>you will never fuck her
it hurts fam
Which one, op?
>>23311257
Ms Fantastic in the middle
>she will never wrap her lanky arms around me
>>23311257you know which one
>You're never going to see your dead relatives again
Being sentient in a godless universe is suffering
What the fuck is consciousness. What makes me, me?
Mind is a tool, just that
Men was created by God to share His glory
Ask Him, he'll respond if you wait
GENETICALLY
>>23310967
My mom died almost three years ago. I miss her so much because my dad is a complete dick. I would do anything to talk to her once more.
>tfw no 4chan gf
>>23310898
>tfw someone's 4chan gf but all I do is make him miserable
>>23310936
be my 4chan gf
>>23310950
No, I already have a qt robot-dono.
Feeling that way, way too often. I want to end everything and everyone even if it's not possible...
> I'm also too stupid to put the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARQl-pBpj7Q
>>23310645
That song takes me back
Thanks OP
>>23310902
Pre MM, PoA and ACSS was his best eras, long live the 90s, for Man that you fear, he recycled some lyrics of a demo, Lucy in the sky with demons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tLQ-c1bYM
>If I'm going to get treated like a rapist for pretty much any sort of behavior regardless of whether or not it's actually rape, then why am I not raping?
Isn't the above thought a natural product of a psychological concept as simple as learned helplessness? Why don't uber feminists realize what they are doing as we approach this threshold?
>>23310492
I ask myself this a lot, the greentext bit
dunno what ur on about tho
>>23310492
No one is treating you like a rapist. You're delusional.
>>23310619
Unless you have ever actually had the police called on you when you were just walking back home through your neighborhood from class or had a girl turn around and threaten you with pepper spray because you were walking behind her on the sidewalk please fuck off.
>October 14, 2015
>>23310485
kill urself my man
Happy birthday to me!
Am I the only one who thinks that child support shouldn't exist?
It prevents superior males from reproducing at a biologically optimal rate.
>man who abandons his child
>superior male
fuck off retard
If child support must be facilitated by the government, the government should be the agent in charge of the child's necessary monetary transactions, in case somebody gets a hankering for an extra pair of heels.
>>23310333
>mother and child not being able to support themselves
>worth caring for
what;s having a small penis like
What's having a dyke girlfriend that refers to you as "dude" like, OP?
>>23310190
>her
>my gf
>not some slut that craves my big cock
>>23310226
What's having a dyke ladyfriend that refers to you as "dude" like, OP? *
>just ate an entire big bag of Hot Cheetos
>11g of Fat
God damnit what the fuck is wrong with me?
A lot
>>23310002
>had not eaten any kind of chips for years
>eat doritos about a week ago
>felt like throwing up
I did that before. One of your next bowl movements will be red. Don't worry it's not blood.
Sup Robots.
/Comfy/ guy here.
I have spent the past 5 years studying the art of comfiness and now, after much trial and error, I think I have it down to a science.
Many people think that becoming /comfy/ is about having as few responsibilities as possible, or even being NEET. As we shall see, this approach comes with several structural problems that are (IMO) insurmountable for most robots. The problems with the true NEET life are twofold:
1. Most likely you won't be able to attain welfare as in most countries, that's only available to people with kids.
2. If you CAN'T get welfare, being NEET means living with parents, and that may involve being nagged by your mom or yelled at by your dad.
So, in light of this, what's a robot to do? How can a robot attain maximum comfiness while recognizing that the TRUE NEET path is a mirage in the desert?
I believe I've found the formula. This is a method that I have successfully executed over the past 5 years and have taught to many other robots who have attained similar results with it. This method does require some work in the beginning, but once you're established, there is simply NO to live a comfier life than this.
So let's get right into it.
> Step 1. Master self employment.
Self employment in the form of freelancing is by far the comfiest way to earn a living. Unlike an office job, it does not require dealing with normies. Unlike McDonald's, you can earn enough money to get by.
You might think it's hard to become self employed but honestly if you have any skills like programming or photoshop you can freelance online at Elance and UpWork extremely easily. This lets you earn a living without ever leaving your basement.
> Step 2. Stop...
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> Step 5. Read. Reading is one of the comfiest activities you can do. You want to buy the actual physical books, though, not read on your computer screen, as that causes eye-strain which is un-comfy. Those Kindles with the e-ink screens are a good compromise.
> Step 6. Master the comfy diet.
As the saying goes, you are what you eat. And I eat comfy.
As a general rule, you want to eat a balanced, varied and moderate diet. Too little food will lead you to feel deprived. Too much fatty food can cause...
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Tfw no skills to freelance with.
You know, I shouldn't even be reminding you plebeians.
Sadly, I must. And I will, until you know your place, anonymous "posters".
>*le trippy face
:^)))))))))))))
>>23310133
Hello, friend. Nice dubs.
>>23310265
Thank you, fellow trip friend.
>talk to girl on omegle
>convince her I am an alien
>talk for an hour
lulz
what start system are you from, OP?
>>23309532
what's a start system? you mean an operating system? linux master race
is her name ms swift?
do people actually meet and have sex or is just a myth?
>>23309346
> tinder
yep anono sometimes people fuck, how do you think you were born? :)
>>23309346
Who /starting to question whether sex is actually real/ here?
>Be me
>Have vast superiority complex due to having been to college (flunked out) and having been an EMT/ambulance driver (got fired)
>Be a stay-at-home dad who lives off of my girlfriends awesome salaried job and the life insurance money I got when my dad an hero'd last year
>Raise my two kids by day
>Stay up til 4 AM nightly, anime and vidya
>Not employed, in school, or trying to become...
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nice pic where's it from
>>23309299
do you clean, cook, and pick up the kids? i wouldn't call you a neet.
how does your GF feel about you staying up every night tho
>>23309379
Its a self portrait, fag
So I recently went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder
>The audience chuckles nervously
I wore a t-shirt that said "CASUAL SEX" across the chest so he'd immediately know what I wanted
>The audience laughs heartily
We made it about halfway through the appetizer before I was choking on his cock in the rest room
>The audience begins laughing so hard they burst into flame and their lungs explode. They start pissing themselves from laughter, which fails to put out the...
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>>23309232
i love this meme
fuck women stupid whores am i rite guys hahaha
>>23309232
whats wrong virgil? amy shumer is funny. deal wit it
>>23309232
>mfw I got a girl that looks just like her pregnant