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Post your best crumb girls r9k
>>23332297
I bet she has a super clit, all those bitches who take steroids have super clitcocks.
>mfw met a 15 year old girl from /r9k/ irl
Ask me anything
Nigga how old are you?
>>23332257
how did you identify her as an r9k user?
>just don't let it get to you bro, it's not that big of a deal
>just sack up and do it
>stop feeling like you're entitled to food, shitlord
>just be born in a first world country, it's simple
>man up bro
>maybe you should consider what you did, maybe you deserve it?
>starvation is a choice
>dude if you want to get laid just go out with the intention of having fun and not wanting to get laid
>guaranteed you'll get laid everytime
>girls just want a guy who's not afraid to have fun and will turn up with them
Oh Nathan
>>23332146
>Hi, I'm OP, and welcome to another addition of, "I had a shit day and decided to use 4chan as my personal blog!"
>>23332169
>complaining about personal anecdotes on /r9k/
>>>/pol/
>you will never suck and grope those big ebony tits
Why even live?
>girlfriend's mom was former director of a black only pageant
>that suffering feel when around dozens of the most beautiful black girls in all shades and can't so much as act on it because your girlfriend is right next to you
>you'll never be born some sort of Mandinka king and be able to breed a slew of ebony goddesses
>>23332046
>tfw
I know your that feel
Why not?
who /psoriasis/ here?
mine looks about the same as pic related. it itches like hell and blocks my cock.
gg never gonna get laid
>>23331722
i have already accepted my faith
post your pic
Girl just said to me I give a very non-threatening vibe and that made her want to be my friend more than my gf.
So.. They need to feel threatened?
>>23331313
YEAH ALL GIRLS ARE LIKE THAT, MAN
every
single
one
THEY WANT TO BE RAPED
>>23331313
She's telling you that you're not attractive in a nice way. She'll praise any of Chad's personality traits and use any of yours as a reason to not date you.
You just don't measure up to the checklist that she thinks she's entitled to.
Tell me /r9k/, what is your favorite genre of music?
I myself like classical.
I like a little bit of everything.
Rock (mostly emo and mathy stuff), metal, hip-hop, trip-hop, jazz, classical, ambient, folk, soundtracks, tibetan throat singing, field recordings, etc.
I am mainly into
Harsh Noise, Speedcore and ReOrchestrated Music.
though I can appreciate some genre of Metal and Westcoast Hiphop
I like bands like opeth, katatonia, November and riverside. Prog rock, metal, post rock
>meet a 8.5/10 girl 2 weeks ago
>shes great and fun to talk to
>really into her and she seems really into me
>always hanging out with me and doing things with me
>truly happy for the first time in a long while
>adore this girl so much
>planning on making a move
>Have friend that shared his secrets with me (thinks hes special)
>some idiots talk shit about girl
>shes kind of a bitch to them and i just like her more because of it
>defend her and she defends me
>butthurt idiots make shit up about the girl
>guy i mentioned before eats it all up
>>23331131
Chad got her first?
>>23331131
Ok, and?
>>23331131
>you defend her honor
>she's sucking Chads boner
Is this all life is?
It can't be right...
bitch it might be :(
>>23330962
this hit me hard.
If life suck. make it your bitch.
/R9K/ I was part of what the masses call "The Illuminati" - We have externalized ourselves but people to this day still do not get it. My time is running short and my conscious is a living hell and I must release this information somewhere before I die.
When I was nineteen years old, I fell into some money through some connections with friends and some successful investments of some money that I had made throughout my childhood. I got involved in some backroom deals and saw my money begin to grow. As I attended college at Harvard in 1964, I begin to become increasingly rich, and my influence on campus grew as well through my participation in various clubs, and organizations.
Some friends and I began to serve as quasi-stock brokers while still at Harvard. I made tons of cash during that year, and was very powerful and influential on campus. One night as I was walking back to my dorm shortly after midnight, I was approached by two men in black suits. I initially assumed that they were going to investigate my business activity because some of it was not exactly legal.
They asked me to come with them and I followed them into the basement of a two story house a couple streets over from my dorm room. They sat me down at a table and asked me if I was willing to make a deal. They would not tell me what deal I would be making, but just continually asked if I would be willing to make a deal. I half-assed agreed that I would, and that is when the biggest man that I have ever seen walked through some closet doors and sat down
First of all, if you do not believe me then I am sorry. I am here to tell the truth, and nothing that is written by me is false exaggeration nor science fiction. This information is real, it is true, it is reality, and it is time for it to be told. I was a member of the Illuminati for 47 years. I was recruited when I was 19 years old.
The human race is in jeopardy and this information needs to get out somewhere.....I will post more in the replies...
keep posting
did you get free sno cones
i wouldn't join no illuminati without any sno cones
Post keeping
>been going to school full-time while working full-time
>have a day off on a short school day
I CAN FEEL MYSELF AGAIN
>>23330517
tick tock, tick tock
>>23330517
Doesn't sound worth it at all.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well?
>>23330492
Im literally all those things
all of them except access to weapons
thanks obama
>>23330492
>Stay away from any students showing sign of
FUCKING NORMIE ELITISTS, BETA UPRISING NOW!
How can roasties compete with this?
Is this /r9k/'s ideal women? What would you do if she was your waifu?
>>23330038
im gonna get shit on for this but tbh i prefer bigger girls
like tall(height doesnt really matter but tall is good), wide hips, a large ass (doesnt have to be ridiculously proportioned, just big and soft) a qt belly, and cowtits
i swear some of the ideal women posted on here look like teenage boys with tits and long hair
>>23330038
Those aren't thick thighs fam.
>>23330168
This 100%
>120 kg
That's it, this is the day I turn things around.
>>23329817
How the fuck do you fuckers manage to keep and gain your weight.
Tell me your eating schedule and habits. I need to bulk up
>>23329924
I eat too much and move too little
>>23329817
>Turn things around
>Still on r9k
Pick one.
Who else here /probablygonnabeaserialkiller/ in the future?
Not me, I am a perfectly mentally adjusted individual
Do you see this fbi? You better mark me down as a safe. Thank you.
>implying im not already
keep thinking youre safe, roaches
