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objectively, which is the worst board and why is it this one?
social deprevation desu senpai
>>24115689
>worst board
It is indisputably /soc/
>>24115752
>objectively
>posts subjective response
kys tbqh
Pic tl;dr - Whore cheats on boyfriend with gym Chad, claims to feel guilty but doesn't stop
Here are a few exerts for you to digest.
Talking about her bf:
>My boyfriend is sweet, incredibly smart, supportive AND cute. He's everything I want in a boyfriend. He's not perfect: he could be in better shape (he's only a little above average I guess), he could have a better job, and sometimes you can have a little too much "nice," you know?
>Everything was goign just great. Sex was good. Not mind-blowing, but really often (every day) and really positive and the cuddling is easily the best in my whole life. This is a guy who knows how to make you feel special.
Now, talking about the gym Chad:
>And then I met another guy at the gym. (I go more than my boyfriend, but we both go to the same gym, so my boyfriend knows this guy, kind of.)
>Here is where I become a stereotype. The guy is about what you'd expect: he's TALLER, and in flawless shape, and comes from a pretty rich family and it's written all over him. He's cocky (a jerk sometimes). and totally vacant emotionally, and just wants sex
>He got me into bed the first time. I swear TO GOD I wasn't intending to sleep with him. I shrugged off his advances, I did everything except tell him to go away.
>The sex was SOUL-SHATTERINGLY GOOD. In the worst possible way. He's rough, he doesn't let me get used to him or pay attention to my needs, it's totally selfish in the way that sucks 99.99% of the time...and he's the .01% where the sex is the best it's ever, EVER been.
>The Sex is so good, that I'm blissed out afterwards, and I don't even feel guilty because I'm literally gasping with arousal and need and even (God help me) love. Real love. But it's just sex and there's no emotion on his part other than he clearly CLEARLY feeds off my stupid-faced after sex love-fest.
She literally called her bf ABOVE AVERAGE and still cheated on him. If you haven't given up on girls yet, you deserve everything you get.
When I read stuff like this I always get so mad and I take it out on my girlfriend even though I know she doesn't deserve it
They usually don't but this one hit me hard. It's terrifying honestly. I've never heard anything like this before.
>so somehow an afternoon under this guy is more important to me than months with a great, awesome boyfriend
>her boyfriend buys a strapon
I'm upset OP
Why did I read this?
I can't bear this kind of pain. Even knowing all of this, I can't give up on wanting to be with someone...wanting a girl to love and to hold.
Are we really just expendable things to them when Chad's around?
Thanks op
https://youtu.be/OzbLejvKyD8
https://youtu.be/KebH7vOwzbc
Is this what real fembots are like?
There's no such thing as a fembot
Even horribly deformed girls get sex regularly.
>>24115557
that girl is a demon
>>24115557
Anybody got the story behind the Yugioh thing?
>your future wife decides to keep her maiden surname
What would you say about it?
Op would not allow it. Not ever.
>>24115522
I'm so much of a beta that I would take her surname in that case.
Not okay. I'm too much of a traditionalist to let that slide. Even a double name wouldn't be okay - you take my name or another man.
>>24115522
I wouldn't marry her then
Are there any scientific researches about living a lonely, loveless life? How does it affect you? Are there any studies about it?
>>24115375
This web site
>>24115375
yes
tl;dr you'll die sooner
It's pretty well established that lonely people get less stimulation and tend to not be as bright as time goes on.
>23
>khv
>5'11
>5" dick
>filipino
>balding (buzzcut)
>robot
>tfw want qt, white older, gfd/switch mommy gf
>foot fetish too, want to kiss and worship her feet
sup ladies, gf application line starts here...
i'd rather put a hot knife in my pussy than your 5-inch filipenis.
whites can't be robots
roblox
>>24115347
this was me, i was just kidding. i'll be happy to fuck you.
Had you lost your e-virginity? If did post greentext stories of it
>>24115279
In habbo hotel, but my avatar was a girl and I fugged a guy. I still don't know why I used to do that.
>>24115279
Habbo Hotel. 2008-2009'ish
>slowly takes out p0n0s while giving OP a sexual gaze
>"u want it?"
>OP: "y-yeah"
>saunters up to OP and licks him from the top of his forehead town to his chin in one motion over the course of 5 minutes
>j-j-jams it in OP's bumhole
>immediately cum at the 2mm checkpoint
you just witnessed it happening OP
>Hey Anon, you finally showed up! I hope you don't mind that I brought some of my friends to our date?
>>24115243
They look so fucking unlikable
Which one of you did I ask out?
Fuck it, I'm going to play vidyagame.
>>24115243
>cigarettes
Enjoy your lung cancer, whores. Also all of your faces are 5/10 at best.
Hiroyuki-kun, please come here and fix this board. First of all make it SFW.
Guys, channel your energy so we can summon Hiroyuki-kun.
>make it SFW
why? do robots have jobs now?
>>24115170
Personally I'm enjoying the anuses
>>24115194
So stuff like trap threads won't be allowed.
I know a fool proof way of getting laid
Giving $5 to your mom? Yeah, nah, I don't want STDs.
>>24115128
Well? Say it, then.
Is it rape?
I need some help robots. I have a feeling I'm going to get into a fight soon and I have never been in one. I'm 6'1 220lbs so I'd like to think I'm a biggish guy (for you). Any robots with fighting experience have any tips for me?
How tall is your opponent?
>>24115210
6'1 or 6'2 I think
>>24115394
Well since you never been to a fight I suggest you bring some "friends" to help you out. Also bring a weapon with you (preferably a gun but if you don't have one then knife, glass bottle, baseball bat, any sharp or long object etc.) if the guy doesn't look like he can be reasoned with then be the first one to strike him. I would go to into detail about vital areas to hit and locks/throws but that would actually require practice and I given you above is efficient for you at this time
Why do you try so hard?
>>24115030
i dont try.
i make it happen (;
>>24115030
I TRIED SO HARD
I GOT SO FAR
can any of you robots solve this. I bet you can't
>>24115019
Do your own homework you stupid faggot.
>>24115019
if dubs, 0 == -5
new mathematical discovery
let it be known throughout the land
>>24115019
i don't remember the distance formula, but finding the values is super easy in this case.
can someone please remind me why ''rape'' is illegal again?
They already take hundreds of dicks nowadays, what difference does 1 more make?
And most of the time women enjoy being raped anyways.
Sage goes in all fields
I'm sure I'm going to be called tumblr but as someone who has worked with troubled youth for years, many of which are girls that were raped when they were younger, it's impossible to compherhend just how much it fucks them up later in life.
It might not seem big, it's just another dick, lots of these girls love sex and have lots of it. I can't say I understand it completely but when girls are raped it seems to break them in more ways then you could ever think. It permanently scars their mind and affects every relationship they will have in the future.
I'm talking about actual like forceful rape too.
>>24114999
ok roastie, you know there is a website were you can even downvote posts so you never have to see a post that disagrees with you again. Reddit it was called i believe, maybe you should check it out
How do fembots look like?
>How do
is this bait
>fembots
Can you stop this? Thanks.
>>24114977
not like the 1 in that pic for sure.
they are tomoko but plus 170lbs
