>lose my virginity to a hooker
>fall in love with her
>no money to keep paying her 100 bucks per session
>find her facebook and add her
>she blocks me
>mfw
Life is suffering, robots.
>>23375569
link to fb plz
>>23375659
she blocked me so idk what it is
>fall in love with her
You made my day OP
bamp
Happened to me too OP.
Don't worry about it.
Like literally, that's just not even a thing. You don't want that.
Hilarious.
>fall in love with her
>fat girl
>Guys will line up to fuck her
>fat guy
>Only people attracted to fat guys are other fat guys
>>23376930
i'm a fat girl dating a fat guy
One time I went to see an escort. She was skinny in the picture and attractive but it turned out to be a fucking landwhale.
She was so nice though.... I ended up paying and she sucked me with a condom (which is good. I didn't want to fuck her anyway I mean just wanted to fap in front of someone else tbh, I was really lonely).
that was it.
Dear god I regret it so much. She wasn't hideous, just young and very fat compared to pictures.
Fucking hell man that was not good I should've just left.
>>23377304
*vomits*
thanks tbh fam
>>23377304
The last time someone on /r9k/ said this the guy turned out to be a 6'5" pudgy Chad
>>23377304
couples pics plz
