cant stop the stacy racy if you know what i mean
Get in here for a good time fellas
buttfag why have you forsaken us
Could you give me a definition of what is /love/ What it means to you?
I'm sure you robots won't be able to give me good description, since you have never experienced such thing in your lives.
But anyway, I want to know what you guys think.
>>23304199
Well my dick gets really hard and I say I'm in love then I squirt my sticky milk and feeling subsides
>>23304199
Considering someone the most important in your entire life and having them consider the same of you. It's the most cozy and wonderful feeling.
BABY DON'T HURT ME
The suburbs are so soft
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3m8vlQSrVNk
>>23304117
This is hard to watch.
>>23304117
A good boy just like his mommy taught him!
>>23304117
>ANDROID IS SHIT!
If you use Windows or Mac you are a normie.
>>23303964
Linux is Gay
I'd rather be a normie than gay
>>23303964
Nah, using linux doesn't make you a robot, it makes you a fag, it's a bit different.
>he fell for the loonix meme
