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How wouldst thou save yon fair maiden from her foul and villainous captor?
>2015
>big clumsy useless axe
>not being superior halberd master race
>>24064435
that looks much clumsier, are you sure you hold halberds right at the end?
I made a video game reference because I'm a massive fucking stupid faggot.
I just opened a shadow dagger in a CS:GO case, but i have none to share the happiness with :/
>>24064243
>tfw opened 30 cases
>Got nothing
Cases are a metaphor for human existence
How much is it worth? How much did you spend opening cases? Did it overall pay off?
>>24064243
Congrats senpai. Make sure never to open another case again. In the long run, you will lose money at an astonishing rate. It's like playing the lottery, basically just throwing money away.
>tfw getting my boipussy fucked by old men just so I can eat this weekend
this is the pain caused by capitalism
>>24064080
What do you charge them?
Make sure to tell your dad i said hi.
> a girl's bestfriend
You seem to be forgetting that they're man's best friend, too
>>24064075
>>24064004
Dogs are friendly.
>>24064075
this
I bet OP doesn't even take his dog's knot
Who here /deep seated anger/
> why are you so fucking angry
> what do you do when you get mad
>>24063957
I have always been angry, i cant even think of a reason exactly. I usually compete in things. Sports, games, anything, just to have an outlet so i dont fuck shit up all the time
>>24063996
> sports
FUCKING CHAD PLEASE LEAVE
>>24063957
>what do
A few things:
>10 sets of breaths; 10 second inhale, 10 second exhale
>attempt to depersonalize from situation (i.e: receding from your ego and try viewing it from an impartial 3rd party floating in the background)
>working on a productive task to solve the problem
>exercise
The biggest issue though is that anger is one of those self-sustaining emotional states, where you'll want to amplify it further when you're in it, even though it's unpleasant.
>tfw I can't watch hardcore porn because I tend self insert as the women who's enjoying it the most.
>It's the only way I don't feel angry that some other guy is getting all the pussy while I watch jerking off in front the computer screen
Porn fucked me up.
>tfw youre so ugly not even gay men will fuck you
>>24064034
>tfw men old enough to be your father stop replying after seeing your face
Internet porn is fucking up my entire generation, and Tinder's eliminating any last resistance.
I just turned 21 /r9k/, what should a robot buy at the liquor store?
>>24063930
Are you new to drinking? If so, Heineken is a good starter beer, not too dark or too light. Call me a fag, but I do love me some champagne and wine. Mead is great, too, try that some time. I don't like vodka and can only really tolerate the harder shit.
>>24063930
Bourbon.
>>24063930
Mountain Dew
i will do it everyday faggots
Merry Christmas!
merry christmas anon, I will follow you on this journey
I'm going to post this in your thread everyday until christmas
>25
>7/10 normie
>Phimosis
>Never seen my own penis head
>Cant pull skin back because it hurts like a bitch
This is literally the only insecurity that keeps me from approaching girls.
Is circumcision my only option?
i dont want to be part of the cutfag inferior race.
>>24063861
>Is circumcision my only option?
No. Manual stretching and steroid creams are a popular conservative treatment, and there are also less invasive/destructive surgical techniques. Circumcision is almost never medically warranted despite how scalpel happy US doctors will get about it.
You could also just try getting drunk and trying to retract that shit.
>>24063861
http://www.cirp.org/library/treatment/phimosis/
literally the first result on google
there's stuff like steroid creams and stretching that can correct it without circumcision. you do NOT need to have your dick cut up, you DO need to put some effort into fixing it.
do some research on non-surgical solutions, and find a non-jew doctor to help you.
I'm a 24 y/o uncut virgin and have always been a little afraid of sex because I don't want to damage the foreskin. I can retract it all the way but still don't like the thought of going at it too hard and ripping the frenulum. Probably a big reason why I've never liked the idea of anal
I think this sums up the situation nicely.
No it doesn't't.
>being this butthurt by /pol/
Hey if it helps you with the obvious insecurities you have to think people of pol are idiots and neet losers then do as you please. But next time try to actually listen to the arguments instead of trying to create a meme to attempt to refute them and their opinion.
>>24063972
Sorry I triggered you, Rommel.
>>24063972
implying you wouldn't let Hitler shove his big erect Nazi dick down your throat, its obvious
>meet guy online
>really sweet and charming
>plan to meet up IRL
>last night he tells me that he used a bot to conduct a lot of our early conversations
>mfw
Why do guys do this? Social anxiety is not an excuse.
it was probably cleverbot.
and you were too dumb to notice.
lmao
LOL YOU THOUGHT A BOT WAS A REAL PERSON
omg why didn't I think of this, thank you OP. I can finally talk to people.
Your thoughts on being friends with benefits.
it takes two mature individuals who are on the same wavelength for exactly what they want in a relationship.
and even then most times it blows up eventually.
so in theory, probably not so bad for people (like the two in the movie if i recall correctly) who are busy as shit and basically only have time to fuck here and there with a few dates sprinkled in. this movie was much better than the ashton kutcher one
>>24063780
It's degener8.
>>24063895
I'm seconding this gentleman's thorough assessment.
Someone tell me what this means...
>>24063679
it means you belong here
Welcome home son.
We've been waiting for you.
>>24063679
it means your shit's fucked up and you talk like a fag
Is cuming on a pretty girl's face the most satisfying thing in life?
>>24063650
>uncut
>uncovered
>cum in vagina
there is no better way
cumming outside is a porn meme, inside is always better
cumming in a pussy is 10x better.
Cumming on a girls face looks hot in porn but in reallife you're just jacking off while your girl is akwardly waiting to receive your semen
Why have you forgotten, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfxXqHpTUCg
>>24063594
he was a fucking dumbass. he could've lived a glorious neet life because he was rich as fuck, but he wasted it all
>>24063784
>glorious NEET
How's that even possible?
>>24063816
if i was rich and didn't have to worry about my future financial situation i wouldn't be depressed one bit about being a neet. i'd embrace it
