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who /nightwalk/ here?
>tfw some guy in a gasmask threw a bottle at me last night while walking home with some icecream from walgreens
>tfw about to go on a walk in the scary-ass woods by the river so I can have a smoke in relative peace
That's why you carry a knife around, fag
>>24127831
>People think carrying knives will stop other people from throwing things
Was in the last thread, I walk around my campus uni and envision how certain areas would be framed for a horror movie or game.
Gonna start exploring these walking trails in the woods behind school around a manmade lake before it gets too cold out
Are you guys happy that the white race is coming to an end?
guess its time to move to russia
I guess it was inevitable. How were we supposed to compete with this?
>>24127487
why do white people hate themselves so much?
For the men here who like small tits (A cup or smaller) and would prefer a long term partner to have small boobs....just...why? Are you a closet homo (it's okay you can tell us) or bicurious or a pedophile or what?
Not talking about men who would hook up with someone with a flat chest, but people who would prefer their long term partner to have a small chest.
Not interested in a girl who will have bags of cottage cheese in 5 years.
>>24127480
Well what happens is you fuck some a cup girl and she turns out to be cool so you stick with her. Big tits are better but small isn't bad, not like I'm gonna leave a perfectly good woman for something so small.
I just discovered evo psych and it turns out that some people have sexual prefs that are not strictly adaptive!? WTF logic error beep boop whirr crash
>money can't buy you happiness!
I know right, if only I had money I'd be very happy. Wouldn't have to worry about anything really
>how can you be free when you have so many obligations
>>24127450
Not funny. Try again later.
Hey r9k i came really cl9se to ending it tonight. I need help finding cyanide pills cause no guns nyc
>>24127336
Why anon? Care to talk?
When life's got you down turn that frown into a fenriz
>Ignore the RIP Qvorthon in the corner
>>24127465
Depressed for two years now got drunk tonight spoke to ex, still hates me almost jumped in front of traffic going home. Just tired of drinking my problems away.
Look I have a question for the robots here. Would you, in the case of it being socially and or legally accepted, date (not just fuck, although that may be a part of the relationship) a female the age of 13 and younger? Personally I would because it feels like they haven't turned into the cruel manipulative bitches they will become in their teenage years and I feel as though I could help at least one stay innocent of becoming the cold, manipulative, gold digger that would be her fate.
>also because they can be attractive
>pic kinda related
I would. I'm not attracted sexually to anyone that young, but I think "dating" could be nice.
Take her out somewhere, listen to what's going on in her life. Go places and do things she wouldn't be able to normally because she's a 14 year old waif and I'm a hulking 6'3" gorilla. I'd be part of her life, she would be part of mine. Then, one day, she might want to really date. Probably not tho.
I like to spend time with women, especially young women. There is something energizing simply about being around them.
Unfortunately society is geared at the moment so I must be a pedophile if I want to spend time with anyone underage. Such is life in the West.
>>24127299
Yes because it would give me the chance to steer her in the right direction.
>>24127299
not really, why the hell would you even hang around with her for?
Comfy pictures thread
Comfy rustic stone cabin
>>24127298
how many architects do you think it took to design that stick fence in the back?
island house comfy
SKINNY PEOPLE CAN NOT
NOT
NOT
NOT
BE ROBOTS
IF YOU ARE SKINNY YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO EXCUSE
>skinny people can wear a whole bunch of different clothes to help hide their flaws
>they can be athletic with minimal effort, don't have to deal with their bodies being used to eating much more food
>they LITERALLY don't pant while walking
>people inherently like and trust skinny people more
If you are skinny you can NOT
BE
A
ROBOT
GET OUT
I lost 75 pounds
I'm still working on 25 more.
Quit being lazy you fat sack of shit.
>>24127255
Skinny, minimal flaws, cigarettes hinder my athleticism, people inherently like attractive people.
>tfw life's easy peasy
>tfw lost 67 lbs
>still need to lose 100 lbs more
Whhyyyyy
How many times a day would you say you feel?
>>24127233
i feel every second of the day, everyday.
I want to wake up.
>>24127233
Please provide sauce for this shit so I can fap.
>>24127474
not gonna do it senpai
>talk to qt3.14 girl from another country
>only girl i talk to, only girl i have ever been friends with
>we IM daily, sometimes skype each other
>she is in IB in high school and has a lot of shit to do and i do her homework all the time
>she has a really important literature assignment due in 3 hours
>lit is my worst subject
>i dont want to let her down i have to do it
>i smoked weed now it's extra hard and i'm tired
JUST
you do relize shes just using you and you have 0 chance of dating her
>>24127162
Just pull the trigger
>>24127162
A girl from another country who you're doing homework for?
Dude
Come
On
I'm not even a stormfag. I just hate people who whine about hitler 80 years after he died.
I'm green Acorn btw
This bitch sure is stupid
>>24127164
Sjws Are ruining the world
Political corectness and emotions have gone too far
Who else /suicidal/ here?
>>24127128
yes. me. do you need something?
nope, you guys are faggots
>>24127306
i have no friends and I don't know how to make friends as an adult.
I'm lonely as fuck
If you haven't ever kissed a girl or had a gf by 25, is it safe to assume you will die a virgin?
>>24127067
Fucking TRY. Jesus Christ.
>>24127086
Try what?
>>24127086
What do you want me to try, senpai? Is it a video game?
who here /irlmemer/
I use 4chan memes almost on a daily basis to pretty much everyone I talk to.
I call people normies every day and have even REEE'd loudly a few times
Just really subtle stuff, like saying fugg :DD irl when something messes up
>>24127019
Pls gib source on meme database
Pls
>call my close friends normies
>people have caught on
>chads in my uni are now saying normie as a joke
How bad have I fucked up
Who /shaman/ here?
>tfw on a spirit journey
What do you mean, shaman? Do you mean psychedelic user, or do you mean the system of beliefs?
>tfw dxm shaman communing with external beings
>tfw you realize you're not really a human
>>24126976
That's a false dichotomy to be honest.
