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Is a Chad still a Chad if he got cucked by a non-Chad?
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Yes.
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>>23305896
depends if he geniunely liked the girl or he just wanted to sex her
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>>23306142
OP here.

>Work at bar/restaurant as a barback
>Workplace is filled with normies, with Chads and Staceys
>Fly under the radar, they think I'm normal
>One of the Chads starts fucking one of the qt waitresses
>Friends with the Chad, he tells me he likes her
>They "date" or whatever for a while
>Skinny-fat DYEL guy invites the qt waitress out for drinks
>She goes out with him
>I find out later that they fucked
>Skinny-fat DYEL asks me not to tell Chad
>Chad has no idea

I have no intention of getting involved, but I'm really beginning to reevaluate if the Chad dichotomy really exists.

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hey robots, can you recommend some good movies for when felling depressed/lonely?

bonus points if its on netlix
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>>23305555
Niggers on ice

Checked
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>>23305555
cliche, but i've always liked donnie darko.

we all die alone.
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No idea, but Birdman is pretty good.

Kumiko The Treasure Hunter is pretty good if you don't mind reading subtitles.

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Oh hello anon.

Good to see you again! Heard you voted for Bernie. Sounds like he wants to increase taxes on us rich folks. Oh me? Oh nothing just packing up and moving to Brazil! I heard taxes were low down there and the BUNDAS. Man the bundas.


Anyway good luck paying for everyones free shit fam!
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Quality of life ain't the same down there. See you in a week.
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Right and when Obama was running you were talking about how he was going to destroy the world.
Thanks anyway I'm not interested. Go to /pol/ "fam"
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>>23305650
>he thinks quality of life isnt the same world round for rich people

how cute

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>be 23
>have decent life outside of being degenerate tranny
>still miserable all the time
>basically an alcoholic due to this
>see chad/stacy being happy merely due to how retarded they are
>jealous of being retarded like them for this

Well guys, I have decided that life is too god damned depressing. Wrote my name, as well as those I care about the most in my Death Note for an 11 PM death. Here's to hoping it's real. How does /r9k/ plan to homicide/suicide ? Guns are last week as fuck.
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>tranny

>>>/lgbt/
>>>/tumblr/
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>>23305371
Nuclear holocaust
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>>23305371
you're the one that's retarded
i can't imagine any tranny being happy tbh. there's too much of a difference between reality and expectations

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>spend $87 all together on a Halloween costume
>spent hours finding the perfect accessories for it
>"Sorry femanon, turns out the party is for me and my coworkers only"

JUST....

What are you guys doing on Halloween? What are you being?
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Tits or get out cunt
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>>23305262

You didn't have to mention that you're female. You only did it for replies.
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Not being a burgerland resident try and avoid it.

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Hi I'm from Uruguay
Going to talk to the radio tomorrow about mass murders
Where is this Hiroshima Nagasaki dude and why you all beta?

Is for Radio, thank u
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podcast?
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>>23305231
FM Radio from the University
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the owner lives in Japan and we are not all betas but most of us are because we treat girl as equals and that sort of thing and that looks quite beta but its just respect

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You simpletons keep making the same old garbage threads about femanons, tfwnogf, alphas, cuckoldry, faggotry of all kinds, etc. etc. The list goes on and on... Seriously, what the fuck. Do you think this is how men of the past spent their time? FESTERING in their perverse addiction to porn, wallowing in their insane urge to have sex? Constantly scrolling through pictures of dicks of other men, women whose looks will fade in a decade's time, being spurred to masturbate OVER AND OVER AGAIN and crying about not being able to have sex?

No, this is wrong. I made this post to show you how debased, how degenerated you dogs have become. You will carry out an existence that will end in regret, shame, and longing for a life that was always there, a life that you simply refused to participate in because you were too busy making posts on this utterly FILTHY website.

You realize this has become pathological right? Look at the illness on this board.

If you don't start paying attention to what I'm saying, the rest of your days will be filled with misery, discontent, and masturbation. You WILL regret the time wasted here. And you WILL resist death because you haven't done shit in this life.

Wake the fuck up. Seriously. Don't ignore what I'm saying for another fucking frog thread. See the logic in what I'm saying and wake. The. Fuck. Up.

I used to be like you. Then I got tired of merely existing. Many of you are beyond saving. I'm talking to the men who still have that godspark in them. Dust yourself off and move. Look into self-improvement, control your impulses, stop fucking masturbating, stop giving in to negative emotions. We can do this. Wake up
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>>23305065
Nice pic. I'll fap to it now. Thanks.
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What exactly do you want this board to be

Because the board seems to know what it wants to be. maybe you should leave
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cute pic. saved.

