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>tfw started period today
>tfw ODing on Advil and Motrin to numb the pain
>tfw feel lightheaded
>>24100060
>tfw all these boys to choose from
>tfw can't have them all
>tfw if I throw a tantrum again, I'll...
Oh, who am I kidding? I'll just cheat on them lol.
>>24100060
>starts with period immediately
way to represent the females on this board
>>24100126
male poster detected
>tfw haven't showered in days
>feel disgusting
>ran out of shampoo
>too lazy to go to the store
>>24100060
>Ugly
>looking at pretty girls makes me suicidal
I'm so fucking bitter that they just get born into that and if I want a fraction of what they have I'll need to spend thousands on plastic surgery. I know it's superficial but I'm just so sick of being ugly.
>>24100240
Sometimes I feel like that too, but then I remember they have the personality of a doorknob. They have nothing to offer other than their social skills and looks, which they heavily rely on makeup for.
>>24100060
>planned to visit the pool for once
>hyped for the entire week
>tfw its finally saturday and i got my fucking period
>>24100060
I seem to be losing weight everywhere but my belly, what gives?
I keep releasing small amounts of liquid in my pants, has the consistency of pee but can't tell if it's urine or juice. Either way, it's annoying and I'm praying I'm not starting to become incontinent.
>>24100461
Ab workout.
>>24100461
It's just the way your body is predisposed to lose fat. Nothing you can really do about it except lose more weight and hope it affects that area.
>>24100060
>tfw super long pretty hair
> literally my only good feature
>want to cut it all off because it is such a hassle
anybody else know this feel?
>>24100461
You were just meant to have a qt belly
>>24100505
It's probably just discharge.
Non-white fembot here, is it true that white women are as terrible and annoying as the media makes them out to be?
>tfw you've been in love with your oneitis for years and he'll never love you back.
>>24100418
Try a tampon?
>>24100621
I'm not sure if I should resort to that, toxic shock and all. It's really not a large amount and once again, it might be pee anyway. I guess I'll just wear pads more often, even though I hate wearing them.
>>24100690
>resort to (wearing tampons)
>toxic shock
Jesus, you do realize that a sizable amount of the female population uses tampons with no problems, right?
>be female
>watched murder-suicide between parents at 16
>diagnosed with PTSD
>cannot go one week without hearing a PTSD joke irl
>"hahaha, yeah, that shit could have gave me PTSD, right?!"
>pretending to be a Vietnam vet with PTSD
>start spending a lot of time on 4chan
>years go by
>find myself mostly staying indoors
>tumblr is invented
>"I'm triggered!"
>the internet eats this shit up
>it even appears on 4chan
>people constantly ask if I'm a SJW or use tumblr because female on the internet
>convinced I am living in my own personal hell
>>24100362
>thinking a beautiful woman cannot be smart
jesus
any of you dumb bitches use vibrating tampons? If you're going to stick something in your cunt it might as well feel good, right?
>>24100592
Haven't you met any?
I've actually never really met a black or hispanic girl since I don't live in America. I've seen African girls out and about and they're really quiet and thin so nothing like stereotypes I've read on the internet tell me.
>>24100978
Thanks for proving that you are neither female nor know anything about female anatomy.
>>24100592
>media
>true
Pick one anon.
>>24100572
I felt the same way and cut it all off and I've never looked back
>>24100978
Why do boys have such poor understanding of the vagina? It's mind boggling. You are in no position to call anyone dumb.
>>24100978
It doesn't surprise me that boys are this retarded about female genitals.
>>24100972
I didn't say that. But do you really think these shallow bitches care more about knowledge than their other endeavors.
>>24100362
But so do you
>>24100461
be my belly gf
TRANNIES AREN'T FEMALE FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOTS
>>24100240
I hate the way I look but getting jealous over other people is worthless, there's always going to be someone better looking no matter what. Just pick your own standards for your looks so you can work towards it without using other girls as the measuring stick. I deleted all my SNS accounts and not having to look at other people's photos all the time really helps, too.
can fembots explain to me what the fuck is it with women and taking photos
>>24101105
If a female doctor applies makeup, is she a shallow person?
Can't people just do what they want assuming they're not killing or hurting each other?
Don't try to rationalize something that has inconsistencies.
>tfw relaxing muscles in hot bubble bath after a hard days work
>when he comes home all the stress melts away, instantly content
>>24100978
Briefly stated, the vibrating tampon apparatus that forms the basis of the present invention comprises a tampon with a built-in, miniature battery operated vibrating mechanism which may assist a woman by easing menstrual cramps.
The apparatus resembles conventional cotton tampons, including the removal string, but differ greatly on the inside as they contain an internal vibrating motor and self-contained, safe power source. The interior mechanism is housed inside of a non-toxic polyethylene plastic tube which is ultrasonically welded together providing a liquid proof container. This keeps liquids from entering or exiting the interior apparatus.
