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Why don't you live in NYC robots? The city has everything you could ever need. It is so beautiful and powerful.
nyc is an expensive shit hole filled with miserable cunts who think being busy is the defining trait of living a good life
>>23323300
I don't like people why would I want to live in a city?
>>23323325
There are people like that, but I don't think you realize how many people are incredibly happy living in NYC.
Why don't you guys just settle for an average looking girl? Or a chubby girl? Even if they fantasize of being with Chad, chances are they will realize that's not a realistic achievement and they'll settle for you as well.
because she will cheat on me with chad.
>>23323213
Chad will more than likely not want her though. Like I said, even though she desires Chad, Chad is not a realistic possibility, therefore she will most likely accept whoever actually gives her any mind.
>>23323023
She won't want an average guy because she thinks she deserves Chad and will hold out for him even if he'll never go for her.
http://youtu.be/rCUNf6G7ggY
>goes on a date. Has a great time with a woman taller than he is
>woman says she had a great time but he's too short
>instead of getting angry he just flat out says that he expected more from her
>she learns what she did was wrong and comes crawling back
I really wish life was like this
Jungle movie never ever
>Dating a fatty
Sevres him right.
>>23322997
We all do
But then again, it's just a cartoon, a fictional yet ideal view of our own twisted real world
Hey Arnold had some real good lessons in it though
i need your help robots
i have this Stacie that i added on kik recently.
the purpose is for her to give me nudes.
the thing is i gave her the pic of some dude and pretended it was me.
>pic related
she's now asking for more pic and i don't have any, i don't want to blow it, cuz she's a qt.
could you help me fine more pic of that guy (or someone who looks like his twin bro)
i will deliver Stacie's nudes as reward.
thank you
>>23322899
bum for the love of Jesus
>>23322899
You better deliver now OP
You're welcome
Well that's it, women no longer have any use for cock.
http://boingboing.net/2015/10/13/this-tropical-mushroom-gives-w.html
Food? Shelter? Social worth?
It's not just about the orgasm.
Women love stuffing their mouths, cunts and asses to full capacity.
>>23322872
If that would be true, I see an huge potential for a new narcotic.
COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
CHAD TAKES OFF HER DRESS NOW LET ME GOOO
>>23322657
I JUST CAN'T LOOK, SHE'S CUCKING ME
LET MY LEGS SHAKE ME TO SLEEP
DON'T WAKE ME WHEN I SWEAT ON MY SHEETS
>tfw started lifting just so I can one day hatefuck every single slut who denied me
I just want nothing more than to shoot a load of hot, steamy hate and never speak to them again. Call me an edgy beta fuckboy but this is my greatest aspiration; there is nothing more i want.
Fuck yeah
>>23322337
>in;b4 you quit tomorrow because you have to watch the newest season of TBBT
Lifting to get laid is the worse reason to motivate yourself.
I just lift becuase it feels good and it's the one gain you can make that has nothing to do with money, smarts or status.
Will they EVER learn?
>>23322116
God damn manlets.
I think thats cute
>>23322116
What is it? A Hobbit?
My incredibly successful sister that I haven't seen in 5 years is coming to visit me in like 6 hours. I'm a 24 year old neet who is living off of parent's money.
I immediately started feeling so shit. I'm such a disappointment. I'm seriously considering suicide before she arrives.
WHy can't you just hide somewhere outside for 48 hours until she leaves?
>>23321784
I already said that I'm gonna be free and we could hang out. And she's staying here for 3 days.
>>23321769
do it
>be 26
>mysteriously life works out and start dating a Chad
>shit gets serious and he starts bringing me around to his parents house
>Mr. & Mrs. Thundercock are in their 50s but way cooler and intimidating than most people I've ever met
>Mrs. Thundercock is nice to my face but she's still an Alpha Stacy who doesn't seem to like me very much
>Chad assures me that I'm just being paranoid
>The Thundercocks have a big barbecue and I invite a few of my friends because Chad kept encouraging me to
>was never popular and the friends I have are good people but socially retarded like me
>hesitant but invite 3 friends
>barbecue is full of Chads and Stacys of all ages
>friends and I feel awkward and hang out in one corner of the yard
>go into the kitchen to get a drink and Mrs. Thundercock is talking about me to her Stacy friends
>she's criticizing everything about me from the way I look to the way I drink from a cup (??)
>everyone laughs whenever she makes a joke about me
>one of her friends starts making fun of my friends and how we're "huddling" in a corner
>barbecue was last Saturday but I can't stop thinking about it
>>23321733
>The Thundercocks
Why is this so funny
>>23321733
What did you expect? Normies beget normies. Suburbia is just high school for middle aged Chads and Stacies, complete with gossip and social politics.
Tell your bf? Maybe /adv/ is a better board for this. I know theres actually a lot of female posters there who probably have gone through something similar.
Who else here /abouttotakeanap/?
If you are, sleep well and have sweet dreams!
im about to nap for 10 hours tbqhufmlowtnmlp
>>23322296
>tbqhufmlowtnmlp
reveal your secrets
>>23322322
just random shit tbh
nice doubles tho
>boss called and asked if I could work today on my day off
>yes. thank you.
>bye
you get payd extra for that day are you?
>>23321751
I don't think so. She didn't say anything about it on the phone but I don't know.
>>23321706
tfw forced holiday because I have to get rid of the unused holidays
beta uprising now has a wikipedia page
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_Uprising
Thanks faggots, if this keeps going we'll end up tortured by the FBI just for posting on 4chan
>mobile
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>23321014
>know your meme cited as sources
>>23321070
What's wrong faggot? Don't know your meme?
Why do we make fun of other robots on here? OP made a post saying he got bullied for wearing squeaky shoes and there are over 100 posts calling him a squeaky faggot who deserves to get bullied and people made memes about it.
Shouldn't we try to make people feel more welcome here fam?
>>23320784
We're doing it to help. By calling him a squeaky shoed faggot it will make him learn to take insults and criticism and in the future he won't care about being bullied for wearing squeaky shoes.
If you want a hug box where everyone cares about hurting each others feeling then go to reddit, faggot.
top squeak
Because these guys are mostly miserable and mean. So you want others to be as miserable as them.
>Reactivate my facebook to look at photos of oneitis who I recently bumped into
>Her profile is full of photos from parties and events with her friends
>Not a weekend has seemingly gone by in 3 months where she isn't doing something fun or interesting with her friends
>Remember why I deactivated facebook in the first place
>Deactivate it again and feel depressed about my shitty, shitty life
Does facebook make you depressed?
I still use Facebook to talk with my family in other parts of the country, but I purged all of the chads and stacys that I added back in high school. I agree, seeing pictures of other people partying and doing fun shit all the time while you're just living a normal life isn't good for mental health at all. Same with Instgram or any of those other sites.
Keep in mind people only post the good stuff. Some of those "happy" well adjusted people are secretly miserable.
That's why comparing yourself to other people is the worst idea because either you compare yourself to people seemingly better off than you *feel sad* or you compare yourself to starving people or people working in sweatshops etc *feel sad because you have it better than them*
it's lose/lose, better off just ignoring facebook and trying to get your shit together
Do normies actually wear shirts like that?
