Come one and come all females.
Let's continue this discussion..
>tfw uterus hurts randomly
>tfw discharge comes out suddenly
>>24112612
Be my gf and I'll clean it up and make it feel better at the same time :3c
>>24112612
already a new thread sage
>tfw theres a random sharp stabbing pain in your crotch or boobs
>tfw youre alway hungry and as soon as you eat something spicy or savoury you want to eat pure sugar afterwards
>>24112653
You get random boob pains too?
Sometimes I think I'm having a heart attack
>tfw you cant yell if you have really bad cramps or if youre going to have to take a shit
REAL THREAD HERE
>>24112502
SAGE AND REPORT
REAL THREAD HERE
>>24112502
SAGE AND REPORT
>>24112502
Useful in this thread too
>>24112671
I thought it was my boobs way of telling me I have cancer or something
>>24112683
Fuck off that thread is shitty and it is hard to know it's a femanon feels since the subject isn't written.
>>24112711
Have you gotten a mammogram or boob exam, femanon?
what is the worst shit youve ever taken
>>24112726
Yeah ive already had a yearly exam, no lumps or nothing. I thought I found one but I cant find it anymore lol
>>24112767
Oh man I've had a couple.
All had the same feeling though.
They're very hard lumpy poops.
Once I feel them come, I want to keep them from coming out because I know the pain so I flex my butthole.
It's no use, it tears through anyway...
;___;
>>24112812
>girl
>pooping
nice b8
>>24112767
the one I took like 10~ mins ago. I ate a lot of beef jerky and slim jims the last couple of days. Period shits are the worst, always either rock solid or pure paste.
>>24112812
A-A girl wouldn't type r-right?
When I was younger, one of my friends fucked with me.
He said that females don't poop.
I didn't believe him because I've done my sister's laundry and shit.
He said that females who have pushed out babies cause the other hole to open up and that's why moms poop.
He convinced me my sister had a kid somehow.
>>24112612
>Femanon
cmon guys this meme is getting stale
>>24112812
Anal play is your friend when it comes to painful shit. Get fucked in the ass a couple times and you wont have hard poops. Alternatively, just drink a lot of water and stop eating so many dairy/meat products
>>24112906
my fookin sides
>tfw no drugs
today is going to be boring t b h
>>24112929
Better than saying fembots like that other thread
>>24112967
Fuck off man it made sense at the time
>>24112767
I frequently get excruciating stomach pain anddiarrheabut i've always been to embarrassed to seek medical attention ;___;
>>24113069
probably ibs
>>24112876
Oh man. I agree with the paste.
For some reason, I always have to take two shits a day on my period. It doesn't make sense unless some oxytocin shit contractions in the uterus also affect the colon.
The poops are gross so I use baby wipes.
woman r stopid :/
>bein woman
>bein stupid
?
>>24113069
Yep, definitely ibs. Enjoy excruciating pain forever, i got it too
>>24113118
>>24113069
be my igf gf that I can tease
>tfw I'm only allowed to be a stupid gross dyke in my dreams
>tfw no woman would want to be with me in real life anyway
>tfw get cold approached by girls who pity me, who proceed to compliment me as I spaghetti out
>tfw scared of girls
>>24113069
Or gluten intolerance (celiac disease)
Or stomach cancer
Eat Bananas Rice Applesauce and Toast and see how you feel with that
>>24112612
Fuck off whores, you're not welcome on this board
>/v/ talks about how they want to suck dick so hard
>tfw want to munch carpet
>>24113153
Share a spaghetti story with us
>>24112711
Holy shit same
I guess random sharp mam pains are normal?
>>24113152
Kek, first anon you're replying to is a dude.
>>24113222
I'll wait for the second to respond then :^)
>>24112612
why do females actually get in here?
serious question gals
it's place for loosers and you don't wanna hang out with loosers anyway, no one does
does reading stories of our pathetic life actually make you feel better?
I mean some normies come in here for "lulz" but females have no sense of humor
are you so desperate to get some attention, that you accept it even from complete fags like us
also females obviously can't be robots
r9k is fkin time eater, have you nothing else to do?
seriously what are you doing here?
>fembots have boob pain
haha that's what you get for being a woman, god designed you to suffer for your degenerate tits
>>24113172
preach brotha
>>24112767
One time, I had 5 servings of refried beans in one sitting. Needless to say I fucked up my digestive system so much I was constipated and couldn't poop without stool softener. It felt like a brick and I bled after.
>>24113185
None of it is especially dramatic, mostly I feel compelled to either denounce items they compliment by telling them about how I made them out of re-purposed garbage or how I got them on sale. Often when I feel bold I try to keep talking to them and they wander off or another one of their normie friends saves them by interrupting and talking over me.
Female/female relations are diffused in the physical world and more expressed through subtleties, so it's difficult to make them humorous greentexts.
>>24113243
So initially it seems that you want to know the answer.
As I continue reading, you assume things.
You assume females lack basic capabilities of humor.
You assume no one likes losers.
You assume a lot.
Taking your assumptions into account, we can't give you the real answer as you'll reason it away and this gives us limited options to answer you with. So here is the answer that fits all your ass-umptions:
We like wasting time here.