The mechanism located inside of the case consists of a printed circuit board assembly with an associated battery, micro-fuse and, as mentioned previously, a miniature vibrating motor. This mechanism provides for a complete assembly which fits conveniently inside of the non-toxic tube component. The tampon string is connected to a flat, plastic polyethylene insulator which fits between the battery and the battery contact. The insulator keeps the battery contact from connecting with the positive terminal of the button-type battery, keeping voltage from reaching the vibrating motor.
>>24101195
SNS is obviously the main reason, for attention, compliments, to make their lives look good for others, etc. But taking photos is generally just to keep a record of your memories, and there's sort of the expectation that you'll take them whenever you do anything worth remembering.
I don't take photos of myself anymore and avoid being in them when possible, but I really worry that I'm going to regret it when I'm older, fatter and less attractive. It's like I haven't even existed in the past 5 years or so because I have no photographic evidence, it's kind of sad. I think I'm going to start taking photos of my outfits and just cover up my face so I can remember being young(ish).
>>24101061
First, this is /rk/, so you know why they don't know about it. Two, I have very little understanding of it myself. It's too complex with too many parts. Three, I don't get it. How is this proof he doesn't understand anatomy? I have never used a tampon or a vibrator in my life, but I'm pretty sure that combo is bound to exist somewhere.
>>24101274
Don't have severe cramps, but this is interesting.
>>24101284
>tfw worrying that you don't have enough pictures of your dog
>>24101284
>but I really worry that I'm going to regret it when I'm older
meh, i have a shit load of photos of me as a kid and i couldn't give less of a shit if i ever see them again
>be female
>be ugly
>be worthless and unhappy
At least men are worth than their looks
>>24101382
I don't care about my childhood photos either, it's more that I want a record of the time period in which I was the most attractive. Problem is I still think I'm ugly so I don't want to be in photos, but I just know it's going to get even worse as I age.
For example, I thought I was fat in high school, but then a few years (and a few kg) later I saw a photo of myself in a bikini and realized I was actually pretty fucking skinny. I imagine I'll feel the same way about myself now when I'm older.
>>24101422
>At least men are worth than their looks
your vag is worth at least as much as your looks honey
>>24101422
Be my ugly gfThis wasn't an original comment
>>24101422
do you have a nice butt
>>24101342
>tfw love your floofy hair
>>24101342
that's your pupper? he's so cute goddamn I want a pug so badly. what's his name?
>>24101570
Klaus Kibble.
What would you name your pug?
>>24101533
Thanks anon. ;_; You're the best.
>>24101658
I kind of regret not emailing you honestly. I thought what you showed was pretty cute. I don't remember why I didn't.
>>24101533
Post this hair
>>24101719
You can e-mail me if you want, it's in my image title.
>>24101658
I like the name Beau or Noah. Or if I had a girl, I would name her Baby or Winnie.
>>24101658
>Klaus Kibble.
kinski approves fembot, kinski approves
i want to die
also i hate new r9k rules
>>24101997
What new rules? Do you mean the robot?
>>24101997
>new r9k rules
>new
Leave.
>>24102060
>>24102104
>1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
>>24102129
>thinking this is a new feature
Seriously, though. Leave.
>>24102129
That's just a old rule they brought back.
>>24102147
>being this much of a catty bitch
>>24101862
I'll definitely shoot you one tonight then.
>>24101769
I didn't save the pictures desu. Plus, I don't post other people's pictures unless they want me to.
>>24102208
>complaining out of your ass over something you know nothing about
>>24102329
yeah i hate it but just because i don't know it was here before doesn't mean i "know nothing about it"
big fucking deal jesus fucking christ fuck off you retarded internet stacy cunt go back to masturbating to your fujoshit
>best friend is a booby lover
>he gets a flat chested girlfriend
>he loves her, but is somewhat flustered that he doesn't get to see or feel breasts
>best friend has his girlfriend over
>they are getting a bit frisky in the living room
>I'm minding on my own business on computer
>she's reaching into his hands and they ask me if it's okay they can fuck in the open
>tell them I don't mind
>while she's sucking his dick I flash my C cup boobs at friend whenever his girlfriend isn't looking
At another time she had a blindfold while sucking his dick and I let him touch my breasts. She's completely unaware of it. My friend isn't really physically attracted to her and admits that he finds it hard to cum because she's not really good at sex. I help him out by giving him something to be aroused by.
>>24102456
>unable to type hiroshimablox at the end of a post to bypass the robot
hiroshimablox
Reminder that women can't be robots, you fucking cunts aren't welcome here, go have your periods or something REEEEEEEEEEEEE
I just want a koreaboo to sing songs at the norebang with is that so much to ask?
