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>tfw started period today
>tfw ODing on Advil and Motrin to numb the pain
>tfw feel lightheaded
>>24100060
>tfw all these boys to choose from
>tfw can't have them all
>tfw if I throw a tantrum again, I'll...
Oh, who am I kidding? I'll just cheat on them lol.
>>24100060
>starts with period immediately
way to represent the females on this board
>>24100126
male poster detected
>tfw haven't showered in days
>feel disgusting
>ran out of shampoo
>too lazy to go to the store
>>24100060
>Ugly
>looking at pretty girls makes me suicidal
I'm so fucking bitter that they just get born into that and if I want a fraction of what they have I'll need to spend thousands on plastic surgery. I know it's superficial but I'm just so sick of being ugly.
>>24100240
Sometimes I feel like that too, but then I remember they have the personality of a doorknob. They have nothing to offer other than their social skills and looks, which they heavily rely on makeup for.
>>24100060
>planned to visit the pool for once
>hyped for the entire week
>tfw its finally saturday and i got my fucking period
>>24100060
I seem to be losing weight everywhere but my belly, what gives?
I keep releasing small amounts of liquid in my pants, has the consistency of pee but can't tell if it's urine or juice. Either way, it's annoying and I'm praying I'm not starting to become incontinent.
>>24100461
Ab workout.
>>24100461
It's just the way your body is predisposed to lose fat. Nothing you can really do about it except lose more weight and hope it affects that area.
>>24100060
>tfw super long pretty hair
> literally my only good feature
>want to cut it all off because it is such a hassle
anybody else know this feel?
>>24100461
You were just meant to have a qt belly
>>24100505
It's probably just discharge.
Non-white fembot here, is it true that white women are as terrible and annoying as the media makes them out to be?
>tfw you've been in love with your oneitis for years and he'll never love you back.
>>24100418
Try a tampon?
>>24100621
I'm not sure if I should resort to that, toxic shock and all. It's really not a large amount and once again, it might be pee anyway. I guess I'll just wear pads more often, even though I hate wearing them.
>>24100690
>resort to (wearing tampons)
>toxic shock
Jesus, you do realize that a sizable amount of the female population uses tampons with no problems, right?
>be female
>watched murder-suicide between parents at 16
>diagnosed with PTSD
>cannot go one week without hearing a PTSD joke irl
>"hahaha, yeah, that shit could have gave me PTSD, right?!"
>pretending to be a Vietnam vet with PTSD
>start spending a lot of time on 4chan
>years go by
>find myself mostly staying indoors
>tumblr is invented
>"I'm triggered!"
>the internet eats this shit up
>it even appears on 4chan
>people constantly ask if I'm a SJW or use tumblr because female on the internet
>convinced I am living in my own personal hell
>>24100362
>thinking a beautiful woman cannot be smart
jesus
any of you dumb bitches use vibrating tampons? If you're going to stick something in your cunt it might as well feel good, right?
>>24100592
Haven't you met any?
I've actually never really met a black or hispanic girl since I don't live in America. I've seen African girls out and about and they're really quiet and thin so nothing like stereotypes I've read on the internet tell me.
>>24100978
Thanks for proving that you are neither female nor know anything about female anatomy.
>>24100592
>media
>true
Pick one anon.
>>24100572
I felt the same way and cut it all off and I've never looked back
>>24100978
Why do boys have such poor understanding of the vagina? It's mind boggling. You are in no position to call anyone dumb.
>>24100978
It doesn't surprise me that boys are this retarded about female genitals.
>>24100972
I didn't say that. But do you really think these shallow bitches care more about knowledge than their other endeavors.
>>24100362
But so do you
>>24100461
be my belly gf
TRANNIES AREN'T FEMALE FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOTS
>>24100240
I hate the way I look but getting jealous over other people is worthless, there's always going to be someone better looking no matter what. Just pick your own standards for your looks so you can work towards it without using other girls as the measuring stick. I deleted all my SNS accounts and not having to look at other people's photos all the time really helps, too.
can fembots explain to me what the fuck is it with women and taking photos
>>24101105
If a female doctor applies makeup, is she a shallow person?
Can't people just do what they want assuming they're not killing or hurting each other?
Don't try to rationalize something that has inconsistencies.
>tfw relaxing muscles in hot bubble bath after a hard days work
>when he comes home all the stress melts away, instantly content
>>24100978
Briefly stated, the vibrating tampon apparatus that forms the basis of the present invention comprises a tampon with a built-in, miniature battery operated vibrating mechanism which may assist a woman by easing menstrual cramps.
The apparatus resembles conventional cotton tampons, including the removal string, but differ greatly on the inside as they contain an internal vibrating motor and self-contained, safe power source. The interior mechanism is housed inside of a non-toxic polyethylene plastic tube which is ultrasonically welded together providing a liquid proof container. This keeps liquids from entering or exiting the interior apparatus.
The mechanism located inside of the case consists of a printed circuit board assembly with an associated battery, micro-fuse and, as mentioned previously, a miniature vibrating motor. This mechanism provides for a complete assembly which fits conveniently inside of the non-toxic tube component. The tampon string is connected to a flat, plastic polyethylene insulator which fits between the battery and the battery contact. The insulator keeps the battery contact from connecting with the positive terminal of the button-type battery, keeping voltage from reaching the vibrating motor.
>>24101195
SNS is obviously the main reason, for attention, compliments, to make their lives look good for others, etc. But taking photos is generally just to keep a record of your memories, and there's sort of the expectation that you'll take them whenever you do anything worth remembering.
I don't take photos of myself anymore and avoid being in them when possible, but I really worry that I'm going to regret it when I'm older, fatter and less attractive. It's like I haven't even existed in the past 5 years or so because I have no photographic evidence, it's kind of sad. I think I'm going to start taking photos of my outfits and just cover up my face so I can remember being young(ish).
>>24101061
First, this is /rk/, so you know why they don't know about it. Two, I have very little understanding of it myself. It's too complex with too many parts. Three, I don't get it. How is this proof he doesn't understand anatomy? I have never used a tampon or a vibrator in my life, but I'm pretty sure that combo is bound to exist somewhere.
>>24101274
Don't have severe cramps, but this is interesting.
>>24101284
>tfw worrying that you don't have enough pictures of your dog
>>24101284
>but I really worry that I'm going to regret it when I'm older
meh, i have a shit load of photos of me as a kid and i couldn't give less of a shit if i ever see them again
>be female
>be ugly
>be worthless and unhappy
At least men are worth than their looks
>>24101382
I don't care about my childhood photos either, it's more that I want a record of the time period in which I was the most attractive. Problem is I still think I'm ugly so I don't want to be in photos, but I just know it's going to get even worse as I age.
For example, I thought I was fat in high school, but then a few years (and a few kg) later I saw a photo of myself in a bikini and realized I was actually pretty fucking skinny. I imagine I'll feel the same way about myself now when I'm older.
>>24101422
>At least men are worth than their looks
your vag is worth at least as much as your looks honey
>>24101422
Be my ugly gfThis wasn't an original comment
>>24101422
do you have a nice butt
>>24101342
>tfw love your floofy hair
>>24101342
that's your pupper? he's so cute goddamn I want a pug so badly. what's his name?
>>24101570
Klaus Kibble.
What would you name your pug?
>>24101533
Thanks anon. ;_; You're the best.
>>24101658
I kind of regret not emailing you honestly. I thought what you showed was pretty cute. I don't remember why I didn't.
>>24101533
Post this hair
>>24101719
You can e-mail me if you want, it's in my image title.
>>24101658
I like the name Beau or Noah. Or if I had a girl, I would name her Baby or Winnie.
>>24101658
>Klaus Kibble.
kinski approves fembot, kinski approves
i want to die
also i hate new r9k rules
>>24101997
What new rules? Do you mean the robot?
