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>resented his virginity
>stalked girls
>everyone including professors regarded him as "creepy"
was he a supreme gentleman?
Sounds like a description of everyone on this board to me.
the original
>>23303684
>you will never be sitting at your laptop and enjoying a thread on 4chan while feeling warm and physically comfortable as it rains outside so loud that you can hear it being blown by the wind against your bedroom walls and look to your left and see your qt girlfriend on your bed having fallen asleep wearing your hoodie with her book spread open nearby and place a bookmark and place it on the bedside table and carefully pull up the blanket over her bare legs and upper body and see her half-wake and smile and hold your arm and playfully refuse to let go while tugging you gently toward her and communicate via little noises and groans her desire that you lie there with her and smile and say ok and remove your jeans and shuffle sideways into bed and feel her entire body shiver before she backs into you and shapes her body so that it is neatly aligned with yours and run your arm below her neck and place it across her chest and have her kiss the inside of your wrist before holding it tightly and sleeping peacefully as the rain and the wind maintain their intensity outside
What a retarded fantasy
>>23303625
Nice run-on sentence tbh fam!
>>23303625
Cringe.
>be black
>constantly get judged by white people
>black people call me coon and uncle tom because I don't act like them.
why?
>Be black
>black gf
>thought black gfs friend was into me, we stayed up all night talking, but no text back today
Buck
Reported for spam.
>>23303452
>by white people
You're engaging in the behaviour that you despise right now. I'm white and I don't care about race, it's irrelevant to me.
About to go pick a chick up to "hang out" in 30 minutes and im trying to get laid for the first time but we both live with our parents and i have no money for a hotel.
What do?
Btw im 22 shes 19
>>23303449
sex her in your car
>>23303449
Ask your parents to leave. If you have a dad he'll be proud. but car is alright, think of a good spot to go now, not later
>>23303449
>sex in car
>get a motel room for like $60
>get her insanely drunk and fuck her in the bar bathroom
>fuck in a park
>go to a party and use their bedrooms
OP it really isn't that difficult and why are you taking her out if you have no money?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kFV5tjo80QQ
COULD YOU IMAGINE THE AGONY THIS BOY MUST BE IN DAILY LMFSO PICTURE RAPING THIS LIL NIGGA LMSO HIS SKIN WOULD BE FALLING OFF LIKE BEEF JERKY AND HE'D BE CRYING AND THE TEARS WOULD PROBABLY DISSOLVE HIS SKIN EVEN MORE TOP FUKN KEK M90
>>23303043
dude edge lmao
> please respond
>“Misogyny is ingrained in people from the time they are born,” she said. “So to me, feminism is probably the most important movement that you could embrace, because it’s just basically another word for equality.”
“A man writing about his feelings from a vulnerable place is brave; a woman writing about her feelings from a vulnerable place is oversharing or whining.”
The singer also talked about how it was only when she reached adulthood that people’s attitudes toward her changed and the messages of feminism began to make sense.
“I didn’t have an accurate definition of feminism when I was younger,” she said. “I didn’t quite see all the ways that feminism is vital to growing up in the world we live in. I think that when I used to say, ‘Oh, feminism’s not really on my radar,’ it was because when I was just seen as a kid, I wasn’t as threatening."
am i the only person here who has never listened to a taylor swift song?
i do likelordethough
>>23302923
Leave, and never come back.
It's literally the exact opposite of what she says.
>man shares his feelings
>"lol man up fag"
>"male tears are so delicious"
>woman shares her feelings
>"you go girl!"
>"what a strong, brave woman!"
2d>3d
post em
Great thread, OP.
I like the part where you contribute one image and then expect everyone else to dump for you.
hey /r9k/.
just wonder, would you d8 this girl?
>>23301449
PLEASE RATE ME R9K
>>23301624
Alright fam imma be real wit you. like 80% of your ugliness is your doing.
That hair, those lack of eyebrows, that bad pic quality.
Fix those and you are datable/10
>"I don't really see you in that way, anon."
>"But we can still be friends..."
>>23301132
Nope were done. See ya.
>>23301132
sorry, you must have me mistaken for someone else, i've never spoken to a girl before
>>23301132
With benefits?
I'm down.
I've just about lost all will to live.
Does anyone feel like this?
>>23301047
Everyday bro your not alone I'd rather die than live right now.
*nods and unzips pants*
>>23301047
Yes OP, I feel your pain. The funny part is that I'm thinking more clean and rationale now then ever before, and through all this new insight I realize how far behind I am.
There is no improving anymore, no reason to to look out the window and see hope in the air.
My life ended a long time ago, it's just unfortunate I'm still hear watching others live their life.
>bed smells like mixture of piss, cum, and fries
>too tired to change
How does your bed/room smell like r9k?
>>23300707
Vanilla
>>23300722
Liars not appreciated tbh
Like mold from years of jizzing on the floor
Do you have any clever methods for applying muscle rub without getting it all over your hands and clothes? It slips around on nitrile gloves because of the menthol & it is petroleum based so it soaks into napkins and rags pretty easily (huge waste).
I'm sick of having tingly fingers that I have to consciously keep away from my groin, eyes, and nose.
>>23300671
I like tiger balm patches.
uhm.... wash your hands right after you rub it in?
shit ain't complicated
>>23300714
get your hippie shit out of here
I said goodbye to the only friend I had today. I should feel down, but I feel absolutely nothing about it. Why is this?
>Best girl
I'm sorry emerald herald is just my woman.
Hmm...It takes awhile to feel it after losing a friend.
You don't know what you got until its gone.
What was the context? Did you fight?
>>23300338
best girl in that game not the series.
>>23300345
There was a bit of a build up. I didn't like things that he was saying and when I called on it a fight happened.
Do girls like chubby guys?
Any girls want to cuddle a chubby dude?
>>/soc/
>>23300023
It's called "Dad Body"
>>23300023
No they don't like chubby guys but they damn well will make sure you dont reject a chubby girl cuz doublestandards and all that.
also not your personal blog so take it too >>>/soc/
McDonald's rejected because I lied just fucking kill me I'm such an idiot.
what the fuck did you say?
What did you lie about?
>>23299806
>>23299816
Op the reason I got rejected was because I just fucking went full retard when I was filling out the application it asked me if I was previously employed by McDonald's before I was back in March but left after two weeks due to personal problems so I put no in hopes they didn't remember me I went today the lady remembered me I admitted I put no and pretty much got rejected because I lied about working with them previously.
