https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/653856168402681856
>>23280240
>Trump
>normie
>now
Is anyone else suspicious of these celeb politicians? I just don't like them, man. It has cult of personality potential. Remember that creepy lefty obama children song?
What do women want?
>expecting women to be rational
Are you a fucking retard? In the couple of decades or so you've existed in this world you've just realized they're not like men?
>>23280176
Women desire to have the sovereignty
As well upon their husband as their love,
And to have mastery their man above;
>>23280176
>I hate that other peoples norms effect my daily life
Ok, she's idiotic.
What sort of drama that you're not in the middle of is going on in your life right now, /r9k/? Drama that you're a spectator too.
My sister got pregnant recently when her condom broke with her and her boyfriend. They're both only 15. Shit's going down with them and my mom
>having other people in your life
pls go
>inb4 gtfo normie ree, etc.
Gather around young robots and listen to a cyborg spin you a tale of woe, bad decision making, and mild retardation.
Part the first: The background
>Family friend has a friend
>Joins the same medieval re-enactment society as me thanks to family friend
>I can tolerate him, but I wouldn't call him a friend
>Does crack on and off
>He gets a pregnant crackhead...
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>>23280663
Part the second: The broken relationship
>Family friend tells me that he stopped talking to his friend because he's constantly depressed from fighting with his crack-head gf all the time
>Every training session, however, they are back together, but their niceness to each other seems false
>Family friend tells me that neither of them even look after their own kids most of the time
>member...
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Relationships failed when we let gays get married.
Now its just a farce.
0/10 tbh
>>23280108
nice fits tbh
It's more the encouragement of divorces that ruined it.
>IT'S IN MY STOMACH!
what did she mean by this?
it means his nut was so strong it ripped through her vagina and into her stomach
>>23279986
sauce?
'I don't know the makeup of my own human body because my head is full of dicks and shoes'
modern women
Is that...?
>>23279973
>do a thing
>can't handle repercussions of thing
Isn't that what autistic babies and psychopaths do?
That's not actually real. The girl in the pic is some porn star.
>You will never rape a femanon
>You will never make a femanon give you a rimjob while she wears a leash and collar
>>23279440
>>You will never make a femanon give you a rimjob while she wears a leash and collar
but I have. and she barked a lot too.
Also about the rape thing, stop it anon. consent is important.
*sips*
>you will never take a femanon out to get some Chipotle, but don't let her have guac because she's been misbehaving
feels bad, bros. also im hungry
I wanna raise a daughter from ages 2-12. It sounds like pure love.
But I want her to die on her 13th birthday
Anyone else?
Well I am taking care of one but I don't want her to die. No lie though, I dread her teen years and possible slutification.
having a daughter is the ultimate form of cuckoldry. every penny you spend on her to keep her alive is so she can one day get on her knees and stick a penis in her mouth
You made the same thread yesterday.
Do us all a favor, Go drink until you can't operate a keyboard anymore.
So Robots, why don't you have a girlfriend?
Hell, why don't you even have a girl that you talk to that you are about to hook up with?
What is your excuse?
based gronk
>>23279146
He lives to show the perfection of man
>You will never take a beer away from a woman and just chug it
feels bad man
does anyone have "Primarily Obsessional" OCD?
I don't know if I can do it anymore
>I'm not sure of anything, I have to check and check and check
>I wander the streets trying to figure out the same shit I figured out yesterday, or 5 minutes ago, or 2 years ago
>IT'S THE SAME SHIT
>I'm in a college town and I'm not a student
>I doubt anyone notices me, but if they do they probably think...
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>>23279130
God damn, this sounds worse than Alzheimer's.
>>23279184
you know, that reply actually made me feel a bit warm
most people shit on my disease and say it's not real, or not real OCD
Fucking hell OP, post more green text I wanna get more of a feel for this
How did you do in P.E. today /r9k/?
>>23279051
Im not a kid anymore so idk
>>23279154
Fuuuuuuuuuu.....
Why does getting your butt licked feel so good? Is it gay if you like it?
>>23278881
Well your ass is linked to your penis and the pleasure glands so ass play isn't gay unless a man is doing it to you
prostate
only if a guys doing it
>Why does getting your butt licked feel so good?
Full of nerve endings
A "naughty" place
>Is it gay if you like it?
Depends who does the licking
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?
>>23278422
WHY ARE YOUR SUNGLASSES SO EXPENSIVE?
JUST TO SUFFER?
>>23278422
STANDING
Is there a worse sound in the world than snoring?
It sounds like the gates of hell screeching as they open and the demonic howling of the cerberus greeting me.
If you snore, you need your shit slapped hard until you shut the fuck up.
I had to sleep with my parents until I was 14 and dad snored like a gutted pig. I can't fucking stand that shit
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>23278294
>tfw put up with a snoring person in the dorm next to mine for four months
literally the worst time of my life. I barely got any sleep thanks to that fucker sounding like a pullstart lawn mower all night.
I LIKE BIG TITTIES!!
>>23277971
it's the very first time anything true and honest has ever been posted on this board
>>23277971