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look at all those tiny wagekeks slaving away for me
wew wew lads wew laddies wew
Its sunday m9
>>24117526
Thisis a sight for my sore eyes.
Is it normal to imagine yourself as the girl in the porn you're fapping to?
Do it all the time, makes me cuz faster.
>>24117269
I imagine im the guy for sure...
I thought that was the point
I don't know if it's normal, but why does it matter? Just do you nigga
I do it sometimes though
Who /shitty parents/ here?
>parents have despised each other for whole marriage
>shit talk each other to children
>don't talk or make parental decisions
>neglect children to rot
My real parents are pieces of shit. my adoptive mom and family are great. Kinda fucked up though finding out I was adopted, even weirder finding out who my real parents were. My aunt and uncle are my real parents. Apparently I was born "too Asian" looking even though both of them have Asian blood in them. and my dad flipped shit and wanted to put me up for adoption because he thought my mom was a cheating whore. His sister then said fuck that, she isn't letting a blood relative go into the foster system and took me in as one of her own. Even though she is technically my aunt and I found out the truth when I was 13 I still call her mom and consider her my mom. Honestly seeing how my biological parents act I feel like I dodged a bullet by not being raised by them.
>dad didn't help raise me
>single mom raises me like a spineless liberal pussy typically raises their children. literally let me do whatever I wanted and tried to instill feminist values into me
I practically had to raise myself. Both of them were terrible parents
>tfw you can kill yourself easily and all your pain and misery in your life will cease to exist
Whats your reason for continuing to live, robots?
I am only sticking around because I haven't found a way to painlessly kill myself in my sleep without consciously trying to commit the act itself.
>>24117179
Spite desu senpai
My suicide would generate more net suffering than it would remove.
Still wanna ive got like 3 years left in me before im ready
How do you become stoic, /r9k/?
I am way to influenced by desires for sex and for women's approval. But I've had gfs and sex and it's boring and pointless as fuck. I want to just live alone and do work and hobbies which I enjoy but my biological desires are always in the way. I'll spend entire days just thinking about fucking hookers.
Help me, pls.
Put your childhood dog to sleep
After doing that, nothing much will get to you anymore.
remember that you will die
Mindfulness
Who /Chad Family Members/ here?
>always beat me up when I was younger
>already taller than me when he was 12 and I was 16
>currently has a 12 year old gf and always complains when her Mom says she can't "spend the night"
>always grabs my dick, but then claims I "molest" his Mom when I give her a goodbye hug or whatever
>is named Tyler
>makes fun of me because he just got his permit and I don't know shit about driving due to anxiety
This fucker really annoys me. I hope he ends up gay or crippled.
>>24117071
How old is he now?
I have a 8/10 Stacey sister. The worst part is that she's not a slut or a bitch. She's genuinely nice and smart. Shes in med school and has been dating her first bf since the beginning of uni. Hes also very nice and smart. I understand why she's so well liked and popular and it feels like shit trying to live up to that as a loser with 0 friends. My family is always comparing me to her. I wish I had other siblings.
Why can't I have a robot sibling instead?
>>24117071
>significant balding at age 17
Yeah, I wouldn't worry.
Any actual misogynists here? I'm a full-blown woman hater, not even gonna deny it. Women are only good for breeding.
>>24116992
>any actual misogynists here?
>4chan
>/r9k/
So, almost the entire board besides Doj and a few traps and "fembots"?
>>24116992
Who hurt you anon? Who injured you in this way?
Nah, too much Bjork when I was a kid to really go all the way.
>white people think they can be robots
>they have white privilege
sorry white people, but only blacks can be robots.
>>24116993
>only blacks can be robots
white girls are literally throwing themselves at you because of the BBC meme
Only spics can be robots.
Blacks are monkeys not robots.
Whites and Asians are the only robots.
>>24116993
Stop this nonsense sire! Everybody can be robot.
What are you things men do that annoy you?
>no makeup="she's a lazy bitch who doesn't care about her self.5/10, why don't you wear makeup?do you ever wear makeup?"
>makeup="she's a superficial and shallow. She's got low self esteem because she can't even show her own face. Slut. LOL UGLY BITCH, you wouldn't be pretty without that weave, fake nails and makeup. I hate when girls wear makeup because it is false advertising. Natural beauty is best
Remember that everyone of the opposite sex is exactly the same and nobody thinks differently.
Fuck off retard
>>24116965
Chad here, the more you keep up those pathetic attempts at thinking, the less you get my dick.
>>24116965
When Betabux asks me to stop fucking Chad.
If you didn't want me to fuck Chad you should have had a bigger dick!
>tfw when day 8 of NoFap November and you're browsing /s/
It's a rush desu senpai
sabbooottaggeee!
>>24117012
You'll have to try harder than that, senpai.
I'm not fapping at all this month.I might not ever again, either.
>>24117110
challenge accepted.
bring it on!
why does everyone have a grudge against chad, if it weren't for chad we wouldn't be the self-respecting people we are today?
I love Chad. Chad's always been cool to me.
Still envious of his success tho senpai.
Zero sum game. Everything Chad gets is something you won't get. Also Chad likes to pretend he got to where he is throug hard work when it was just good starting position and sometimes luck. So that's why.
>self-respecting
speak for yourself lad
I agree with >>24116838, I've never really had a problem with that type of person. They are usually very nice to me.
Hey anon, I am so bored right now! Come over let's hang out :))
>>24116630
>Hey Chad, Anons not here and I am so bored right now! Come over let's hang out :))
Fixed.
REEEEEEEEEE
>>24116630
>image.jpg
Spotted the IPleb kuck
>>24116725
Sorry I am posting from my phone because I don't know much about computers xo :))
>posting on /r9k/
>not enjoying a beautiful sunday afternoon
>>24116598
Whats your excuse?/
>>24116598
>>not enjoying a beautiful sunday afternoon
It's cloudy, wet, and cold.
>>24116770
I'm outside on my brand new iPhone 6(tm). Just got a blowjob from my 9/10 gf at the park, you?
Takes a single message to turn my world upside down to be honest familia
> feels thread
>>24116517
>Finally, after eons of swiping, get a match on tinder
>she's pretty awesome actually
>chat and get her number
>sleep
>today
>1 word replies
Finally thought I'd meet someone different
>>24116517
If that's an ex don't go back senpai
>Normie advice #373: You can re-read the same book over and over but it'll always have the same ending.
>>24116517
>meet a girl I really like
>we hit it off and get along great
>have a fuck buddy that I need to end it with
>go out one last time with her
>tell her last night that we shouldn't hang out like this anymore
>she cries and I go home alone
>next morning I get this text from the girl I like
Being a chad isn't all it's cracked up to be
So I smoked weed twice this week and both times were literally hellish. I cant even explained what happened. My brain was not fucking working, I said incredibly stupid shit like unreal and got insecure, there was no good feeling at all. Yet ill do an 8th of coke or meth a night. I dont get why normies do this drug and spend shit tons of money on it for what it seems like just to be cool. Like someone could come up to me and say they smoke crack, pcp, or their robotussin all day and theyd still be cooler than 420 blaze it faggots. Its not like I was even smoking fucking blunts, or dabs, I took 3 half assed hits tops of some dro
>>24116458
Like i thought weed was pure bliss love and happiness broh, what the fuck
>>24116458
>>24116513
sounds like you experienced extreme introversion and anxiety
It must be you. Every time I smoke, I feel great. It also stops me from thinking so much.
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