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>>23280240
>Trump
>normie
>now
Is anyone else suspicious of these celeb politicians? I just don't like them, man. It has cult of personality potential. Remember that creepy lefty obama children song?
What do women want?
>expecting women to be rational
Are you a fucking retard? In the couple of decades or so you've existed in this world you've just realized they're not like men?
>>23280176
Women desire to have the sovereignty
As well upon their husband as their love,
And to have mastery their man above;
>>23280176
>I hate that other peoples norms effect my daily life
Ok, she's idiotic.
What sort of drama that you're not in the middle of is going on in your life right now, /r9k/? Drama that you're a spectator too.
My sister got pregnant recently when her condom broke with her and her boyfriend. They're both only 15. Shit's going down with them and my mom
>having other people in your life
pls go
>inb4 gtfo normie ree, etc.
Gather around young robots and listen to a cyborg spin you a tale of woe, bad decision making, and mild retardation.
Part the first: The background
>Family friend has a friend
>Joins the same medieval re-enactment society as me thanks to family friend
>I can tolerate him, but I wouldn't call him a friend
>Does crack on and off
>He gets a pregnant crackhead girlfriendYes, that sentence is correct. His oldest son isn't even his
>Foetal Alcohol Syndrome
>She is an annoying cunt
>Shrill, loud voice
>Her own family want nothing to do with her
>They break up every 3 months then get back together
>Want to tolerate her too, but she's a fucking cunt.
>Fast forward a few years
>Old re-enactment society fell apart years ago
>New one in town
>Family friend and I join it
>Of course, his friend joins too, about to become abiologicalfather for the first time
>Another son is born
>As soon as her new son is weaned off breast-feeding, this bitch joins the society
>Uses a sword way too heavy for her, but refuses to develop her arm strength
>Start really disliking her
>Somehow, I still have no idea how, I got agirlfriendfrom 3 towns over
>After a few weeks she admits she likes my town, but she knows some people she doesn't like by name
>Turns out the bitch is her aunt. It's a small world.
>Don't let her aunt know about us until Easter this year.
>By this time, gf's aunt and her boyfriend had "broken up", but still went on a double-date with us
>They end up back together that evening
>It was here that I started hearing about what these two were doing from two fronts: my gf and my family friend.
>>23280663
Part the second: The broken relationship
>Family friend tells me that he stopped talking to his friend because he's constantly depressed from fighting with his crack-head gf all the time
>Every training session, however, they are back together, but their niceness to each other seems false
>Family friend tells me that neither of them even look after their own kids most of the time
>member of our re-enactment society aggravates several members of parent society's branch in the citywhole other story
>GF's aunt and her BF fan the flames of this conflict by aggravating him right back until they are unwelcome at training.
>Go on a trip to visit the parent branch of our re-enactment society in the city
>Family friend can't make it, but I'm willing to get a lift. I'm sure you can all guess who I ended up with
>They brought their oldest son of three years with them
>Not even in their own car. It's grandma's car.
>On the drive to the city all he does is interrupt conversations by shouting "EXCUSE ME" then asking questions
>Keeps calling me "Billy" for some reason
>After training, invited to society president's house
>Guy is acting like a smart-arse since he doesn't know the way, but thinks he does
>Bitch keeps shouting at him, which just encourages him to navigate by turning right
>Gets us hopelessly lost
>Both are angry with each other
>Shouting matches interspersed with silence begin to show me what their relationship really is
>Their son babbles something at me in 3-year-old speech. I don't understand, but I feel quite ill by this point and I'm nodding to try and not be sick everywhere
>Eventually get to prez's house
>Sit down and don't get up until my stomach is settled
>Supposed to be there until late playing board games, but grandma wanted her car back by 7:30
>Pretend to be asleep on the trip back so the kid would leave me alone
Relationships failed when we let gays get married.
Now its just a farce.
0/10 tbh
>>23280108
nice fits tbh
It's more the encouragement of divorces that ruined it.