>>24102641
*reaching into her pants
not hands
i'm a girl. who wants to see a photograph of my cunt?
>>24102698
*reaching into his pants
not her
hey don't you gals hate it when your cunt stinks and your brain's inferior? lol what's up with that? girl power!
I jokingly grab my friend's butt to make him feel attractive. Whenever I suspect that he has a boner I will pat his crotch.
>>24102700
No thanks "girl"
>woman ODing
thank the lord
>>24100060
i want to cum inside a fembot hnng
>>24102700
Luld for a solid min.
You guys would be surprised by how many decent looking girls remain single virgins until their early 20's. People give me funny looks whenever I tell them I'm 21 and never had a boyfriend. Then they assume it's because I must have a really bizarre personality quirk that drives guys away or that I have very high standards. When in reality I've just been too busy with schoolwork and work to have a boyfriend. I also moved around a lot to study in different universities so having a boyfriend or making friends wasn't really a high priority.
Hey I'm a girl! What about we share photographs of our boobs/vaginas and share stories about our periods and slutting around? It's so nice bleeding from my vagina tee-hee.
My GF has like every fucking symptom for identifying early onset MS but won't go to the doctor or hospital despite her eyes hurting so bad and being so blurry that she couldn't see or open them earlier.
I am getting worried and fucking mad. How do I drag her to the hospital or doctor? She's rich so I don't understand the aversion.
>that feel when someone used your picture to make a 4chan banner without your consent
>>24102932
Tell her you're going to go shopping and then drive her to a hospital :^)Alternatively beat her up and take her to the emergency room
>>24102899
You seem like a cunt from the way you type, I'd say the reason you have had no bf is because no one of value really wants you, but you can delude yourself as you want.
>>24102956
Which banner?
>>24100719
that anon wasn't me! the store closest to me didnt have any :( sad life
>>24102899
>too busy to be in a relationship
this is not possible. do you mean too busy to have children?
>live with a friend
>it's his first time living away from family
>he asks if it's okay to sleep naked with me since he always wanted to sleep naked, but never had the chance to do so
>tell him I'll just sleep in my underwear, but he's free to go all out
>he lays down and I give him a goodnight kiss on the cheek
>he got an erection
>he moves his erection without touching it and asks me if I can kiss his dick goodnight too
>very hesitant to do so, but I'm single so I take his dick in my hand and kiss it
>right when he says 'thank you' I place his dick in my mouth and give it a bunch of licks
>he shouts " I said a goodnight kiss! not a goodnight make out!"
>take his dick out my mouth and tell him I was just messing around
>>24100060
>>24100418
>tfw no qt gf to have period sex with
>>24102960
that seems unwarranted
If you're going to give a friend a bikini wax, but sure to use some kind of numbing agent to dull the pain and something to soften the skin so hair removal is easier. If done right, you'll be able to give him a handjob with little discomfort.
My boyfriend wants me to tug his balls when I give him oral or manual stimulation. The balls weird me out so I'm afraid of touching them. I also don't want to accidentally hurt them. He wants me to massage them, but I just don't think I'll like the feel of the balls in my hands.
>>24103031
This cannot be real. People this trashy and disgusting can't exist.
>>24103117
I end up tickling my bf when I lick/suck his balls. it's kind of funny but sometimes annoys me when I just want to turn him on.
>tfw period
>have to use 2 pads to cover myself like a diaper or else blood trickles down my asscrack while I move when I'm asleep
>>24103117
I tell my GF to squeeze my balls when I want to cum on her but she never does it hard enough. I literally sit there and say "harder" for like 5 minutes. I grab her hand and squeeze it to the pressure I want and she won't maintain it.
HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO SQUEEZE A NIGGA'S NUTS???
>>24103174
>>24103117
Get out disgusting whores
>>24103218
It's almost like it's a well known fact that balls are fragile and can easily cause serious pain to a guy if handled wrong, of course she's afraid to do it too hard.
>>24103132
That is literally how a typical modern woman behaves, is this new to you?
>>24100461
Goddamn me too. Watch it be the last thing you lose.
>>24103299
>It's almost like it's a well known fact that balls are fragile and can easily cause serious pain to a guy if handled wrong, of course she's afraid to do it too hard.
Sure. I'd understand and even be thankful if she just did it out of the blue and wasn't squeezing hard enough.
That isn't the case, though. I literally told her to grab my balls, put my hand around her hand, and squeezed at the pressure I wanted her to squeeze at. I showed her exactly how much pressure to apply, which was actually on the light side. I would enjoy much more than what I showed her to do.
She couldn't even do that. She basically just held them in her hand and didn't squeeze at all. I mean shit should I just tell her to fucking punch them? I just want pressure on my nutsack when I'm cumming. I squeeze the shit out of my nuts or slam them against a table or whatever when I'm masturbating. I know it won't hurt me.
