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>tfw no bf
Free bf here
Give mail and you get a bf
No questions asked
>>23295437
>tfw no skelly bf
>tfw laying in bed about to sleep on phone and won't be able to shit post
What percentage of girls do you think are virgins past the age of 18?
maybe 20-30%?
0
10%
I have over 300 pepe images
well fucking post them then
>>23295330
I have over 400 spurudo pics
Would you an autistic chad bf?
No, he could beat me up during a fit of tard rage
>>23295138
how tall are you
>>23295209
5'10.5
>every girl has experienced a BBC sexual encounter at least once in their lives
>most will never admit it
How do you deal with this? These fucking whores will lie to you.
>>23295078
my sister too?
I married a virgin, theres no other choice.
>>23295221
>will lie to you
shit son
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9sEB8-OoNg
Yet people will say white people can be robots
Most of people here are white americans that are just too lazy to make things work
>white
>1st world
>living in a suburb
>muh terrible life, it's not fair that I was born 6'1 and not 6'2 I'll never be a chad
>>23294686
you are right.
how do i leave this place?
>>23294686
whatttt that Asian guy is such a pusssy, i would of hooked him then stomped his head in the second he got that close to my girl, then pimp smacked and left
>>23294686
This has been posted here how many times now?
Why is there so much women hate on 4chan? I mean yeah there are plenty of shit heads out there, but just as many are male.
>>23294656
Frig off
Cuz most of r9k are/soon to be wizards
Most people on this website are
Crazy
Stupid
Underage
Or any combination of the 3
Most on this board have an EXTREMELY delusional view of life and the things around them
Could you convince this girl to be your gf?
Easy.
>>23294548
I just show her my face and she will automatically approach me to be my gf. It is how I get gfs. I just stand around and wait for them to approach me. Feels good having literal model-tier genetics. Sucks that I have absolute zero social skills. Also due to legal contacts I cannot post images of myself due to the modeling.
>>23294548
>blonde
Pass.
what are ur red flags for boys?
>penis isn't at least 6.5''x4''
>if he owns vinyl dolls
>more than 3 board games, any board game featuring japan animations
>plays video games more than 1 hour a day
>no car newer than 2005
>no smart phone
>less than 50 facebook friends
>>23294466
>no car newer than 2005
Fuck off, I love my nipbox with pop-ups.
>>23294466
>more than 3 board games
That's 100% a green flag for me.
Then again, so it not having a smart phone. I don't own one either.
>>23294508
its different if you both are poor so thats cool.
its a mans job to provide for me
Are there any fembots here that have a cuck fetish? I mean, they want to be cucked, not the other way around.
>tfw no cuckquean gf
>>23293777
if you mean i want to be cheated on, then no.
but i do enjoy having sex with other men. my bf allows me to. it's a 1 way open relationship. only condition is i have to be honest with him about it. so far i love it.
Post view from your window
>>23293696
Nie mam jak ci teraz zdjęcia zrobić bo ciemno, ale równie chujowo. Pozdrawiam.
>>23293893
Tma v Polsku - fotku jsem udelal odpoledne
are you living in Czech republic or something?
![[HorribleSubs] Ani Tore! EX - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.11_[2015.10.13_21.23.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L2RrhIe.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Ani Tore! EX - 01 [720p].mkv snapshot 02.11 [2015.10.13 21.23.57]")
>Just did 10 push-ups and 10 "crunches"
Thank you, anime!
>>23293667
crunches are shit, do planks instead
>>23293701
Not until a cute 2D girl tells me to
>>23293701
Do planks do anything really?
At want length of time do they stop doing anything?
I want this.
>>23293546
me too
>tfw this will never happen to you
クンニ。
Is what you desire.
Everything is bright.
>>23293875
>クンニ。
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunnilingus
Time for Kermit Posting!
This IS your business, so stop what your doing and contribute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAvIAS1UzuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kFc2LVxSkw
>>23293531
not cordless yet my friend
I love him and he loves me but I am not good enough.
Should I end things even though we love one another
Feel thread
Some top quality bizzn8
I love him but he crashed my plane and took my prize. What do?
>>23293049
Lots of missing context, please don't break anyone's heart stacy
