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How's it going anon, still resisting that ever growing temptation to bust a nut? I am.
Day 8 now, regressed pretty badly yesterday on porn consumption which led to a rather restless night last night but today has been pretty easy so far desu.
>>24083556
I failed last night senpai but there was so much pecum I didn't even have to use lube, it pretty great desu
>>24083556
5th day in, I'm getting random boners and lewd thoughts
When I fap my skin gets fucking oily with acne, my scalp tingles and more hairs fall
Day 4, started late. When do I start getting super powers?
Hello fellow robots, there was a rumor at school that this kid was going to shoot up on November 17th.
I personally know the kid and I think he actually might.
Advice for a robot that's a senior in highschool,
>>24083479
skip school on nov 17th
>>24083479
Talk to him
>>24083479
Talk to authorities.
objective truth thread
>>24083458
You can do everything right and still fail because of external factors outside your realm of control.
>>24083458
Except this is complete horse shit and most likely written by some beta trying to find an excuse for failing to get laid.
>>24083458
>objecting truth thread
Niggers in spite of what racists on /r9k/ say, are people
Wavedashing is a glitch
Who else here /vidya/ because you can't cope with real life? Post your current game you're playing.It's my only escape from the pains of reality. I'm playing many at the same time since I am an autistic faggot with a horrible attention span.
very fun and can run well on my potato of a computer
>7,62 high calibre
>Far cry 2
Me OP.
I play enough video games just to feel dead inside.
>>24083425
i finished max payne 3 today.
Kinda repetitive but r9k should like the new persona of max he just shits on everything and doesn't stop drinking
>you sit here fantasizing about getting laid
>Chad doesn't even have to try to get head
>>24083350
Nothing we can do.
Move on.
>I sit here sniffing pants
>while chad gets woman to fall in love with him at first glance
>on 4chan you sit
>she's eating his shit
>Be me, 6/10 5'9" manlet
>Using Tinder because lonely as fuck for years
>Finally get a match that isn't a bot
>qt 3.14159265358, blonde and petite
>Get to chatting, she's an IT major and loves biology
>horeyshet.jpg
>Get her number, spend four hours texting back and forth animal facts and computer stuff(she built her first at 13)
>Make obscure comic reference because I am in fact an autist
>She digs it
>Thiscan'tbereal.mp4
>Start trying to organize a meeting
>She mentions that if we meet in person that talking may be difficult
>Turns out her vocal chords are paralyzed and she can only communicate through ASL
>Currently taking online ASL to understand her
>Mfw I met qt mute girl who likes computers
>Mfw I get to have an anime relationship
I wanted to thank all of you guys for inspiring me to embrace my autism and reach out to another person, even if rejection and solitude loomed over me. Your brave adherence to your fucked-up beliefs gave me the courage to ask her out. If you guys want, I'll stop by again and tell everyone how it goes.
So long, robots. See you after the credits. Help me pick a theme song.
>>24083291
I also have an anime relationship, best thing in the world. On the other hand, I'm quite scared that if we someday break up, I will NEVER find someone with such similar nerd culture interests.
>Getting excited about inevitably getting keked by a girl that can't even talk
>>24083291
that is amazing
I wish you the best. this sounds like something out of a movie sempai
Why is suicide looked so down upon?
I'm at the point where if someone laid a gun in front of me there would be 0 hesitation, but what I gather is they'd much rather lock me away and destroy my brain with pills.
Did that to me
>attempt suicide
>end up in hospital
>was put on antipsycotics for the last 3 years
>tfw haven't taken one in 8 days
>tfw I suddenly care about hygiene again
>tfw my brain is awake again
Feels so fucking good senpai
Normies want you to work hard on their society. It is insulting to them when someone doesn't want to.
>>24083203
Because most of the time people don't know what they are doing when they suicide. I heard a statistic that in an interview with a bunch of bridge jumper surviviors, almost all of them realized that their problems were solvable halfway down. So I guess suicide is looked down upon because people feel they can help/ prevent that loss of life.
What's the worst board?
this one desu
You're postin' on it, my man
/soc/ all the normies make me fucking sick as well as the fucking betas that shower girls in attention. See that's the reason why even fat chicks think they deserve Chad, betas inflating their ego. Betas are fucking it up for everyone.
About to fuck my girl for the first time. Am I fucked?
>>24083119
Not yet, hence the "about to"
>>24083119
Nah. You're good.
It looks like you've got a reasonably good body, and you're obviously not erect, so.
Go to town.
>>24083119
shave and lose some weight
Would you rather have a gf with a big fat ass or one with big fat tits?
Neither, both are disgusting.
Tits, fake ones
fat ass
tits lose all form around 27 years old
with a bit of maintenance an ass can look good until they're 40
Let's trade Tinder tips. What's worked for you? Has anything worked for you? Success stories? As unlikely as they may be?
I had a match a couple days ago but I got blind drunk last night and now it's gone. Oh well. She was 77 miles away anyway. Plus I'm pretty sure she was uninterested before that. I must be really fucking ugly because I'm at the point where i just like every chick that's not absolutely hideous and I pretty much get no matches that aren't bots.
Help
You need to get better pictures of yourself, and if your pictures are already good, then you need to simply look better. After you actually get some matches, then you can practice game and whatnot.
Put this on the right board retard.
>>>/adv/
>>24083001
77 is too far bruh other people only swipe if they are less than 50 at least I do
How are you holding up, robots?
>>24082882
I don't think it is possible to hate myself anymore.
I'm eating candy and rly high. I got the day off work so thats good
>>24082882
Just tryna make it pham. I swear depression is like having to drive across the country in a car with 2 flat tires in a world where you can't get new ones.
How's your weekend so far?
>>24082798
Shit.
Just watch Bill Maher to chill.
But then: "Suicide rate amongst men skyrocketing!"
Can't escape it.
I've actually been having pretty decent days recently, but the crippling loneliness is fucking me up right now. If I'm not distracting myself with video games, TV, movies, or my compositions then the fact that I'm alone is almost all I can think about.
>>24082798
I read 50 pages on a book last night, but then I woke up at 7am and have been working ~4 hours so far today. I had leftover street tacos for breakfast. It's been good.
>group work
>group work that contributes to your final grade
>>24082796
Its like they're weeding out the autists
>>24082796
I actually learned to like group work halfway through college. People are forced to talk to you and hang out with you for long periods of time. It's not a bad way to make friends.
>>24082805
>forced to work with people I don't know
>volunteer to be group leader
>assign people which topics to research and how they should structure it
>Write this up in a word document, make a clear guide for them so they know what to do
>fucking faggots don't even read it
>keep challenging my instructions and suggesting unrelated fucking ideas of what to write on
>Remind them that I'm the only one in the group who gets straight As in all assignments
>they listen to my instructions
>they send me their work
>it's poorly written trash with spelling errors and and half-assed arguments
>due in 2 days
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>somehow got invited to a normie party
>they start to play 'Never Have I Ever'
>everyone is talking about crazy sex storys, some people in this room experienced things you can't even imagine
>mfw I haven't even kissed a girl in my life
The worst is how they talk about sex, like it's something completely normal and daily for them. They talk about it like I talk about my dog or watching a movie.
This kills me.
>>24082566
Why did you even go there?
I hate when that happens I just say I had sex with this one girl I know
