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new picture edition
That poppy better not be photo shopped
Slow rainy day.
The new picture is marvellous.
>>24077881
>dat phone number
Classy chuckle
Can I get neetbux for anxiety
Pissing it down outside lads, windy too.
Holy shit can you come up with a new picture instead of the same "epic may mays"?
>>24078078
No.
I tried, got called an 8ch shill and people made three other threads
>>24078078
Quit your whining, it's good.
watching some ray mears and eating porridge
comfy as fuck lads
I work as a relief healthcare professional across my county. Wherever I'm working that day I'm essentially the boss (legal reasons).
One of my subordinates at a location was quite cute and I spent most of the day just flirting with her but at some point she mentioned that she had a boyfriend. Damn. So I carry on like a team eliminated before the end of the group stages till her shift finishes.
I've now found her on POF... Do I contact?
>>24078275
Her "I have a boyfriend" was to get you to leave her alone mate. Forget that shit
>fight and a pint
American here, what's that? I want a fight and a pint.I don't even really want the pint.
Comfy day out there, lads. Might go for a walk.
Who else here /LovesChristmas/? I don't know why lads but I'm just happier round the season. Everything seems better
>feel crappy, headache, aches in leg, tired as balls despite sleeping last night, coughing like fuck
>haven't been sick
>have work
I dunno whether to call in sick as i really don't feel up to it, but i always feel like unless its vomit tier illness my employers might put me in trouble.
>>24078352
Nevermind, looked it up and it's just some t-shirt. I thought it might have been a fight club.
>>24078352
There was a pasta posted in these threads on a regular basis involving a guy who desperately wanted to feel something. He'd offer to meet someone and fight them to achieve this. He pledged to buy a pint afterwards for anyone who accepted. I can only assume that's a reference to him.
Rip britfeel pastas :_:
>>24078364
Yeah its pretty great. Getting money from relatives I haven't spoken to in half a decade is the shit.
>>24078364
yeah, I like Christmas. it's got a nice atmosphere to it. I don't like spending time with people or giving gifts, I just like the food, feel in the air, the general optimism that's about and receiving gifts and money
Fuck me and my Bro completely forgot it was our dads bday
>>24078420
Smh pal
Smh
>>24078426
>no baka
Triggered
>>24078416
Giving gift ain't too bad. picking up with random special shit aldi have on. Have to get your mum something nice though mate
>>24078364
yeah my family is generally pretty fractious, but we chill out for xmas and as i live on the other side of the country i see them less, so it makes christmas more important i guess. I have a younger bro who is only 7 so he is right in the perfect age to believe in all the Christmas stories and get mega hyped up for it. The Food, the booze and just relaxing watching tv at the end of the day with the fire going is comfy as it gets as well.
>>24078443
OK you do that, because I sure as fuck don't get her anything for Christmas
>>24078342
Fuck it, went for the easier Facebook option!
Bye robot life!
>>24078361
Where do you walk to lad? I live on a council estate and don't like to leave my house
>>24078070
If its so bad it prevents you from living a normal life, yes.
>>24078503
Just to the top of my town usually. The main street is like 1.25 miles long so I'll go up and down that a few times if there aren't too much people out. When I'm feeling more adventurous I'll go to the town about 5 miles up the road.
Was hoping to have a comfy day watching anime and doing drawfag requests but I have to go and get some canned air
anything else I should pick up lads?
>>24078449
There is no comfier day mate. Christmas round mine becomes more of a party as it gets late because my birthday is the day after
>>24078571
Get one of them ice coffees from tesco. Tasty shit mate
>tired last night, sleeping with gf at her place
>gf wanted to wake up early
>wakes me up at 9am asking when i'm getting up
>say i'm not sure yet
>she throws her phone onto the floor and tells me to go home whenever i wake up
>get up immediately, walk home in the rain at 10am
>get home and my mum makes me a sandwich and some tea
>get this weird anxiety i always get whenever gf and i have an issue (however small)
>>24078342
This
She's not interested mate, let it go.
>>24078663
Check out Normietron 5000 here.
There's only one robot allowed on this board and it's not you.
>>24078608
Dave?
>>24078677
granted, i lucked out pretty well genetics-wise, but believe me my man i am bretty fuckin autistic
>>24078663
>get home and my mum makes me a sandwich and some tea
The weird anxiety is that your girlfriend cannot provide you the comfort which your mother can.
Or the eminent breakup call.
>>24078663
WHAT THE FUCK IS A NORMIE DOING ON MY BOARD, GET THE FUCK OUT YOU NORMIE SCUM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24078364
Really? For me it's the exact opposite. Horrible weather and everyone making plans while I sit around. Walking past winter markets seeing happy couples all snuggled up and laughing together is the worst. I hate christmas. I swear if I off myself it'll be during xmas.
>>24078687
nah, we've been dating for 2 years now, she just gets emotional whenever she's about to begin her period
>>24078688
:^)
>>24078685
>"bretty fuckin autistic"
>has a gf
No.
>>24078685
>but believe me my man i am bretty fuckin autistic
Says the guy in a relationship and who is so confident that he's willing to disagree with his gf instead of going along with everything she says to avoid the risk of her dumping him.
You're not like us and probably never were. Saying you are is like Tom Hanks painting his face brown and calling himself African-American.
>>24078688
>nah, we've been dating for 2 years now
fuck off yank
>>24078663
What a shit story, if you're going to make stuff up, at least try and be more creative mate
>>24078727
He's shitposting trying to ruin our comfy thread. There's been a guy gf posting here the past few days just for a reaction to start a fight.
>>24078739
why would i make that up?
>>24078744
i'm honestly not, i didn't realise
>gf
makes everyone in /brit/ sperg out now, was pretty relaxed the last time i posted here a few months ago
>>24078764
This is /britfeel/, not just /brit/ with porn instead of flags.
Didn't know karl pilingkton did the moaning of life after an idiot abroad. Never even heard of it. Watching it for the first time now and don't really like it. Think I'm just sick of the whole format now after idiot abroad.
I'd rather he just did more podcasts with ricky and steve
>>24078723
>autists cant have a gf
Based retard
Last night
>2 old mates from high school run into me at co-op, ask me to hang out.
>cut to night, we're out in town.
>walking past garden centre, loads of pumpkins out front.
>normie "mate" decides to go jump on a pumkin, grab another and run off with it.
>tfw stupid AF but also quite funny.
>we're walking down pitch black street, still carrying pumpkin.
>I turn around, massive man stood about 2 inches away from me, he says really weirdly "your aware what you're doing is stealing"
>No one says out.
>"It's stealing, I'd take it back to where you found it, its stealing"
>normie mate finally speaks up, "we didn't take it, we found it"
>"Take it back or I'll ring the police!! "
>"alright mate we will, chill"
>dude just walks off into the dark.
>>24078764
Hmmm... a few months ago. Oh yeah.
Summer.
Fuck off with the rest of the summerfags m8
>>24078764
This isn't /brit/ you fucking mong. Go to /int/.
>>24078792
summerfags are a myth my friend, there is no reason to be so hostile and defensive
>>24078789
fuck off you absolute normie cunt. You are not a robot
pathetic robots that long for a crywank circle ruined this board
Reminder to worship foreskin
>>24078805
You're worse than a normie, you're a failed normie mate.
>>24078764
>>24078818
This is your first day on /r9k/ isn't it?
>>24078816
You don't need to stick around then twat. Fuck off to /brit/. It's just this place but you can gf post all you want.
>>24078814
>>24078830
>this is how shit this board has become
it was alright when it was contained to one greenntext crybaby thread but fucking hell
>>24078805
>>24078790
>>24078789
>>24078663
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU NORMIE SCUM, THIS IS MY BOARD YOU FUCKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24078822
say whatever you want my man, i can only assume you are this mad because you are angry you don't have a gf
it's that same hostility that probably prevents you from ever meeting one
i'll fuck off back to /brit/ then, enjoy being here, friend
went down the pub last night with my robot mate lads, it was pretty shit to be quite honest families
I don't get the appeal of it
can i get fit without going to the gym lads im too scared to go
>>24078843
nah i'll stick around mate cheers
massive hangover from clubbing last night and i've gotta have something to do on the train to my gf's house, right?