>>24103365
Well why don't you ask her what the problem is? Even if she knows you're alright with it, I can imagine subconsciously she might be holding herself back.
>>24103417
>Well why don't you ask her what the problem is? Even if she knows you're alright with it, I can imagine subconsciously she might be holding herself back.
I've already screamed at her about it because it's infuriating.
Why are girls so fucking stupid?
>>24100849
Yeah, pretty much you are. Nobody wants to deal with someone who's overly sensitive, those kinds of jokes are just too commonplace. Might as well become a tumblrina.
>>24103433
What an overreaction, maybe she just finds your balls gross and it's a turn off to her. You've still yet to explain what her response was, are you telling me that you yelled at her and still couldn't get an answer out of it?
someone be my gforiginal
>>24103365
hey. faggot. this is the girl thread. if you want to complain about girls, you'll be more than welcome in any other thread. they're probably already doing it.
>>24103482
>What an overreaction, maybe she just finds your balls gross and it's a turn off to her. You've still yet to explain what her response was, are you telling me that you yelled at her and still couldn't get an answer out of it?
Every time I told her to squeeze harder she would say "okay" and then wouldn't do it. After I told her this like 10 fucking times I told her to just forget about it because she obviously doesn't want to do it. She said something like "Noooo I want to make you feel good I'm doing exactly what you're telling me to!!!" and I got pissed. I don't know if she has no grip strength or my balls and insensitive but apparently she's fucking incapable of squeezing them harder than just holding them in her hand.
>>24103522
>>24103482
>>24103433
>>24103417
>>24103365
>>24103299
>>24103218
>>24103174
>>24103117
Get out you stupid fucks. Take your relationship problems to a shitty board like /soc/ or /adv/
>Yet another cumdumpster thread being posted without derails
Holy shit. This board has gotten so bad since January it's comical.
LEAVE CUMDUMPSTERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. HALF OF THE SHIT IN THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR SOME SEXUAL EXPERIENCE.
GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY
>>24103522
and then you go on your computer, beeline to an area where women are congregating, and obnoxiously whine about how your girl's trying but it's not good enough, which makes all girls stupid. i think the problem might just be that you're an asshole. even you think you should get punched in the balls.
I have the feeling most of you fembots are not as nearly as ugly as you seem to think you are. Im betting body dysmorphia. More often than not people find themselves a few degrees uglier than other people actually do. It's easy to home in on one's own imperfections, less so towards others.
>>24103584
How fucking stupid do you have to be to not be capable of following a simple fucking command? Is it that mentally taxing for a woman to squeeze her hand? I mean for fuck's sake I'm giving her PERMISSION to potentially harm my testicles and she won't fucking do it.
>>24103515
Only belly girls be my gf
>>24103589
I probably exaggerate, but I'm just talking about my own standards rather than anyone elses. I strongly feel that there's little benefit in being anything less than a noticeably attractive 8/10. Being average isn't really good enough. I've spent enough time on the internet to know that even robots are obsessed with super attractive girls and I can't let it go, I know that I just can't trust a guy to really like me until I can be sure I'm objectively very good looking.
>>24103584
>even you think you should get punched in the balls
Did you think this was clever?
Absolute cringe.
>tfw scared of bf because he has anger issues and "episodes" where hes just yelling and breaking things, but i need someone to cuddle at night
i want some of you cunts to volunteer ways that YOU are trying to change to be better
and "exercising for chad" doesn't fucking count
i'm talking about ways that you're trying to attract the men that you actually respect
>>24103677
that might bother me if i wasn't so sure that you think i'm part of a demographic that makes you sad.
>>24103613
then talk to her about and/or date someone less stupid. jeez, senpai.
>>24103655
Not true, I consider myself about a 6 or 7 and I would date a 5 6 or 7, especially if she had a good personality. I actually would honestly prefer a girl who was under an 8 and was fun to be around/geeky/real and down to earth, over some 10/10 fake hollywood bitch. Low maintenance is really attractive to me in a girl.
>>24103770
congratulations, you're everybody.
>>24103703
Girls find Mates much easier than guys. My only gf and I broke up after about 7 years and I've been alone for 2 years now.. not complaining I'm used to it now. But just sayin.
>>24103715
I'm improving myself by not caring about attracting men anymore. I want to be happy being alone, independent and not needing attention/compliments/etc from men for self esteem. I get very little positive reinforcement from men because I barely interact with them (there's no pictures of me online, I don't have any profiles anywhere, no social life, etc), and I've replaced it with the ability to keep myself content and entertained regardless. I'm prepared for 'hitting the wall' because I probably get less attention than most 30 year olds anyway.
