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>>24093540
Stay comfy in the clouds Pupper
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>>24093540
reddit the post
*****SPOELR******
>>24093540
F
He was gone too soon
fa.m.s = senpaitachi
based nagasaki
>>24093497
Testing out this alleged senpaitachi filter to be honest.
>>24093910
i'm telling you senpaitachi is real
>>24094058
alright senpaitachi
Anyone here drive a car without insurance? if yes how long have you been doing it? I really need a car but can't afford 300-500 a month in insurance.
Driving without insurance is pretty dumb. Mine was 300 bucks. I just paid it every month since I had a job that wasn't poorfag tier. I'm assuming you're 19-20 OP. You should be able to get a big boy job that isn't McDonald's or a grocery store. I was making 40k a year at 20 while saving for school working in a car factory.
>>24093620
no im 26 and been making minimum wage since 18
I hate fucks who drive without insurance. It's always the uninsured who are stupid enough to wreck too. Sell the Lamborghini and get a little 5 year old Honda or Toyota. My insurance was $1400 a year and that was when I had two cars insured. I bitched and they gave me back a good chunk when I said I only drive one car.
My state recently passed a law that anyone caught without insurance it's mandatory 30 days and $1k fine, and they tow your car to impound lot. It's passed by a landslide. Funny enough they still drive uninsured. At least they get both wrists slapped now instead of just one.
Are we excited for the future?
>>24093475
>Everybody is a middle caramel color
>Good features from across all races can be present in anybody
>Racism no longer exists because race distinctions are tiny and unnoticeable
Yeah of course. Maybe in the future we can finally have this whole shit sorted out and focus on real problems in society
>>24093475
>muddy the genetics of your race, good!
>create a new generation of subhumans goyim!
>but OY VEY STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTA! Race mixing is good for you goys but not for us chosen ones :^)
>>24093475
>Racism no longer exists because race distinctions are tiny and unnoticeable
Oh please, light skin niggers and dark skin niggers still have superiority games with each other, so to say that these caramel spectrum monstrosities won't is ridiculous.
alright heres the situation
>be 23 yo khhv
>getting kicked out after the 1st of the year
>most likely homeless
>in school
>very little money
should i just say fuck it and live it up and kill myself after the first of the year as a big fuck you to my parents or actually try to make what i can with my miserable life and do something as a big fuck you to my parents?
Don't know.
You didn't plan on living past 30 anyway right?
>>24093558
most likely, unless something significantly improves.
Drop out
Get shitty job
Enjoy not having to study and having a place all for yourself and staying up late and eating shit all week and playing videogames until your eyes bleed and fucking NO ONE can tell you SHIT about it because your'e ALONE
How is it going so far fellow robots. Thinking of dropping out, tired of not being able to sleep and thinking about sex 24/7.
I am not a dumb idiot.
>>24093451
stay strong brother, the december fap will be glorious. Honestly I'm holding back until this semester ends which is by Christmas!
>>24093451
who is that trouser arouser
Why do normies study in libraries? Why does this most silent of activities need to happen collectively?
>>24093368
idk but i hate study groups
>>24093368
it isolates you from distraction.
libraries are god tier when empty. Bookstores too.
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/uni/ feels thread
>tfw no friends here
>not even one
>Friends at home are hours away
>barely talk to family
>didn't leave my room at all in the last 6 days
Isolation seems to be taking its toll
>>24093232
i've been missing almost everyday because i just can't take it.....
i'm gonna try and change my major bc fuck this shit
>tfw been waiting for my exam results for over 3 weeks now
Can the ac kill me if I turn it really low and sleep naked?
>>24093158
lmao what the fuk?
>can the ac kill me?
fuck no
>>24093158
Dying is faster than sleeping. Just go to sleep with a plastic bag on your head, just make sure to not have any holes in it though. Sorry for the life you had robot, goodnight.
Fembots please share your opinions and if you'd partake in said fetish if your bf had it.
>Feet
>Face sitting
>Hand worship
>Being strangled
>Femdom
>Watersports
>Kekoldry
>Beating you up
>Incest roleplay
>Musk
>Genital torture
wtf is "musk" and why am I going to regret asking.
>>24093177
The smell of not showering for a couple weeks and letting your partner enjoy the smell of you. Places such as their pits, tummy, feet and/or genitals.
Wow rude
Needs a bump
Can someone help me make an okcupid account? I want to be upfront on how robot I am
>>24093020
>ages 18-99
>99
write in your bio that you would date a 12 year old as well pls
>>24093020
"I am 6'2" with shoes on"
>>24093046
Gotta let them milfs know man
I used to consider myself a coffee person until I recently realized how honey makes tea vastly superior in every way.
I also used to not like honey either but now I get it
Tea without honey is like a car without gas, it just doesn't go
And I'm from Louisiana
>USA
>coffee
I appreciate tea sometimes too.
>>24092979
When are you going to start your estrogen treatment? Fag
germoney
tea
>don't want to work
>like, REALLY don't want to work
>can't fathom how, even to just make money, one can endure slaving away for people who make far more money than they do
>just want to read, write, and take walks all day
>would probably rather die than live a life as a wage slave
How can you muster the will to work wagekeks?
What drives you? Materialism and consumerism? That's all I can imagine would propel someone to do so.
>>24092975
>How can you muster the will to work wagekeks?
Being an adult.
I used to think like you. Then I grew up.
Find something you enjoy doing. I work at a radio station. I spend my days listening to people who are paid to make me laugh and occasionally fix stuff and I'm paid well for this.
>>24092975
My parents told me that growing up, you'll have the willpower to work
>>24092975
>How can you muster the will to work wagekeks?
For me, it's a choice. I have to decide whether or not I'd rather have an extra 50 hours a week (work + commute) or if I'd rather have 40-45 hours a week of pay at $20 per hour. To this point, I've chose the money.
So yeah, materialism and consumerism.
Why do people take their horoscope seriously? This seems like some normie propaganda for bullshit.
>>24092935
> We are born at a given moment in a given place and like vintage years of wine we have the qualities of the year and of the season in which we are born. Astrology does not lay claim to anything else. -Carl Jung
>>24092935
The only future prediction I take seriously is s4s fortune desu senpai
>>24092970
Except it claims to know exactly what is hapening at that certain given time and also claims to know exactly how it influences you. Also, people aren't wine, there are several different factors why wine can different qualities but thats mostly related to the climate, in a way that can't affect a human being on the same level, not celestial bodies of any kind like astrology claims.
R9K MEETUP, EUROPE, SUMMER 2016
Hello my fellow robots! After checking out a few different european cities i have decided that we should meet up in Slovenia at the main train station in the capital Ljubljana. While the city is not exactly in the center of europe and might not be the closest thing to some of you, it is on the bright side very cheap compared to most of the other european capital cities.
The first part of my plan is to take you robots to the lift that will take us on top of the Ljubljana's castle from which there appears to be a great view on the city below. We shall conquer the castle and our ree's shall be heard across the city below us.
See you then.
ma najebem ti se matere
Ljubljana? Is that an ewok city or something?