>>24078697
Get a gf mate. Going to the Christmas markets with your missus is comfy as fuck
>>24078865
Run in the dead of night when there's nobody around, just do circuits on the streets around your home.
Buy some weights from Argos and use them at home. Once you' get over the initial barriers, you'll feel fine going to a gym because you'll be able to use the equipment without flailing around feebly and crying as you run out the door.
>>24078764
>why would I make that up?
You tell me?
Desperate for attention?
Enjoy annoying people?
Your story didn't even make sense and your comments afterwards just reinfroce the probability that you're shitposting
Lads are sovering cigarettes nice?
>>24078865
you can do calorie counting to make sure you're at a deficit and go running every other night if you've got any extra fat you don't want
>>24078859
I've had girlfriends m8 I just don't complain about it and expect people on r9k to empathise
You actually were from /brit/? hahahahaha
>>24078890
>i don't have a gf so no one else can either
I'm not even him but holy fuck are you projecting right now.
>>24078865
Try to get a cheap multi-gym and use that first, it will help you get over the initial stages of gymophobia
>>24078877
I would if I could mate. I had a cry a few days ago at how lonely I am.
>>24078910
>>24078885
>>24078896
thanks for replies lads im not scared of working out or anything just other people i guess ill try those suggestions. also im not really fat just dont have much muscle
>>24078865
Of course you can, I started off doing bodyweight exercises, good if you just wanna get ripped and not too big, plus there's the functional strength aspect, variations are fun too
Pic related : might help
NORMIES GET THE FUCKING FUCK OUT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>24078935
when I went to the gym last, people didn't give a fuck man, just put some headphones in and go to town.
>>24078790
once I stepped on someone's garden to let a woman and her pushchair past and this random man started shouting off at me for going on someone else's garden
>>24078949
I SECOND THIS, NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT
I live in a really nice town, It was full of nice people, we had a butcher and a baker that had been serving us for 50+ years. we have a nice friendly pub that we all hang out in, And the first time I went there some locals we did not know invited us to eat and talk with them, They are super nice and I love my town.
A housing estate was built.
Polaks moved in
We have some drug dealers across the road, they sell to school kids. They set fire to a car and have slashed my tires and broke my window. I now sleep with a bloody shotgun next to my bed and have 3 deadbolts on my door and a trip alarm.
We do a last night of the proms thing where we sing songs while the bonfire is on.
I sing so I said we will sing rule Britannia. 90% of people liked it and sung along. Got told I could not sing patriotic songs by some polish councilwoman.
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO SHIT.
Butcher died, And now we have some polish shithead for a "Diversity scheme" You cant understand him. Bakers has gone. Pub is now a shitty pub with the footie and serving cocktails and fucking full of chads and shitty polaks chanting.
I don't mind cultural diversity I mean hey we had a Indian family living in our village and they have a amazing Indian Restaurant where they hire only English speaking people and they themselves have inter grated amazingly and they are a part of the community.
But when you shit up our country you can fuck off.
Btw bonus points if anyone knows the Town near me that is literally infested with polish The clue is Not inland and Begins with a letter in the first 10 letters of the alphabet
>>24078904
How is it a projection?
The story didn't make sense
Pretty much all it was
>hey guys I have w girlfriend
So do I, but I don't post about it here because I know it pisses the ree normie out autists off and that's not my intention, just antagonizing people for no reason
Oh wait this is 4chan after all...
WHY DOES EVERYONE ON /BRITFEEL/ HAVE A GF NOW
WHAT THE FUCK
>>24078992
I do not have a GF, but I have a waifu and I love her very much!
>>24078977
Unlucky mate, the polish here have integrated really well. I have met a few and they are super nice. All of our drugs and crime problems honestly come from Scousers. They move down here to get clean then stay, stop being clean, and fuck the place up. Most places in the South West will agree with me.
The moral of the story is, at least those Polish people aren't Scousers.
>>24078985
>The story didn't make sense
What part didn't you understand? This board has gone to shit. The crybaby containment threads are fucking universal. As soon as anyone mentions a gf everyone here starts slamming their heads against the keyboard shouting REEEE at the top of their fucking voices.
>>24078951
maybe ill try it if i feel like also how much would a cheap mutli gym cost and do you know any that are good
>>24078945
thanks for that pic lad i assume 3 times per week means you dont do back to back ever also for number 4 equipment is that
>>24079017
Then why are you still here if it's so shit? Go to /brit/ you bellend.
>>24079040
Because I'm not the same person as the one you were originally complaining about, you fucking moron. I've never been to /brit/ and I don't plan to. I don't have a girlfriend and never have, but I don't make my insecurities so fucking pronounced as whenever someone mentions having a gf I either react aggressively to make up for my own shortcomings or think they're lying about it on an anonymous imageboard.
>>24078894
Nope, only good straights are top shelf ones or B&H in the 14 packs. Other than that rolling is superior imo
>>24079038
Yeah ideally have a rest day inbetween each session while you're just starting, progress to 5 times a week when you feel comfortable, just make sure you're eating right and getting lots of sleep and you should start to see an improvement
The equipment is a dipping station, invest in a vkr station if you can afford it, really useful bit of kit
>>24078894
Honestly, just get a mouth fedora. It's way cheaper and makes you not miss cigarettes. As long as you never use it in public, it's fine.
I smoked for 8 years and managed to quit.
>>24078992
I do but I don't love her and I'm only with her cause I don't want to be alone and I'm too beta to break it off with her.
Am I accepted?
another day of this high arse crack hell i was born into
i wake up and it's the first thing i think of and it's the last thing i think of before i drift off into yet another fever dream about my high arse crack. just can't deal with it anymore
got no sleep at fucking all, had to set an alarm to wake up and watch the football
>>24079111
i can afford one with my autism bucks is something like this what you mean?
http://www.amazon.co.uk/MiraFit-Multi-Function-Power-Tower/dp/B00Q59OUQA/ref=sr_1_5?s=sports&ie=UTF8&qid=1446899871&sr=1-5&keywords=vkr+station
>>24079149
Do you have to lie across the toilet to shit?
>>24079074
The whole reason I come here is to get away from normie society. To get away from seeing people with partners etc.
I come here to relate and talk to people like me. It makes me feel like I have a family, like I can belong somewhere.
So when someone posts about a gf of course I'm going to get pissed off. Especially since there are literally thousands of places for them to talk about their gf on the internet. It's just like being out there again, out in normieville.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with being a normie. In fact, I WANT to be a normie, it's my only goal and dream in life. But this is a place that helps me cope, lets me know that it's okay if I'm not one just yet. Helps keep me sane and away from suicide.
Realistically, it's okay for normies to post here as long as they don't post normie shit. If I suddenly got a gf tomorrow, I probably won't stop posting here but I would have the respect and decency to not gf post. Remember, this is /r9k/.
>>24079149
Keep the faith man, it will get better.
>>24079038
Just had a quick look on Argos, cheapest that I found was a hundred quid, bit on the heavy side desu.
You can look on gumtree or a site like that and get a used one maybe, but I don't like using used gym equipment unless its cleaned thoroughly.
>>24079177
That's the one mate
tfw trying to move to the uk, but can't because I don't meet visa requirements
>>24079223
cheers lad ill post pics later when i get it
>>24079210
ill check gum tree and see if there is anything close by then i can get my social worker to clean it if its dirty she doesnt do much else when she comes
>I like winter, but holy shit i get ill to easily
>having to call into work to tell them i cant come in today
>hate talking on phones
>hate talking to people with authority (calling boss)
>>24079345
No worries, I really wouldn't invest in a multigym though, you can target all the same muscles with that vkr, when your bodyweight is too easy buy a belt and a couple of plates, but its your choice
Just remember, we're all gonna make it brah
>>24079345
>i can get my social worker to clean it
I wish i was an autistic NEET.
>>24079331
Good. fuck off.
Have so much uni work to do but can't be arsed lads. Final year, only done about an hours worth of work after a month and a week.
I'm so fucked if I piss this weekend away, which I probably will. How do I get some motivation?
>>24079420
yeah i was looking at the size differences too and my house i live in inst that big i do have a spare room it could fit in tho ill just get the vkr for now
>>24079434
im not a neet i go to college right now
>>24079587
Do you want to have put in all that time and money to not get a degree at the end?