>>24113243
I'm just bored honestly. I don't get enough hours at work and since I'm anartmajor i don't have a lot of uni work.
>>24113237
sorry i already have a bf
>>24113243
Women want all the attention, and i mean all of it. It doesnt matter how much they have already. It's like dudes with whatever their hobby is. A woman's hobby is attention
>>24112612
>Have period for the first time in 8 months
>Best thing that has happened to me this year
I might be ovulating soon and I can try to get pregnant again
>>24113336
Divorce your husband and be my wife to have kids with :^)(^:
>>24113336
>I can try to get pregnant again
RUN TO THE HILLLLLS
RUN FOR YOUR LIFEEEEE
>>24113243
I make shitty "OC"-
I have been making shitty OC for upwards of four years on this terrible board.
I can google certain memes and see garbage I pumped out on the first page.
I like the pathos, and I like feeling bad.
>>24113312
Really great answer. Couldn't have said it better than myself. Too bad froglets still can't grasp this.
>>24113360
Post an example of something that you made (we know you didn't, but I want to know what you'll claim to have made)
>>24113185
Wait, I did get keked by my oneitus, who fucked her new abusive gf in my bed.
That was horrible.
>>24113418
Maybe the big strong man who made this will be able to prove me wrong tee hee
>>24113432
... So she turned lesbian?
>>24113453
This one's been trendy on the board as of late too.
It's not good work, it's just popular.
>>24113432
>even lesbians prefer abusive partners
JUST
>>24113432
i can just imagine you going to sleep that night in that bed crying while you stare at their dry pussy juices
>>24113457
She was always lesbian.
I was always closeted.
I loved her intensely, but with complete silence.
>>24113312
>You assume females lack basic capabilities of humor.
that's actually truth
I mean not all woman but I'd say ~90%
>You assume no one likes losers.
that's also truth, even robots don't like other robots
>We like wasting time here.
I could believe that if you are "autist" tier
>>24113476
Dykes have the highest domestic abuse rates m80
Faggots just aren't humans
>>24113477
no, I wept and TRIED to go to sleep on the bunk above them as they fucked.
They thought I was asleep, but I wasn't.
>>24113475
>tfw a woman claims to have made one of my favorite unsaved images
>>24113522
OH GOD THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE
HAHAHAHHA
>>24113360
thanks for reasonable answer
yet I am still obliged to tell to fuck off
since girls don't belong in here
>>24113358
No way my husband is my best friend. We met in college in a DnD group. We've been together for 10 years and married for 1. I wouldn't ruin that for anything in the world.
>>24113359
I can see why you would think that's terrible but I can't wait.
>>24113331
sounds about right
fuckin whores
>>24113497
>90%
Not exactly. It's probably because the loudest are the minority and also happen to be stupid. Kind of like with sjws
>robots don't like other robots
Then why are there feel with me type threads? You must enjoy each other's company to be with one another for so long.
>autist
Well if we are here and have stayed, there must be autism within us.
But by that token, you're saying everyone here is autistic which is not true.
According to an online test many robots have taken, it says I am about 50% neurodiverse (aka autistic).
>>24113545
and I have to tell you that I've been on this terrible for ten years, it's affected my basic sense of self and how I conduct myself through this world, and I am incapable of leaving.
>>24113566
>I wouldn't ruin that for anything in the world.
I'm everything he is, but slightly superior in each category :^)
femanons i love you all
how long did you live with your roommate before he started jacking off and being naked out in the open?
I lived with my friend for 4 months before I walked in on him. When he saw that I didn't think of it as a big deal he started jacking off more with the door open.
>>24113592
>tfw no delusional memester gf
>being a loser lesbian in a third world country
>>24113360
>tfw spending 30 minutes putting together image
>you love the shit out of it
>post
>one reply
>"dank maymay bro"
JUST
WHY DO I TRY
>>24113615
We love you too.
>>24113312
>You assume females lack basic capabilities of humor.
>ass-umptions
looks like he was right all along
fembots post boob size and we will find out who has the biggest
>>24113615
love you anon! have a wonderful day
>>24113639
I'd rather read a good thought than see a frog in a new image. Here's a (You) for your suffering though
>>24113639
Let's see these "dank maymays"
>>24113639
I've made animated image sets taking four hours of labor with no responses.
You have to make things for the love of the image.
Make yourself laugh or feel, that's the goal.
>>24113685
I don't make frogs anon, I just make stupid images based on other people's posts I read.
>>24113698
Hopefully what you make is better than the shit you posted. Post OC
>>24113658
That wasn't supposed to be funny. It was just to point out how stupid his assumptions and all assumptions are.
Who's the idiot now?
>>24112931
>>24112931
>mfw went vegetarian and shit was watery as fuck for a month
Do any girls here want to strart a family some day?
It seems that almost no girls these days actually want kids.
>>24113243
>>24113243
>does reading stories of our pathetic life actually make you feel better
yes
>>24113708
Oh, well, at least you're trying. I just shitpost a lot and hand out (You)s
>>24113767
>>24113708
What's better, an OC making gf or a shitposter gf?