>>24101997
>new r9k rules
>new
Leave.
>>24102060
>>24102104
>1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
>>24102129
>thinking this is a new feature
Seriously, though. Leave.
>>24102129
That's just a old rule they brought back.
>>24102147
>being this much of a catty bitch
>>24101862
I'll definitely shoot you one tonight then.
>>24101769
I didn't save the pictures desu. Plus, I don't post other people's pictures unless they want me to.
>>24102208
>complaining out of your ass over something you know nothing about
>>24102329
yeah i hate it but just because i don't know it was here before doesn't mean i "know nothing about it"
big fucking deal jesus fucking christ fuck off you retarded internet stacy cunt go back to masturbating to your fujoshit
>best friend is a booby lover
>he gets a flat chested girlfriend
>he loves her, but is somewhat flustered that he doesn't get to see or feel breasts
>best friend has his girlfriend over
>they are getting a bit frisky in the living room
>I'm minding on my own business on computer
>she's reaching into his hands and they ask me if it's okay they can fuck in the open
>tell them I don't mind
>while she's sucking his dick I flash my C cup boobs at friend whenever his girlfriend isn't looking
At another time she had a blindfold while sucking his dick and I let him touch my breasts. She's completely unaware of it. My friend isn't really physically attracted to her and admits that he finds it hard to cum because she's not really good at sex. I help him out by giving him something to be aroused by.
>>24102456
>unable to type hiroshimablox at the end of a post to bypass the robot
hiroshimablox
Reminder that women can't be robots, you fucking cunts aren't welcome here, go have your periods or something REEEEEEEEEEEEE
I just want a koreaboo to sing songs at the norebang with is that so much to ask?
>>24102641
*reaching into her pants
not hands
i'm a girl. who wants to see a photograph of my cunt?
>>24102698
*reaching into his pants
not her
hey don't you gals hate it when your cunt stinks and your brain's inferior? lol what's up with that? girl power!
I jokingly grab my friend's butt to make him feel attractive. Whenever I suspect that he has a boner I will pat his crotch.
>>24102700
No thanks "girl"
>woman ODing
thank the lord
>>24100060
i want to cum inside a fembot hnng
>>24102700
Luld for a solid min.
You guys would be surprised by how many decent looking girls remain single virgins until their early 20's. People give me funny looks whenever I tell them I'm 21 and never had a boyfriend. Then they assume it's because I must have a really bizarre personality quirk that drives guys away or that I have very high standards. When in reality I've just been too busy with schoolwork and work to have a boyfriend. I also moved around a lot to study in different universities so having a boyfriend or making friends wasn't really a high priority.
Hey I'm a girl! What about we share photographs of our boobs/vaginas and share stories about our periods and slutting around? It's so nice bleeding from my vagina tee-hee.
My GF has like every fucking symptom for identifying early onset MS but won't go to the doctor or hospital despite her eyes hurting so bad and being so blurry that she couldn't see or open them earlier.
I am getting worried and fucking mad. How do I drag her to the hospital or doctor? She's rich so I don't understand the aversion.
>that feel when someone used your picture to make a 4chan banner without your consent
>>24102932
Tell her you're going to go shopping and then drive her to a hospital :^)Alternatively beat her up and take her to the emergency room
>>24102899
You seem like a cunt from the way you type, I'd say the reason you have had no bf is because no one of value really wants you, but you can delude yourself as you want.
>>24102956
Which banner?
>>24100719
that anon wasn't me! the store closest to me didnt have any :( sad life
>>24102899
>too busy to be in a relationship
this is not possible. do you mean too busy to have children?
>live with a friend
>it's his first time living away from family
>he asks if it's okay to sleep naked with me since he always wanted to sleep naked, but never had the chance to do so
>tell him I'll just sleep in my underwear, but he's free to go all out
>he lays down and I give him a goodnight kiss on the cheek
>he got an erection
>he moves his erection without touching it and asks me if I can kiss his dick goodnight too
>very hesitant to do so, but I'm single so I take his dick in my hand and kiss it
>right when he says 'thank you' I place his dick in my mouth and give it a bunch of licks
>he shouts " I said a goodnight kiss! not a goodnight make out!"
>take his dick out my mouth and tell him I was just messing around
>>24100060
>>24100418
>tfw no qt gf to have period sex with
>>24102960
that seems unwarranted
If you're going to give a friend a bikini wax, but sure to use some kind of numbing agent to dull the pain and something to soften the skin so hair removal is easier. If done right, you'll be able to give him a handjob with little discomfort.
My boyfriend wants me to tug his balls when I give him oral or manual stimulation. The balls weird me out so I'm afraid of touching them. I also don't want to accidentally hurt them. He wants me to massage them, but I just don't think I'll like the feel of the balls in my hands.
>>24103031
This cannot be real. People this trashy and disgusting can't exist.
>>24103117
I end up tickling my bf when I lick/suck his balls. it's kind of funny but sometimes annoys me when I just want to turn him on.
>tfw period
>have to use 2 pads to cover myself like a diaper or else blood trickles down my asscrack while I move when I'm asleep
>>24103117
I tell my GF to squeeze my balls when I want to cum on her but she never does it hard enough. I literally sit there and say "harder" for like 5 minutes. I grab her hand and squeeze it to the pressure I want and she won't maintain it.
HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO SQUEEZE A NIGGA'S NUTS???
>>24103174
>>24103117
Get out disgusting whores
>>24103218
It's almost like it's a well known fact that balls are fragile and can easily cause serious pain to a guy if handled wrong, of course she's afraid to do it too hard.
>>24103132
That is literally how a typical modern woman behaves, is this new to you?
>>24100461
Goddamn me too. Watch it be the last thing you lose.
>>24103299
>It's almost like it's a well known fact that balls are fragile and can easily cause serious pain to a guy if handled wrong, of course she's afraid to do it too hard.
Sure. I'd understand and even be thankful if she just did it out of the blue and wasn't squeezing hard enough.
That isn't the case, though. I literally told her to grab my balls, put my hand around her hand, and squeezed at the pressure I wanted her to squeeze at. I showed her exactly how much pressure to apply, which was actually on the light side. I would enjoy much more than what I showed her to do.
She couldn't even do that. She basically just held them in her hand and didn't squeeze at all. I mean shit should I just tell her to fucking punch them? I just want pressure on my nutsack when I'm cumming. I squeeze the shit out of my nuts or slam them against a table or whatever when I'm masturbating. I know it won't hurt me.
>>24103365
Well why don't you ask her what the problem is? Even if she knows you're alright with it, I can imagine subconsciously she might be holding herself back.
>>24103417
>Well why don't you ask her what the problem is? Even if she knows you're alright with it, I can imagine subconsciously she might be holding herself back.
I've already screamed at her about it because it's infuriating.
Why are girls so fucking stupid?
>>24100849
Yeah, pretty much you are. Nobody wants to deal with someone who's overly sensitive, those kinds of jokes are just too commonplace. Might as well become a tumblrina.
>>24103433
What an overreaction, maybe she just finds your balls gross and it's a turn off to her. You've still yet to explain what her response was, are you telling me that you yelled at her and still couldn't get an answer out of it?
someone be my gforiginal
>>24103365
hey. faggot. this is the girl thread. if you want to complain about girls, you'll be more than welcome in any other thread. they're probably already doing it.
>>24103482
>What an overreaction, maybe she just finds your balls gross and it's a turn off to her. You've still yet to explain what her response was, are you telling me that you yelled at her and still couldn't get an answer out of it?
Every time I told her to squeeze harder she would say "okay" and then wouldn't do it. After I told her this like 10 fucking times I told her to just forget about it because she obviously doesn't want to do it. She said something like "Noooo I want to make you feel good I'm doing exactly what you're telling me to!!!" and I got pissed. I don't know if she has no grip strength or my balls and insensitive but apparently she's fucking incapable of squeezing them harder than just holding them in her hand.