Who /waitingforthesweetreleaseofdeath/ here?
>>24079638
nope otherwise id kill myself
yay newcastle scored
>>24079587
Motivation doesn't real.
It's discipline you want, put in `n` hours work today, then put in `n` hours tomorrow until doing `n` hours/day is just routine. Start off with 20 mins or 2 hours, depending on your current state (and time to deadline).
Then do `n*1.1` hours once you're comfortable. I got into the pattern of spending ~6-7 hours/day on my final year project, and did really well on it.
Don't talk about 'social life' as an excuse - we all know where we are.
>>24079655
the only acceptable sport to talk about is ice quidditch normie
>>24079682
what
as a no life neet faggot sport is the only thing i have to get attached to and feel emotion with
Thinking of getting my room like this lads, also how do I explain to my homophobic dad I was pastel pink walls? I'm not a fag
>>24079331
i'll marry you so you can live here if you want
>>24079758
You know he's Nigerian, right?
>>24079733
>fag
fuck off yank
>>24079776
shut the fuck up you limey cunt
>>24079793
lmao, stay mad pleb
I'm going to the dump in a bit. I don't know what it is about the dump, but it's fucking magical. Something very cathartic about chucking bags of old shit into skips.
>>24079660
Thanks lad, I'll try. I have to get work done this weekend as I'm dangerously close to the point where I'm so behind catching up is going to be impossible.
>>24079596
Dunno senpai. All it's going to lead to is a life of wagekekery. I did a placement year and I ended up being put on anti-depressants.
>>24079896
Agreed. I like throwing big bags of rubble as high up as you can so they land really heavily
>>24079920
>Dunno senpai. All it's going to lead to is a life of wagekekery.
Get the degree or not, work or not, you're still going to have to pay the govt back. Might as well get the piece of paper
>>24079793
>>24079776
>>24079733
we /int/ now?
>>24077910
Absolutely halal m8, top kek senpai
>>24080009
>november
>it's 15c outside
>the normie ball is out
Fucking hell, I can't even have a winter.
>tfw wageslaving in an hour
Who /hasgf/ here?
What are you and your gf's up too this weekend lads?
Me and my gf are going to the downtown for a walk then and some afternoon drinks. Then we are heading to our favourite curry house where she is buying me dinner as it is my birthday tomorrow. Should be good. Weather is sunny and nice here for it as well.
>>24080216
Haha mate, Smithy and Ant and me are going out on the piss on tonight BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY WHHHHHHEEEEEEEYYYYYY LADS ON TOUR JUST CALL ME SHAGALOT WHHHEEEEYYYYYY
>>24080216
My gf is working until 12 tonight so picking her up then. Have comfy Sunday in bed watching movies and fucking
>>24080216
Trying too hard/10 desu
>>24080255
That sounds really comfy. I miss films in bed.
>>24080216
My gf is too autistic to go outside so we only ever hang out in each others house or go for a drive
>>24080272
What happened with your and your gf?
>>24080216
Inviting deano and his gf over for a mad sesh. The mrs is coming too.
Might have an orgy, bit of swinging here and there keeps the blood pumping.
>>24079655
The toon always scores
Why are 2D girls so much better?
>>24080302
>loser with no gf detected
Enjoy your pointless, loveless life.
>>24080314
I have a gf mate, but only because 2D girls aren't real
>>24080314
>being this rude to a big portion of /britfeel/
>>24080267
If you can't beat the shitposting, join it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6exEV_Qrs0
FUCKING GOLIATH GROUPERS
SO FUCKING STRONG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24080287
We don't have a TV in the bedroom anymore lol
>>24080322
>big portion
Mate, the no gf losers are the minority here.
>>24080314
>he doesn't even know how much better 2D is
Butthurt chad detected
>>24080342
I'm literally the only person who posts about gfs and 100% of the time I'm making it up to piss people off
>>24080342
this would be the case if we were on /brit/, we aren't
>>24080359
Sorry mate, but the robots are gone. Fuck off to 4 plus 4 chan loser. Go cry about your sad life there.
>Father trying to force me to move out despite me barely making minimum wage
>Isn't even being a man about it
>Just subtly making my life worse
>for example putting his cum socks in with my washing so they smell like semen then ignoring it
>intentionally knocking salt and pepper shakers over the floor if I try to use them so I can't season food
>sprinkled grains of dog shit into my tea leaves so they taste shitty
>tfw he doesn't think I know
fuck lads. I wish I could be NEET again.
>>24080355
I do too, but I actually have a gf. My friend posts here too and he also has a gf but he doesn't post about her often, only if someone asks.
>>24080377
Trying too hard mate, a normie would say stuff like 'just b yourself' or 'someone is waiting for you out there!', but being full blown mean is not something they do, it's subtle. You're just a gfless loser and shitposting and you know it
>>24080377
>but the robots are gone.
lmao who are you trying to kid?
>>24080161
I know that feel robot, going to wagecukaroo in less than an hour
>>24080381
None of this happened, did it. Come on be honest.
>>24080381
if he's being a passive aggressive twat, just be one back
He fucks with your stuff then you fuck with his, seems fair right?
>>24080397
Stay salty m8. I'll be gone in an hour anyway, going to get something to eat with her.
Lads I frequently have anal leakage, so I put a layer of soft toilet paper in my undies by my bumhole.
Does anyone else have anal leakage?
Fuck sake lads. I brought my dumbbells home with me for the weekend so I wouldn't skip out on lifting but I forgot my gloves. The dumbbells are really cheap, they are really uncomfortable without those lifting gloves or whatever. I'm going to get blisters.
FUCK SAKE. RUINED MY DAY. Might buy some just to keep here at home for next time.
>>24080474
>he lifts with gloves
Hahaha you soft cunt
>>24080474
Just do less weight more reps m8. No use skipping your lifts altogether if you've gone to the trouble of bringing your weights with you.
>>24080355
I have gf and I post about her. I have started doing it more often intentionally lately to make the autists reee
>>24079776
Leave my fellow American alone you weak limey
>Amerifeel, the only feel
>>24080499
I lift without them at the gym fine. Just the dumbbells I have myself really hurt my hands.
>>24080508
Don't worry senpai, I'm still going to lift. Just annoyed is all.
>>24080342
>no gf losers
>/r9k/
>mfw all the weak and nimble britkeks white bad teethed women are being stolen by Pakistanis and Indians
Finally have over 10k in my savings.
I know it's not a lot but that threshold was really starting to piss me off.
went to bed at 22:00 last night and just woke up
>November
>23 degrees and sunny
Why haven't you moved to Portugal yet mates?
>>24080606
>23 degrees and sunny
>implying this is a good thing
Sorry Pablo, I'm alright where I am actually
>>24080590
>it's not a lot
I have 1.43 in my bank and 4.25 in my pocket, and maybe 5 pounds in coppers and 5ps. Fuck outta here with your bullshit.
>Can't do a pound symbol in 4chan 2.0
WEABBOOOOOOSSS REEEEEEEEEE
>>24080622
>implying crappy weather the makes everyone miserable is a good thing
>>24080590
I think it's a lot mate. Well done. What account do you keep it in?
>>24080649
The one I share with my gf.
>>24080641
It may be a lot to you, but by /britfeel/ standards it's really not.
>>24080649
My old student account that has since lost all it's benefits and is now just a really shitty current account. Might look at an ISA or something eventually.
>>24080662
Yea but I mean what kind of interest rate you getting on it?
>>24080662
risky she could clear you out
>>24080662
Still flogging this dead horse? We've seen through your bullshit m8, leave with dignity.
>>24080680
Daily sex.
>>24080643
Doesn't make miserable though, I like it, nice cool and refreshing.
>>24080679
>Might look at an ISA or something eventually.
Reeeee
I used to work in a bank, put it in an ISA now you melon. The best instant access one I've seen at the moment is at The Coventry 1.4%
That's free 140 a year on 10k tax free brethren.
>>24080590
>Get mail from one of my accounts
>It has twice as much money in there as I thought it did
Might save it for the Oculus Rift, one of the nice things about wagekeking while being a robot is that you typically don't waste money on useless shit like nights out that other people do.
Probably need more than the 15k in my other account for a flat/house deposit when I finally get kicked out though, should start adding to it. Hitting milestones with saving is pretty satisfying.