>>24113735
>jaw wired shut
>on liquid diet
>haven't shit for 7 days
>nurse tells me she's worried cause I'm not shitting
>try to take panicky shits
>3 days later, black jellybean appears
>feel completely accomplished
this is all I got anons.
>>24113718
I like my coffee man, it's an inversion of the expectation the superior half alone set forth- that it's his foot.
The placidity of his expression and gesture also juxtaposes in an amusing way with the brutality of his actions.
Here's an ahegao edit.
>>24113588
I'd say females have inferior sense of humor
tracing back into my hs and uni I remember no single girls with decent humor
and male to female ratio at my uni was around 1:4
they tend to make lame jokes only they find funny
they just lack it that's it
>>24113749
They want that shit when they're like, in their 30's all the sudden. They go baby crazy
>>24113749
Yes. I long to love something and give my life reason.
The love a woman has for her offspring should be the purest bond anyone could have.
I want to feel that. I want to feel pure love.
>>24113786
the really crazy ones start getting baby crazy in their mid 20s
>>24113777
Well, shitposter anon here, got a penor so you're better off with the former
>>24113803Can I help :3c
>>24113782
I can say females aren't generally funny, but I feel that I know good humor when I see it.
>>24113817
I need one of those, for i too, am baby crazy in my 20's.
>>24113818
But what about a hypothetical shitposter with a vagina? I imagine that's the most common kind of poster with a vagina anyway.
>>24113777
I make OC because I think I might be able to trick robots into making more OC instead of frogs and feels
>>24113588
In general guys tend to be the funny ones, girls make jokes like "omg I eat so much" etc.
face it, you are just dellusional here
robots talk with other robots because they don't belong anywhere else
but I doubt they would be goo friends irl tho
>>24113834
>>24113817
>>24113786
>tfw baby crazy only 19 andmale
>>24113726
sure thing ma'am *tip*
>>24113841
Oh, well, probably the shitposter gf. Takes less time and gives you more quality time with them
>>24113874
what in the fuck is wrong with you, why would you want that headache when you're still a teenager?
>>24113850
I don't see how that answers my question pham
>>24113766
thanks for honest answer
>>24113874
It's a special kind of hell, isnt it?
why do all dicks get to look the same, but pussy has a chance of looking ugly?
>>24113862
People who think that are the vapid whores who go on instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. They think hating everything and sleeping all the time is cool.
>>24113908
I don't know ;_;
>>24113919
Yes
>>24113910
shitposting gf... they're probably less try hard
I just wanted to feel good about myself anon
;_;
>>24113828
I guess you are right
they can appreciate it but they don't have it
>>24113932
>why do all dicks get to look the same
They don't
>>24113945
But try hard is cuter than lazy slacker :3
>>24113932
there are plenty of ugly as fuck dicks honey
>>24113749
I want to have a family soon. I'm hoping to do single parent adoption with my state.
>>24113981
Please don't, kids with single mothers turn out shit every time. Trap a beta at least
>>24113949
I know many girls who are funny unintentionally. this girl I played dota with believed in ghosts and told us a story about how one time she saw a giant green hand and has been freaked out ever since.
We often discuss the green hand ghost now and I need to mute my mic to laugh. It's a cute endearing kind of funny.
>>24113934
please fix mistakes and elaborate
I'm really hungry.
I'm going to make a turkey.
>>24113331
absolutely right, this is why men are better than women in pretty much any skill.
Women are biologically tuned to seek attention so they forsake everything else.
So what's up whores? are you sad you can't get attention from chads and you come here? so desperate?
>>24114031
Looks like anon proven his point
I knew funny chick once
she was in my class in hs
yet she was a tomboy so I don't know if it counts or not
we watched football matches in pub, played snooker etc
she was great and funny
like a best friend but with tits
whores wasting their time on r9k
getting older and older each day
getting their minds fucked by robots
wasting their youth and short beauty period
chances of gettin with Chad decressing each day
FeelsGoodMan
>>24114054
The females you are referring to have no humor themselves because they are superficial. This can be seen by their constant sifting through social media platforms. They have no real thought processes. all of these girls can be said to be underaged or females who have never grown up and will party into their 30s to get away from reality.
Females who are in higher education or do not waste most of their time on social media should have more diverse humor-dark, dry, etc.
These are obviously not seen by you robots as they are not shit posting on the internet like the former.
>>24114192
They will always have us nice guys to love and cherish them.
>>24114094
I don't think you can make a turkey miss, not unless you are a turkey.
>>24114023
Meh. Better to have one parent than no parent.
>>24112767
former black tar user
used to have to dig the poo out with my fingers
i used to poo like once a week or so
im a boy btw
>>24114222
Lol. Good one.muted for 2 seconds. Fuck this shit can't even compliment a robot anymore
>>24114196
I attended best hs in town
and fairly decent uni
truth is girls who don't waste their time on superficial crap are usually way way smarter and nicer to talk with
but still no sense of humor or mild and childish one
>>24114222
I don't get it robo-friendo
Why can't you fembots even be my friend (not gf)? It's like you don't even want anything to do with me unless I have high status or good looks...j
Really, if I'm ugly girls won't even talk to me regardless of my intention.
