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>tfw thinking back to being a teenager when you felt good so good and had so much potential
I prefer not to think but staying drunk 24/7
>>24108318
I'm still technically a teenager, and I don't feel great anon. I assume it only gets worse from here.
>>24108351
That is, if you consider 18 year olds teenagers.
>be in my bed
>a woman I like is sleeping next to me
>suddenly her hand slides over to me
>hold it
>she wakes up and asks me if I want to join hands
>as we do it we also get closer to each other
>think "I hope this isn't a dream" and "oh man, it's finally happening!"
>find myself in weird and unrelated scenarios
>wake up
Enough.
I wish I'd just stop waking up. Exist in some dreamland where at least I'm not agonizingly pathetic.
>>24108305
Pretty much me everyday, wish I would die in my sleep or something.
>>24108305
>I hope this isn't a dream
Why is this a recurring phrase in my dreams? I don't think this in real life, so every time I'm experiencing something remotely nice and I think that I immediately realize I'm dreaming and I wake up.
It's getting really depressing.
Any other lesbian fembots given up on ever getting a gf?
yes, I don't want a fattie lesbian gf since I am not a fattie
>>24108214
Just get a bf.
>tfw no lesbian gfI'm a guy
who here has a chronic condition?
i have crohns disease and it's fucked my life over desu. i'm never going to get a mate because i don't look healthy, i have no energy to get shit handled or be productive, it's messed up my sleeping patterns, and now i find out that i'm having it again? seirous?
neanderthal dna is the acuse of this shit too. i've read innumerable amounts of studies on crohsns s all asians and europeans most reported cases (guess what the two races that have neanderthal dna) they have even said that there's a correlation i'm not a fucking idiot it's because i'm interbred with things that weren't supposed to breed. it.
well /r9k/ what is fucked up with yoru body?
>>24108189
chronic masturbator here
i have skin issues which require a strict routine, travelling is a nightmare
also scandi so i have to skip the social sauna'ing every time, don't want to carry bottles of lotion around
then again i'm too conscious about my body anyway
Chronic limp on my left leg. Hurts my hip every time I take a step (need to lose weight to fix it doc says)
GERD (acid reflux disease but chronic, popping 4-5 antacids after every meal)
Feels bad
Please tell me you guys don't wear white shoes with white socks like a turbo autist.
>wearing white socks outside of exercise
>white shoes, unless you're a nigger and keep your Jordan's clean. Just no.
Black sock, black shoe reporting in
I don't wear shoes. I like to go hobbit style
>THE CURRENT YEAR
>WEARING ANYTHING
>HURRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
why does it matter? This meme is almost as cringe as the niggers with the "water thos" videos.
>taking a piss
>at the very end the piss turns completely opaque and pure white like milk
>my dick hole itches for like half an hour afterwards.
Why the fuck has this happened every time I piss for the past two weeks?
Were you masturbaiting while peeing cuz dont do that
>>24107998
>going two weeks with a problem like that
i would be freaking out after the first time
you should go to the doctor dude
You probably have a UTI you dirty fuck
Red flags for boys thread?
>he expects me to split the bill on a date
>he still plays videogames or watches anime past the age of 16
>he's poor
>he's sexually inexperienced
>he gets nervous or shy when talking with me
>he expects me to text him first, doesn't understand that it's always the guy's responsibility to start every conversation
>he still lives with his parents
>he doesn't have a car
>he's from some Eastern European/other third world shithole
>he doesn't get much attention from girls
>he's so boring he invites me out for a coffee
>doesn't have facebook or some other form of social media
It honestly seems that most boys, or rather manchildren in my college fill at least two of those criteria.
Modern "men" are fucking useless!
Get in here fembots.
See >>>24100060 you roastie whore.
>he expects me to text him first
Nah. I'm the strong but silent type. Like Gary Cooper. I probably have nothing I need to say to you.
>>24107969
Keep telling yourself that, creepy autist.
![6a00d834516a5769e201538f7fa06a970b-pi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WNhk2JP.jpg "6a00d834516a5769e201538f7fa06a970b-pi[1]")
Are you currently working on a career? What are your ambitions?
>>24107890
To join the military, train hard and get in elite forces.
>>24107915
Finish high school before worrying about that
>career
Yes, but it's incomprehensible atm
>ambitions
Get rich and have enough assets at my disposal.