>>24103522
>>24103482
>>24103433
>>24103417
>>24103365
>>24103299
>>24103218
>>24103174
>>24103117
Get out you stupid fucks. Take your relationship problems to a shitty board like /soc/ or /adv/
>Yet another cumdumpster thread being posted without derails
Holy shit. This board has gotten so bad since January it's comical.
LEAVE CUMDUMPSTERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. HALF OF THE SHIT IN THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR SOME SEXUAL EXPERIENCE.
GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY
>>24103522
and then you go on your computer, beeline to an area where women are congregating, and obnoxiously whine about how your girl's trying but it's not good enough, which makes all girls stupid. i think the problem might just be that you're an asshole. even you think you should get punched in the balls.
I have the feeling most of you fembots are not as nearly as ugly as you seem to think you are. Im betting body dysmorphia. More often than not people find themselves a few degrees uglier than other people actually do. It's easy to home in on one's own imperfections, less so towards others.
>>24103584
How fucking stupid do you have to be to not be capable of following a simple fucking command? Is it that mentally taxing for a woman to squeeze her hand? I mean for fuck's sake I'm giving her PERMISSION to potentially harm my testicles and she won't fucking do it.
>>24103515
Only belly girls be my gf
>>24103589
I probably exaggerate, but I'm just talking about my own standards rather than anyone elses. I strongly feel that there's little benefit in being anything less than a noticeably attractive 8/10. Being average isn't really good enough. I've spent enough time on the internet to know that even robots are obsessed with super attractive girls and I can't let it go, I know that I just can't trust a guy to really like me until I can be sure I'm objectively very good looking.
>>24103584
>even you think you should get punched in the balls
Did you think this was clever?
Absolute cringe.
>tfw scared of bf because he has anger issues and "episodes" where hes just yelling and breaking things, but i need someone to cuddle at night
i want some of you cunts to volunteer ways that YOU are trying to change to be better
and "exercising for chad" doesn't fucking count
i'm talking about ways that you're trying to attract the men that you actually respect
>>24103677
that might bother me if i wasn't so sure that you think i'm part of a demographic that makes you sad.
>>24103613
then talk to her about and/or date someone less stupid. jeez, senpai.
>>24103655
Not true, I consider myself about a 6 or 7 and I would date a 5 6 or 7, especially if she had a good personality. I actually would honestly prefer a girl who was under an 8 and was fun to be around/geeky/real and down to earth, over some 10/10 fake hollywood bitch. Low maintenance is really attractive to me in a girl.
>>24103770
congratulations, you're everybody.
>>24103703
Girls find Mates much easier than guys. My only gf and I broke up after about 7 years and I've been alone for 2 years now.. not complaining I'm used to it now. But just sayin.
>>24103715
I'm improving myself by not caring about attracting men anymore. I want to be happy being alone, independent and not needing attention/compliments/etc from men for self esteem. I get very little positive reinforcement from men because I barely interact with them (there's no pictures of me online, I don't have any profiles anywhere, no social life, etc), and I've replaced it with the ability to keep myself content and entertained regardless. I'm prepared for 'hitting the wall' because I probably get less attention than most 30 year olds anyway.
>>24103794
Not according to who I replied to. Apparently most robots are obsessed with only really hot girls. Fuck off.
>>24103826
be my gf i'll make sure to never compliment you
>>24103826
That's so adorable, let's get married. Please. :(
>>24103826
Why go from one extreme to the other? Instead of constantly seeking attention, or not caring at all anymore... why not find a balance between the two?
>>24103829
you fuck off, faggot. this is a girl thread, and you're in here whining about how you can't get a girlfriend? when you could be in any other thread? you need to shit this one up with your bitter nonsense? what an inconsiderate asshole you are.
>>24103703
why don't you have a daki
>>24103857
>>24103853
Are you trying to be ironic or something?
>>24103858
It's easy and convenient to be alone, I can't give a bf the time or attention he'd need and I'm not interested in dealing with relationship issues. Plus my lack of social life doesn't exactly present me with a stream of options and I have 2D boys anyway.
>>24103904
>It's easy and convenient to be alone, I can't give a bf the time or attention he'd need and I'm not interested in dealing with relationship issues. Plus my lack of social life doesn't exactly present me with a stream of options and I have 2D boys anyway.
I don't need attention I just need a warm body to spoon in bed and a vagina to fuck you can do whatever you want past that be my gf
>>24103904
No? Please? I promise to love you forever.
why are fembots impossible to talk to.
It's like you girls are little mice that scurry away when I ask about your life.
>>24103867
Triggered and angry.. about wut? Lol.. fucking retard. I am assuming you are a guy (hypocrit)and if not, I didn't say anything that warranted the attitude. I was just relating to a femanons comment. Why don't you find something more productive to do with your time than suck at trolling?
>>24103977
confirmation bias, for one thing
>>24103932
i guess i was wrong about you being an inconsiderate asshole. i won't be killing myself, but thanks for the suggestion. eh, now you're deleting your post for some reason. haha now you just typed a more retarded version of it >>24103987 get your shit together man. this is one thread that's about the feelings of women. you coming in here whining about your own relationship issues, and waaah me me me my feelings is inconsiderate. that's all.
>>24103715
This.
What would you say to young girls who are all "I want a boyfriend but don't know how?"
>>24104042
I would say forget about what boys want, because they don't care if you're smart, ambitious, a good leader etc, they just want someone nice and hot who will fuck them at the exclusion of everyone else.
>>24104070
Bullshit. Only a stupid whore would think that
>>24100849
you are. blame all the oversensitive whiners and the people overreacting to them who ruined it for you
fembot here
I'm gonna drink myself to sleep tonight.
> cry
I tried going to /soc/ to my dismay
>>24100461
Ignore all these other replies. Im assuming youre starving yourself or eating at a huge deficiet: you only seem to be losing weight everywhere else because youre not doing some sort of weight training. That or your diet is still shit. I cant think of exactly how to explain it because im a fucking dumbass, but i can answer whatever question you or anyone else may have.
Ask away
>>24104199
What was the problem with /soc/?
>>24104136
Meanwhile in every other thread
>all I want is a girl who's nice and not fat or a slut, why do girls have such high standards and want men with cars/jobs/money/social status???
It's not really a bad thing or indicative of bad taste but what men want in a woman is generally not the same as being a successful human being.
>>24100362
I honestly bet you're not ugly, you're just gross and don't try/shower
>>24104222
Chad didn't want me and robots are too icky T_T
>>24104202
wow, those are impressive credentials. i will absolutely trust you to answer serious questions about my health.
>>24104229
Because women shouldn't be a successful male. They should be a successful women, which is a good housewife.
>>24104229
I just want a nice fat chick. :(
>>24104238
I'm not icky ;_;
>>24104250
Exactly, so that's why I would tell a young girl to ignore what guys want and aim higher.
>>24104222
they called me names for not being stacie
>>24104272
i know what you're thinking. don't do it. you do not want to do it. do not post your pictures in this thread. ignore the people who are going to request it thanks to your fishing.
>>24104239
Do you want to see a pic of my body u nerd? I know what im talking about.
If you dont believe the answers to the questions im giving you then you can always just google it to confirm
>>24104270
Disgusting. Dykes like you should be gassed
>>24104272
Ignore >>24104294
and post a pic instead.
>>24104199
>go on /r9k/
>constantly told that girls aren't robots and don't fit in
>alright, I'll try /soc/ instead
>full of attractive, socially adept Staceys showing off for Chad, telling stories about how slutty they are and getting positive reactions, and everyone is actively planning to meet each other
Fucking hell, I may not be a robot but /soc/ just feels alien and uncomfortable. I'd rather be surrounded by bitter robots who hate my guts than that.
