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Are some of you guys actually happy?
how do you do it?
I'm always alone. No friends. Few family members.
College is boring.
I have things that I want to do
I have dreams that I want to achieve
but this feeling is just drowning me.
how do you do it?
No, I don't really know what it means to be happy. My life is a constant numb ennui punctuated by deep pits of depression. When things look like they're taking a turn for the better, I grow suspicious and mistrustful at my own lack of apathy.
Everything I do is just a temporary distraction form the numbness. I dont know an alternative.
I can safely say that I'm happy. I have one real friend, never had sex (though I've made out with girls before), have a disfunctional as fuck family, but I still wake up every morning excited to start the day. I think my happiness stems from my ability to block out any negatives from my life ( a feature I gained when I was bullied in middle school as a way to cope with pain) which leaves me pretty detached from reality at times, but ultimately only lets happy thoughts seep into me; if that makes any sense. I also have long term goals (music production, college, fitness) that keep me occupied.
you just have to realize that your perception of happiness ( e.g. Having a girlfriend, having an expensive car, partying all day erryday) aren't objective standards of happiness. You can be happy despite all these things that you probably don't even like anyways.
If you haven't already, I'd delete all social media accounts to get the ball rolling. That toxic and competitive community with the meta game of getting more likes than your peers, puts an emotional drain on you and reminds you that you are different from everyone else.
>>24119795
desu I've just stopped thinking about it. Nowadays I just focus on uni and whatever I feel like during my freetime. I try to do good things when I can, ie. I would do the dishes even tho my roomate could help. I am the person helping the old lady in the bus. I don't even know why I do these things. Maybe it's just a hope of becoming happy some day.
Hope you enjoy your new vidya... I can't afford upgrading (Ive missed on the last 5 years already)...
Have fun for a poor robot...
>>24119735
>that ass
mmm
>>24119735
In your position aswell. Atleast i can play csgo tho
gonna play it on the one
dont nees no upgrades
If the most alluring girl you know offered to let you jerk off into her mouth, immediately swallow it, and you both had to sign a 100% lawyer-proof document to never tell anybody about it, would you do it?
>>24119733
Yes. I don't have anyone I'd feel the need to tell.
What the fuck? Who the hell would say no to that?
>>24119733
I guess?
I wouldn't tell anyone anyway.
She'd have to be naked or I definitely wouldn't get hard from the awkwardness.
It wouldn't change the fact that I'm a virgin.
But hopefully it would lead to us having full sex somehow?
retour au boulot mes p'tit salaircocu
>>24119699
Tiens, voila 500e pour que tu me laisse t'enculer a sec toute la nuit, mon ptit chomeur.
kek
la race eteinte des robot francais
Vous etes ou geographiquement les gens?
Just post the worst thing that has ever happened to in school.
I'll have a shot first.
> be me
> 14
> riding bus home from school.
> 2 bratty kids behind me and a uber christian who is 14 sit.
> christian kid and me are like Batman to Joker.
> christian starts being an ass.
> tell him to fuck off he has always bothered me
> denies it.
> young kids back him up.
> kid sitting next to get me this look like woopsy.jpeg
> ignoring christian.
> called names.
> one young kid keeps on tapping on my shoulder to piss me off.
> tapping.
> tapping.
> go off.
> hit him in the head.
> black hipster pulls me off of him.
> kid gets concussion.
> yell at at everyone that this is my fucking bus.
> suspended from school.
> so happy.
>>24119584
>This is my fucking bus
Kek
>be me
> be 15
>accidently expose pubic hair during sports class
>everyfuckingbody saw
>bullies make draw
>tallest of them wich happens to be the tallest human being in the whole school glue the fucking draw in a unreachble place
>they mock me for the rest of the year
>>24120139
>bullies make draw
>glue the fucking draw in a unreachble place
wot
title
c uckson
>>24119520
Just say kekson you fucking kekold.