>>24080747
i am saving up to buy you gifts
>>24080720
>instant access
does that mean you can get the money out whenever, because I don't need that function. Do you get better rate if you don't have that?
>>24080747
I work with normies who are always desperate to get paid, like, what the fuck are you doing with your money you tits? How are you 25 without any reasonable safety net?
Last payday hit the 7k mark, then bills came out and back down to 6.7k. Felt bad, man.
We're all going to make that nice house though, lad. It'll be comfy, and we'll have gardens to sit in on sunny days and shitpost from out there.
>>24080747
>Probably need more than the 15k in my other account
See, I fucking told you >>24080641
I'm broke compared to a lot of britbots
toon won guys, i am happy
>>24080757
I should be ordering a load of sweets soon for something, it'd be nice if I could send some out to a few people from /britfeel/ but the shipping would probably be way too high.
>>24080803
It makes me laugh in the middle of the month, they're always talking about how they've only got 100 quid left when I've still got nearly my entire previous paycheck left. But then again some of them took 150 quid to an office night out yesterday (which thankfully they stopped inviting me to) which they undoubtedly spent the whole 150 on drinks.
>>24080943
You are a really nice person Konata-anon, these threads are better for having you in them.
>>24080943
i-i want to send stuff to you though
>Your comment was not original
I know they sick and tired of me talking bout my memes but if I were to post them on r9k then you might just cringe and laugh nigga
She a shark she likes a jaws nigga
Your bitch said she wants a tall nigga
You are one manlet you too small nigga
She suck my dick and rub my balls nigga
>>24080774
instant access means you can put in and get out whenever you like. If you go for fixed rate you can get up to 2.5% with Virgin but it has to sit in there for a few years and when you want to add more you need to open a account as it is just a one off payment in.
You also get a maximum amount you can pay into your ISA for each tax year which for this year is just over 15k. You can only pay into one ISA per year so you couldn't open both a fixed rate and instant access in the same tax year for example.
But yea you are missing out on a bunch of money with that much money on low interest.
Might give some steam gift out here closer to Christmas.
You guys are the only friends I need
>>24081084
SOME STEAM GIFT? YOU KNOW WHAT GAME YOU NEED TO START BUYING RIGHT NOW
I had the worst nights sleep ever last night I think.
Went to bed about 12, cos terrible stomach cramps.
they continued until 7am. I just sat awake all night in pain
got up at 7, came here, no britfeel. had a cup of tea, went back to bed.
finally managed to get a bit of sleep
>>24080882
>People actually thought Bournemouth had a chance of staying up.
>>24081112
pussynigga
>>24081111
caterpillar
>>24080943
stuart little
>>24078559
hike
original meme nigga
>>24081144
They will stay up mate Villa, Newcastle and Sunderland will o down those teams are too shit to get enough points to stay up. At least Bournemouth can play a bit.
>work in an hour
>need a shit
>have to walk
>>24081144
>Leicester are 3rd
What sort of bizarro world is this?
>randomly stand up in class because I want to go to toilet
>normie jokingly says "shooting spree shooting spree"
>use the doorhandle because I'm bored
>normies joke that they thought I was loading my gun to commence a killing spree
Poleaboo decided to spend his dole money on vidya
He searched ebay and compared the prices to those in physical stores
>Witcher 3 was only 20 quid from GAME
>Picked up the box
>Store assistant asks if he's alright
"y-y-yeah"
>walks to the till
>realises it's just an expansion pack
>embarrassed he puts it back down and leave the store
>bumps into the store assistant again
>walks home in a cold sweat
Witcher 3 was 25 quid from GAME, less than 5 quid difference on ebay, should have just bought it, it's not much and it's free money
>>24081289
>paying for single payer games
Is poleaboo retarded?
>>24081313
>Is poleaboo retarded?
I think we both know the answer to that.
It's interesting a guy banned from using computers is buying a PC game.
>>24081313
Poleaboo hates multiplayer, too competitive, he likes being "the best", that's what single player campaigns simulate
>>24081325
PS4
working tonight but i just woke up drunk as fuck, well late it's 1515.. drink limit lower than driving limit on railway. oh well if i get fired i hated the job anyway
>>24081354
>PS4
allegedly
>>24081354
>PS4
Yep, he's retarded.
>>24081277
that normie probably has ADHD anyway
lads should I buy this screen: http://www.amazon.co.uk/BenQ-EW2440L-24-inch-Monitor-3000/dp/B00HVCJS8K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1446909184&sr=8-1&keywords=ew2440l
it's VA panel, plan to use it to watch videos, browsing and occassional gaming (but nothing srs, just game for fun
only thing I'm afraid of is black crush desu. i know it's worse reaction time than TN panel but still better than IPS. color garmut doesnt seem to be as good as IPS either but i guess that's not a problem if i dont edit images or something right??
currently have a HP 2301x which is cheap TN panel and plan on using it as secondary screen and the benq as mainscreen
>>24081243
Newcastle will be fine, there's enough goals to keep them up
Fat Sam is a cunt, but keeping shit teams up is his speciality. Villa and Bournemouth are certain to go, I think Norwich will too
>Relying on Cameron Jerome to keep you up
>>24081269
They're last season's West Ham. They'll hit 40 points then end up 12th
>>24081372
PC gaming is fedora and not comfy
>>24081354
>Poleaboo hates multiplayer
Don't you wank off to heathstone?
>>24081408
>this is what console peasants actually think
>>24081384
Every normie either has ADHD if their loud or social anxiety if their quiet.
>poleboo / ribena
Into the >>>/trash/ it goes
>>24081413
It's just a card game, it's not the same
He plays to collect all the cards, playing against other people is just an inconvenience to grind gold
>VIEW FRIENDS LIST
>0 Online
someone please add me on steam before I kill myself
http://steamcommunity.com/id/anon688797777/
>gonna get myself some cake next week to celebrate being me
boy oh boy oh boy.
>>24081664
I would but i'm too shy to ever talk or play anything with you.
>new national law keeping all of your internet data for a year
Oh my Kekistan friends. Maybe it's time to fix things?
>>24081719
>Maybe it's time to fix things?
Too much effort, rather just sit at home desu
need to buy an external hard drive, any recommendations on brands lads?
>>24081744
Just use cloud storage instead lad
>>24081750
na lad, I don't like cloud storage
>>24081368
>>24081372
PKeks out
Shit day lads.
Lost a ten pound note
Nearly got robbed by 3 polish lads
Finally got a hair cut, its fucking horrible.
>>24081795
>Nearly got robbed by 3 polish lads
Were they lurking outside the dole office?
>>24078275
UPDATE
She contacted me first on Facebook. The boyfriend thing was a shit test. It's all gonna be alright!
>>24081872
No tescos in Goole, I was visiting my grandad who lives near Goole and he asked me to stop on the way and get some milk for him.
Off to work lads
6 hours, here I go
silly question lads but i have an appointment at an embassy and they ask me to bring my passport will an old passport + my driving licence do
cant find the bugger anywhere
>>24082023
No, why would you bring an old passport? They need your current one you dolt.
>>24081744
Western Digital, but if 2.5in, make sure it's not one of the really chunky ones. They contain W68/AV3 drives which are very unreliable due to high head/platter count.
Only thing that needs actively suggesting really is to absolutely not buy a 2TB or 3TB 3.5in Seagate external; they're usually binned versions of an already awful drive (STx000DM001).
And make sure you put it somewhere it won't fall over or anything. Most external drives don't die spontaneously, they go because someone knocked them over.
>>24081492
Great, we now have a pony porn board
>>24082103
im sorry for creeping you out so much
Whose waifu am I drawing?I tried posting this in the WWD on /a/ but I think I'm being made fun of
>>24082151
not mine desu ;_;
>>24081683
>Birthday last year
>Nobody remembered, even mum forgot
>Needed to celebrate it somehow
>Went to Asda and bought myself a Frozen birthday cake
>didn't even like that movie but the girl was hot so I guess it was ok
>girl at the counter sees the cake
>''awww.... celebrating someones birthday are we?''
>''yeah mine''
>she looks at me and says ''...oh ok'' in a really flat tone
>try to remedy the situation
>tell her I didn't realise it was a Frozen cake and ask if I can go to buy a different one
>she says ''Well its already been scanned but I guess so...''