>tfw would be a decent gf just am too ugly
inb4 post pics
>>24114220
whores btfo
robots satisfied with leftovers
double win if you ask me
>>24114344
attractive girls don't want to associate with anything that lowers their status.
>>24114339
Well that's unfortunate for you.
>>24114344
Sometimes talking to robots is boring because they use me as an outlet to complain about feels and want a pat on the back.
It's especially bad if they want to complain about women to me.
I used to have this robot friend who often needed me to approve of things he did, like if his haircut looked nice or if he should walk outside today. This friendship ended when he blocked me for not replying to a text for two hours because I went to go hang out with my mom.
>>24114357
be my gf, don't mind ugly
Text less posts aren't allowed
Femanons.
Pic related
>>24114357
>am ugly
>have consistently gotten romantic attention since I graduated from high school
>currently a decent gf
I'm fat and relatively titless for my weight too.
Have you actually been putting yourself out there? You might also do with some practice in conversation- anonymous platforms such as omegle can help with that.
>>24113749
>just hit 30
>baby crazy hits at the same time
I thought it was a myth. I really thought it was a myth.
I still hate kids though, I can't stand the screams and wails and all the poop. And I also want one.
>>24114598
i'm only 19 but sometimes i see people with their kids in public and think 'wow i want one' and 2 seconds later realize kids are awful.
babies are cute. kids suck
>>24114563
If you notice, females have femanon feels because we have tits and vaginas that you don't have.
We cannot post on a normal feels thread speaking about our vaginas or secondary sex phenotypes without being called attention whores so we post these threads for female specific emotions and experiences to limit it. You men have to come here and ruin our threads because you WANT to give us attention.
>>24114502
>implying I care
stay in your bubble if you want
but it's obvious that man have superior sense of humor
looks like you can't face truth tho
your choice
>>24114645
I wasn't arguing that men are more humourous than women.
I was arguing that women can be funny and can appreciate good humor.
I agree that men are funnier than women.
Someone's a little slow. Aka you.
>>24114642
no we just want to ruin your threads tbqh
>>24114563
I only reveal my gender to talk to other girls.
You're the interloper peeping on us and accusing us of wanting your attention.
Nobody wants you, and nobody wants your attention.
>>24114710
Ruining= bumping
>>24114682
>>>24113828
>I guess you are right
>they can appreciate it but they don't have it
Looks like you are the one who is slow in here.
Hmmm
>>24114621
>>24114598
>be male
>feel like utter garbage for not having a job and wife and kids by 22
>men are not allowed to want kids, supposed to be Chad
>want to have as many kids as possible, preferably at least 10
>talking with mother
>she would've kept having kids if my stepfather wasn't infertile and literally says "I would've had as many as I could"
>tfw women these days want to fuck around with Chad's until they're too ugly and then not have kids
American culture is literally the worst in human history.
>>24114776
The anon that said that wasn't me.
I responded that they are generally unfunny. But can be funny.
>>24113749
yes, I do. It scares me, because time flies by so fast too. What if I don't find the right guy in time??
>>24114832
wtf man you can barely get a beer for yourself
have some fun in life as an adult
once you get kids there won't be time for that
experience life before you decide to settle down
otherwise you might cuc.k yourself
>>24113749
I need the cash first, and it may not come.
As much as I yearn for a child, I would also not bring them up in poverty and uncertainty.
I don't ever want to have kids.
Why slave my youth over education and retail jobs just to burden myself with taking care of something for 18 years that'll take away my free time and money?
After I get a good job, I kind of want to use that money to do things that make me happy.
>>24113932
uh, I have a 5" dick. it doesn't look the same as a 7" dick trust me. Now I'll go cry
>>24114832
>want to have as many kids as possible, preferably at least 10
Shit dude are you me?
>femanon feels thread
>becomes thread for young men discussing their desire to have kids
wew
>>24114939
I'm 25. Literally all women are either fucking around and want someone to pay for it, or someone is paying for it and they're going to college.
>experience life
Eat shit. I don't want to tour fucking Europe fucking like women and fags do. I want to invest in someone and raise children. I hope by the time you "settle down" her eggs are fucking rotten.
>>24114947
I bet it's a cute dick.
Those are the best.
>>24114249
I pooped blood after a night of painkillers.
It was so goddamn painful it makes me wary of all opiates. Took me all day to get the shit out of me. I was chugging laxatives and nothing worked anyways
>>24114893
ok
I think we finally reached an agreement here
which is good because I have to go soonto my gf (but shhhh don't tell others), she is not really funny but I love her
>>24114982
Doing god's work son. Don't let these faggots screaming "dude sex lmao" ruin you
>>24115061that warmed my heart, anon...
> 21, female
> make 60k a year, live in Greater LA County area
> still live with parents
> wonder if I will make enough to support myself, as rent is like $1500 a month MINIMUM here, in a shoddy part of town, and a one-bedroom one-bathroom condo is about $400k here
> thinking about becoming a doctor just to support myself
> have given up on men and marriage to bring in a second income because things like 4chan and reddit have ruined how I view men
>>24114574
> this is why women have easy mode
>>24113786
>tfw when pic related happened to me once on the gym
>>24115118
maybe you're a lesbian?