>>24103794
Not according to who I replied to. Apparently most robots are obsessed with only really hot girls. Fuck off.
>>24103826
be my gf i'll make sure to never compliment you
>>24103826
That's so adorable, let's get married. Please. :(
>>24103826
Why go from one extreme to the other? Instead of constantly seeking attention, or not caring at all anymore... why not find a balance between the two?
>>24103829
you fuck off, faggot. this is a girl thread, and you're in here whining about how you can't get a girlfriend? when you could be in any other thread? you need to shit this one up with your bitter nonsense? what an inconsiderate asshole you are.
>>24103703
why don't you have a daki
>>24103857
>>24103853
Are you trying to be ironic or something?
>>24103858
It's easy and convenient to be alone, I can't give a bf the time or attention he'd need and I'm not interested in dealing with relationship issues. Plus my lack of social life doesn't exactly present me with a stream of options and I have 2D boys anyway.
>>24103904
>It's easy and convenient to be alone, I can't give a bf the time or attention he'd need and I'm not interested in dealing with relationship issues. Plus my lack of social life doesn't exactly present me with a stream of options and I have 2D boys anyway.
I don't need attention I just need a warm body to spoon in bed and a vagina to fuck you can do whatever you want past that be my gf
>>24103904
No? Please? I promise to love you forever.
why are fembots impossible to talk to.
It's like you girls are little mice that scurry away when I ask about your life.
>>24103867
Triggered and angry.. about wut? Lol.. fucking retard. I am assuming you are a guy (hypocrit)and if not, I didn't say anything that warranted the attitude. I was just relating to a femanons comment. Why don't you find something more productive to do with your time than suck at trolling?
>>24103977
confirmation bias, for one thing
>>24103932
i guess i was wrong about you being an inconsiderate asshole. i won't be killing myself, but thanks for the suggestion. eh, now you're deleting your post for some reason. haha now you just typed a more retarded version of it >>24103987 get your shit together man. this is one thread that's about the feelings of women. you coming in here whining about your own relationship issues, and waaah me me me my feelings is inconsiderate. that's all.
>>24103715
This.
What would you say to young girls who are all "I want a boyfriend but don't know how?"
>>24104042
I would say forget about what boys want, because they don't care if you're smart, ambitious, a good leader etc, they just want someone nice and hot who will fuck them at the exclusion of everyone else.
>>24104070
Bullshit. Only a stupid whore would think that
>>24100849
you are. blame all the oversensitive whiners and the people overreacting to them who ruined it for you
fembot here
I'm gonna drink myself to sleep tonight.
> cry
I tried going to /soc/ to my dismay
>>24100461
Ignore all these other replies. Im assuming youre starving yourself or eating at a huge deficiet: you only seem to be losing weight everywhere else because youre not doing some sort of weight training. That or your diet is still shit. I cant think of exactly how to explain it because im a fucking dumbass, but i can answer whatever question you or anyone else may have.
Ask away
>>24104199
What was the problem with /soc/?
>>24104136
Meanwhile in every other thread
>all I want is a girl who's nice and not fat or a slut, why do girls have such high standards and want men with cars/jobs/money/social status???
It's not really a bad thing or indicative of bad taste but what men want in a woman is generally not the same as being a successful human being.
>>24100362
I honestly bet you're not ugly, you're just gross and don't try/shower
>>24104222
Chad didn't want me and robots are too icky T_T
>>24104202
wow, those are impressive credentials. i will absolutely trust you to answer serious questions about my health.
>>24104229
Because women shouldn't be a successful male. They should be a successful women, which is a good housewife.
>>24104229
I just want a nice fat chick. :(
>>24104238
I'm not icky ;_;
>>24104250
Exactly, so that's why I would tell a young girl to ignore what guys want and aim higher.
>>24104222
they called me names for not being stacie
>>24104272
i know what you're thinking. don't do it. you do not want to do it. do not post your pictures in this thread. ignore the people who are going to request it thanks to your fishing.
>>24104239
Do you want to see a pic of my body u nerd? I know what im talking about.
If you dont believe the answers to the questions im giving you then you can always just google it to confirm
>>24104270
Disgusting. Dykes like you should be gassed
>>24104272
Ignore >>24104294
and post a pic instead.
>>24104199
>go on /r9k/
>constantly told that girls aren't robots and don't fit in
>alright, I'll try /soc/ instead
>full of attractive, socially adept Staceys showing off for Chad, telling stories about how slutty they are and getting positive reactions, and everyone is actively planning to meet each other
Fucking hell, I may not be a robot but /soc/ just feels alien and uncomfortable. I'd rather be surrounded by bitter robots who hate my guts than that.