>apologise for the inconvenience, pay for the cake
>go back into the shop and buy a packet of muffins then go back to the same checkout
>''haha these are the birthday cakes for me!''
>she seems really like she wants me to leave
>ate all of the cake inside 3 days
>>24082191
who's your waifu lad?
>>24082217
senpai pls...
>november already
>supposed to have changed my life this year
desu lads just gonna accept my fate as a lazy neet with no future.
>>24082198
If you had pretended to be a single dad she probably would have gone out with you. Maybe you should hire an orphan on weekends to get women.
>>24082151
Mine please!
I-if you don't mind.
>>24082272
I don't understand women: The post.
>>24081111
HE BETTER FUCKING BUY IT
>>24081111
Todd i want to buy fallout 4 so i can ignore my life for a few weeks. Please tell me it won't be a completely buggy mess.
>>24082304
Look where you are, were you expecting me to be a dating expert or something?
>>24082272
>single dad
a massive turn off (for me personally). like how you guys don't like single mums
>>24082329
>he hasn't seen the leaked webms
Anon I...
>>24082125
You don't creep me out, I'm just very bad at talking with people. Part of the reason I prefer talking on 4chan is because I can take time to give some thought to what I can write in a reply.
>>24082263
Next year is a new year. Just figure out what you're not happy with, think of some ways you can change it and come January, try to set things in motion. It'll probably be tough at first, but changing things usually is. If you even make a little progress at something, you can look back at it and feel some achievement there.
If you try, /adv/ can give some useful advice about certain topics if you ask them.
>>24082357
eek, a girl!
I based my thinking off of Alana on Peep Show.
>>24082329
Come on anon. Look at all these Fallout fans here with me!
The game is a 10 out of 10.
>>24082232
not you again, lel
>>24082357
You better be a faggot m8, or get the fuck out.
>>24082361
>>24082390
NO NO NO STOP IT. IGNORE THESE DREAMBOYS. FALLOUT 4 WILL BE COMPLETELY POLISHED, AND THOSE LEAKS WERE FROM A PRE-ALPHA FOOTAGE. JUST BUY MY FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!
>>24082151
could you draw birb chick?
>>24082404
don't get the comparisons to lisa desu senpai, only thing they share is the spiky hair
>>24082414
I don't get this mee mee, has he been marketing aggressively or something?
Sometimes I browse through the profiles of people I went to high school with. All of them seem to be living life, traveling the world, bungie jumping etc.
I havent done anything since I finished high school 8 years ago
>>24082437
JUST SHUT UP AND BUY IT!!!
>>24082437
Todd posting was originally created by bethesda shills.
>>24082390
>6'2"
Fuck off robot
>>24082453
When it has GOTY edition/all dlc for it has been released AND when it is on steam sale and below 20 quid (15 ideally)
Then maybe ;)
>>24082437
I DON'T NEED MARKETING FOR PEOPLE TO BUY MY MASTERPIECE
BUY BUY BUY OR ILL FUCKING KILL YOUR DOG
>>24082462
The game apparently has been played by shitloads of people already. I can't believe there aren't definitive postings of how good it is or is not. Embargo or not, it's the internet.
>>24082420
you've said this before to me, so now we are both conscious of each other without knowing who we are, and every time you post your waifu, i will post lisa
>>24082538
Ask /v/ and they'll tell you its shit. Ask anyone else and its game of the decade. This is how its always been.
>>24082552
please do not
>>24082555
/v/ says every game is shit. It's just a massive shitposting board.
>>24082555
I forgot that NV wasn't Bethesda. It's going to be like Skyrim I guess. Good and fun, but not deep or especially great.
>>24082295
sorry for crappy lineart. I'm working on it
>>24082614
I am hoping Obsidian is allowed to make a real Fallout game out of the engine made for "fallout" 4
>>24082605
Pretty much. Very few games get widespread love on there. New Vegas is one of them, funnily enough.
>>24082629
Aww yiss!
Thank you!
>>24082632
I doubt Obsidian will even be afloat in another couple of years. I hope they do too, though. NV is GOAT
>>24082638
In fairness it was grand. I didn't play it for ages because I really didn't care for 3, and when I did I was very happy. I guess 3 being boring helped.
>>24082653
Going to try and learn how to colour this week so I'll de-draw her next week if I have timethanks for requesting seriously. I've been feeling kind of shitty that I bought a tablet to do requests and everyone just shit-posts or trolls me so it means a lot to be taken seriously[/spoiler[
>>24080355
I've made posts mentioning my gf before and oh god, the rees and "normie get outs" were hysterical
>>24080662
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>lol
who /cornwall/ here?
>>24082884
nope, devon
>Virgin can come and install my internet in 6 fucking weeks
>until then, tethered mobile internet at 10 GBP/GB
Lads
What do I do in this nightmare scenario?
I can't cope and it's been like 4 days
>>24082927
>in 6 fucking weeks
Wtf, why so long lad? You moved into a new build house or something?
>>24082927
Any of your neighbours have BT? Fon is a rip off, but cheaper than that.
>>24082958
I can sort of connect but it's really flakey, I can see one though.
If I go with BT they can get me connected sooner but it won't be fibre so my shitposting speed will be perhaps half of what it could be.
Wageslaving for another 5 hours in a few mins lads. See ya on the other side. :(
>>24081795
That sucks mate
>>24078992
you know why because that fucking idiot shooter decided to post on r9k, I seriously hope we had an auto-ban for posting shooting threads after that one so that more and more normies from reddit and /b/ wouldn't infest this board. The robot didn't do anything good for the board either and has only invited femanons and redditors and /b/tards to infest this board and convert it into /r9soc/
>started new office job on monday
>already been reported to team leader
>girl that's training me thinks I was "too abrupt" with her
Literally what the fuck does that even mean lads?
I heard about office politics etc but this is fucking ridiculous. Why would you take something so trivial to a superior rather than just address it to the supposed offender? Now my team leader thinks poorly of me.
I've been totally polite and civil with this slavering cunt as well. Racking my brains to figure out exactly what I did to offend her.
>>24083189
Consider our interactions, at what point did she become quiter than before
>see homeless guy today
>he's young, early 20s
>not the usual type
>isn't asking every passer-by for change
>just kinda sitting there, hoping things will get better
>decide to talk to him
>ask him if he's okay
>he smiles and tells me things are going well for him and he is hopefully starting a new job on monday
>ask if he's hungry
>he is reluctant but says yes
>give him some food as I've just been shopping
>he shows genuine gratitude
Man fuck all of the negative press around homeless guys. I hope he makes it. Too many feels right now.
Ordering a pizza desu.
>>24083223
No idea. It took me totally by surprise when the team leader took me aside.
I do ask a lot of questions but I'm well within my rights to do so. If that annoys her she can fuck herself. If anything it testifies to the insufficiency of her explanations.
>>24083315
YOU BEST BE GETTIN PIZZA HUT'S LIMITED EDITION CHEESY GARLIC TWIST THAT SHIT LOOKS AMAZING
>>24083189
>office work
>petty staff
>petty leaders who listen to petty staff
Welcome to hell anon
>>24083323
You being abrupt usually means she was seeking a compliment or thanks for something trivial and didn't get it. Our old senior manager was like that, you had to apend every email with many thanks or she'd get bitchy.
Just bought a house lads! Got a 3 bed semi for 95k.
The price was low because the old guy who lived here got murdered and it was all over local papers.
All I need now is a dog so that I can have some company.
Any recommendations for a breed?
I've had labradors and airedales already so I'd like something new.
>>24083429
>Got a 3 bed semi for 95k.
Fuck off where? Bought outright i assume?
>>24081795
Unlucky bro
>>24083429
how much deposit you had lad, what is monthly mortgage repayment and for how many years
>>24083334
Not him but damn, that looks good. Guess that's my food for tonight and probably tomorrow morning sorted.
>>24083429
>because the old guy who lived here got murdered
I wonder if spreading rumours that a house was haunted would knock the price down a bit.
>>24083384
>>24083423
Its females desu.
I spent a couple of months on work experience at a company with both an office and a warehouse. Spent the first month in the office (mainly female) and second in the warehouse (exclusively male).