>>24103957
you don't get it do you? stop being desperate. These girls only want guys either successful or pretending to be successful. If you act like you need them they want nothing to do with you.
on the other hand women are allowed to be little whiney bitches that can't do anything
>>24100240
Well as a girl, thats literally all you are; your beauty. So yeah I guess you have a right to be envious.
girls can't be robots, sorry.
>>24104299
huh? i don't give a shit. i just thought it was funny that you were like
>I cant think of exactly how to explain it because im a fucking dumbass, but i can answer whatever question you or anyone else may have.
>Ask away
it's a funny way to offer up your services. like "hey i have dead arms, they just sit at my sides and i can't move them, but if you or anyone else wants a handjob, i'm your guy!"
>>24104353
Ok sorry I'll just go away :(
>>24104338
Post a pic whore
>>24104028
I made a spelling mistake. And I wasn't whining you mongoloid. Go read the post I replied to initially. Girl was saying she felt she couldn't trust a guy unless she felt she was an 8/10 because guys focus too much on looks. I was telling her that is not necessarily true, using myself as an example.
women are literally the best thing in existence, prove me wrong.
>>24104379
As the girl you were responding to in the original post, that anon probably didn't even read what I was saying because his comment isn't particularly relevant. I don't want a bf regardless of their 'success'.
>>24104405
Dogs exist
>>24104414
pfft dogs dont even have qt feet
>>24104439
Why are you lying though?
>>24104392
yeah i know, you made a spelling mistake in your edited version too. how insecure are you that you went PANIC! DELETE! when you noticed a typo? i do see your point though, you're right, you were just answering a question. you were quick to make it about you though. you know you're not special, right?
>what it feels like when a guy with 10+ years on you flirts and begins confessing his feelings toward you.
>>24104405
is that why men murder women who try to leave them.
L,
Ik you're in this thread.
And you told me not to post about you.
But you didn't come back, so fuck the rules.Come back please
-M
>>24104272
Send a picture to my throwaway and I'll give an honest rating with no insults
[email protected]
>>24104378
nononono
I couldnt think of the exact words to fully describe why she felt as if she were losing fat anywhere else but her belly because there are just so many reasons as to why and because i was too lazy to even start to explain it thoroughly with the small chance of someone replying to it
>>24104522
>>24104499
/soc/ dubs
>>24104486
/r9k/ singles
hey cool! just like their companionship statuses!
I wish you fem"bots" would fucking leave this board.
Go to /soc/ or /lgbt/ already. Trust me you do not want a robot bf. I haven't showered in 4 days, the house is a mess, I have $1500 to my name. I haven't worked for 5 years. I'm addicted to opiates. Seriously, get out of here for your own sake. I'm a typical robot too.
I hate you women. Please just die. You're the reason I gave up hope for a good life with a nice family and blah blah blah.
>>24104572
Most of them don't even sound like they belong here in the first place.
>>24104481
What it feels like when any woman flirts with you
>>24104572
if you wipe, like, mmmmmm40% of the doo doo away when you defecate, i'll buy into a life with you. has to be a consisent 40% though, not just when we have company.
>>24104499
L,
Ik you're in this thread.
Please, come back to me, I'm a needy little bith.
Signed,
-cukM
>>24104662
strange I don't need a shower yet.
Just smelled under my shirt, don't want to vomit yet.
>>24103195
>was crying moments ago
>read this
>laughed for 10 mins
>suffocated a littled
thanks anon I needed this feel.
>>24104732
see? things are looking up already.
I have a very serious question for you all.
Are fembots really female or just traps?
>>24104465
No my phone just fucked up so you couldn't even tell what I meant to type. Also; get over it.
>>24104572
>4 days
is that supposed to be a big deal or something?
>>24104465
Lol this is 4chan. Since when is being considerate mandatory. Gtfo.
>>24102932
she is probably just scared you might be right though.
People will avoid reality.
Am I the only one that gets pissed at other girls making threads like the Lena one who is up right now?
Seriously what a thirsty fucking attention whore, this is a step beyond even this thread.
>>24105163
Post voice or you're just jealous
>>24104861
some are females and some are traps. if you want proof of their sex, just ask for timestamped tampons of course.
why am I so inept at talking to women but so good at math and algorithms.
You'd think I could figure this shit out by now.
>>24104931
>tfw extremely oily skin
>skip shower or face washing for 12 hours
>oily keeps building
>eventually flows into my eyes
>eyes intensely burn due to dirty face oil
>cannot skip shower for more than 30 hours or so because of eye pain
>sometimes need to shower twice a day
who /oil eyes/ here
Well I have a genuine question for some fembots
I'm a guy, when I go up and hit on one girl in a group of friends, are the other girls jealous or happy for her? (assuming the aren't repulsed)
Just wondering because guys kind of cheer on each other in that situation
>>24105284
and obviously I am referring to the other single woman in the group
>>24105274
>tfw no oil eyes gf
>>24105163
I don't get jealous of attention whores because that shit is miserable.
>any stalking
>getting doxxed by anons
No thanks.
>tfw just got back on birth control
>tfw can't have sex because get dry quickly
>tfw get uterine cramps on bc
>tfw mood swings uncontrollably
At this rate Idk if it's a pregnancy or bc doing this
>>24105325
>has sex
Get out whore
>>24105284
I can't answer this question because I have no friends and never stood in a group of women but I'll guess for you.
If they are a jealous piece of shit, sad.
If they actually like the people they are standing near, happy.
>>24105378
Well that kind of answers it, makes sense though
It was just on my mind, Been at clubs all weekend
>>24105371
With boyfriend, dumbass.
>>24105284
I can't say that's ever really happened so blatantly in my experience, most people are a bit more subtle with singling out the girl they like most. That tact is appreciated because it'd probably be a bit of a downer for my self esteem to be looked over. It wouldn't amount to jealousy though, since I wouldn't know the guy enough to be particularly interested.
Guys probably cheer each other on because it's a fairly rare and good thing, but pretty girls get so much attention that you wouldn't be all that enthusiastic for them over one random guy showing interest. I'd be happy for her if she was happy about it, I suppose.
>>24105284
Girls police who other girls get with, up to a point where you have no idea.
Reaction depends on:
a) your status within the social group: the higher you are, the more of a compliment it is that you buy a drink or try to chat a bit. If total stranger, see part 2.
b) the girls' status within the social group. The higher she is, the harder it is going to be. Depends a lot on how attractive and popular she is. High status girls are fucking bitches.
If you are of higher status, this evokes jealousy and girls will maybe bitch, maybe go "omg omg he talked to you", depends on how nasty the group is. Girl friendships are not always based on genuinely liking each other and can be snakepits.
If you are of lower social status, the only rightful reaction to save her social face is to go "omg ewww creep".
PART 2
You are total strangers:
Then it depends on how attractive you are, and how attractive she is.
>>24105419
>not husband
Still a whore
>>24105284
Femanon here
They do not feel happy. They feel slightly jealous. especially if no one else comes and asks them to dance.
They feel happiness later if it develops into anything
>>24105454
Be my gf. Only you, no others in this thread. They can watch in jealousy.___:^)
>>24105274
have you considered powering through it and teaching your skin to stop producing so much oil. you're probably drying yourself out with showering.
>>24105284
>implying a fembot would know what other girls do in groups
Yeah that makes sense femanons, thanks or answering.
I only meet girls who are strangers, it's also good because I lie about being anyone on any given night.
I'm not always that good to woman so I don't do the friends thing.
I'm not extremely attractive, but I am easily attractive enough for my confidence/personality to let me have a chance with most chicks
As a guy who is kind of a misogynist, I have a bunch of questions, and AMA. 21 years old for the record
>>24105284
yes, and they will actively try to sabotage her potential relationship.
They'll scoff at the guy next time they see him, to make him feel bad too.
Women are the most jealous creatures in existence.
