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I want to kiss a pretty girl right on the mouth
Society OWES me a pretty gf
I DESERVE ONE GIVE HER TO MEEEEEEEEE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>scientists think kissing evolved from sharing food with babies who cant chew
yeah, you may thinks its a sign of affection, but no
you want to feed the sexually attractive female to appease her
but this won't appease her. neither will buying her flowers, candy etc.
she only wants sex
kissing is kucking.
>>24129582
I just think it would feel real nice. I could kiss her a while maybe.
What do you want for this Christmas?
I think it's sorta depressing I actually want clothes this Christmas since I cant afford it..
>>24129510
Rare
A
R
E
Pep
E
P
>>24129510
>depressing
No that's adulthood. Enjoy it.
I want euphoria
NOW WATCH ME WHIP (Kill it!)
NOW WATCH ME MAY MAY (Okay!)
NOW WATCH ME WHIP, WHIP
NOW WATCH ME MAY MAY (Can you do it?)
>>24129488
SILENTOAD~
SILENTOAD~
SILENTOAD~
SILENTOAD~
>>24129488
mods ban this retard pIs
>>24129677
DO THE STANKY LEG (stank)
How accurate is this r9k?
Disturbingly.
>>24129480
Seems good to me desu senpai
lol who made this its hilarious
Where do you live?
Where do you want to live?
Me: Socal
Oregon
minnesota
vancouver
socal also
new york or somewhere that isnt 10 gorillian degrees in the summer
>>24129443
Illinois
The Afterlife
I'm failing classes and I want to kill my self... I really don't want to fail but I can't get my self to study... going to class and getting up is starting to become a struggle.
I'm going to bump with some aesthetic photos
i'm getting a gun license in two weeks...
>>24129340
>fail class
>want to suicide
You have no idea what to expect in life
Anyone else here taken a Tibetan girl's virginity?
>>24129210
>Tibetan
I think you say "China" girl, right?
>>24129250
She was actually born in India her family fled China originally. I dumped her cause I realized she smelled bad after walking home from her house with her back to train. And yes I did see blood. I popped that hymen.
>>24129364
How to find such delicacies please? Age? Price? Condom?
what's your favorite shit, anon?
>celebrity
nice choice and so on
here is my favourite shit, pls no bully
>>24129205
You mean
>nishe choishe and so on
Can somebody explain to me what is so wrong about women wanting a man with money? A man with a job, car, and house?
It just seems like human instinct to me. Men look for sex while women look for a protector/provider. A woman complaining that a guy isn't strong or wealthy isn't any worse than you ">tfw no gf" niggers complaining about being virgins. I think you guys want pussy but you don't feel like you should have to "earn" it. That's like a woman wanting to get married but not have sex with her husband.
>>24129151
>why is it wrong for a man to provide for everything while a woman just provides a hole?
>>24129151
Whatever happened to love? Being with someone you can stand because you like them as a person, not being with them because of material things.
That means they see no inherent value in the man, just what he can provide. This implies that you can be easily replaced, and will be should the opportunity arise.
Men tend to get more emotionally attached to women because guaranteed pussy/companionship is harder to come by for them.
>tfw your oneitis says your the best
Any other friendzone classics?
>i'm not really dating anyone right now
Fuck you slut
>how come I can't find a good guy like you?
>>24129116
>Omg really?
Whenever I compliment
What does /r9k/ think of Eric and Dylan?
>>24129044
Two idiots. Done what idiots do.
They did nothing wrong.
>jewish edge lords
nty
Image a person walking to the store. Actually imagine it. The sun is out, and there's only a few clouds in the sky. This person walks at a leisurely pace, enjoying the gentle sun and fresh air. Finally said person reaches the store, picks up whatever is desired, and heads back home.
Now stop.
You imagined this person as a man, didn't you? Even though I gave zero indication the person was a man. THAT is why need feminism.
>>24128998
The fuck... I imagined a woman. Probably because of your picture.
I imagined a chick but maybe thats because of the gif
Yeah dumby, this fails with the gif right there
Why is it everytime a girl gives me even the slightest bit of attention, I fall madly in love with her?
>>24128962
Because you're extremely lonely.
Conversely, why can't I fall in love with anyone?
>>24128962
>repeating a line from a movie
You really have no original ideas, do you?
>be black bot
>trying to enjoy some LOTR clips on youtube
>comment section is filled with stupid shit from white folks like "lol black people are orcs"
Can you guys please stop doing this shit? Tolkien hated allegory anyways.
I mean, all i have ever seen some from black people is violence, rap, drugs, and rape
witch goes with orcs and bandits
>>24128932
It's because the majority of you tubers are too young to actually know the effects of their words, and they aren't being supervised. Hence Pewdiepie and PrankInvasion being two of the most popular channels despite their stupidity
>>24128932
Let me give you some solid advice that everyone can enjoy.
Don't read YouTube comments. And never ever post. You rarely read YouTube comments and think "Wow how insightful, what a good use of my time". And you will never leave a YouTube comment that will make you feel good when you stumble upon it later.
maybe that is why girls squirt when they orgasm
>>24128930
You meme kids are adorable.
Have fun in your bait thread, sweetie. Don't stay up too late, you have school in the morning.
>>24128930
No, they have a pee hole.
That whole area is nasty as fuck tho.
No wonder so many guys prefer shemales over biofemales.
>finally have sex
>she squirts
>turns out it was just the pee left there by Chad