The girls in the office were underhanded and vindictive. Always gossiping and bitching to managers. The place had a horrible atmosphere and apparently it was a HR nightmare.
Warehouse was the polar opposite. Jovial atmosphere, ability to speak your mind without fear of recrimination. Even when disagreements occurred they never developed into protracted episodes.
>>24083189
>Work in an office
>Is 99% women
>Constant petty office drama going on all around me
>I am a pussy beta loser
>Last week I got a disciplinary because I 'don't show sufficient levels of interaction with my fellow employees' as though that fucking matters if I do my job
>literaly being forced to interact with women
>everyday this week I have bought in some sort of snack like biscuits or something and handed them to the women who work here
>spending all my fucking money on this shit
I fucking hate this bullshit.
It isn't even the worst part about sharing an office with women only. There is only 1 other guy here and he is an obese homosexual. We don't have a mens toilet in the building so me and the faggot get a 'toilet break' every 2 hours where we get to go to the toilet in a Subway across the street. Every few weeks the fat shit will order a subway footlong and eat it while we are on our toilet break then when we get back he blames me for taking so long because I was having a shit and everyone believes him because he is gay. I want to work in retail.
>>24083295
You fell for the bait. He knew being an in your face annoyance doesn't work anymore so he played the more subdued role.
>>24083676
I don't think it was bait. He wouldn't have told me he had a job lined up if he wanted a handout.
>>24083627
Jesus Christ. Is this what I have to look forward to when I'm done with education? I'd rather be a neet desu
>>24083627
>report company to trading standards or whoever the fuck is responsible for not having a men's toilet
>get mad compensation
>get hype
>>24083705
Maybe not. I'm just extremely wary of "homeless" people because so many of them are con artists.
>>24083716
>Is this what I have to look forward to when I'm done with education?
More than likely.
>>24082698
>colour
Excellent! If you have the time that would be really good, but only if you have the time, I am happy already.
>>24083627
>We don't have a mens toilet in the building
That isn't legal m8. You should look into it and report them. Get some good revenge on those fuckers.
http://www.hse.gov.uk/contact/faqs/toilets.htm
Time to wagekek in the dark.
Kills me that I've had a week off.
Got stoned by myself and think I uncovered some repressed memories of how retarded and alone I was as a kid/early teenager and my dad crying and screaming at me when I was about 15, how was your night
>>24083627
Sounds horrible lad.
There are four males including myself in my section of the office, three of us are ~18 and the other in his mid twenties. One of them is a lad I went to school with, the other two seem perfectly agreeable.
Need to strengthen my relationship with them. The girl in question has been there for a few years and is relatively popular so the team leader is unlikely to distrust and and reports/complaints she makes. Last thing I want is to become isolated.
>>24083429
if you are in city try a racing dog like a whippet or grey, as they are good for city living, they don't need much time investment as they are sprinters so a short-ish walk where they can wear themselves out as opposed to long walks moving average speed like a lab makes them less time consuming, and they have some stamina if the mood for a long walk takes you.
They're also really nice dogs so i really recommend them
Anyone have experience with CWE on solpadeine max?
>>24083627
>Last week I got a disciplinary because I 'don't show sufficient levels of interaction with my fellow employees' as though that fucking matters if I do my job
that is so unfair dude, I would fucking lose it
Recommend me a film lads.
Preferably something set in continental Europe in the 20th or 21st century.
>>24083902
Yeah, don't bother
>>24083189
>Why would you take something so trivial to a superior rather than just address it to the supposed offender? Now my team leader thinks poorly of me.
nope, ur team leader is human too. he might think the same as you do, that it's trivial
>>24083716
if you're lucky lad
>>24083736
>I'm just extremely wary of "homeless" people
Can i sing for you mate?
>>24083956
My team leader is a female. She is likely to take the word of a girl she has worked with for several years.
>>24083842
>how was your night
was to ill to go to work, people have asked if i want to come out tonight but don't want to because ill and hate out, and played world of tanks all day.
>>24083978
well maybe she's right after all.
>>24084005
Good post you doss cunt
>goes to top right of screen to close my documents
>brings mouse to bottom left to go to internet
>opens docs again
>>24084025
well lad i guess u gotta speak it out with them. I'm assburger so i sometimes act like a asshole without even noticing it.
im going back to bed for a bit. not that anyone cares.
>>24083955
Does seem like its more effort than its worth if I am being honest
>>24084080
Have a good sleep anon.
>>24081880
What the fuck?
I will never have any success with girls.
>>24083978
>My team leader is a female.
Might as well just quit now. You're entering hell.
>>24079587
Still haven't done any uni work lads.
JUST
>>24084206
Guess you didn't want the degree afterall
>>24084206
At least you aren't anthony burch.
>>24082537
>implying people aren't going to just buy it anyway
>even if it isn't a masterpiece
toddpls
>>24083627
They can't give you a disciplinary for being quiet.
If they won't get a gents toilet they will need to make the ladies unisex. It is illegal for your office not to have adequate toilet facilities for everyone.
>>24084237
Post yfw you aren't Anthony Burch
What are "day one" editions of video games?
What does the day one dlc code for MGS V do?
>>24084080
Have a nice kip.
>starting running last week
>had to take a few breaks
>kept it up all week
>just went running
>ran 5km with 2 minute breaks at the half way point
>didn't walk at all
feels good man
>fuckin' gloits
what does it meaaaan
>>24084428
Good effort. How long did it take you? I usually do 5k in about 25 minutes but it used to be more like half an hour.
>Walking Dead game saves wipe every time I exit the game
>Have to start all over for the third time since yesterday
>>24084390
Lets you get DLCthat is available from the day of release. Essentially rather than being stuff they made later and want to give you the option to buy, it's stuff that was available from "day 1" and they intentionally withheld from the game so that they could sell it to you after you just bought the game.
>>24084487
around half an hour or so
dinner time lads, what you got?
>>24081795
Lets see your haircut.
>>24084591
Thanks
Buying Arkham Knight, Witcher and MGS V with my NEETbux
I am sad.
>>24084688
Mum made chicken jalfrezi out of a jar with brown rice.
Was OK but I'm not really a jalfrezi fan.
Chocolate pudding soon too.
>>24084735
>tfw you'll never be as cool and alpha as geralt
Almost every women you speak to in the game starts filtering with him.
>>24084688
Cooked myself some garlic Kiev's
They were ok
>>24084771
I have some advice for your situation.
IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH ROBOT? IS THAT ORIGINAL ENOUGH FOR YOU?
>>24084771
...whats her name?
HOW THE FUCK ISNT THAT ORIGINAL ENOUGH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING ROBOT
>>24084789
wow that guy is ugly
>>24084688
>tfw haven't eaten a meal in 3 days
I'm just not hungry
>>24084688
Chinese. Pretty hyped for it.
>>24084810
he is a she* you shitlord
>Tfw eating alone in Stratford's westfield again
At least I'm not in my room drowning in procrastination and depression, r-right?
>>24084382
I am such a happy man
>>24084871
What ya getting m8?
>>24084801
Oh god I got sent this pic whilst I was literally sectioned in a mentally hospital once...
Lads I keep getting this 'fluttery' feeling in my chest every so often. Feels like my heart is skipping a beat. Should I be worried
>>24084696
Shit picture
>>24084939
Please let this be a troll. Jesus fuck.
>>24084923
Arseload of chips, fried rice and curry. Pretty basic stuff but I love it.
>>24084939
Nice jacket m8
>tfw the local offie sold me 3 bottles of 750ml Hoegaarden for a fiver
Saturday night mothafukkas
>>24084939
What the fuck anon you're good looking as fuck
You don't belong here imho tbfh
>>24084939
You look... very British. Grow a semibeard, go for a JT thing.
>>24084939
Everything about you just screams chav.
Change your style. Unless you are a chav, then kill yourself.
>>24084939
umm are you serious lad if you look like you need to fuck off to int tbfh smfh
>>24085008
Everything about this post screams queer
Which you probably are, please kill yourself
>>24084985
>looking like a 12 year old boys skeleton
>"you're good looking as fuck"
>>24084936
if you're getting palpitations you see your doc
>>24085041
Mad chav detected. Your mum start drinking again?
