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*boom*
*crash*
"remember me fucker? you told me to kill myself on the image board 4chan. finding where you lived was just a simple matter of backtracing your ip. i've been trained as an assassin my entire life, you wont even know i was here. "
>>24061450
sorry
i dont live in america, my house has actual walls that arent made out of plywood and a steel door
>>24061450
>barges through front door and makes confrontational motive speech
>"you won't even know I was here"
Lol wat.
>>24061482
why are you targeting americans out of nowhere?
Spanish Feel
>Any spanish robot here?
why do so many spanish couples give slavic names to their kids? like igor, boris, vladimir, ivan, etc.
are you keking us?
>>24061348
Hola! Solo pasaba para recordarles que Europa termina en los Pirineos.
Solo eso! Adiosin!
>>24061348
eres un nini?
pictures that make you go HMMMMMMMM
>>24061326
OP I have painted many staircases and often times this is the most practical way to do it
this picture- it makes me go HMMMMMMMM.
>>24061326
the threads are always filled with the same pics.
and now you are reposting the same pic from the old hmmm thread.
the hmmm golden era is dead.
Who here is revolutionary?
Fuck off. /r9k/ is for aristocrats of the soul.
>21st century leftism
Marx must be turning in his grave at over 9000 rounds per minute right now
>>24061377
This made my day loool
WHY IS EVERYONE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT OLIVE GARDEN FUCKKKKKKKKKK
BREADSTICKS
Popeye's wife?
As soon as I heard about the $8.95 UNLIMITED Pasta Bowl with UNLIMITED breadsticks to boot, I couldn't stop. Luckily since I've had the $8.95 UNLIMITED Pasta Bowl already for an affordable, fast and friendly lunch, I can try any selection of their main Entrees tonight for dinner starting at only $12.99. Remember that when you're at Olive Garden Italian Restaurant, you're with Family!
How can thighlets even hope to compete?
degenerate man on the left
REMINDER: Thighlets with big tits are still low-tier.
>>24061224
Both of those are disgusting. Fat on right, man on left. Perfect thighs are toned, same for asses, firm and shaped, not gelatinous. Hourglass body curve and decently sized tits. No wonder I'm single :(
Why don't you just date a foreveralone girl /r9k/? There's so many of them on http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone, http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen and http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneDating.
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneDating/comments/3rgbpj/28_f4m_south_carolina_looking_for_a_connection/
Those are women who get loads of sex but can't lock Chad down.
I sent messages to women on ForeverAloneDating.
I have a ripped body and make $40k at the age of 20.
Ended up IGNORED, they completely ignored my messages.
Didn't even say "no thanks" they have ridiculous standards.
hundreds of men messaging them (I made a fake account.)
Watch, I'm going to make a new fake account and say I'm looking for a BF, then I'll post results to you faggot.
>>24061731
What kind of messages did you send? Why did you make a fake account? Sounds creepy as fuck.
>>24061151
stop advertising here and die
that place is hell and you know it
Where has human connection gone
This short film gave me feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QdnCRWATZ8
It dissapeared with the emergence of cities and states several thousand years ago
>>24061121
>want to be a cynical asshole about the video
>can't
I don't need human contact
I don't need human contact
I don't need human contactOh god I need human contact
is anyone hyped for fallout 4?
You're a cunt
all fallout games are terrible
actually, all bethesda games are fucking terrible
if you enjoy these games you are literally the reason video games are garbage now
>>24061093
Kill him AND nuke the Commonwealth
>He refers to Digimon characters by their Japanese names
>he calls it "Pok-UH-mon" instead of "Pokeymon"
>>24061103
>he likes Pokemon more than Digimon
>>24061073
>He likes Jew-Gi-Yoh
OH GOD I HOPE THERE ISN'T AN AFTERLIFE
I pray reincarnation isnt real. I fear i'll get tortured by future ISIS
JUTS
>>24060995
I hope it's some strange simulation, when I die i hope I'll wake up to some other world where our logic doesn't even apply. You guys probably aren't even real
DOIN' THE STANKY LEG
(STANK STANK)
DOIN' THE STANKY LEG
(STANK STANK)
>>24060903
It's do the stanky leg not doin' you fucking autistic frogposting mongolian triplenigger
>>24060934
DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF
>>24060963
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHAHAHAH
OLIVE GARDEN HAS UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS HAS 5.99!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT /RO/-BROS!
What is olive garden?
>>24060855
>pretending to be a shill
epic, so funny anon haha tell me about the breadsticks again
did brian redban just find r9k or something
Who /traditionalist NEET/ here?
Unironically far-right Evola and Junger reading KV NEET here.
This is what a warrior aristocrat looks like in 2015.
http://www.cakravartin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Julius-Evola-Ride-the-Tiger-Survival-Manual-for-the-Aristocrats-of-the-Soul.pdf
Chapter 7 should be of special interest to robots.
>>24060900
Ride the Tiger opened my eyes and let me tap into my aristocratic soul. NEETdom is the only way to ride the tiger.
You should read The Revolt of the Masses by Ortega y Gasset. It gave me lots of disdain for normalplebs.
Are men still expected to pay for dates/drinks?
All of my friends pay for women and I'm the only one who thinks it's stupid to keep paying for women in the year 2015 since the pay gap is pretty much a myth and now more women are graduating college than men, plus they'll get job preference once they graduate just because they're women.
>>24060824
Feminism isn't equality senpai. They still want the same "chivalry" as b4
>>24060824
Only on the first few dates, then eventually you split the bill. Then when you date it's a whole mix of splitting the bill, paying for all, or them paying.
I'm a femanon so I'm pretty set f a m.
>>24060824
My sister says she expects the man to offer and then doesn't let him, paying for her own meal.
I don't get it.