>>24103957
you don't get it do you? stop being desperate. These girls only want guys either successful or pretending to be successful. If you act like you need them they want nothing to do with you.
on the other hand women are allowed to be little whiney bitches that can't do anything
>>24100240
Well as a girl, thats literally all you are; your beauty. So yeah I guess you have a right to be envious.
girls can't be robots, sorry.
>>24104299
huh? i don't give a shit. i just thought it was funny that you were like
>I cant think of exactly how to explain it because im a fucking dumbass, but i can answer whatever question you or anyone else may have.
>Ask away
it's a funny way to offer up your services. like "hey i have dead arms, they just sit at my sides and i can't move them, but if you or anyone else wants a handjob, i'm your guy!"
>>24104353
Ok sorry I'll just go away :(
>>24104338
Post a pic whore
>>24104028
I made a spelling mistake. And I wasn't whining you mongoloid. Go read the post I replied to initially. Girl was saying she felt she couldn't trust a guy unless she felt she was an 8/10 because guys focus too much on looks. I was telling her that is not necessarily true, using myself as an example.
women are literally the best thing in existence, prove me wrong.
>>24104379
As the girl you were responding to in the original post, that anon probably didn't even read what I was saying because his comment isn't particularly relevant. I don't want a bf regardless of their 'success'.
>>24104405
Dogs exist
>>24104414
pfft dogs dont even have qt feet
>>24104439
Why are you lying though?
>>24104392
yeah i know, you made a spelling mistake in your edited version too. how insecure are you that you went PANIC! DELETE! when you noticed a typo? i do see your point though, you're right, you were just answering a question. you were quick to make it about you though. you know you're not special, right?
>what it feels like when a guy with 10+ years on you flirts and begins confessing his feelings toward you.
>>24104405
is that why men murder women who try to leave them.
L,
Ik you're in this thread.
And you told me not to post about you.
But you didn't come back, so fuck the rules.Come back please
-M
>>24104272
Send a picture to my throwaway and I'll give an honest rating with no insults
[email protected]
>>24104378
nononono
I couldnt think of the exact words to fully describe why she felt as if she were losing fat anywhere else but her belly because there are just so many reasons as to why and because i was too lazy to even start to explain it thoroughly with the small chance of someone replying to it
>>24104522
>>24104499
/soc/ dubs
>>24104486
/r9k/ singles
hey cool! just like their companionship statuses!
I wish you fem"bots" would fucking leave this board.
Go to /soc/ or /lgbt/ already. Trust me you do not want a robot bf. I haven't showered in 4 days, the house is a mess, I have $1500 to my name. I haven't worked for 5 years. I'm addicted to opiates. Seriously, get out of here for your own sake. I'm a typical robot too.
I hate you women. Please just die. You're the reason I gave up hope for a good life with a nice family and blah blah blah.
>>24104572
Most of them don't even sound like they belong here in the first place.
>>24104481
What it feels like when any woman flirts with you
>>24104572
if you wipe, like, mmmmmm40% of the doo doo away when you defecate, i'll buy into a life with you. has to be a consisent 40% though, not just when we have company.
>>24104499
L,
Ik you're in this thread.
Please, come back to me, I'm a needy little bith.
Signed,
-cukM
>>24104662
strange I don't need a shower yet.
Just smelled under my shirt, don't want to vomit yet.
>>24103195
>was crying moments ago
>read this
>laughed for 10 mins
>suffocated a littled
thanks anon I needed this feel.
>>24104732
see? things are looking up already.
I have a very serious question for you all.
Are fembots really female or just traps?
>>24104465
No my phone just fucked up so you couldn't even tell what I meant to type. Also; get over it.
>>24104572
>4 days
is that supposed to be a big deal or something?
>>24104465
Lol this is 4chan. Since when is being considerate mandatory. Gtfo.
>>24102932
she is probably just scared you might be right though.
People will avoid reality.
Am I the only one that gets pissed at other girls making threads like the Lena one who is up right now?
Seriously what a thirsty fucking attention whore, this is a step beyond even this thread.
>>24105163
Post voice or you're just jealous
>>24104861
some are females and some are traps. if you want proof of their sex, just ask for timestamped tampons of course.
why am I so inept at talking to women but so good at math and algorithms.
You'd think I could figure this shit out by now.
>>24104931
>tfw extremely oily skin
>skip shower or face washing for 12 hours
>oily keeps building
>eventually flows into my eyes
>eyes intensely burn due to dirty face oil
>cannot skip shower for more than 30 hours or so because of eye pain
>sometimes need to shower twice a day
who /oil eyes/ here
Well I have a genuine question for some fembots
I'm a guy, when I go up and hit on one girl in a group of friends, are the other girls jealous or happy for her? (assuming the aren't repulsed)
Just wondering because guys kind of cheer on each other in that situation
>>24105284
and obviously I am referring to the other single woman in the group
>>24105274
>tfw no oil eyes gf
>>24105163
I don't get jealous of attention whores because that shit is miserable.
