>tfw your unwashed bed sheets smells like shit from bare-ass fapping
Disgusting.
>roommate
>gotta pretend to shower to beat your meat cause your room the epicenter for normie congregation
>>23333888
>have roommate in uni dorm
>I can only fap when he's out to get food or in class because he doesn't go outside otherwise
>come back one day to empty room
>tired from pulling an all nighter but need to take this chance to fap
>load porn and pull down pants
>feel drowsy while fapping
>pass out
>wake up lying tucked in bed
>roommate is back
>pants are still off
>remember passing out on my chair
>wonder how I got to bed
>mfw
that feel when dried up cum on bedsheets
>>23333661
All my pillows are brown from old cum. Floors are splotchy with cum.
>tfw my brother was visiting
>when he fell asleep on the couch I wrapped him up with my blanket
>next day he told me it smells like jizz and cigarettes
max comfy
>>23334859
How does he know what jizz smells like?
>>23334283
>live in student housing
>everyone has their own locked rooms
feels good mang
>>23335009
>how does a guy know what jizz smells like
jeez i fucking wonder
>>23333661
I just take by bed/sheet/blanket outside and leave it for a day. Also, shake the bed/blanket/etc so the dust fall off. This does the job. I recommend you try it
>>23335196
Can't leave house. Fuck that plan. Need something else
>>23335339
Don't leave house. Get vacuum.
Is there access to outside air without leaving the house?
I do it on my patio, which is covered by bed sheets so others can't see me.
That feel when you wonder how many hybrid teenage mutant ninja roaches you have sired in the shower drain.
>>23335411
Might be able to open a window. Been a shit in since 2007. Haven't stepped outside since then.
>>23333661
>tfw bedsheets smell like a mixture of sweat and semen
>tfw I'm used to the smell and it actually helps me sleep
>tfw have trouble sleeping on the rare chance that mommy actually washed my sheets
>>23334283
all of my wats
also is he a robot too?