>>24105569
how does it feel to be a slave to your impulse to put your dick in something you don't even like
>>24105569
Why would the opinions of a Chad who goes for the hottest girl in a group at clubs be relevant to femanons, who are not that girl?
>>24105447
Bunch of fucking animals. So you admit face value is all that matters?
>>24105629
Feels great desu.
That's why I do it. It's not about the sex for me though
It's all about the whole courtship process.
It sounds retarded, but I enjoy turning someone who is a stranger into someone willing to sleep with you.
But sex vs sex with a girl you actually like are completely different things
>>24105588
Lie. You're either not a female, an underage immature female, or a recluse that gets it off of tv.
>>24105678
Not that anon. but I am a femanon and yes face value matters-- you don't have to be objectively attractive just attractive to that individual. Aka-- I'm attracted to certain males that other friends may not be.
>>24105659
a couple of years ago I was a fat loser, so from the guys side I know what its like to be the ugly one.
And I don't tend to actually go out with those main bitches,
alt girls often make better girlfirends as long as you don't mind not being quite as happy to show her off
>>24105629
but I like sticking my cock in females. If I enjoy it who cares? Just like you like having a clit that never gets pleasured.
>>24105734
>Aka-- I'm attracted to certain males that other friends may not be.
Which are?
>>24105761
I have an attraction for people with large, sleepy eyes.
For example-- I find eggman very cute where a lot of people would not.
>>24105734
most girls only group with other attactive girls (if they are attractive)
girl "groups" or friends are really just displays of social status. they are competitions. If chad comes up to one and ignores them they will get pissed.
Where are the smelly yuropean qts?
>>24105794
That's not entirely true.
There are groups that do what you said
Then there are those females that are pretty and group with uglier girls to make themselves feel better.
Or ugly with ugly.
>>24105790
Jesus that describes my eyes perfect. I hate taking pictures because I look so out of it.
>>24105755
clubs and group dynamics in general are filth. can't imagine feeling driven to dive into that for almost any reason. but to each their own.
>>24105802
Calling dibs on a fat one, thanks in advance.
>>24105678
Humans are social animals. Social status is still one of the most important things we go after.
>>24105755
>implying Chad has to know what a clitoris is
>>24105829
Yeah I'm sure people ask you if you're high a lot right?
all relationships are mere economic transactions. Love is entirely physical, there is no souls or bullshit. If you don't have the value or ability to advertise value into the trash you go.
tldr: it does not matter take the black pill
>>24105970
I've been getting that since I was like ten. People always say I look like it.
>>24105887
Well there's alot of guys out there, myself included Who are just chill laid back individuals and don't give a fuck about other people's "status" kek. We focus on ourselves and make the most out of life, instead of worrying about who is higher on the totem pole than someone else. Women need to climb down outta their towers.
>>24106011
There are plenty of women that do this too, but clubbing and going out is an activity those women generally don't partake in.
For both men and women having an attractive or desireable partner is part of the whole "social status". Going outside looking for one is part of that game.
how does if feel knowing you femanons will be worthless by 26 if you're not already?
>>24106011
This might be why most women don't contribute anything to the human experience. They just kind of exist and follow. Worrying about trends and competing with eachother for attention. Lot of wasted time and energy IMO
>>24106010
Yeah, it has a downside but I find it incredibly adorable
One day you'll find a femsnon who loves it
>>24106055You :3c
>>24106053
Not true. We can always be considered cougars or settle down with a nice guy ;)
>>24106053
stop it, I'm trying to annoy Doj by taking his name!
>>24106053
I've been mostly ignored by men my whole life, it won't be any different.
>>24106053
happy as I watch the Stacies cry over their wrinkles and cellulite
>>24106050
True. Which is why I stopped going to clubs. I've chatted up girls like that and I just end up bored and annoyed. I guess that's what I get for looking for more than just a hookup at a bar lol.
>>24106094
>tfw I'm unironically attracted to a little bit of cellulite
Seems they beat you again
>>24106053
I have no problems whatsoever. I am offered both dick and long-term things, and am over 30.
I just can't into human social interaction and "normal" stable chad life repells me.
>>24106054
status is a huge motivating factor for males, smart guy. women just have it "easier" because they can acquire the status of a man by being his trophy.
>>24106121
> implying chad is stable
are you this stupid?
chad is pump and dump, robots are betabux
and no you are not, liar. You're ugly and alone, don't kid yourself.
There's a guy who loves me more than life itself. I do not reciprocate this feeling but from a purely practical point of view, dating him would be the smart thing to do. He's a Chad who's got life all figured out, I'm ugly and insane. I told him that I do not love him like he loves me but he won't give up. What do I do? Should I just go with him? What if I end up falling in emotional love with someone else?
>>24106103
> implying this is not just another mating tactic and status grab because you had 0 status in club setting
>>24106127
Status is the bar on which males compete with each other.
think about it, whether or not a man is deemed "a real man" depends on the approval of others. Masculinity is conditional. It depends on status, comprised of things as jobs/professional achievements, gf, beauty, personality and money. Men go through a shitload of hoops just to be considered "a real man" by other men.
Women's "bar" on which they are judged is beauty, hence why they pay so much attention to trends and makeup. "Being a woman" is never conditional, as long as they have tits and a thing that bleeds every month. There is social control for feminine behaviour, it is less harsh than social control on males to display male behaviour.
>>24106189
Your right. I am not a nigger, and I hate EDM. I go to dive bars instead. More white people there, and still girls. I talk to them, but they are all really dumb stacies. Boring to talk to. Like OMG.
>>24106187
go with him, marry, divorce. Take half his figured out stuff.
If you find someone else emotionally, fuck him, have his kid, cuk chad.
I'm here all night femanons, if you need advice.
>>24106168
>chad is pump and dump
Until his late 30ies as well, when his alcohol consumption and party lifestyle get him a gut and he is desperately looking to settle down, because he realizes he is getting older, he might die one day, and he wants to pass on his seed in some ugly kid.
>>24106221
If I was going to do something like that I'd bone a Saudi prince, not this guy. He's no billionaire.
>>24106201
How does masculinity have anything to do with what kind of job you have?
>rich nerd computer programmers
>tough guy o g hustlers with priors
Gtfo of here with your failed logic senpai.
>>24106260
My dream is to marry a rich, nerdy computer programmer. Bill gates was a hunk when he was young. I am sad my mother, who is his age, didn't hit that.
>>24106260
Jobs get you money, money gets you status symbols and eventually that gets you bitches.
Or, you don't need money, but you need the kind of jobs that gets Stacies wet
"I'm an entrepreneur"
"I work for an international advertising firm"
"I am a lawyer"
>>24106260
Women love "nerds" so long as they are successful. Financially successful men get laid, therefore they are "real men".
>>24100060
>tfw when lonely, suicidal, and hasn't kissed any human being in over a year
>also procrastinating the shit out of everything
>>24106289
Not always. I know a guy who's worth about a million who hasn't gotten laid in almost a decade.
>>24106289
Then what's with this increase in kekolds i have been witnessing?
>>24106289
Don't most successful nerds end up dating other nerds, though?
>>24106306
Stable tends to be boring, so depending on what a woman is busy with, she'll value stability or not.
When having and raising children it's a must. When they are just "together" with no other commitment, the lust for chad cock will be strong.
How do you do your makeup? I tend to put on way too much eyeliner.
>>24106376
Sounds like the best deal is to have an open relationship so you can date both a chad and a stable guy at the same time.
>>24106377
>wearing makeup
lel
>>24106377
>makeup
>ever
>>24106404
>open relationships
Tumblr please go.
Having been around enough people who claim to try "open relationships" that never, ever works.
>>24106274
Hope this is not a femanon talking. Tired of all this kekolding. Honestly I'd rather just be single. If I wanted mindless sex I'd hire some 10/10 escorts. Why settle for regular girls if there's no emotional attachement? Pointless.
