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>wah
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requesting that pepe image where he looks like sweet jeff from the homestuck cartoon
>>23339247
>wah /r9k/
-you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yScewcIL0aM
Give me one reason I shouldn't kill myself.
>>23338945
People that hate you will be glad.
>>23338945
You've gotta eat a late night snack first. Hopefully while you metabolize (and hopefully after), you'll reconsider. It's not all that bad, m8. Hang tight.
>>23338945
Something is better than nothing.
How come the ones that don't reveal their face or name ever get exposed by someone that knows them in real life? Do any of you know these people and are willing to post their face?
>>23338944
Someone pls reply.
pls
>>23338944
strange enough. I have a youtube channel where I never reveal my face. And even though im only at 600 subs people ask and my friends haven't revealed it.
When was the first time you realized you would always be alone robots?
Alone in our thinking, alone in our humor - scraping by in life with misery
for me it was probably about 12, but the idea still haunts me
>>23338791
a "friend" the smart kid, told me i have no heart, that my heart was made of stone
when my older brother killed all my family and left me alone
>tfw depressed
I could post a bunch of stuff about why, but it doesn't matter. Anybody know if I can take it for a month or two?
>>23338687
Nope, you'll get on it and feel better. The second you get off of it you will have a depression episode most likely. Best advice to potentially ween yourself off it to use both pill therapy and talk therapy. One without the other doesn't work.
Source: Girlfriend has depression and anxiety. Psychology Major.
>>23338687
It can take 4-6 weeks for it to even start working. If you stop taking it, you'll want to taper down gradually.
>>23338785
Well I need something to get me out of this deep depression.
I'm a normie and if this lasts much longer it'll affect my life other than just me.
>>23338665
False equivalency kek
Op here.
And also this.
>>23338665
>women
>science
Pick one.
If women select the 'best males' instead of us, according to some gleeful sociopaths on here, isn't a thug the wrong choice still?
>>23338588
Their perception of 'best male'. It's not the same as an objectively best male.
>>23338588
People make mistakes you know, its called living life. Something robots couldn't understand
>>23338588
Burn the coal
Pay. The. Toll
Do "tomboys" actually exist?
In anime and other media you see girls that fit that "tomboy" mold, but I've never seen any girls like that in real life to any extent.
>>23338209
I had a crush on one back on hs, she was basically a man with a vagina and a cute face.
I've seen it.
I can't prove it to you, though.
You gon' believe my word, bud?
>>23338413
I'll believe you. What was she like?
Eggman appreciation thread
>>23337769
Egg here just want to update. You fags ruined my lie and I'm probably going to kill myself.
>>23337769
last i heard of eggman is he was held under questioning for his part in the 9/11 conspiracy.
>>23337850
>my lie
UH OH
Hello fellow mechanical men, where I can obtain some quality Dank maymays?
>>23337392
Do you also like the mudflips?
The may may age is dead.this is no place anymore all you see on this board is disappointment and despair.
you should wander around the web if you want some.
this sounds super gross and weird, but you all need to try it next time you go to mcdonalds during breakfast.
>order hotcakes, hashbrown, whatever the fuck else you want.
>in the hotcakes container take the hashbrown in one side, break it the fuck up until it's mushy crumbs
>mix one ketchup packet, or if you use the dispenser, half a cup with the hashbrown
>butter pancakes lightly
>now you can either top the pancakes with the hash brown mixture, or use it as a dipping sauce
>enjoy your weird ass breakfast.
thank me later.
Thanks fam but I can't recall the last time I woke up early enough to get a McDonalds brekky.
>>23337332
>>23337382
pretty sure they do all day breakfast now
>>23338227
>tfw roommate just said, "i think you're just a psychopath and just don't get it"
am i robot yet?
I think I might be a little flattered in some strange way
mfw "friend" said "i think you're a sociopath and just don't get it"
If you have to ask us that question you're far from it.
"Some of you guys are alright"
What do I win?
> they all want chads cock
>>23336657
they all have vaginae
>>23336657
none of them have ever squiddled my diddle
>>23336689
not true you don't need a vagina to identify as a girl
>watching tv with my dad
>he says Bindi Irwin needs to lose some weight
>he has said similar things about Demi Lovato, Kat Dennings, Christina Hendricks, and other popular women of the moment.
What is it with old, white baby boomer men and their obsession with stick thin women?
His "waifu" list would run something like
>Jennifer Aniston
>Kaley Cuoco
>Uma Thurman
>Charlize Theron
shit taste tbh. Glad these guys are ceasing to be relevant to hollywood.
Different guys have different taste in women.
Stay mad.
>>23336623
He's developed low test from his age
>>23336623
They had all those chubby pinup girls shoved in their face growing up. You're just rebelling to your father's tastes the way your father did.
