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CRAWLLLLLLLLLLLING INNNNNNNNN MYYYYY SKINNNNNNNN
>>23309152
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>23309152
Listen to actual music, emofag.The Cure, Joy Division, and New Order will give you le feelz. For actual metal instead of fucking LINKIN PARK (I'm still having trouble believing you are this big of a faggot) check out Wolvhammer and Pig Destroyer.
>>23309907
acute autism
Has anyone ever just said fuck it and left their home behind with not a lot of money
Fuck I hate my parents
>>23308921
no, because this results in being homeless, starved, or hating life more than you already do.
>>23308921
Pretty much every homeless person I met.
I've bought a lot of homeless people lunch, and I often ask them to tell me their story if I'm not busy and have to get somewhere right away. The most common thread is leaving home young without being able to make a living. It's basically impossible to pull yourself out of crushing poverty like that (always one paycheck from complete disaster) - especially if you're below average intelligence in the first place.
That's why I get really bothered when my mother threatens to kick me out. I'd be doomed to living with random roommates or being homeless probably for the rest of my life.
>>23309196
>I'd be doomed to living with random roommates or being homeless probably for the rest of my life.
But then you'd get to live the hobo life and stab folks with your hobo knife
show me your worst /o/
>>23308020
how did i fuck up this bad. im going to hang myself
>>23308020
>tfw had a really good aut/o/ cringe pic but the HDD I saved it on crashed
>and I broke the phone I took the picture with
it was a hyundai elantra (or somesuch model) with a BMW 325i front end literally grafted on in place of where the original factory-stock front end was supposed to be
>>23308020
>/o/
how'd you fuck up this bad?
>ctrl-f corn
>no cornposting
THANKS faggots.
>>23308008
Thankslori
eggplant is superior
>>23308008
Is it happening? Is this reality? Oh man, this is so surreal! A-Am I witnessing the birth of an epic new meme!?
>tfw no kabayo riding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>23307963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-6ld2WBqkI
Every time the same shit
Just like clockwork
>tfw attracted to a girl who is objectively unattractive
she's a 4/10, but she's an autist like me who likes the same things I do. What do?
>>23307920
Paper bag and shag, obviously
>>23307920
>Content to settle with an undesirable
That means you win, idiot
Just pee yourself
What's the thing you love most about yourself?I can't think of a single thing.
>>23307801
im not a nigger
>>23308180
That's to do with luck than an actual accomplishment, but okay.
>>23307801
I have nice hair?
how do I salvage this?
is she trolling me?
Is this a test?
am confused
I... I can't help you
>getting a 2 word response to a 3 sentence message
>thinking it's salvageable
>even caring at this point
why do you even attempt to continue conversations with girls who converse like that? It's totally fucking rude
Your response sounds pseudo intellectual and forced. Do you REALLY go about reading about medicine in things like JAMA? Do you really read and agree with Martin Luther? If you read the Bible so much why do you still go to church on Sunday if that is the first day of the week and not the Seventh, which is Saturday? Why would you do online dating if you're so into Christianity? Isn't doing online dating as a Christian a little like Abraham marrying Hagar because he believed he couldn't have kids?
>tfw you're too anxious to join the military (or get any sort of job), so you fetishize national socialism and post on the Internet while wearing a swastika armband.
>>23307454
Communists must die, I'm afraid.
>gfs former bf was black
>she wouldn't tell me how good the sex was
>recently our sex has been pretty boring
>Im dont have a micropenis, but im kinda small (6 inches)
>figure for our 6 month anniversary ill get a BBC to satisfy her so she is not tempted to cheat
>put an ad on CL
>dozens of responses w/ dickpicks
>pick one
>meet up with him
>he has a fucking gangasta dick
>arrange a day and time
>when I tell her like 30 mintues before the fuck sesh was supposed to start she literally freaks out
>Knocked my phone out of my hands as I was showing her the pics of the guy(she saw I sent some pics of her to him too so he could see)
>hasnt talked to me since
this was 3 days ago how do I go about restoring things to normal
Also im not a cuck this was just going to be a one time thing
> I have autism and I decided to set up my girlfriend with a random thuggish black guy from the Internet without her knowledge or permission
> I'm such a nice guy, why don't women like me?
YOU FUCKING AUTISMO. I hope this is b8...I really do. GTFO the internet fam.
SMH
>>23307443
>implying that isnt the ultimate act of generosity
I have 200 rare pepe pics
Can I see some?
>tfw "bee impressed"
Reminder: it's a girl's world, and boys just live in it.
>>23307085
I hate this post
>>23307125
Why not just ignore it then?
>>23307085
>it's a jews world and the goy just live in it
ftfy
>old laptop broken and has virus on it
>need a new laptop for school but under a budget
>bought an HP notebook with Intel i3
>came home
>sister already calling it shit
It's not the first time I've heard people calling HP laptops shit, but never explain why. Why do people shit on HP so much? What's a better and affordable laptop then?
Can't be worse than the acer netbook I bought a while back that has mouse lag
I have an HP, I hate it because of all the inbuilt adware and shit.
I just bought a surface book. Suck it, poorfags.
Why don't you robots join the guard? Free school, paycheck each month so you can have a bonus to the NEET lifestyle. You will get in shape and become chad, and it will force you to socialize and be able to talk to people.
>>23306807
>the NEET lifestyle.
I don't think you know what those words mean, mister recruiter
Wow what a great deal, I see nothing wrong with this. Why don't more people do this? Where do I sign up???
>>23306885
One weekend out of the month for drill.
>people who use the catalog
like, how the fuck do you know if a thread is interesting and worthwhile without reading a sample of the latest replies?
Don't judge books by their covers lads. If you use the catalog, cut that shit out, this site was ingeniously designed this way and the catalog ruins it.
Change the settings to see text by each image dumbass
>>23306691
So I don't have to go through page after page to keep up with multiple threads or scout out topics I'm interested in. Also easy filtering of >tfw no lumpia-cooking boipussy bf threads that get way too many replies.
Care to tell us why you care so much about how other people choose to view posts on a mongolian quilting board?
