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If you meme alone on an empty image board, have you memed at all?
too deep
3 many many memees
>tfw literally just took a swig of my own piss because one of my piss bottles was not in the correct place
Spent the last 10 mins vomiting. Kill me
>>23282484
how did it taste?
post pics for proof.
>>23282484
You should shoot up a school.
>>23282484
Your fault for having piss bottles in the first place and not just using the goddamn toilet.
Post music that makes u feel emotional. OP starts with Lukas Graham https://youtube.com/watch?v=wOlaazhXi_U
>rate my song pls
https://youtu.be/dSwyJ0aaM4k
Here you go. Also your song was pretty shit
>>23282236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsRN78qMxM&list=LLuRvu56EANjMwP_0cWQiSbg&index=3
>>23282257
Tbh fam, that song was fucking boring
What's a good music to put on while reading manga?
Btw I'm reading Vagabond
>>23282104
Evanescence and Crywank
>>23282104
Nujabes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKw0nCl3tHk
This goes good with samurai stuff, listened to it while reading shigurui
Are there any girls that use omegle that are not autistic? In all my months of talking to girls on omegle via video, they are either all autistic or they are average and/or weird and/or androgynous looking. That goes for the r9k tag too, and every other facet of girls camming on omegle. Do any hot, normal girls actually use that site?
>>23281960
First of all, don't look for hot chicks on the web in order to talk to them and make them your waifu.
>>23281983
/thread
>>23281960
>Do any hot, normal girls actually use that site?
no
>tfw reminiscing over all the internet friends you've had who have come and gone over the years
>>23281850
lucky you
>>23281850
idktfb
Yeh ive been active on the net since the mid 90s.
i remember being on MSN gaming zone in 1997 playing age of empires and making e-friends from that that i ended u playing other games with in the future.
Even as of just recently I still played FIFA on PS4 online with a guy I met from an MMORPG i played back in 2003 - haven't spoken to him in about 6 months though....
Post your best baits
Also bait images welcome
Femanon here
>>23281518
/thread
>All of these fucked up personality disorders and mental illnesses
>Not a single one that makes a woman rational like a man
>>23281313
Psychopath women can be rational but they're even bigger cunts
>>23281375
Idgaf, time to find me a psychopath woman
>>23281412
Just think of the types of women that post on 4chan, Reddit and Tumblr. The types that think they are "honest", and overly emphasize their femininity with lipstick and high heels. Do you really want to be with one of them? A common trait in psychopathic females is that they despise males, so have fun with that, pal.
Those of you who have jobs, what do you do? Do you enjoy your work?
I deliver newspapers on the nights betwen saturday and sunday 2:30-7
I don't mind but i can get pretty tired.
I had another district before when i also delivered newspapers on thursday 7-12 and that was better, it was almost pleasant.
Security guard,
I like it.
Grocery store, stocking shelves.
I don't mind the work itself, it's simple and mindless. Dealing with co-workers and customers is the real work for me, and I haven't gotten much better at it in the 8 years I've been there.
Anyone else here talk to themselves or make random noises out loud?
>>23281187
like laughing at myself or saying haha thats funny
or sometimes when im sad i make sad noises or sometimes just weird random noises out loud in my car mostly
or sometimes i just say 'haha im autistic' out loud to myself
but never too loud i dont want others to hear it though
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>>23281187
I talk to myself almost all the time when at home.
I don't do it outside, but I also have only been outside a maximum of 5 times in the last half a year so it's not like I have had a lot of opportunity.
Mostly I just commentate on what I'm doing or sperging some trivia or talking about my life almost as if I was shooting a video for youtube while playing vidya. I have never created a video like that though and never will because I know I'm not entertaining.
I also actually sometimes make random noises even when outside, I don't even know why, most of the times it's sounds like I'm hiccuping or choking a little.
There IS NO SUCH THING AS BEING HIGH IQ
Every scientist, mathematician, biologist, chemist, physicist and other people working and being 'interested' in scientific fields which require basement dwelling, social outcast like way of life, are framecel looking sub5 autist incels.
May They be famous geniuses like Einstein/Nikola Tesla (confirmed autist virgin) Or simply your everyday university professor in these fields.