>IT'S IN MY STOMACH!
what did she mean by this?
it means his nut was so strong it ripped through her vagina and into her stomach
>>23279986
sauce?
'I don't know the makeup of my own human body because my head is full of dicks and shoes'
modern women
Is that...?
>>23279973
>do a thing
>can't handle repercussions of thing
Isn't that what autistic babies and psychopaths do?
That's not actually real. The girl in the pic is some porn star.
>You will never rape a femanon
>You will never make a femanon give you a rimjob while she wears a leash and collar
>>23279440
>>You will never make a femanon give you a rimjob while she wears a leash and collar
but I have. and she barked a lot too.
Also about the rape thing, stop it anon. consent is important.
*sips*
>you will never take a femanon out to get some Chipotle, but don't let her have guac because she's been misbehaving
feels bad, bros. also im hungry
I wanna raise a daughter from ages 2-12. It sounds like pure love.
But I want her to die on her 13th birthday
Anyone else?
Well I am taking care of one but I don't want her to die. No lie though, I dread her teen years and possible slutification.
having a daughter is the ultimate form of cuckoldry. every penny you spend on her to keep her alive is so she can one day get on her knees and stick a penis in her mouth
You made the same thread yesterday.
Do us all a favor, Go drink until you can't operate a keyboard anymore.
So Robots, why don't you have a girlfriend?
Hell, why don't you even have a girl that you talk to that you are about to hook up with?
What is your excuse?
based gronk
>>23279146
He lives to show the perfection of man
>You will never take a beer away from a woman and just chug it
feels bad man
does anyone have "Primarily Obsessional" OCD?
I don't know if I can do it anymore
>I'm not sure of anything, I have to check and check and check
>I wander the streets trying to figure out the same shit I figured out yesterday, or 5 minutes ago, or 2 years ago
>IT'S THE SAME SHIT
>I'm in a college town and I'm not a student
>I doubt anyone notices me, but if they do they probably think I'm the next school shooter, the kid who's alone and brooding, physically ticking sometimes, in pretty much the same spots everyday
>at night too
>I would never do it
>Not only would it be cruel, it would also effectively end my own life
>I'll probably go full schizo soon
>or end up being maimed or killed because on the rare occasion that I make a decision and do something it's something stupid
>I won't commit suicide
>why? I don't know, I just won't
>I wish my thoughts could be transferred directly to r9k just so you can see how crazy they sound
>not even the content, just the repetition, the disjointedness
>the way my body will realize that I've been completely enveloped in the same thoughts for years now and I will just compulsively, silently, scream
>>23279130
God damn, this sounds worse than Alzheimer's.
>>23279184
you know, that reply actually made me feel a bit warm
most people shit on my disease and say it's not real, or not real OCD
Fucking hell OP, post more green text I wanna get more of a feel for this
How did you do in P.E. today /r9k/?
>>23279051
Im not a kid anymore so idk
>>23279154
Fuuuuuuuuuu.....
Why does getting your butt licked feel so good? Is it gay if you like it?
>>23278881
Well your ass is linked to your penis and the pleasure glands so ass play isn't gay unless a man is doing it to you
prostate
only if a guys doing it
>Why does getting your butt licked feel so good?
Full of nerve endings
A "naughty" place
>Is it gay if you like it?
Depends who does the licking
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?
>>23278422
WHY ARE YOUR SUNGLASSES SO EXPENSIVE?
JUST TO SUFFER?
>>23278422
STANDING
Is there a worse sound in the world than snoring?
It sounds like the gates of hell screeching as they open and the demonic howling of the cerberus greeting me.
If you snore, you need your shit slapped hard until you shut the fuck up.
I had to sleep with my parents until I was 14 and dad snored like a gutted pig. I can't fucking stand that shit
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>>23278294
>tfw put up with a snoring person in the dorm next to mine for four months
literally the worst time of my life. I barely got any sleep thanks to that fucker sounding like a pullstart lawn mower all night.
I LIKE BIG TITTIES!!
>>23277971
it's the very first time anything true and honest has ever been posted on this board