>>24119509
dank memer
Why don't women go to the bathroom before they commit suicide?
Because women always need men to clean up their messes after them.
>>24119456
What am I even looking at?
>>24119456
She didnt fly soo good
>b-but women can be lonely too!
They can't, and your ms paint comic doesn't prove otherwise. Now get the fuck out, roastie.
>>24119444
Are you actually on the spectrum?
Nice trips regardless.
They're lonely because they can't get a top 20% man. They can get fucked by a top 20% man, but can't keep one and that's their tragedy.
Weird stuff has been happening to me lately. I;m very worried for my mental state. It's like my brain has been glitching up lately.
Just yesterday I was sitting alone in a dining hall looking at a fat girl eat a salad, I blinked and the salad turned into a burger and fries. I know it was a salad before, I acknowledged in my mind that she was eating a salad, but it suddenly became something else.
This hs been happening a lot lately. I've seen people in the distance I was positive that I knew, yet when they come close they will be completely different looking, even with different genders or skin colors that I couldn't ha e missed.
The worst thing was a week back when I went into my room and had a solid five minute conversation with my roommate, then i looked away and when I looked back at him he wasn't there. He came into the room probably thirty minutes later and when I asked him if he'd been here before he just gave me a weird look.
another thing i've been noticing is that objects and people will often have a weird glow surrounding them, like some holy aura. It looks almost like a gas and it sway and wisps behind them as they move. Objects have also seemed to become much more inquisite and I'm noticing all these patterns in them I've never seen before.
Is this schizophrenia, I've never been diagnosed and I don't think I am? What the fuck is happening to me? I could give more examples of stuff happening if you'd like.
looks like you've hit your 4th scoop
>>24119423
Have you done any drugs? Sounds like it could be HPPD, especially the part about seeing a glow or aura around objects. Or it could perhaps be psychosis.
>>24119501
I have taken psychedelics before, but it's been at least a good six months since the last time I've done it.
>"Oh god this weekend went by so fast Anon! That's the downside to enjoying things, they always end so quickly. Well I guess we better get some rest for tomorrow. I'm gonna go brush my teeth and get ready for bed, make sure it's warm by the time I get back!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzRwqJcwt4Q]
What an ugly bitch. You're a faggot OP
PLEASE STOP WITH THESE THREADS OP
YOU'RE TORTURING ME
>>24119521
This is how a 9/10 girl looks like without make up
who /ruined credit/ here?
222 reporting in
debts include:
600 to state of illinois in unpaid tickets
1000 to hospital radiology department
400 to TCF bank
and of course thousands in student loans
>>24119407
how many thousands in student loans?
>>24119449
>how many thousands in student loans?
~5 to gubmint and 20 to my grandparents.
all i have is $8000 in student loans. i've never paid with credit once in my lifei sell drugs and typically pay for thins in cash
How do I meet wholesome spergy girl who is really into and passionate about something that isn't fucking SJW bullshit.
>tfw no HAM radio gf
>tfw no qt IT/networking gf
>tfw no critical thinking gf
>>24119328
Cue the dudes pretending to be your dream gf
>>24119351
I can't be bothered tonight, maybe another time
>>24119328
PhD programs in things that aren't women's studies.
See? Just be yourself, girls love shy guys pretty much :)
>>24119287
Mute Chads*
>>24119287
Oh cool. Guess this means i got a shot. :^)
Haha that's pretty good
What the hell do people mean when they say that there's no such thing as normalfags?
Have y'all never seen this?
no one is truly normal. chad is abnormal. most average people you see have a few secrets that if know, would make them as bad as a robot.
>>24119933
If one is so normal and socially skilled that one can get sex or relationships then it's a normalfag.
Why do you robots not cook?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAYiecsXHJ8
Even acne-kun is doing it.
>>24119019
>don't you cook?
>>24119019
I can cook. Since i'll be alone forever i may as well learn to make some slammin food
>>24119019
What is this guy?
Sami or Finnish or something?