>>24084939
JUST 2bh lad
>>24085008
It's a cycling jacket, I only wear it when I go out on my bike at night.
>>24084939
shave it aff
>>24084939
>average ukip supporter
>>24085066
>>24085020
>>24084999
>>24084985
>>24084976
>>24084966
I don't understand how I'm good lucking when you can only see half my face.
>>24085047
I hardly look 12
>>24085047
>heehee everyone likes ~le brodude gymbunny chad~
you're also really bad at telling how old people are
>>24085130
I never said you were good looking.
>>24085008
>>24085070
Inb4 these 2 shit up the thread again by arguing about social status.
Fucking pathetic, knew it was the same cunts arguing all the time
>>24085162
I'm not arguing with him?
All I said was its a cycling jacket.
>>24085194
Yeah mainly him if I'm honest, you had this argument the other night, I remember, it killed the thread
>>24084939
how old are you?
fuck off bot, jesus
i posted something bloody silly in the thread and people think it was not a joke!!!!!!!! i misled them!!!!!!
the mirth :-)
Let stop the feudin and the fussin
>>24085227
The gf posters are what kill the thread.
>>24085227
Nah I replied once then just ignored him, he then went on to argue with 6 other people thinking they was me.
>>24085260
Nah, we're not all homosexuals mate
what's the plan for tonight then lads?
I'm going to do some uni revision
then pop to tesco for a sandwich (flavour recommendations?) and some other savoury snacks
then I'm going to learn how to colour in paint tool sai
I'll end the night by watching some hibike euphonium
sounds really comfy!
>>24085070
Then why are you wearing it indoors?
>>24084976
I usually get special curry and fried rice. And spring rolls.
>>24085233
Im 19 mate
me desu lads
>>24085296
Drinking and posting
>>24085253
hi please can you crop the 2nd half of the pic out thanks a lot :)
>>24085319
>Im 19 mate
Just when I thought it couldn't get more b8
>>24085301
I've just got in from cycling, also its cold inside.
Just about to start a shift at the shitty bar I'm forced to work at for money. Post something to make me laugh before my time is up?
>>24085362
Your life will amount to nothing.
>>24085362
I'll do my best
Hope you appreciate it, I got muted to post this
beep boop beep boop bop and a ching chong potato
>>24085349
Nice one desu
>>24085296
Not much m8.
>/r9k/
>Doctor Who
>A film
>Sleep
Up early (for a Sunday) tomorrow morning so can't have a super late one tonight.
>>24085390
Thanks anon. Hope you're having a good night at least?
>>24085513
Why are you flirting with me?
>tfw you live in a red area
http://vis.oobrien.com/booth/#
>>24085536
Haha fuck mate I just want to know that some robots can get drunk and be alone tonight. Wish that's what I was doing...
>>24085296
>then pop to tesco for a sandwich (flavour recommendations?)
Get a baguette, some salami and emmental, it'll be way nicer
>>24085379
Kek that is a good one
>>24084939
Doesn't look that bad.
Doesn't look that good either.
>>24085588
If you're adamant on a pre-made though, get the black bag ones - salmon and cream cheese or the New Yorker. Swerve the beef one
>>24085588
was thinking about a baguette. Been having the chicken and bacon ones lately
I've been playing this stupid fucking challenge for at least 12 fucking hours now and I can't fucking do it because it's fucking bullshit.
Fuck this game, fuck rocksteady, fuck this fucking controller.
>>24083315
Where the fuck is my pizza teebeehaich.
>>24084966
What, why?
#dontmuteme
>>24085581
My entire hometown, bar one estate, is deep red.
Yeah, still glad I moved.
Had a good interview for a bit of temporary wageslaving over Christmas. For some reason the interview guys seemed to like me. If I get the job you can all come see me at the Bath Christmas market bbys
I get anxiety when asked my name so people struggle to hear it and pronounce it incorrectly
And I'm to anxious to correct them
My name is Amer
It's pronounced: Am-uhr or Am'r
NOT
Am-arrrrrr
NOT
Am-ear
NOT
Am-air
Amer like Hammer or the first half of Aberdeen
>>24085879
shut the fuck up retard
>>24085879
fuck off pakiblox
>>24085879
Change your name if it's that difficult, you filthy mudslimeor go back to the desert
>>24085910
>>24085922
Not liking this edge
>>24085922
It's just 2 syllables
>>24083429
shiba inu. best city dogs, extremely low maintenance
>>24085879
Sikh woman in work keeps giving me shit for saying her name how it it would be pronounced in English (in your case, long second syllable). I ignore her and look forward to my grievance meeting.
Who /allnighter/ here?
>>24085715
Good job on your interview anon! I hope you got it~
>>24085993
Probably, I woke up an hour ago.
>>24085879
fuck off you paki cunt
>>24083429
Greyhound/whippet is best dog. So low maintenance you wouldn't believe. My grey needs a 20 minute walk a day, she'll run for about 5 and then she'll sleep/eat for the other 23 and a half hours. They're super cuddly too, despite looking like skele-dogs.
>>24085879
Use an English name then you idiot, you can't expect people to pronounce it correctly in a different country.
>>24085879
Didn't read, faggot
I don't give a fuck how desert names pronounce I say your name is A-mear
What now, bitch?
niggertitz
>>24085879
Change your name to Hammer
>>24085879
Stop expecting people to know the exact pronunciation for your shitty foreign name paki. I wouldn't expect you curry monsters to be able to pronounce every British name if I went to your country.
>>24086004
I just got an email, I did! two training days though ;-;
>>24086097
>>24086071
Not liking this edge at all
>>24086060
They look so fucking depressive and ashamed to be alive, whilst being so spindly and delicate. The perfect robot dog!
https://mobile.twitter.com/WORLDSTAR/status/662868316172587008/video/1
who /kuckold/ here?
let me be your fantasy
>>24085581
Some surprising green bits where I live.
>>24086136
Why are kids so faggoty these days? Why are two dudes after that wierd fat womanlet with red feminist hair?
Why is that dude more feminine than the girl?
Just burn everything to the ground.
>>24086060
they look like giant rats m8, ugly as fuck lad
just had one of those white magnums. quite nice like
>>24086174
Those long haired faggots are the ones getting the pussy today, at least wih teen girls. They have that 'DUDE I'M IN A BAND LMAO' look that girls get wet over.
Britfeel right here:
>November the 7th and the retards next door are launching fireworks
Fuck those guys.
>>24085581
I live in the darkest red area and it's mostly white (as in never see any non whites here, not even polish or other shit) and it's STILL that fucking shit.
>>24086250
>not celebrating
the hell is wrong with you
>>24086186
Fucking dogs is illegal you sick cunt
>>24085879
>paki
>posts in /britfeel/
>awkward sperg
>blogs about it
>mentions aberdeen
lads I think poleaboos name is amer
>>24085581
My town is almost entirely green, just a small area of orange. I live in a light green bit
I bloody love Meat Loaf lads
>>24086186
pot calling the kettle black desu lad
Is fight and a pint guy still around?
Quite fancy a bit of a scrap 2bh
>>24086270
not if the dogs dont realise it
>>24086213
>people actually believe this
I've not seen one lad with long hair who could even stomach talking to a teen girl.
>>24086308
Come hull blud, me and mi boys will bash yer fooking hed in blud.
>>24086308
I don't think he's been here in a long while. I posted the pasta one last time the day the robot came back.
>>24086325
I've seen it plenty myself. Girls my age are obsessed with this type of rocker guy look. Maybe it's only grungey emo girls.
>>24085581
>second most deprived
at least my city is largely green
>>24086359
>>>/2012/
please go back there time machine man :-)
>>24086304
i'm pretty sure i'm less ugly than a dog lad
>>24086359
watch yer gub or i'll kick your fuckin melt in lad
>>24086250
People around where I live keep setting them off too, it's really annoying.
Just because people can't be arsed celebrating something on the proper day.
>>24086387
You've lost me bruv
>>24086371
It might just be the emo lassies, which is a shame. That look gets me diamonds
>>24086393
if you're not ugly and on r9k then I think you should re-evaluate lad
>>24086423
I second that.