>any stalking
>getting doxxed by anons
No thanks.
>tfw just got back on birth control
>tfw can't have sex because get dry quickly
>tfw get uterine cramps on bc
>tfw mood swings uncontrollably
At this rate Idk if it's a pregnancy or bc doing this
>>24105325
>has sex
Get out whore
>>24105284
I can't answer this question because I have no friends and never stood in a group of women but I'll guess for you.
If they are a jealous piece of shit, sad.
If they actually like the people they are standing near, happy.
>>24105378
Well that kind of answers it, makes sense though
It was just on my mind, Been at clubs all weekend
>>24105371
With boyfriend, dumbass.
>>24105284
I can't say that's ever really happened so blatantly in my experience, most people are a bit more subtle with singling out the girl they like most. That tact is appreciated because it'd probably be a bit of a downer for my self esteem to be looked over. It wouldn't amount to jealousy though, since I wouldn't know the guy enough to be particularly interested.
Guys probably cheer each other on because it's a fairly rare and good thing, but pretty girls get so much attention that you wouldn't be all that enthusiastic for them over one random guy showing interest. I'd be happy for her if she was happy about it, I suppose.
>>24105284
Girls police who other girls get with, up to a point where you have no idea.
Reaction depends on:
a) your status within the social group: the higher you are, the more of a compliment it is that you buy a drink or try to chat a bit. If total stranger, see part 2.
b) the girls' status within the social group. The higher she is, the harder it is going to be. Depends a lot on how attractive and popular she is. High status girls are fucking bitches.
If you are of higher status, this evokes jealousy and girls will maybe bitch, maybe go "omg omg he talked to you", depends on how nasty the group is. Girl friendships are not always based on genuinely liking each other and can be snakepits.
If you are of lower social status, the only rightful reaction to save her social face is to go "omg ewww creep".
PART 2
You are total strangers:
Then it depends on how attractive you are, and how attractive she is.
>>24105419
>not husband
Still a whore
>>24105284
Femanon here
They do not feel happy. They feel slightly jealous. especially if no one else comes and asks them to dance.
They feel happiness later if it develops into anything
>>24105454
Be my gf. Only you, no others in this thread. They can watch in jealousy.___:^)
>>24105274
have you considered powering through it and teaching your skin to stop producing so much oil. you're probably drying yourself out with showering.
>>24105284
>implying a fembot would know what other girls do in groups
Yeah that makes sense femanons, thanks or answering.
I only meet girls who are strangers, it's also good because I lie about being anyone on any given night.
I'm not always that good to woman so I don't do the friends thing.
I'm not extremely attractive, but I am easily attractive enough for my confidence/personality to let me have a chance with most chicks
As a guy who is kind of a misogynist, I have a bunch of questions, and AMA. 21 years old for the record
>>24105284
yes, and they will actively try to sabotage her potential relationship.
They'll scoff at the guy next time they see him, to make him feel bad too.
Women are the most jealous creatures in existence.
>>24105569
how does it feel to be a slave to your impulse to put your dick in something you don't even like
>>24105569
Why would the opinions of a Chad who goes for the hottest girl in a group at clubs be relevant to femanons, who are not that girl?
>>24105447
Bunch of fucking animals. So you admit face value is all that matters?
>>24105629
Feels great desu.
That's why I do it. It's not about the sex for me though
It's all about the whole courtship process.
It sounds retarded, but I enjoy turning someone who is a stranger into someone willing to sleep with you.
But sex vs sex with a girl you actually like are completely different things
>>24105588
Lie. You're either not a female, an underage immature female, or a recluse that gets it off of tv.
>>24105678
Not that anon. but I am a femanon and yes face value matters-- you don't have to be objectively attractive just attractive to that individual. Aka-- I'm attracted to certain males that other friends may not be.
>>24105659
a couple of years ago I was a fat loser, so from the guys side I know what its like to be the ugly one.
And I don't tend to actually go out with those main bitches,
alt girls often make better girlfirends as long as you don't mind not being quite as happy to show her off
>>24105629
but I like sticking my cock in females. If I enjoy it who cares? Just like you like having a clit that never gets pleasured.
>>24105734
>Aka-- I'm attracted to certain males that other friends may not be.
Which are?
>>24105761
I have an attraction for people with large, sleepy eyes.
For example-- I find eggman very cute where a lot of people would not.
>>24105734
most girls only group with other attactive girls (if they are attractive)
girl "groups" or friends are really just displays of social status. they are competitions. If chad comes up to one and ignores them they will get pissed.
Where are the smelly yuropean qts?
>>24105794
That's not entirely true.
