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>anon my friend thinks your really cute
>come over and I'll introduce you!
Oh god, this has actually happened to me.
>>24097752
>anon my friend thinks your really cute
>come over and I'll introduce you!
Did really did happen to me in 7th grade.
Girl brought me over to the dancefloor where all her stacy friends were waiting. After dragging me over there, she went over to her friends and they all started laughing their asses off.
I always had low self-esteem but I think that was the moment that forever crippled my ability to speak to/trust strange women.
>>24097842
I had this exact thing happen to me, and then another group of girls tried this shit later in my life. Forever ignited a hatred of women for me.
>30m professional
>recently bought home
>gf of 10yrs doesn't do shit
>I leeched of her a few years so can't really say anything
>recently got a raise but doesn't matter because I work all the time and come home to a messy place
>she smokes all my weed
I wouldn't mind if she could at least sex toy for me but she won't even do that. Ignores my kinks completely - so hard to wear stockings and get your feet rubbed or jerked off on.
>>24097751
>get your feet rubbed or jerked off on
Stupidest fetish.
you can rub and jerk off on my stockinged dick if you want
i'm fucking your wife
>>24097781
I didn't even touch on my pee fetish... Mmmm
What is some good music appropriate to /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCt1V8T3To
This album right here lad
this tbqh w/ u
>always (the past 10-15 years) been rated an INTP/INTJ
>lately been feeling less depressed with things generally looking up for me
>take test again
>score pic related
A-am I becoming a n-normie???
What's happening?
>>24097569
I get that, and i dont feel like a normie. So i guess we're still just robots.
I used to get INFJ but after looking at the functions I'm an INFP.
Who else /profoundlysad/ here?
>>24097569
INFP isn't a normie type
INFP's are space cadets with their heads stuck in the clouds
We can do it, /r9k/.
It'll be hard at first but if we keep at it then we'll be ripped as fuck.
>>24097384
easy for him to say. the artist can just draw him buff
>>24097384
>Ripped
Kek
>>24097384
and then what?
getting ripped is the most retarded end goal you could have
Hey there neetkeks. How's it going?
Enjoying that subway sandwich of yours and playing vidya all day long? How's it like to know that you're leeching off your wagekek parents' money and that it indirectly makes you a hypocrite?
>pic related, it's your life few years from now
>How's it like to know that you're leeching off your wagekek parents' money and that it indirectly makes you a hypocrite?
Was a feudal lord a hypocrite for considering himself better than the peasants on whose toil he thrived?
>>24097361
>mfw 35 yo
>same situation as in pic
Feels bad bro!
>>24097437
>using arguments from the medieval era
Come talk to 'robots', tags are r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k
Make sure to smile for the camera you normie cunts
here's the first normie of the night.
I say night but it's half 2 in the morning.
>tfw neet
My laptop doesn't even have a camera. What now, chode?
tripfag appears to be eating
>that feel when the only real hobby I have makes people see me as a weirdo
Why can't I do what I like? Making your tea from wild herbs can't be that bad? I go outside enjoy the fresh smell of forest and pick up some herbs. It's like hiking but I just pick up some herbs that smell good.
>>24097280
how is hiking and picking herbs seen as weird
you hang out with judgmental motherfuckers anon
>>24097352
>what are you a hipster?
>I ain't drinking that shit! Don't know what weird things you have put in it
>can't you just use generic store brand anon?
>....ok
I have no idea why this is so weird. I have just made a tea from a new plant and for two weeks no one has even dared to taste it or come to visit me when I asked them to give it a go.
>>24097280
that sounds like a really fucking cool hobby anon
I'd drink your tea
ITT: Songs that make you happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLaScTPAb54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOQ4Y7O6nxA
>>24096933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tGrvazL86E
Forever your eyes will hold the memory
I saw your heart as it overtook me
we tried so hard to understand and reason
but in that one moment
I gave my heart away
I gave my heart away
in that moment
I gave my heart away
in that moment
I gave my heart away (I gave my heart away)
What perfect breath where my mind lay beside me
and all I knew was what had overtaken me
with no reason I am comforted by the inability to understand
Forever your eyes will hold the memory
I saw your heart as it overtook me
we tried so hard to understand and reason
but in that one moment
I gave my heart away
I gave my heart away
in that moment
I gave my heart away
in that moment
I gave my heart away (I gave my heart away)
Forever your eyes will hold the memory
Forever your eyes will hold the memory
Forever your eyes will hold the memory
When I wake from this dream
Will your smile still open my heart and leave me transparent
When I wake from this dream
Will your smile still open my heart
which board is the worst board and why is it this shithole
>>24096916
It's /s4s/, ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>24096916
/v/ and /tv/ are both worse
>>24096916
I think boards like /b/ and/soc/ still hold the rep for worst boards, but we're probably number 3
Am I fucked /r9k/?
> I'm 7"
> people always call me freak
> the few dates I've had are always akward
> No friends
> People are uncomfortable around me
Are they afraid of someone being so tall? What the fuck is the real problem here? You should embrace it, man.
How does a person 7 inches tall go through life?
They're uncomfortable because they're worried they might sit on you, autist.
>tfw no qt white gf
I need some white in my life
Stop giving white girls a bad name with all those man-faced uggos
>>24097615
She is gorgeous. Wow. Not even into freckles.
idiot test: what would happen?
You'd drown.
There wouldn't be any water in the chute part because you can't cover the fucking sea in concrete
>look at me i took fluid mechanics!
First night in a long time without weed and I already want to blow my brains out, I don't know how you straight edge fags live like this. It's hell.
DUDE WEED LMAO
>totally not addictive
>>24096728
Weed dude lol
>>24096728
man I did acid one time and I felt so good, got rid of my sadness for awhile. Have another tab but don't want to take it until I know I have free time
Daily reminder that this is the fembot, mystery, you betas fawn over and want to gf.
Thank god someone finally posted a picture of her, she is by far turning into one of the most annoying and deluded tripfags I've seen.
Maybe she will finally leave.
>>24096726
kek.KEK.
TRUE BEAUTY
HAHAHAHAHAAAQ
WAGEKEKS BTFOBONCE AGAIN