>mfw in my country women are campaigning for free tampons from the government as a basic human right
>mfw in our lifetime free condoms for women will be a basic human right
We won femanons
>>24107881
female suffrage was a mistake
>>24107881
>mfw in our lifetime free condoms for women will be a basic human right
Good, if only they would actually use them.
>tfw like latex and condoms
>occasionally put on a condom and it makes my dick diamonds
>virgin
Can't win.
>free condoms for life
>still probably wouldn't fuck me
inb4 "fuck off normie", I know but I want an outsider look on my situation and some of you are alright. I don't want advice from reddit tier people who will call me an overreacting crybaby either.
>be me, 6/10 18 y/o
>have 7/10 gf of almost 2 years
>literally nicest, most supportive, honest and caring person I'd ever met
>lost our virginity together
>thought she'd never had any sexual contact before me and I believed it because she's literally the most innocent seeming person ever
>then one night 20 months into our relationship we go out for a drink
>after a few beers she suddenly admits she's had oral sex with a guy (and they masturbated eachother)
>she didn't have sex with him though
>I'm mad because she never told me this even though she knew we're the kind of couple that would admit such a thing
>still forgive her that same night like a beta
>been thinking about what to do ever since (~3 months)
Relevant detail: she was just below 16 when it happened and claims she was pressured into doing it by her crush who was 2 years older (I got the whole "it was a mistake, don't let that decide your mental image of me" routine). I'm the kind of person who's only more annoyed by that shit as she's barely able to admit responsibility for her actions, and that if she really felt like a victim then she wouldn't have had to lie about it for 20 fucking months.
So am I overreacting /r9k/? She didn't cheat on me and it wasn't even sex (as far as I know). But I have issues with trusting her now.
You are dramatically overreacting. She likely never told you because it's so damn unimportant.
You said yourself that she is
>literally nicest, most supportive, honest and caring person I'd ever met
You should fuck off and die, normalshit.
>>>/adv/
>>>/reddit/
>>24107809
I don't care if u mentioned it
BUT GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE REEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, LEAVE, GET OUT, GO BACK TO 9GAG REEEEEEE
GET OUT
Y CANT PPL UNDERSTAND, NO NORMIES
THESE ARE THE REQUIREMENTS TO BE ON THIS BOARD
>neet
>virgin
>robot
>beta
>gay
REEEEEEE
>>24078704
she cancelled the date and says she is going to see the movie with her friendand ask me to go with her
>>24107589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr60sd80EZk
>>24107589
Don't go anon. Say something came up.
>>24107589
male or female friend?
If it's female she could be regretting giving you attention and trying to get rid of her guilt by setting you up with a lower n/10 friend
If it's a guy... your beta-orbiter intro pamphlett will arive in a few business days
post your eyes thread extended, previous one hit the image limit
>tfw jew nose, fuck my shit up haircut and almost eggy face
J U S T F U C K M Y S H E K E L S U P F A M
>>24107563
You can take my soul /r9k/, but you'll never take my eyes.
>>24107563
You look tired man, go to sleep.
>>24107595
I have photophobia so I naturally look either sleepy or scowling due do squinting... I only try to look 'normal' when taking public transport and no light's in the way
"Nearly one in five women say their breasts stop them from participating in physical activity, new research reveals."
If you males stopped caring about our breast sizes we unprivileged females could do things ro help society! Fighting our huge breasts is an ongoing struggle in our daily lifes. Fuck the patriarchy.
http://testtube.com/testtubeplus/what-are-breasts-really-for?
Women hate thread
>out of liquor
> gather all old liquor bottles and combine contents into glass
>no longer out of liquor
Its a good night for an alcoholic here.
Hows /r9k/ doing and whatre you guys drinking?
>>24107392
>be 20
>live in MADD-ruled Burgerland
>get my only overage friend to buy me vodka
>she buys me coconut rum instead
It's disgusting but I can't really complain
>tfw got vodka and jagar but can't even take the smell of it
>>24107392
>be /fit/
>drinking orange juice all night while playing vidya
>downed 2 litres
>mfw stomach is dead
is she racist for fucking over 100 men with none of them ever being black?
why would that make her a racist?
>>24107196
she simply has a working brain. taytay is the best.
>>24107211
It wouldn't, OP is satirizing SJWs.