There are groups that do what you said
Then there are those females that are pretty and group with uglier girls to make themselves feel better.
Or ugly with ugly.
>>24105790
Jesus that describes my eyes perfect. I hate taking pictures because I look so out of it.
>>24105755
clubs and group dynamics in general are filth. can't imagine feeling driven to dive into that for almost any reason. but to each their own.
>>24105802
Calling dibs on a fat one, thanks in advance.
>>24105678
Humans are social animals. Social status is still one of the most important things we go after.
>>24105755
>implying Chad has to know what a clitoris is
>>24105829
Yeah I'm sure people ask you if you're high a lot right?
all relationships are mere economic transactions. Love is entirely physical, there is no souls or bullshit. If you don't have the value or ability to advertise value into the trash you go.
tldr: it does not matter take the black pill
>>24105970
I've been getting that since I was like ten. People always say I look like it.
>>24105887
Well there's alot of guys out there, myself included Who are just chill laid back individuals and don't give a fuck about other people's "status" kek. We focus on ourselves and make the most out of life, instead of worrying about who is higher on the totem pole than someone else. Women need to climb down outta their towers.
>>24106011
There are plenty of women that do this too, but clubbing and going out is an activity those women generally don't partake in.
For both men and women having an attractive or desireable partner is part of the whole "social status". Going outside looking for one is part of that game.
how does if feel knowing you femanons will be worthless by 26 if you're not already?
>>24106011
This might be why most women don't contribute anything to the human experience. They just kind of exist and follow. Worrying about trends and competing with eachother for attention. Lot of wasted time and energy IMO
>>24106010
Yeah, it has a downside but I find it incredibly adorable
One day you'll find a femsnon who loves it
>>24106055You :3c
>>24106053
Not true. We can always be considered cougars or settle down with a nice guy ;)
>>24106053
stop it, I'm trying to annoy Doj by taking his name!
>>24106053
I've been mostly ignored by men my whole life, it won't be any different.
>>24106053
happy as I watch the Stacies cry over their wrinkles and cellulite
>>24106050
True. Which is why I stopped going to clubs. I've chatted up girls like that and I just end up bored and annoyed. I guess that's what I get for looking for more than just a hookup at a bar lol.
>>24106094
>tfw I'm unironically attracted to a little bit of cellulite
Seems they beat you again
>>24106053
I have no problems whatsoever. I am offered both dick and long-term things, and am over 30.
I just can't into human social interaction and "normal" stable chad life repells me.
>>24106054
status is a huge motivating factor for males, smart guy. women just have it "easier" because they can acquire the status of a man by being his trophy.
>>24106121
> implying chad is stable
are you this stupid?
chad is pump and dump, robots are betabux
and no you are not, liar. You're ugly and alone, don't kid yourself.
There's a guy who loves me more than life itself. I do not reciprocate this feeling but from a purely practical point of view, dating him would be the smart thing to do. He's a Chad who's got life all figured out, I'm ugly and insane. I told him that I do not love him like he loves me but he won't give up. What do I do? Should I just go with him? What if I end up falling in emotional love with someone else?
>>24106103
> implying this is not just another mating tactic and status grab because you had 0 status in club setting
>>24106127
Status is the bar on which males compete with each other.
think about it, whether or not a man is deemed "a real man" depends on the approval of others. Masculinity is conditional. It depends on status, comprised of things as jobs/professional achievements, gf, beauty, personality and money. Men go through a shitload of hoops just to be considered "a real man" by other men.
Women's "bar" on which they are judged is beauty, hence why they pay so much attention to trends and makeup. "Being a woman" is never conditional, as long as they have tits and a thing that bleeds every month. There is social control for feminine behaviour, it is less harsh than social control on males to display male behaviour.
>>24106189
Your right. I am not a nigger, and I hate EDM. I go to dive bars instead. More white people there, and still girls. I talk to them, but they are all really dumb stacies. Boring to talk to. Like OMG.
>>24106187
go with him, marry, divorce. Take half his figured out stuff.
If you find someone else emotionally, fuck him, have his kid, cuk chad.
I'm here all night femanons, if you need advice.
>>24106168
>chad is pump and dump
Until his late 30ies as well, when his alcohol consumption and party lifestyle get him a gut and he is desperately looking to settle down, because he realizes he is getting older, he might die one day, and he wants to pass on his seed in some ugly kid.
>>24106221
If I was going to do something like that I'd bone a Saudi prince, not this guy. He's no billionaire.
>>24106201
How does masculinity have anything to do with what kind of job you have?
>rich nerd computer programmers
>tough guy o g hustlers with priors
Gtfo of here with your failed logic senpai.
>>24106260
My dream is to marry a rich, nerdy computer programmer. Bill gates was a hunk when he was young. I am sad my mother, who is his age, didn't hit that.