Chads with a huge social circle, getting validated their whole life due To their looks, do not need to cope by sitting like a fucking aspie 24/7 at home, developing 'interest' (coping mechanism) into brainy stuff like Chess and Computer science and trying to figure out a Math formula, a philosophical question or chemical structure of a molecule.
Chads also don't have the time to worry about shit Like this, since they have a busy social life fucking bitches and partying with friends.
'Muh High IQ, Muh non primitive sophisticated manners, Muh extensive knowledge on topics of politics/science/philosophy/history' = Incel coping
Noone gives a fuck If You read Franz Kafka Or if you are able to write in Java script you fucking aspie Incel subhuman.
Just go ER Already
>>23281155
Actually I think all the Chads in the world care if people can do those things seeing as they're now an integral function of their everyday lives - so integral, in fact, people don't even know how to cope without their Facebook for a day.
If your whole life revolves around nothing but girls, then that's a possibility that you may think that way.
But that's a cucky attitude and nobody wants to be in your shoes. And nobody should care about girls that much either.
you know i finally figured this out thanks to some internet article that explained it really well
first off this is my opinion not the articles but iq tests are simply how good you are at iq tests. well done you can solve a pattern
now from the article it said that smartness was like creativity in art or physical talents such as sport, or mathematically by being able to solve logical problems
the thing that was getting me is that yeah you can just rote learn most shit in education and people will just label you as smart, but can you rote learn artistic creativity? I don't think so at all, and so my perspective of 'smartness' has changed alot thanks to this one article i have no idea why i didnt look at earlier
intelligence the article defined as the ability to pick up concepts quickly and understand them. So sure you can rote learn a chemistry textbook, but the speed at which you can do that effectively is intelligence, and i think this is sums it up about right, can't really argue against that
so i think if you take those definitions into consideration you can really self evaluate yourself and discover a different perspective about your self worth if, as OP elegantly puts it, you "need to cope by sitting like a fucking aspie 24/7 at home" coping mechanism yadda yadda
i just want to share the value of having an open minded perspective, it did a lot for me when it came to the point OP's getting at
Robots how would your life change and what would you do differently if
You wake up as 8+/10 QT girl
You now have an additional $50000 in your bank account (any debt you have is wiped)
You keep your current memories and personality
Your age is 18+ (you pick)
Everyone you know has always remembered you as being girl (Thereby keeping your friends/family)
In addition to this you also grew up an alpha prime chad, you're relationship with him is platonic
For me I'd
>go to local store and dress cute, would also buy clothes for being camgirl
>go down to local shitter and pick up a webcam
>stream on twitch, earn money for playing games and then go on camgirl sites to stream myself
>cosplay at big conventions such as comicon in order to amass a beta following
>have a cute blog in which I post semi-lewd photos to keep the betas going
>have one or two orbiters who get anything I want (without me paying)
>mess around with other QT girls as my confidence wouldn't matter because I'm most likely more attractive
>cuck some providing beta to get as much money as possible
>mess around with chads and get them to join me in some form of dom
>settle down by the time im approaching my 30's with a beta cuck so that I can enjoy future vidya
Panic and kill myself.
Bully and force yuri girls in my new social circle
>>23281083
I dont wanna be a girl, i want to be with a girl
Fuck anime tbh
>>23281019
I wanna. This one.
I would if I could
>>23281019
This tbh fam
Anyone else here eyes turning to shit?
>literally can't read anything 5m or more away from me
>recognise people by blurs of hair/head
>can't get glasses due to the few people I have contact with knowing me for 7+ years without glasses
>"anon you should use your light more! you'll damage your eyes, you don't want to be a true nerd do you?"
JUST
>>23280857
>7/4.5 dioptres left/right
You have no idea.
Hello tripfag. Great thread.
>>23280857
>can't get glasses due to the few people I have contact with knowing me for 7+ years without glasses
The fuck does this mean. Just get contacts then you whiny faggot
>american women
Not. Even. Once.
>>23280320
Yeah, yeah, women hate aside, that just sounds pragmatic:
>Get all the crazy girls in you out. Have crazy sex with insane sluts, get it out of your system, learn some new tricks. But marry a good girl.
Pretty sound advice, tbh.
Good advice.
Fuck bitches without a care, don't love a Stacey.