>>24114986
women are horrible. stop being mean
>>24115119
Never denying that, but some girls do still have problems while on easy mode.
Social impairment in combination with ugliness can certainly pose a problem, to extend the vidja metaphor it's like easymode but with only a touchpad for mouse interfacing.
>>24115146
no I am straight, and a kv
>>24114982
kek you are a funny guy
turn 30 get younger wife, done
by experience life I mean do shit for yourself, education, career, hobbies you name it
do whatever the fuck you want, but know that once you get kids there is no turning back
I think you got no idea how getting kids turns your life around
you somehow become a slave (i know it's not the right word but you know what i mean)
I vitnessed my uncle gettin kids way too early in his life
he regrets that now even tho he is happy in marriage
>>24115226
>>24115118
Could I just be your house husband and take care of the kids, home, and make you feel good after a long day at work?
>>24115118
>sister holds a Master's and lives alone at 31
>makes $45k in LA in an actual degree related job
>this hoe bitching about making $60k living with her fucking parents
>literally wants an apartment in the sky because she's just too precious to live humbly
What the fuck is wrong with you? No, really. You're living turbo easy mode and still can't handle it.
>>24115118
I'm 24 and I moved back with my parents in LA county. I'm just gonna save up and travel after I get enough money. I don't want to get married and I hate kids so I'll probably just off myself once I get to see the world. Want to make a suicide pact?
>>24115264
>60k a year
> being able to afford a househusband in southern california
Sorry, sweetheart, I barely could support myself with $60k a year. You better work too and contribute to the family income.
>>24115329
>not moving to a cheaper state
Does it need to be a great job?
>>24115230
I'll be 27 when I get my BS, and I would have to get like $20k in loans per semester just to get to MS. And being an American, if you have an MS and want to become a Doctor, 90% of your credits don't count, so you have to do it all over again.
By 30, most women with an MS will already have been working for five years, and the ones that didn't go to college will be single mothers, taken, or just horribly shitty people.
You're a normalfag piece of shit that can't handle reality, go be a nigger somewhere else.
I will literally be moving to a second or even third world country because women have standards and/or are unfaithful.
I just want a bf who I can cuddle with, go hiking with, cook with, be best friends with, have inside jokes and more.
>>24115118
60k is enough to support a family. wtf are you buying. I don't think you make 60k
>>24115344
He can't even get a good job because a woman without even a BS can get a $60k job.
>male privilege is having a degree and making the same as a woman without one :^)
>>24115371
got an email?
>>24115360
>that feel when will be 31 by the time I get my doctorate
I don't even want kids myself but I've already given up on finding a partner. Women don't want life-long monogamous relationshits, especially with a poor graduate student.;_;
>>24115267
> apartment in the sky
more like
> apartment outside the ghetto without roomates
> like $1500 a month
> that's more than half of my take home income after taxes
> turbo easy mode
WTF are you doing that pays $45k with a master's degree?
>>24115316
What's wrong with that? Why are you ashamed? I am saving money for a 1-bedroom condo in 10 years from now. I don't want to die, I want to maybe live in Oregon or something.
>>24114982
men are fertile pretty much their entire life you know? Maybe you should get some more knowledge before pumping out other babies that will just become ignorant like you.
Good Job your virgin robots. You've allowed these fem"bots" actually have discussion in here.
well r9k was good while it lasted now it's normie show
>>24115401
>want to go to trade school
Does it need to be a glamorous job ;_;
>>24115344
If I move to a cheaper state I would make like 45k a year not 60k
>>24115372
60k in southern california is like 45k elsewhere
60k in the bay area is like 20k elsewhere
>>24115413
yes they do eeyore stfu with all your bitching and moaning, you have been here like 5 years and just brainwash yourself into depression
>>24115371
Y U R O P
U
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O
P L E A S E
>>24115372
I make about $3000 a month AFTER TAXES
rent for a 1-bedroom is about $1500 a month MINIMUM, in NON-FAMILY FRIENDLY CITIES
unless you want to cram the entire family in a 1-bedroom apartment and get by paycheck to paycheck there is no way i could support a family
>>24115415
My sister works for the government, and actually gets benefits and shit. She's looking at other jobs, but even working more than 40 hours a week at a university would only get her maybe $60k. And for those jobs there are literally more than a hundred people being interviewed.
>>24115415
>why are you ashamed
>woman literally says in the thread that $60k isn't enough for an apartment, a job which she didn't even need a 4-year degree for
>actually thinking she wouldn't be looking for a guy that makes >$100k with an MS or Dr. if she wanted to even have ONE kid, let alone think about having a larger family
And she's someone that goes on /r9k/. Just imagine the women that actually are actually doing "well" think they deserve.
