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Why isn't this done with automation yet?

Is this a good job for socially anxious people?
If you work after closing time and you don't really have to talk to anyone,right?

>>24082611
pretty much senpai

>>24082473
Dusky usually. I got a variation of it from the random xbox live names forever ago and it stuck with me. I use it now for most things online

I use a different one for every application.

>>24082589
Furry detected

Flashgordon512

Where is my large automobile?

This is not my beautiful house!

This is not my beautiful wife!

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>M-morning, Stacy.

>>24082378
>teh fuck you still doing in my bed?

Steam games

Well, you should probably quit being a little bitch and go do something with your self. Or you can just jump off a building. W/e seems easier.

Try being 24 with the same experience.

>>24082153
>is it because of /r9k/ and similar places?

Probably. Because I have the same problem. Especially after the weekends, when I spent hours and hours with writing misyognist posts on 4chan - and then on mondays I sometimes can't hide it. "What is hypergamous, Anon?"

So, yeah maybe fit will help.

/fit/ is /r9k/ with muscles, still getting jacked wouldn't fix my shitty face and small dick so who cares.

>>24082153

Yea it did for me. If you know how to lift it's easier to get it done. But you will still hate women and feminism probably

>>24082143
3. definitely, white girls complain about racial inequality more than anybody else

>>24082143
1. Native
2. White
3. Black
4. Asian
5. Indian
6. Arab
7. Latino

Jews are the same race as whites so I grouped them together

1. White
2. Asian
3. Jewish
4. Latino
5. Indian
6. Black
7. Arab

>>24082137
Take a butler class and work for some rich as fuck guy. No need to sell your ass, bro.

>>24082181
I don't think I'm that competent...

>>24082137
>i want everything given to me
>for little to no effort on my part

r9k in a nutshell

>>24081780
Not dating in highschool, well I had friends and looked decent but I was pretty over weight and that wrecked any shred of confidence I had and now its too late.

Why are you asking this on a board frequented by 16-19 year olds?

>>24081891

Hey, I'm not OP and I'm 36.

There are dozens of us!

Norway bot here winter is coming.

>>24081735
you're so lucky

fuck the sunlight

>>24081735
uk here, it gets dark about 4:30 now
I wake up really late as well so I get about 3 hours of light
Suicidal thoughts intensify

Bl-ack again?

>>24081698
She's back! Hooray!

>>24081698
How do you know she's back?

I don't know. I always do and say the most retarded and embarrasing things when I'm drunk, spilling guts to strangers or getting aggressive. too many to choose from.
Over the years I stopped caring and barely feel any shame anymore. it's liberating

>>24081532
>Joining this cancerous thread

When I was in 3d grade of high school I sent real life letters to all 4th grade (senior) cuties because I thought everyone would love to have someone to write letters to and couldn't really talk to them in real life.

>>24081451
who are you to judge their relationship? for all we know they have an open relationship and he gets to fuck dozens of bitches on a daily basis?

He is probably just a kek tho

>"girls" that look like that get dick anytime they want and you will never get pussy

It looked like a kiss on the cheek.

Still, if my gf kissed another guy on the cheek, he'd had to be a really good mutual friend. Those guys don't even looking like they are cool with each other.

Disgusting Indian. I learned my lesson the first time I fucked with one of you crazy cunts. Following me home because I got a ride with one of my female friends.

Fuck off back to your cesspool.

>>24081447
FUCK YOU SHITSKIN I HATE SHITSKINS

>>24081447
>tfw no mutual foot massage/kissing fwb

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Here is a drawing I did of reviewbrah as a Chad for example

Any ideas at all?

>>24081318
That's a cute little eggy

>>24081265
I've had really good practice with texting. I text a friend of mine who is a girl fairly often and it has really helped my texting game. A big mistake I always see on these cringey text exchanges are yes/no questions being answered with more than just yes or no. It makes you seem like a kekold.

>>24081265
Girls are terrible when it comes to written speech though, they don't have the brain capacity to form full sentences. This is why their messages are not longer than a few words.

Apart from that, only turbo betas post more than 1 message in a row (unless you want to say something lengthy and 1 message isn't enough).
You never do something like in your pic, even the 2nd message was to much. If someone doesn't respond almost immediately then he/she thinks that you aren't important enough.

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>>24081343
>saying something lengthy
>COMPLETELY missing the point