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Settle in and get comfy. Post anything that makes you comfy. Music, videos, pictures, stories, etc.
>http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=49QVQ3-W-1w
>>23288638
>>23288638
>tfw no cute robot bf/gf with low self esteem to watch anime with and cuddle
>>23288830
I had that in college.
>tfw laying in bed watching anime and getting dick sucked and eating pussy.
Too bad it'll never happen again
I need to study for a midterm I have tomorrow but I'm just too fucking depressed to do anything. My study notes are literally sitting right in front of me and right now there is nothing that can motivate me to even start looking at them. Any advice guys?
Take a highlighter out, and just start highlighting the important stuff. Skim over it. Listen to music, browse 4chan, whatever. Just start highlighting.
If there's no reward that can motivate you, what about a punishment? You could think of punishments you'll subject yourself to unless you do X amount of studying
JUST DO IT
Go ahead girl come on get down.
>>23288023
3rd and 5th aren't even numbers though.
Also known as beta male
>>23288067
>in the company of
>even numbers
Two is a company of even numbers. He, in their company, is three.
Four, or two couples, is a company of even numbers. He, in their company, is five.
I like grey shirts and I spend most of my time at home.
That's about it.
Ok, r9k, redpill me on 9/11
>>23287959
>ifunny
Kys normie
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
White people are responsible
Why isn't there a sex truck that drives around and unleashes horny sluts to suck and fuck guys?
>>23287901
Ur mom doesnt have a car license m8
>>23287930
Yes she does
>>23287930
KEK
I thought everyone was done bullying me.
I thought people matured.
I thought moving away, starting college in a different state, would change it.
Yeah, I know, if I don't change I can't expect different results, but everyone seemed so nice.
Apparently people have been "Anon Hunting", where they find me and Snapchat me to everyone else. They're posting shit about me on apps I don't frequent. I recently got paraded around under the guise of friendly humour.
They're treating me like a goddamned punchline again.
I know it can be much worse (and has been). I guess I just feel dejected.It's probably my fault anyway.
Paraded how? Did you do something particularly cringeworthy/
Are you sure you're not just insane? Because either you're insane or there's something you're not telling us.
that's rough
why do they find you funny anyway?
Pepe is for faggots, Pepe is an anthropomorphic animal. Furries love anthropomorphic animals, so all frogposters are autistic furfags.
>>23287337
Found this just for you anon.
pepe is a green monster
>tfw chad bf
>They don’t know how to be happy just on their own.
How does the accuracy of this statement differ for the two genders?
I doubt r9k can reach any consensus.
>>23287213
How high are you man?
>>23287213
I say that you can be happy on your own.
But if it's not a choice you make, but rather one that's made for you, then you're just a failure.
>>23287213
I'm guessing the senior is the girl who no longer gives a fuck?
Does anyone actually believe any greentext stories are true?
It's the weaboo faggots trying to somehow prove to themselves that real life is like anime.
only green text stories I believe are shit stories. who would lie about their shits?
>>23287153
Some might be, I think part of what makes them great is you don't really know if the story really happened or not.
>>23287703
Someone with a severe inferiority complex.
Lately I've been wondering if being on chans is good for my mental health. You see I'm just an autistic sadcunt who's completely isolated(except for my family) and it's been like that for a while now and I'm starting to see that there is no return from this.
I abuse drugs and binge drink to escape reality for a while. I'm 25 and I've probably fucked myself beyond repair. Sometimes I feel like I'm developing "cabin fever" from all this isolation.
Lately I've been wondering if being on chans is such a good idea. I just think it's making me more autistic, weird and politically fringe from societies point of view. Maybe I should just find an autistic forum and hang around wholesome autists, instead of bitter betas(like myself and you guys).
I'm fucked, my life is over, I will probably just end up committing suicide or go crazy from being socially isolated for so long, living in a single room flat, living under the poverty line, living in my own world, completely oblivious to how live really is.
I just think that if I stay here channing my heart will grow cold and I'll become more hateful person.
embrace the madness bro. You would never be happy living the normie life, all this selfhelp shit is just brainwashing. You are disident in todays society, so just enjoy your 10000 days in Siberia.
You are 100% correct on everything you said, except for one thing. It is never too late to change your life. The idiots here think 25 is too late, but you are forgetting that to an 80 year old, 25 is a kid. Most adults didn't have their shit figured out at 25, either. I had a teacher who was 30 working at a factory before he turned it around and became a teacher.
4chan is very toxic to your mind, get out if you are able.
>Math test on Thursday
>Start studying a week ago
>everything is ok
>Today
>go to school
>start doing some exercises
>can't do nothing
>panic
>take some valium
>call chad
>ask him if he could solve some math problems
>send me all the exercises
>"Anon i've began practicing it today, this stuff is really simple"
>now i'm considering suicide
>mfw
How advanced math are we talking about here?
>>23286666
trigonometry
>>23286666
Nice quads
>tfw 2 page essay is due in 3 hours
Can I make it?
>two page
Literally nothing, underageb&
>>23286658
Mang what you mean?
>>23286591
Mayhaps if you get off 4chan and actually work on it you can...
>two classmates ratted me out to my parents (drugs)
>my crush was LITERALLY on top of me at a party few months back, I fucked it up
>depressed and paranoid (slowly going shizo - have hallucinations and talk to my reflection in the mirror)
AMAI just want to vent q_q
Fucking normies
>>23286375
What do you see when you hallucinate and what does your reflection say to you?
>>23286375
>finally have a gf (Asian)
>this is a big fucking revelation
>go on one date
>haven't felt this good
>weekend passes
>her ex who is a massive beta pussy tells her mother that I'm some Drug addicted Alcoholic schizo that is a bad influence
>not far from the truth but not that close either
>he is harassing her by telling lies to all her friends
>don't know what to do
>guy has a pikachu for a facebook profile picture, talks in memes and talks shit about me to her
>she still likes me
>essentially a fucking robot and or autist that has nothing wants to take away what I got when I just got it
fucking robots
Why don't you use psychedelics?
They could cure your depression
I'm not depressed.
I've eaten acid.
OP confirmed for scientist.
They could also make it worse
Because they do not play well with mental disorders that aren't plebeian depression
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