>>24106434
What does that post have to do with mindless sex?
>>24106377
Actually I don't think pic related needs makeup. She's very pretty. I like the natural look. Makeup is for ugly woman and traps.
>>24106377
lightly
brown eyeliner, brown mascara, concealer and blush, sometimes bronzer. just little enough to look convincing desu
>>24100060
go away
this is just normal women stuff
>>24106453
>Implying an open relationship isn't just about sleeping around.
Lol you silly c u c k
>>24105971
but it does matter because putting penis in hot chick feels good, otherwise people wouldn't be playing all these games.
>>24106488
I think you quoted the wrong person, because that post wasn't about open relationships. It was about how Bill Gates was a hottie when he was young.
>>24106434
There's emotional attachment just fine if you're a successful guy.
>>24106501
Yes I did.. just realized lol I guess that means it's my bedtime. Sorry about that. I meant to reply to the post about having an open relationship.
>>24106431
Why doesn't it work?
>>24106053
Disgusting, but I've never been a 10/10 bodacious babe so I guess I won't lose much. I lost the genetic lottery a long time ago.
>>24106522
He's full of it. Polyamory works fine.
>>24106522
It just doesnt. It's basically psychology. People are jealous creatures. If we were truly meant to be polygamous we would not develope emotional attachments to mates. We would just attract, fuck, and move on like most animals.
Why the fuck are there so many more of these threads these days? Where the fuck did you whores come from and why do you think you're welcome here? Do just filter out all the "I hate women" threads?
Fuck all of you. But especially you, you dumb bitch. You know who you are.
>>24106547
Why can't we develop emotional attachments toward multiple mates?
>>24106522
Someone always gets jealous. Someone always gets resentful.
Resentment kills every relationship it settles in. People don't know how to truly forgive and forget. So they stop being able to be empathic and rather feel slighted. They start focusing on what they get, rather than what they offer, or see what they offer in a much too favourable light.
It becomes a game of keeping tally. Frustration. Communication breaks down. Goodwill as well.
Fights happen, eventually, and things go down the drain.
Rinse and repeat.
All of this happens in normal relationships already. Open relationships are just making SURE you will bring those kind of things into the relationship. Only very seldom can people deal with them.
>>24106536
Someone please post the liberal professor who ruined his marriage with it for this retard
> yfw have two available guys I know want me
> can't decide which one.
what should I do? They are both qt3.14s
I just don't know enough about them, I'm looking for love and a long term relationship.
>>24106535
I'm sure you are not as bad as you think femanon. You are probably alot harder on yourself than anyone else is. From my POV, girls who I see that I'm not even slightly attracted to are the minority of girls I see in day to day life.
>>24103715
i demand more replies to this
you fucking whores are anonymous
say something solid about your stupid ridiculous journey
>>24106187
How are you insane?
>>24106570
go on dates with both of them. you dont have to be exclusive immediately
>>24106570
Date me instead of course
>>24106592
kill yourself already cukfag
>>24106586
I'm a bipolar shut-in with suicidal thoughts.
>>24106570
>don't know enough about them
>looking for love and long term
Don't think too hard about this one. But you answered your own question already.
>>24106570
You could always try unearthing their worst characteristics (such as stances on race, politics and fetishes) and decide from there, though that may be considered wrong to do.
>>24106584
I've gotten to know plenty of fembots, they all simply have a plethora of interests and hobbies that make for a unique personality. Malebots more often than not are restricted to watching anime and playing videogames.
>>24106602
>bipolar
Marry me
>>24106602
No wonder he loves you, then. Why do you type like an autist?
>>24106622
I'd end up hurting you. I ain't a good person, anon.
>>24106592
this will not work, they are both in my biochem class. If I date one the other will feel rejected.
>>24106622
90% of marriages in which one person is bipolar end in divorce. Upwards of 95% of marriages in which both are bipolar end in divorce.
>>24106602
Welcome to the club. Stop pretending you are special. If you Want to be a gold digger go ahead. Otherwise go with someone you click with.
>>24106584
I studied at a uni that was full of SJW. Everyone paid lip service to them, I believed in all those things for a while.
Then I reconsidered because it just didn't make sense to keep on screeching that your way to see the world was the only true one.
Right nowI'm trying to see where feminism gets it wrong specifically. I think it points to things that are wrong, and identifies those things fair enough, but then has the wrong conclusions and only looks at the female side of the coin.
I've been reading up on a lot of MRA things and trying to understand the POV from which it comes. Been talking to a bunch of robots. Trying to reach out from empathy.
>>24106634
Good to know.Marry me still
>>24106640
Guess I'll be in the 10 percent :^)
>>24106634
Oh please anon.
I've heard that one before.
>>24106652
>Right nowI'm trying to see where feminism gets it wrong specifically
Everything. It has absolutely nothing right.
>>24106648
Never said I was special, I just answered someone's question. Gosh.
Why can't someone be both a gold digger and go with someone they click with, anyways? It just requires being more picky, that's all.
>>24106636
Well I guess you don't get either then. Look else where. Sorry you are sol. There's plenty of desperate anons here tho.
>>24100849
You should read the book Choosing Hope by Kaitlin Roig. I'm not saying it will cure you or anything but it's a relevant read.
She was a teacher at Sandy Hook when the massacre happened. She stuffed her 15 students and herself into a tiny bathroom and locked the door when she heard the first gunshots go off. The only thing that saved their lives was a piece of black construction paper in window of the door that she neglected to take down following safety drill a few weeks earlier. Her classroom was the first in the building and the shooter would have entered it had the window not been black. Realistically, she should be dead. She thought she was dead for over a year after it happened and couldn't really be convinced otherwise. The book is about her experience and how she coped. The murders happened in the two classrooms next to hers. Her and her students had first row seats to what happened. They heard everything: gunshots, the shooter cursing his victims, moaning, pleas for life, screams. She also writes about helping her students deal with PTSD after resuming school the following month. Sudden noises such as lightning and construction work would send them into panic attacks. Sad stuff, but she's incredibly wise for her age and her attitude is truly inspiring.
>>24106667
See, there I don't agree with you. I'm speaking about feminism, not foaming at the mouth-SJW. Female genital mutilation is a thing, lack of access to health education, lack of access to abortion, retarded religious ideas about women as a whole. The problem is that all of those things have an impact on men as well (genital mutilation as circumcision, lack of acces to health education and retarded sex ed, being forced into fatherhood then being made to pay, etc). To be fair, the situation for men seems worse in the US than Yurop.
>>24106666
nice quads
>>24106709
>incredibly wise
>She thought she was dead for over a year after it happened and couldn't really be convinced otherwise
Yeah, sure.
>>24106716
>lack of access to abortion
Good
>retarded religious ideas about women as a whole
*tips*
>>24106723
Wisdom can happen following a tough event.
>>24106723
That's what trauma does to you, yo. It isn't uncommon for people who have witnessed death to feel such things.
>>24106709
Yeah, the attitude of "let's turn this tragedy into millions for my bank account", so inspiring.
>>24106731
I pity you poor fools that aren't born in properly secular countries though.
Even uttering a morsel of criticism on religion gets you called a fedora tipper.
>>24106748
>fedora tipper detected.
>>24106748
There's literally nothing wrong with what it says about women fedorafag :^)
>>24106742
Yeah, it is. It's the best thing to do in such a case, wouldn't you agree? At least she made some cash from the stuff she went through.
>>24106741
>>24106739
>>24106732
Well if she's holding onto something so obviously retarded then she's not wise. End of story. She's fucking retarded.
>>24106634
>I'd end up hurting you.
But that's what I like about it. You don't know how attractive it is.
>>24106652
feminism gets it wrong where women say they want one thing, but then act in the traditional women are meek must follow chad.
These threads need to be fucking banned.
How long do you figure it'll take before wiz gets invaded too?