>>24115464
>If I move to a cheaper state I would make like 45k a year not 60k
But what about answering my second question? or this one instead >>24115444
>>24115415
I'm not ashamed to live with them but i can't stay with them forever..I've already lived with roommates before but i want to live alone this time and with a gf preferably but like you, my view on women has really deteriorated lately so I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon. I'd rather just go to Europe then maybe jump off a fjord.
Go away you worthless cumdumpsters. LEAVE
>>24115360
>calling other people normies
>wanting marriage and kids
not like having wife and kids is the normiest thing ever
stupid nigger
>>24115371
>mfw I do all of this with my dogs already
What makes you better than a pack of huskies?
>>24115415
Oregon is full.
>>24115464
>$60k is like $45k elsewhere
Both of my parents, after working for twenty years, don't make more than $60k before taxes put together. And one of them is a skilled tradesman.
Literally in my previous city you could get a 1600 sqft home for less than $1500 a month, easily.
>>24115427
>men are pretty fertile their entire life
>just fuck around, women love you being yourself, just put your nose to the grindstone you stupid goy :^) Take care of someone elses kids when the only women who will talk to you are 35 :^)
>>24115499
Have wife work as well. WTF you want to support everyone on your income?
>>24115532
I HAVE A BACHELORS DEGREE
I NEVER SAID I DON'T HAVE A DEGREE
MY JOB REQUIRES A FREAKING DEGREE
JUST BECAUSE I AM 21 YOU ASSUME I DIDN'T FINISH MY DEGREE
And I only want ONE kid. That's all I want. ONE KID. That way I can afford to raise that kid in a neigbhorhood where they can play outside and not have to deal with gang violence and get a good education. Especially if both my husband and I work, all I want is one kid. If I marry someone who is a doctor then I will stay home and have 3 kids and raise those kids as a SAHM. But if not, then I only want one kid.
>>24115539
Just live with your parents until marriage, that is what I am doing. My parents' culture is like that, they don't want me going anywhere until I find a husband because of adultery and stuff
>>24115649
Because he was asking me if I could support a stay at home dad and I was saying no, I can't
>>24115633
Well yeah, your family makes much less because you can afford a decent life without paying an insane amount for rent.
>>24115604
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/09/childless-more-women-are-not-having-kids-says-census_n_7032258.html
>the amount of women that don't have kids is 30% at age 30-34
>http://time.com/3422624/report-millennials-marriage/
>25% of "millenials" will never be married
>The quality most women want in a husband, somewhat unromantically, is a secure job, followed very closely by similar ideas on raising kids, which was the quality most men wanted in a spouse. The problem is, the report points out, that young men are increasingly less likely to be employed. "In 1960, 93% of men ages 25 to 34 were in the labor force; by 2012 that share had fallen to 82%." Those young men who are employed are not bringing home as much bacon as they once did. In fact, if you adjust for inflation, the median hourly wages of men aged 25 to 34 are a fifth less than they were in 1980.
Keep telling yourself Chad that we're all gonna make it, that even femanons on /r9k/ don't want a guy that makes $100k when they take his job and then won't work hard to pay for a family.
>>24113153
If you're a grill please be my gf (I'm a grill by the way)
I'm also afraid of girls but want my first gf
>>24115633
you can marry someone younger than you, and have her make your babies. You can become a polygamist and have hundreds
>tfw no model fuckbuddy to fuck me in the ass
>>24115651
Unfortunately not every girl has the same culture as you and I think that would be a big turn off for most girls in southern California, plus I don't want to get married when the odds of it failing are greater than it succeeding. Are you Middle Eastern?
>>24115651
Ah good, you finished your degree. How does it feel making $60k at 21, bitching about income, when most men are five years older and can't get that kind of money because they have to work while going to school if they even want to be looked at by a woman?
>m-muh privilege
You wanted this life, and now you have it. Enjoy having a career and a potato baby because you refuse to have reasonable standards.
>>24115766
If it's so easy then why isn't it happening?
>don't want sex from girls because I prefer the dick but I also don't like sex much anyway
>realize I would love a gf I don't have to have sex with, just cuddle and hold her
I'm seriously considering looking to meet girls romantically but I would feel shitty being unable to fulfill her sexual needs.
>>24115949
Where do you live?
I would love to do this with someone, it's really hard meeting women when I have no experience with them and just want companionship.
Not many girls on here want to be with other girls.
>>24115949
look for an asexual, but not aromantic girl.
Problem solved.
>>24115743
>implying not getting married is a bad thing
absolute autist
>>24115807
how did you know i am middle eastern
>>24115857
60k a year isn't much when you live in the greater los angeles area
also
>reasonable standards
wtf are you saying
>>24113566
>husband
Gtfo normie REEEEEEEEEE
>>24116032
Washington state, 23 years old. I don't really know for sure what I want though, except that what I DON'T want is to break some sweet girl's heart.
>>24116035
I'd be okay if she wasn't asexual as long as she was okay not getting sex/stimulation from me.
>>24116052
>Greater Los Angeles area
>parents are against adultery and associating with men
>living with parents until marriage is ok
P E R S I A N
Atleast you have the option for an arranged marriage if all else fails.
Help me get gf please.
