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>mom hires cleaners to clean our house
>my room is so messy that over all 5 cleaners have quit after 2 weeks max
>>24106576
Why no pics?
>>24106997
90% Unsure if want.
>>24107045
Post a pic and make this thread worth something you fucking frogposter
>You will always be a womanlet
>>24106429
Be still my raging boner.
>22
>4'8"
>Probably fully grown
>People randomly pick me up off my feet and hug me
Just end it all.
lol why would a girl ever want to be tall?
to play in the WMBA? kek
Let's play a game
I placed 5 nodes in this grid and you have to find them
You can do that by telling me where to insert a ray from and I'll tell you where it comes out and how many times did it get reflected inside the grid
I'll post how a node reflects in the replies
here (original)
Isn't anyone as bored as I am?
>>24106426
F from above
We need better mods to replace the current ones. We have no fun gay threads anymore
>>>/trash/19250
just start using /trash/
>>24106383
thank you based mods
tyty
>>24106383
Avatar faggot belong in the >>>/trash/
Why are the women on /r9k/ so angry and bitter? Why can't you be nice like real life women?
>>24106382
Kek. As if real women are nice.
>Why can't you be nice like real life women?
>be nice like real life women
>real life women
>nice
I am so nice though and delicate hearted
Dear /r9k/
>be me cleaning room
>be me finds some sort of bleach/eddik
Should i drink it?
no, there's better and less painful ways to kill yourself.
>>24106346
Don't even know what that is but you should drink it
Drink the vinegar, faggot.
We need to set some criteria for what
makes a normie. It doesn't have to be complicated, as there only need to be a few key requirements for normalfaggotry. If you meet this criteria you need to get the fuck off my board.
To start:
>you've had sex (no exceptions)
>you have friends
>>24106340
>You have a job that required significant college education and makes noticably more than minimum wage
I think that people who only had sex because of an escort or something are definitely robots
>you can engage in a normal, non awkward conversation with a person you just met
>always go to buy groceries at night when there's no people around
>paying for my stuff
>cashier grills tells me she won't give me my stuff unless I smile for her
>scared to go there now because she always does this
Sue her for denying a service
Don't let that normie shit fly
Call the customer service line or take the survey on the receipt. Fuck her for that shit.
Report her to management. They will fire her.
Can we have a /ggrt/ "general gay robot thread "
You guys make me feel cozy
>>24106225
Go back to your containment board you fag. >>>/lgbt/
>tfw no /pol/ bf why live
>>24106243
Nooo this is my home. /lgbt/ are just a bunch annoying hormonal traps
Tell us about your house robot. Where do you live & what you get for the money?
>>24106163
I'll start. I live in a small appartment with one bedroom one livingroom with kitchen counter and a small bathroom with barely enough room to sit on the toilet. I pay about 380<eurosign> a month
I share an apartment single unit by my university with my daughter. It's one small bedroom, a closet, and a bathroom. There's a communal living room and kitchen which the personal units are connected, but we usually keep to ourselves and all the tenants usually lock our doors even when home. It's rather small for two people but can't beat the price at $350 a month.
I live alone in a 2 bedroom house in New Zealand, about 10 minutes' walk from the beach.
There's a yard but it's in pretty poor condition with patchy grass and lots of weeds, I need to do something about that.
Who /25+/ here?
>tfw 26
>tfw no gf
>tfw enjoying my time before the next 40 hr work week
I'm 24 but I feel fucking ancient, can I play?
>tfw 30 looms over you and you've made no plans for your future or prepared to be a proper adult in any way because you thought you would have killed yourself by now
>27 years old
>phd
>good job
still life feels extremely shit
Turned 25 recently. My life stabilized in those past years - I'll probably not be poor, but I will also always be alone.
You younguns don't know the real dimensions despair can have.
> 30 years old
> balding
> dumped by my only gf a year ago
> live with parent
> work at home
You fresh faces have yet to experience so many things. Sex, love, living on your own, being nervous and excited about life. I feel ruined, washed-up, destined to be alone.
I don't even want a femdom relationship anymore. I just want to know someone that understands.
I hear ya bruh. it's all over for me as well.
>>24106048
Oh boo fucking hoo you old fart.
I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life.
I'm 18 with no absolutely no experience in life so there's no advice I can give you and no inspirational bs i can tell you but i truly do hope things get better for you.
>No one is ever going to want me
Fuck
>>24105990
That's a pretty emotional song
itkf
Nobody wants me either, just thinking about it kills me.
>Requiring others to feel valid
>Not living life for yourself
>Not realizing that attachments are poison
Why do women and normals really come to this board? What's their master plan?
cause of you, senpai
>>24105877
>there are women on this board :^)
Go away dumb frogs, no one wants you here. This is sovereign Normaland territory now.
When was the last time you had sex anon? Come on, don't tell me you're a virgin!
>a girl
>talking to me
Good one.
>>24105860
It was with you last night,
>huh?
Oh sorry, I mean tonight *wink*
listen up robots, this is how it's done
>>24105907
>Ew what the fuck, I have a boyfriend. What the hell is wrong with you, go away.
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