>>24106636
pick the one youre more attracted to then
no offense but i dont feel like either relationship will last very long so you might as well have fun
>>24106776
I'm not bipolar in the "I get angry a lot" way. Some bipolar folks get sad instead of angry.
>>24106815
Still marry me tb.h
>>24106796
A couple years max. It's because these people can never be fucking content with ruining just one thing. For reasons unknown to me they feel the need to spread their shit to the farthest corners of the internet and then act as though the original members aren't justified in hating them. We just keep moving to new places when it happens in a wheel of infinite agony.
>>24106871
Funniest thing is they don't even understand why we hate them. They will just keep on with their just-world fallacy. Fucking up everything they touch.
>>24106866
>Want to be stalked and harassed?
Yes please
>My pits stink and I haven't brushed my hair in three days
Yes please
>>24106796
let them discuss their inane bullshit
their simplemindedness and inability to logic is on display for our amusement
>>24106866
>My pits stink
Do want, post pits.
>>24106866
Literally perfect, actually.
>>24106899
Let them discuss it somewhere else like /soc/ or /b/ where they'd fit in better. Why do they need to come to the board full of angsty virgins aspiring to be mass shooters who want to be in similar company? Absolutely fucking nobody wants them here.
>>24106945
Because if I were a guy, I know I'd be just like you guys. I've thought about shooting up schools before. Every day I thank god for this hole in my crotch that allows me to be more valued by society than an average male NEET.
>>24106723
S-she was traumatized.
She's also qt.
>>24106709
>sandy hook
>actually happening
Tell me more Chaim
>>24106945
/soc/ is for beautiful people, the girls who post here are disgusting wastes of space who want to talk about being disgusting wastes of space.
>>24106993
r/gonewild is for beautiful people. /soc/ is for fat cunts who need their daily confidence boost.
>>24101451
How can you even get this much shallow
>>24106961
But you're not a guy. You never will be. You'll never understand the pain the people on this board have gone through. No matter what happens in your life you will always have thirsty beta orbiter knights to catch you when you fall.
The actual robots who've failed at life have died alone and forgotten. Nobody mourned them, at least not legitimately and not for long. They may have felt a tiny pang of guilt but that was it. The robots still with us are also alone and forgotten, the only difference is that they're still alive and suffering because they have nobody. Even the ones that do talk to people know in the back of their minds these people don't actually care. They'd be forgotten about by the end of the week.
You're not one of us.
>>24107027
>No matter what happens in your life you will always have thirsty beta orbiter knights to catch you when you fall.
This. I'll literally be any fembot's boyfriend, especially the ugly NEET ones ITT.
>>24107008
correction: /soc/ is for camwhore threads and dick pics, not discussion.
>>24107027
There's nowhere else for female losers to go.
Tbh, I don't even want to look at /soc/ because people post their pictures there and I feel significantly uglier than them. Makes me depressed.
>>24107073
>There's nowhere else for female losers to go.
Well you could marry me and we can go somewhere together?
>>24107097
Female losers are in strangely high demand, so my standards are ridiculously high. sorry
>ywn be my girlfriend
>hah hah
>haha
>ehhh
>>24107073
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/r/eddit
Those are just three. Feel free to go on a fucking Scooby Doo mystery hunt and find more yourself. You do not belong here. Nothing you ever say or do will change that.
>>24107113
All the places you've listed are shit. Feel free to check them out for yourself. Tumblr seems alright, but most women there seem to be feminazis so hanging out there is out of the question.
>>24107109
List your standards first
>>24107139
I don't care. You disliking them doesn't earn you a place here. As I said you're more than welcome to search for a community where you actually fit in. Preferably one full of betas that will stroke your ego to the point you don't feel the need to come back here any time soon.
>>24107109
Why are you assuming he doesn't live up to your standards? I probably do.
>>24107073
literally /cgl/
>>24107200
>>24107171
fun, rich, creative, nerdy looking, can deal with my moods and keep me emotionally stable
but I am really not looking for a boyfriend right now, so
>>24107109
>sorry
when women say this to be cunty, i immediately come back with "you're not capable of being sorry" and go back to whatever i was doing
i basically stereotype women to their face when i sense that they're being entitled when they're literally supposed to be serving me or otherwise doing their goddamned job.
>>24107073
Why don't one of you inept retards build and host your own *chan?
Hardmode: no boys help you.
>>24107225
The only one I don't fit is rich and I'm pretty sure you don't fit rich people's standards.
>>24107225
why are you on this board. Why don't you go to /b/ to bitch about how hard your life is because a 10/10 prince won't rescue you from your shitty existence. This is why robots are bitter. The funny thing is that you would still get bored of your dream boyfriend within a year and start cheating on him. Fuck you roastie. Get off this board and go to tumblr. Thats usually where you can bitch about this shit.
if you don't like this thread all you've gotta do it hide it like how is that so hard to understand
>>24107244
You'd be surprised. If you aren't rich and lack the potential to become rich, you have no chance.
>>24102641
>ywn have a female friend this cool
>tfwnogf
just kill me already
>>24107292
Nope. Then normies and "fembots" would think they're not unwelcome. You must remind them just how much they don't belong here. It doesn't push them away, but it prevents them from growing comfortable.
>>24107297
>lack the potential to become rich
I could become rich when my grandfather dies
>>24102641
It's pretty cool that you are such good friends that getting sexual in the same room doesn't feel awkward. I'm jealous.
>>24107327
Would you know how to handle the money, though? I mean, what would you do with it?
>>24107355
Live more like I'm middle class anyway (except I'd also be inheriting a lot of property) and get people who do know what to do with money to help me. If I'm rich I can afford a bit of help.
>>24107225
Entitled much? Think you should learn to keep yourself stable. And loser girls are only in high demand for kiss less virgins.
Hey grills what should i reply to this grill
Sorry if i mess up the translation
Me"how are are you?"
Her"bad people are always fine hahahaha"
Me"why bad? :D"
Her"because i am bad hahah"
What the hell
>>24107109
>female loser
>standards
Lol you fucking sit in your tower. Noone will come for you. My sides.
>>24107398
Just stop talking to her. Don't waste your time with this vapid cunt.
>>24107421
it's as if boys think girls are incapable of trolling
>>24106961
Unfortunately that hole will only be valuable until you turn 30. Then I can guarantee unless you at least can bring a decently adjusted personality to the table. Noone will give a fuck about you. This is how crazy cat ladies are created.
>>24107421
I will come for her. I'll do anything for a loser girlfriend.
>>24107421
>>24107397
I've had Chads find me charming before.
>>24107525
Balding, lonely 30 year old men exist. At that age if I'm still single I'll probably have to lower my standards a bit since older men tend to be less attractive, but I doubt I'd be stuck alone.
>>24107562
And you still think you belong here. Intriguing.
>>24107533
I don't want a boyfriend though. I am a shit.
>>24107594
I have no problem finding potential mates, it's everything else I suck at.
>>24107562
Well if you are trolling then I take it back. But that entitled attitude won't be limited to just the initial meeting of a guy. Soon there will be relationship issues revolving around that attitude. Hopefully you are not like that.
Average fembot feels
>tfw chad wont notice me ;A;
>tfw le period xDddp
>tfw no chadlet son to molest
>tfw a pretty girl walks by you
>tfw havent showered in like a whole 2 days >:o
>tfw no rich chad to buy me nice things
ad infinitum
>>24107631
why are you even in this thread
>>24107609
Nobody cares you whore.
>>24107610
What sort of issues? Give examples.
>>24107588
So you openly admit you won't even care about your partner once you've had your fun with Chad. As long as you have someone to leech off of and give you babbies you're content.
Reminder that this is your average fembot.
>>24107680
Wait, what? Where did I say anything about not caring about my partner? I just said I find old balding men less physically attractive than young men with full heads of hair, that's all.
