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Do girls like chubby guys?
Any girls want to cuddle a chubby dude?
>>/soc/
>>23300023
It's called "Dad Body"
>>23300023
No they don't like chubby guys but they damn well will make sure you dont reject a chubby girl cuz doublestandards and all that.
also not your personal blog so take it too >>>/soc/
McDonald's rejected because I lied just fucking kill me I'm such an idiot.
what the fuck did you say?
What did you lie about?
>>23299806
>>23299816
Op the reason I got rejected was because I just fucking went full retard when I was filling out the application it asked me if I was previously employed by McDonald's before I was back in March but left after two weeks due to personal problems so I put no in hopes they didn't remember me I went today the lady remembered me I admitted I put no and pretty much got rejected because I lied about working with them previously.
Blackbot with dreads here, I kinda want to cut my dreads but I want long hair really really badly. I just love long hair, but I don't know any long hair styles for black guys except dreads. Any suggestions/ideas or am I stuck with my inferior genes?
Well fought Beaver!
Why do you wanna get rid of the dreads, fam?
What about braids?
Well fought nigger!
Scheduled an appointment for next week.
Second time seeing him actually. Got klonopin the first time, hoping I can get him to prescribe me Valium this time. Maybe some ambien too.
Psychiatrist experiences?
Pls respond
why do you take some many drugs OP?
show him /r9k/
According to /r9k/, this isn't possible, so why is it happening anyway?
>>23298409
It's a tranny and it cucks him with black men.
I feel bad for the manlet.
>>23298450
>it-- it MUST be a transwoman
>>23299378
To be fair he is right it looks like a tranny.
I can't get over my oneitis, I just want to kill myself. I keep convincing myself I could be with her but the sad part is, even if I did that I wouldn't be good enough for her. I've known her for so long and I can't even tell her how I feel, I really looked like an idiot in front of her today and I'm 90% sure she thinks of me as a friend. I love her so much and it's like a knife wound knowing that she probably doesn't like me back. She's probably the best thing that's happened to me and I'm a footnote to her. I wish I had a shotgun to blow my brains out, I can't get her out of my head.
>>23298227
just do something other than sitting in your room
Literally anything at least semi productive
/thread/
>>23298227
I know the feel bro
she removed me from skype on sunday and it's killing me
the saddest thing about this is that she knows exactly how you feel
i have friendzoned, and i have been friendzoned, and the oneitis ALWAYS knows how the other feels
Does online dating work?
>>23298199
Only for Chads
>>23298199
No.
>>23298199
Define 'work', and for who.
so my friend talking that hes going to shot some school up, should i be worried and call the police?
say "thanks fam"
>>23298016
Probably wise, than I again I guess it also depends on how well you know your friend and if you think they are serious about it
>>23298085
dont know dude he sounded serioes we from auburn washington , i dont think u can get guns here
I think that if you're going to release a sex tape without your girlfriend's consent, you should have the decency to censor the face or edit it so no one can be identified. Also don't record it some place where people can easily recognize the room as your room or the girlfriend's room. Just a thought.
>>23296901
Cool
>>23296901
Nah if she is a whore everyone should know. Completely fair game.
>>23296901
The whole point of releasing sex tapes of me and my ex(es) is to make sure people can identify them and realize they're sluts. That's why I wire my room for audio and picture.
stupid chinkfaced wannabe white whore
>5'7
I truly feel for you
>>23296074
i realy realy like this pepe can i save it my frind?
>>23296074
Truly the worst kind of hell
Holy shit guys...
>Be me
>Be 21 and only gotten laid twice... with a prostitute
>Try online dating
>Less than 10% of the girls reply and if they do they drop out pretty soon.
>Fuck it! I'm gonna go to Thailand and fuck hookers until I can't take anymore.
>See guide on how to get a "real thai girlfriend"
>Get tips of dating site
>Someone comments that he is currently has contact with 280 thai grills
>Fucking_normies.gif
>Register on the site anyway because why not, nothing to lose.
>Gets literally one message from a thai girl every 5 minutes
>feels good man
>adds several to facebook
>we keep chatting until I get tired and go offline
OK, I am aware of that many of these girls are probably some kind of gold diggers but DAMN!
Should every robot emmigrate from the west?
>thai
So the mexicans of asia basically
Are you white/Western?
I went there recently with a bunch of mates, the Thai girls throw themselves at all the Westerners there, even prostitutes are willing to give you a good time for free if you're good looking and young enough.
Thai girls love Westerners. I am cynical though that a bit part of this attraction is the desperation to escape Thailand and enjoy the fruits of the West by ensnaring a man. A bit of sex now and again in exchange for a wealth of material comforts and security that they have never had before? No-brainer.
>>23296673
You'd fuck most of these girls, don't lie to yourself.
Do normies have a designated meme maker?
Who comes up with this shit? You'd have to be near braindead to find this shit even slightly funny, witty or insightful.
>>23295919
the normie mind's capacity for stupidity knows no limit
>>23295919
What about that statement is even clever or interesting? What point is it trying to make?
I don't get this board. Calling people normies is so normal.
>"Oooo, I'm so randum!! fuck you normies!"
pathetic
>finally get a gf 3 months ago
>today she tells she wont be able to hangout with me cause her (male) best friend invited her over to see a movie at his house
>My face when
FUCK, i got mad at her but she said she was going anyways and that she knew her best friend longer that she did me
Yeah, getting a girlfriend isnt all rainbows and sunshine, robots.
Cucked for life
He is gonna fuck her, get cucked
>>23295774
Too bad many girls don't realize that the only reason a guy ever shows in them is because he wants to fuck them.
How can I be a psychopath?
>>23295650
psychopath? looks like a superior gentleman to me.
Psychopaths don't acknowledge themselves as Psychopaths.
You have failed already you edgy fuck.
just don't be a beta pushover and at least one woman will call you a psychopath
I want to kill the mods
They unrightfully delete quality threads whilst praising frogposters
It's gone on for too damn long
>>23295495
Right on, brother
They deleted my anime thread
And just now they deleted my "real robots are bi" thread
Fucking mods must die
>>23295638
your thread was fucking autistic
>>23295661
how