>>24116146
Then say that YOU are asexual on your dating profile. It will save everyone heartache. Even if maybe once in a blue moon you still feel an itch, it will not be enough for someone with a real libido.
>>24116052
>$60k "isn't much"
Most people can't make that with a BS. A degree they need to be at least $40k debt for. If you're a man you need to take care of yourself, because nobody will pay for you. That means either taking $15-20k debt a semester, or working and taking twice as long.
She's living practice mode, and complains when she's enforcing the shitty culture of lowering wages and expecting something better to be around the corner. Even if she was paying everything but rent living with her parents, she should easily be keeping $30k a year and would be able to buy a huge house within 3-5 years anywhere across 90% of the entire fucking country., but no, that's not enough. She NEEDS to live in a million dollar home, she NEEDS to be making $75-100k before she'll have ONE kid. It's insane.
>>24116244
This also makes sense, but I don't think I am an asexual because I still masturbate and have fantasies and might want to ERP sometimes.
I typically avoid self-labeling because it's difficult.
>>24116150
I'm Persian but I am Christian so that gets rid of 100% of arranged marriage prospects because I am not going to convert to Islam or Judaism and all my second cousins and arranged marriage prospects are Islamic or Jewish, AND I don't speak Farsi that well so I am not a good Persian girl. (Although I speak Spnaish lol)
> grandma set me up with a second cousin who is a devout muslim
> he literally beats his back until it bleeds during the day of a death of a muslim leader to pray for forgiveness and his 5 year old nephew does the same
> the "date" goes horribly with my grandma constantly forcing us to share an umbrella and almost hold hands
> he never ever contacts me or my grandma ever again
> 2 years later I find out he had a kid the whole time that he was keeping secret from everyone and his father refuses to let him marry the mom because she is a western woman whore
I don't fit in with the Persian community at all.
>>24116332
There is also demi-sexual, as far as names go? Though I'm lost there on the tumblr lingo.
>>24115743
Lol, I already have a fiancee Chad at 22.
Get fucked.
>>24116246
>>24116246
>Most people can't make that with a BS. A degree they need to be at least $40k debt for. If you're a man you need to take care of yourself, because nobody will pay for you. That means either taking $15-20k debt a semester, or working and taking twice as long.
A man can live with his parents until marriage too! What the fuck is wrong with that? I would rather marry a guy who does that and is a virgin guy who has savings for things like a house and kids. AND 60k in the greater los angeles area is like 40k everywhere else in the country!!!
>She's enforcing the shitty culture of lowering wages and expecting something better to be around the corner.
I am not expecting something better. I am going to stay where I am for a few years and either move up in rank where I work to 80-90k a year or get a master's degree which would pay 80-90k a year. That isn't expecting something better right around the corner, that's having reasonable expectations.
> Even if she was paying everything but rent living with her parents, she should easily be keeping $30k a year and would be able to buy a huge house within 3-5 years anywhere across 90% of the entire fucking country.,
Yeah I keep about $30k a year....With $90-150k I could only afford a house in like Oklahoma and I would only go there if I had a) a job and b) a husband. I am not going there alone.
> but no, that's not enough. She NEEDS to live in a million dollar home
Because a 3-bedroom house in a reasonably safe part of the greater los angeles area is about $600-1million
> she NEEDS to be making $75-100k before she'll have ONE kid. It's insane.
WTF is wrong with that. I want my kid to grow up safe, educated, and away from ghetto people. I worked in a low income housing project during college and those places are scary as fuck, excuse me for being "greedy" and not wanting my future kid to grow up in that environment.
Also, ONE KID = inherits everything and is rich
>>24116430
Why did you convert (assuming you weren't born a christian)?
>Dating a second cousin
Is this a common thing among Persians? I had a huge crush on a third cousin and I would've dated her but being a spic we usually just treat all distance cousins as first cousins so it would've been kinda taboo so I just kept my feelings to myself.
>tfw she gave birth to a baby from her ex recently
It crushed me desu ; ;
I don't speak Spanish well either so I know all about not fitting in.
>tfw every guy you're interested in that sees or meets your perfect stacy little sister falls head over heels for her and forgets that you even have a vagina
>>24116672
is that her? she is really cute
>>24116672
I mean, she is pretty cute.
>>>>24116430
be my Christian wife and I'll work too
>>24116672
Cute, but looks like a vapid cunt. Would ignore
>>24116672
Your sister is a qt. Is she prettier than you?
>>24116672
So you got all the bad genes, huh? Post your face pham.
>>24115617
you can't have jokes with your dogs.
Your dogs can't talk or think like a human can.
Dogs are relatively dumb compared to humans.
>>24116774
Obviously why else would she post that?
>>24115743
well who wants to date a guy that makes less than you. Men are supposed to be the breadwinners after all. If I want to be SAHM I can't if he makes less than me.
>>24116649
I converted because I read the Bible and it's the only religion that isn't crazy. My family has all sorts of religions in it.
My grandparents are half cousins, which is confusing to explain.
Don't be sad about your third cousin, it's genetically healthier to marry outside your family.
>>24116740
thank you
>>24116672
(re)Watch Daria and feel her feels.