>Replies: 382
>Posters: 72
Something's not right here.
>>24107703
>Everyone gets one reply. That's the rules guiz!
>>24107700
>wah wah wah nag nag blah blah inane shit nobody cares about blah blah blah nag
Why are you still here you roastie whore?
>>24107525
this.
i remember turning about 24-25. the amount of "fun" things marketed towards me dropped off sharply. no more college, or college lifestyle. i've been out for as many years as i was there. no more MTV shows about people "my age." they only want 18 to 21-22.
i'm supposed to talk about equity, local property values, our relationship with the UN. it's fucking scary.
but what makes it better is knowing that some attractive 25 year old will think i'm the shit when i'm 31. no 25 year old dude with 25 year old options is going to date a 31 year old woman.
winter's coming, bitches
>>24107717
samefagging roastie whore detected
>>24107719
i can't sleep and i got nothing better to do
>>24101141
Hey Germaine ;)
>>24107736
Please direct your shitposting to any number of boards on reddit. You're not providing anything of value.
>>24107761
i don't wanna. reddit is for gross plebs
>>24107726
You're not exempt from aging. You can fuck dumb 25 year olds when you're 31, but only the dumb ones - the smart ones can spot a misogynist and don't want one. Most of them will grow out of their stupidity within 5 years, and you can only update for a younger model for so many times. Older men are unattractive, too.
>>24107726
>>but what makes it better is knowing that some attractive 25 year old will think i'm the shit when i'm 31
Hahahahahahahahaha.
>>24107525
>Unfortunately that hole will only be valuable until you turn 30.
>Noone will give a fuck about you.
>This is how crazy cat ladies are created.
roasties getting toasted
>>24107726
Do you always feel the need to put profanity in every sentence?
>>24107778
It's bullshit, though. You haven't noticed how many lonely old guys there are out there? They aren't rare.
reminder that women age like milk, and men age like wine
>>24107774
This board is for neckbeard virgin losers who want to shoot up their schools/unis or whatever. As stated an infinite number of times already, you don't belong here.
>>24107807
No need to blow them up like that f4m
>>24107801
You're both right. There are loads of lonely old women AND lonely old men. That's because there's tons of people who just aren't dateable. It's better for them to be alone, since if they were together, they'd just make each other even more miserable.
>>24107807
She'd be just as attractive and well aged as him if she hadn't cut her hair short.
Ummm, I keked my fiancee with my best friend. Is it still considered cheating if you do it with another woman??
>>24107824
If by miserable you mean the woman complaining about not being able to fuck Chad anymore and the man constantly being nagged for everything and having his money funneled into a useless whore that won't even have sex with him sure.
>>24107842
Of course not, you have nothing to worry about , you should even tell him you did it and ask for a threesome
>>24107801
It's actually not bullshit, though.
>>24107842
Pls be a meme or b8
>>24107822
Kek'd
Samefag roasting represents every girl who posted on this board.
roasties bee tee eff oh
>>24107842
Scumbag kek
You don't belong anywhere. You havnt learned anything. Leave and don't come back until you realize.
>>24107865
It is bullshit in the sense that very few of the old guys can actually date young women, so they're stuck with women their age.
It's also bullshit in the sense that since a shitload of old creeps are chasing after young tail, yes, the number of men who are interested in a woman drops off sharply, but the vanishing part of the pool of suitors is exactly the part most women don't want. Most women want nothing to do with a man who only values them for their youth.
what age do they specifically start going downhill at? about 24 right?
There may be qt girls reading my post right now
>>24107807
Curdled milk in this case.
>>24107919
Makeup, lighting and angle are responsible for 95% of the difference in attractiveness in those two pictures. If you want to make a point about how women age badly, how about you use pictures that are equally good and flattering.
>>24107960there aren'tsorry senpai
>>24107776
Not necessarily so. Alot of women actually prefer older guys for long term relationships and stability. The reverse isn't usually true though
>>24107960
Who will devour your soul by guilt tripping you into paying for their every expense and devoting your life to them while they fuck 9 Chads behind your back.
It takes a long time to reach the point where you disregard women entirely and don't care about them whatsoever anymore, but once you do you'll feel much better.
>>24100060
Go get a codeine prescription from your doctor instead of waging blitzkrieg on your liver.
Or deal with the pain, you frail little fuck.
>>24107652
How dense are you? You are sounding less and less appealing by the minute. I don't think even if would date you at this point. And I've been single for 2 whole years kek
>>24107996
Yes, a lot of women prefer men who are 2-5 years older than them. Hardly any women prefer men who are 10+ years older than them.
>>24100849
Stop being such a little bitch and get over it.
It's literally that simple, but you want to keep making yourself out to be a victim.
>tfw haven't had sex in 2 weeks
>tfw missing my period
>tfw call of duty doesn't have female characters
>tfw men don't think fembots are real
>>24108119
>1st world roasting problems
Enjoy being a mom kek.
>>24108119
>>tfw call of duty doesn't have female characters
The fuck? It literally does. I saw a twitch streamer playing as a female character.
>>24108152
Way to spot an obvious shitpost by an obvious male.
>tfw you put the turkey in the oven but your house burns down instead
>>24101342
>tfw you recognize klaus
GM
M
Hey fembots, I have a question.
I've slept with a few girls from 4chan, and I find after dating more "normal" girls that I'm addicted to that particular type. There's just a real thrill in meeting a girl you've met at first online, on a place like /r9k/, and then getting to know each other even better and eventually fucking.
I find it very difficult to enjoy normal sex with normie girls too. Most fembots, at least the ones I've been with, have all sorts of crazy fantasies and are prepared to let you do anything in bed with them. So going back to a girl who thinks letting you cum on her face is a big deal is a bit of a turn-off, truth be told.
Is this weird to you?
I genuinely love most of you. You're a lot of fun.
>>24101131
I thought it said males btfo.....
Tfw when actually male ypurself
>>24107948
it's hard to say. Some of them look decent with make up up to 40.
Remember men go downhill too though.
I'd say around 19-21 is when they hit peak, downhill from there, 30 it nose dives.
>>24100602
you spelled chad wrong
you "fembots" need to fuck off. This place is not for you. You have no idea how terrible life is for us. Even here you have high status and can get tons of emails from thirsty guys just by being female.
stop polluting r9k in your chad search. This is not a dating board you skanks.
>>24109580
Women have not a clue about male disposability.
>>24109580
>tfw you used to fap to her when you were a teen and she was attractive (american pie)
IT'S LIKE GOD IS SENDING ME A SIGN
>>24106978
>that
>qt
>>24110548
idk she kinda cute anon
>>24105284
>approaching women
>ever
Fuck off my board
>>24104499
who the fuck is called L?
>>24100240
I feel the same way.
>tfw also black
>tfw gay
Im hopeless. I dont even have an interesting personality, but that wouldnt even matter if I were attractive.
All that I have are a couple of hobbies and the fact that Im at least going to college, but I dont even know if Im going to go anywhere great with a physics major. I have a shitty part-time job and I dont even know where to go on Christmas because my gay got me kicked out of my home and Im living with a friend and theres no way I can stay there
>>24103655
Not true but you have to look REAL fucking hard. I think like 1% of the male populace really looks past physical appearance.
any fembots from Norway here? I just want a hug..
>>24112279
>any fembots from Norway here? I just want a hug..
2busy gettin blacked by refugees bruh
>be me
>okay looking
>would be 9/10 at most if I could fucking get rid of blackheads
I'm so shit at trying to wash my face. Does exfoliating soap actually work, or is there something else I'd have to use?
New thread
New thread
New thread here
>>24112612
>>24112612
>>24112352
retin A + azeleic acid.
your face will be peeling off like skin on an onion
>>24112629
saged that trash real new thread
>>24112502
>>24112502
>>24112502
>>24112664
That thread is poorly set up. What OP doesn't write a subject?
