>Mister, we're lost. Is there any chance we can come in and suck your dick?
Come on in
>>23373584
Would invite in even if I knew their intention, the lefty is so fking incredibly amazingly hot
No, i'm the one who's cumming in.
>>23373584
I have stinky strotum let me shower first.
>Gee pa I found these two whores right outside my window
ill take a footjob instead
>>23374604
>No that's ok. We'll give you a tongue bath
>>23373584
Umm OK
>see flash and laughter in the distance
>both girls start laughing "omg ewww he fell for it, ewwww"
>camera man and crew come out of hiding , video camera in my face
>haha Sir you are on are "Totally Pranked" a new prank television show
>Sir did you actually believe these two hot girls wanted to perform sexual favors on you? Please explain yourself. Are you a virgin, Sir?
>mfw
>>23373584
come in, I hope you ladies like eggs,
[sound of doors locking]
>>23373584
>and then the knives come out
No thank you, my genitals are pretty much all I have left at this point.