>>24116769
>Cute, but looks like a vapid cunt. Would ignore
The worst part is that she's a completely nice and kind person and I want to hate her but she's too great. I've never seen her be mean in her life, not even when turning down the dozens of men that throw themselves at her.
>>24116774
I won't post myself but if she's a 9 then I'm a 4. Imagine a scrawny librarian with severe acne and scoliosis.
>>24115887
become the one chad, true chad, ultimate chadation, and you will have as many children as the stars.
>>24116898
>thank you
W-what?
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FEMANON YOU FAGGOTS ITS JUST A BUNCH OF FAGGOT NECK BEARD VIRGINS PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS OR TRAP FAGS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24116919
If she's a virgin then she's got you beat. If you are and she's not then you're 10/10 and she's >>>/trash/
>>24116898
>unironically religious
>>24116549
>a man can live with his parents too
No, he literally can't. It is not American to let a man over 18 live with you. On top of that, most parents don't have the money nor expect to pay for a son's car to drive to school.
I literally don't know a single woman who works while in school, but 1/4 of the men do, minimum.
>$60k is $40k every else
And I know people in my city who would kill to make $40k after working for twenty years. The median personal wage is still $27,000. You are making more than twice the average and it's STILL NOT ENOUGH. The average household income is $57k. YOU ARE MAKING THE MONEY OF TWO PEOPLE AND IT IS STILL NOT ENOUGH.
>muh living standards
Then move you stupid bitch, Christ.
>I'll work up and make more money
It MIGHT be possible for you. You won't be as desperate as the men around you, so don't expect it to be that easy. Every time you make more money, remember, the amount of men making that much money will drop precipitously. When you're making $80k you'll only be looking at guys making >$130k, and you'll be laughed at for being a 30 y/o woman expecting a guy to make that much.
>I could only afford a house in Oklahoma.
No, you could literally buy a 1200 sqft house in 90% of America for $90k. You have never even looked at real estate you spoiled brat.
>3 bedroom house is $600-1mil
So instead of saving for five years and buying a 5-bedroom house elsewhere in America, you'll save for ten years for a down payment on a three bedroom house in LA just because you're worth it.
>literally think not spending $100ks on a house means you live in the ghetto
You are so delusional, I can't understand how stupid you can be to get here.
>one child privilege
You better make sure he's in a special school, in a gated community, because there'll be 10 "low income" kids that will beat the shit out of him and torture him over his life for being such a privileged shit. Enjoy a Mexican kid killing your only kid when they want to get an A on a test.
>>24116895
>parents will pay for your living expenses
>75% of scholarships are women are minorities only
>some businesses have hiring quotas and will hire women anyway because they ask for less and don't want to have a family wage
>men should be the breadwinners senpai :^)
http://www.vice.com/read/youre-single-because-there-arent-enough-men-253
>baww where are all the Chad's that wanted me when I was beautiful and fertile
>>24117028
Tell me where in America I can get a 5-bedroom house for $150k and easily find a job that pays $60k. Tell me now. Not just one city, but at least 5.
>>24116898
Eh I'm fine now. I don't think i would've been comfortable dating her and explaining how were related to each other anyways.
That's really interesting..I knew Persians were more liberal then all the other sand people but just not to that extent ( regarding religion).
>>24117300
They're not THAT liberal, not many would marry me, a firm Christian (who won't convert), which is why I don't have the luxury of falling back on a nice Persian guy that my parents would pick for me.
>>24116811
Can women love you unconditionally like a dog can though?
>>24117294
>literally expects a man to do her work for her
First result senpai :^)
>>24113749
Yes and no.
We all get spun this brilliant false lie of how amazing having kids is. The poop, vomit and their hatred of you for possibly forever is glossed over. Once you have glimpsed that, however, most of the basic lust leaves you.
I know I'm only 24, but I can tell you now that I am in the baby phase. However, I was cripplingly depressed for years, and over that time realised that I can't risk a child inheriting that trait, and also I don't think I could handle the stress that is raising a child. Hell, I can't handle the stress that is general responsibility. I'm literally just making it up as I go right now in life.
You want a cute baby to love unconditionally and to treat like a prince. But at the same time you know that the world is fucked and you fear what their life could be like, and whether they'll get all your shit genes and whether they'll become a normie and resent you for your weirdness. Your job doesn't pay enough, your bf is a smelly NEET who couldn't provide, and your parents were such good parents you would always feel like an abusive parent comparatively.
I'm just getting a fucking kitten and being done with it.
>>24117109
sorry but I work hard. If a man doesn't work as hard as I do why should I support him?
Men are _supposed_ to make more, they are men for god's sake. women are designed to nurture. If he can't make as much as me what does that say? he's lazy bum
>>24117300
Are you baptized?
>>24117453
I secretly despise my parents for pushing me into this world without my permission. Life really is shit.
inb4 just kill yourself. it's not that easy normies
>>24117453
>We all get spun this brilliant false lie of how amazing having kids is.
Even normies know that this is just a meme.
>>24117357
Well if you can't find a husband in 10 years you can marry me (assuming I'm not dead by then). I'll promise to be nice to you.