>tfw had long hair but autismo so it got cancelled out
Got rid of it recently anyway
>>24086429
Not ugly long time poster here
Looks aren't everything lad, quit being a shallow prick
>>24086266
>not celebrating
>the hell is wrong with you
Bonfire night is the 5th of November. It's over already - this is just making noise for no reason.
>>24086495
I'm not shallow son, society is
>>24086298
why don't they make music videos like this anymore senpai?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37GrbCUvZEM
>tfw finally copped a laptop (cheap lenovo)
no more shitty ipad browsing for me lads
im shitposting on brit/feel/ the way it was meant to be shitposted
Sister is back from the hospital after a week. Pretty chuffed.
fuck off with the fucking fireworks already
>>24086602
Awwwww, did the noises scare you?
>>24083429
Just have the ghost instead of a pet
I used to think too much ass was just a meme, but answer me this lads, has ass now gone too far?
Gotta go to ASDA to get dinner soon, going to watch Die Hard 2 while I eat though, then get back to the panic and worry of writing a 5000 word essay
>>24086681
Too far is real. This is the epitome of that.
>start of the shift in a pub
>'bout noon
>fat arse who's covered for the karaoke comes in and said he didn't get paid last night
>give him his cash and he fucks off
>be now
>owner calls
>asks me who I paid
>tell him I cannae' remember his name, the fat lad on the karaoke
>mfw he wasn't on last night
>mfw the cheeky cunt just pinched fifty quid
>mfw i'm a fucking retard
Today was going alright an' all. First decent day in a while.
The fuck do I do lads?
>>24086686
>tfw 10 word essay due in a week
i'm freaking out right now desu lads
>>24086686
Stop procrastinating, man. You'll be fucked before you know it.
>>24086750
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
GET OFF THE COMPUTER YOU MAD MAN
>>24086768
i'm getting on it, lucky thing is once I get into the roll of things I can usually get a lot of words down, thank you English class essays for pushing airy bullshit to 1200 words. Problem is of course, starting.
>>24086686
Fook awf unifag.
Paki purge when?
>>24086393
Pakis OUUUUUUUUUT FFUUUUUUUCK
>>24086950
>>24087017
Pakis are fine, sotp being babies
>tfw listening to classical music
>tfw leftists want to denigrate and destroy this
>>24087017
i'm white lad
>child rapists are fine, stop being babies.
PAKlS OUT
PERSONS WITH PAKISTANI ORIGINS FFUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOFFFFFF
tfw i make sweets and my mum sells them to her "everything natural is better" woo hipster yoga friends for high prices for me
Did drawanon ever draw Kurisu enjoying an irnbru?
Wagekeking took over my life the past few days
>>24087037
t. pakistani gentleman
>tfw after listening to radio for 2 hours on my drive to and from work every day starting to like shitty pop music
how do i out?
>>24087237
You don't out...
You like what you want to like holy fuck
lose the "oh no a mongolian sheep herding forum will disagree with me time to change opinions" bullshit
>>24086634
Can't hear my speakers
and my dog's going apeshit
>>24086737
Shit happens, write it off as a learning experience.
>>24087305
Fill up his mouth then
Clothe shopping is so boring. Cant be doing with this even when it's online.
Just get 50 tabs open then narrow it down to 10 or so shirts. Fuck sake i wish i could pay someone to dress me.
>>24087305
>Can't hear my speakers
Use headphones.
>and my dog's going apeshit
So stop having a dog.
>>24087355
Tried taping his mouth shut but he's started whimpering now
>>24087395
Shove it down his fucking throat
>>24087395
is this image real or fake
>>24087421
>is this image real or fake
Has science gone too far?
>>24087421
It's real unfortunately
http://www.reshareworthy.com/sweet-dog-found-with-duct-tape-around-her-mouth/
What's with all the fireworks today? Been going mental.
It's not even Bonfire night anymore but theres been a solid stream for like 3 hours.
>>24087237
>tfw you now genuinely like the Bond song and that new Adele song thanks to the radio
>Ex-Neet
>Depressed as Neet because no job
>Depressed with job because not Neet
>Work shitty factory job full of female polish woman on a minimum apprenticeship wage
>Expected to perform as well as the polish workers despite being payed over half their salary called into bosses office if not
>had a shit week at work this week efficiency wise nothing I could help though.
>They speak in polish all the time so the few English there incredibly paranoid especially when you hear your name dropped
>tfw social anxiety
>tfw been depressed these past two months and felt really bad today and failed my theory again 35 quid down the drain basically wasted a day an a half of shitty work for that.
>get told today my mum to stop being so
miserable.
>tfw 18 y/o kissless virgin
>not spoken to a girl properly since like year 10
>Suicidal thoughts
>all friends around me have got girlfriends except for me
>Friends stopped texting me as much during the weekdays
>anon when are you going to get a girlfriend
>low libido but want a girlfriend to love
>Prefer to wank to gay porn at home but when outside I dont look at males in an emotional way but i do in a sexual way
>Dont look at girls in a sexual way but look at them more in an emotional way
>Confused asf
Sorry about the blog post just felt better that i actually wrote it down
>>24087461
>http://www.reshareworthy.com
I dunno anon I haven't even clicked yet but this screams of viral marketing or some shit...
>>24087494
Listen to the Adele song at 1.5x speed on Youtube. It's really good.
>>24087237
There's nothing wrong with having crappy taste in music. Jst means you can enjoy more stuff. You're like a musical communist.
>>24086281
He got doxxed ages ago
>>24087815
I remember I guy in /brit/ saying he doxxed him but I don't recall the dox being spilled
I think somebody posted a picture purporting it to be him
>>24087461
>sweet dog
>Staffordshire-mix
ayy lmao
>>24086281
It literally is. Amer Hussain. We found his facebook
>>24087951
No one ever posted the link though
>>24085879
Use a different name then. I'm a paki and my birth name is paki shit but I always just say my name is harvey to people.
Don't expect people to be able to say foreign names m8.
>>24087951
how the fuck did I miss this
post it
>>24087984
>>24087988
Deleted now, people posted it in the comments of his blog and he shit his pants
>>24087988
It's never been confirmed
>>24087951
>someone literally just posted a name on his blog
excellent work, detective
>the only girl who's ever been interested in me blocked me on facebook last night.
why even live.
>>24088029
Why did he ban them if it wasn't real? He avoids directly using his blog because it's obvious he breached his bail conditions, but he made an exception for this
>>24087984
They did, I went on to it. It was /AmerHussain91
It's not working now though. He must changed it or something.
>>24088036
>Potential new Poleaboo
Careful now
>>24086250
>>24086266
There are people that still go outside and do stuff like that? Why?
>>24088052
It would be an ingenious ruse if he was the one who d0xed" "himself"
>>24088054
>>24088126
Couldn't someone just directly ask the Polish girls who he is?
>>24088036
Why?
Stuff of nightmares desu.
>>24088156
Because that would be weird also no one really cares all that much. His story got boring and pathetic anyway.
Reminder that new year is approaching so don't forget to renew your TV license.
>>24088260
I still care, he's just a mentally ill I don't know why everyone gives him such a hard time
>>24088392
Whatever you say pakiboo.
>>24084939
This explains a lot about some of the shit that gets posted in this thread.
>>24085338
just open ms paint and crop u idiot.
>>24088365
Thanks
Its good I don't have to deal with this though, I don't own a TV.
Seems like I am missing nothing.
>>24088474
Owning a computer will mean you have to pay soon. That's where they are trying to push it, it's already in the law if you watch live tv on a pc you have to pay. But it's too easy to just say 'no i don't watch live tv'. I give it 5 years before all pc owners will have to pay too.
>>24088159
i honestly dont know. She became really good friends with me and people told me she's into me, i just assumed she isn't and never made a move on her, now she's been avoiding me irl and blocked me on facebook.
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/nov/07/why-men-lose-friends-in-their-30s
Sometimes it's good to be reminded that even normies get lonely
I know you guys are going to be disappoint but I haven't done a nightime version of the op picture...
you`ll have to use the old one. sorry ;_;
>>24088549
But I don't watch any BBC content, hell, any TV content, at all, and already pay for the internet.
What the fuck man there is no justification for that at all.
>>24088585
this is as close as I have..for now
>>24088365
lol us /int/bros and our banter right? XD
>>24088620
Is anyone ever gonna let that guy out?