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>6'2"
>185 pounds
>white
>very healthy hairline
>position of power at my job
>licensed, a few nice cars
>rarely play vidya
>confident, funny

am I Chad?
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>>23304649
How big is benis and what is job
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You have to be really extroverted to be a chad
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>>23304649
5'11
Skinny fat
Whpte but act like a minority
Parents are poor were all peasants
Half bald
Licensed driver riding in my mom's car
Dont play vidya but sit around all day
Funny but quirky and retarded

I had sex with a couple ho0t girls though. So am I chad?

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>Be black
>Be kissless virgin
>Finally get a tinder match
>She messages me "I like Big Black cocks"

what do I say to not fuck this up
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literally anything that demeans her and shows you think of her purely as a sexual object
that will do the trick

>tfw im not even kidding
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>>23304641
Say some shit like i got that BBC and send a pic of it.
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>>23304641

Say "So do I."

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Wanna have some ragtime fun with a couple guys who don't know the rules?

Well join the official /r9k/ discord server!

https://discord.gg/0Zu0wRsvS3OCths0
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>>23304474
im in m80. cant stop the stacy racy if you know what i mean
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Get in here for a good time fellas
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buttfag why have you forsaken us

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Could you give me a definition of what is /love/ What it means to you?

I'm sure you robots won't be able to give me good description, since you have never experienced such thing in your lives.

But anyway, I want to know what you guys think.
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>>23304199
Well my dick gets really hard and I say I'm in love then I squirt my sticky milk and feeling subsides
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>>23304199
Considering someone the most important in your entire life and having them consider the same of you. It's the most cozy and wonderful feeling.
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BABY DON'T HURT ME

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The suburbs are so soft

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3m8vlQSrVNk
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>>23304117
This is hard to watch.
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>>23304117
A good boy just like his mommy taught him!
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>>23304117
>ANDROID IS SHIT!

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If you use Windows or Mac you are a normie.
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>>23303964
Linux is Gay
I'd rather be a normie than gay
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>>23303964
Nah, using linux doesn't make you a robot, it makes you a fag, it's a bit different.
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>he fell for the loonix meme

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> male psycopaths have more white matter and less grey matter than normal males
> women have much more white matter and much less grey matter than normal males

> people with more white matter neural connections in their prefrontal cortex are more likely to be pathological liars/manipulators
> women and male psycopaths have more white matter neural connections in their prefrontal cortex
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You're giving them too much credit, most women are overemotional and overly empathetic. Being a well disguised psychopath requires a surprising amount of thought and self-control. Antisocial women are also far less common than antisocial men (bitchiness does not equal antisocial). True sadistic/violent tendencies are also far less common in women than men, and when women are sadistic, it's emotional sadism 99% of the time. Female sadists and psychopaths are vanishingly rare.

Now let's take a look at the pic you posted. On the left of the list, deceitful/manipulative is the one that applies to women most (women commonly being pathological liars, especially in their teens), with egocentric coming in 2nd (although that applies to most modern westerners regardless of gender so I would hesitate to count that fully). As for glib/superficial, while most western women are remarkably shallow, SUPERFICIAL CHARM is an entirely different entity than just being a shallow dumb broad. "The tendency to be smooth, engaging, charming, slick and verbally facile", while the socially awkward denizens of /r9k/ may think this applies to women at face value, that would give women far too much credit. When women talk/flirt with men they have no need to be charming, smooth, or articulate, due to how easy is it for a woman to get laid/a date. Charm and smooth charisma, real or faked, is far more the province of the male, and truly powerful charm usually requires intelligence, which women lack compared to men. I don't think most women are in control of their emotions enough to pull off glib, if they ever needed it.

"Shallow emotions" this is not to be confused with simply BEING shallow/dumb, but rather an emotional deficiency. Since women can barely keep a lid on their extreme emotions I would definitely say this doesn't apply, shallow emotions usually gives a vaguely spergy or Mr. Spock-like effect, obviously more common in dudes.

Should I go on or do you get the picture?

Thoughts on being an introvert, vs being an extrovert?
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one leads to the other
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I think robots confuse social anxiety with being introverted.
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>>23303846
if you are a room of extroverts, no one will let you talk. then theyll be like why you so quiet?

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