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THE MOMMY ZONE
>>24132094
change my diaper bitch
>>24132112
One clean diaper coming right up desu ne
>the feel when no mommy Rinko gf
Literally /r9k/: the book
/r9k/ the book is Steppenwolf
Actually /r9k/: the book
>>24132082
It's more like /pol/: the book
Is /r9k/ the gayest board on 4chan?
>>24131980
It's definitely up there. Lots of real gay dudes here, but also a lot of prison gays curious enough to ERP with the real, or fake, gay guys
>>24132016
>Lots of real gay dudes here, but also a lot of prison gays curious enough to ERP with the real, or fake, gay guys
Like /fit/ and /a/?
>>24132016
i dont dislike them until they start spreading their gayshit propaganda and claim they arent gay because they like traps
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
I havent left my house in two months. What is 'hard' is different for everyone. Don't be a dick.
Im not in EE, but I always thought that engineering was supposed to be hard. Are you meming or are you serious? Why do you think its easy? Srs question
>>24131983
Ees pasta, senor.
>Anon, what's a "penis"?
>>24131895
Inb4 here let me show you.
childmarriages should be legal
"Oh, never you mind. Your life's going to revolve around it in about 10 years; just enjoy little-girl things for now. Run along and play."
![9-11-survivors-pasquale-buzzelli-who-survived-after-39surfing39-on-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B8XEOHh.jpg "9-11-survivors-pasquale-buzzelli-who-survived-after-39surfing39-on-2[1]")
Inb4 lots of europoors post about "9/11" thinking today is the anniversary because difference in day and month format.
>>24131846
>Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
True though. Jet fuel can't melt anything. Fire, however, can melt everything.
>>24132089
fire can't melt asbestos
>>24132347
lava can
Gonna get myself banned, hopefully for a long time, I don't even like coming here anymore yet here I am.
Goodbye, finally I will be free.
>>24131786
If you're banned, doesn't it only stop you from posting? Or viewing too?
>>24131824
>BEING THIS FUCKING NEW HOLY SHIT
Goodbye senpai, gonna miss you desu
Who /lesbot/ here?
>Every cute girl is straight and thinks you're gross
>>24131719
>tfw panbot
This one guy in school always talked me down but I secretly loved him.
>tfw your pussy stinks so bad you made your first girlfriend throw up all over your bed when she went in to eat you
>>24131813
>pan
this isn't real anon, jesus christ, just say trap.
Why do you think we exist?
Hard mode: something other than "to suffer" or its equivalent
>>24131635
By complete accident Tbh.
>>24131635
classic: for populating the space
>>24131635
>Why do you think we exist?
How do you know we exist? Because we don't. There's no solid evidence that there is an existence. It's all just theory.
who /friendly sociopath/ here?
I feel no empathy toward other people, but I kind of like them anyway. they're fun, and hating them takes so much effort.
>your post
<i concur
tbqh
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>>24131607
yeah, pretty much.
I don't care about people and I don't care to hate, since that doesn't get me a thing.
Would you say it's like a game?
What is your goal or purpose in life /r9k/?
It doesn't have to be rational. Infact it probably isn't. Basically what I am asking is what is the change you would most want to see in the world to the point that you would be willing to cause that change in some way? I find life basically pointless, but still have one objective that I can say is somewhat important to me.
>>24131601
I want to fulfill a great destiny and die for something or someone worth dying for.
This keeps me from suicide because it will never happen.
>>24131601
>What is your goal or purpose in life /r9k/?
I don't have one. I'd kill myself but I don't want to burden my family with my funeral.
The other day I moved a turtle out of the middle of the road. That's really the only thing I've felt good about in years.
>>24131601
It used to be to figure out the meaning of everything.
Now it's to have a girlfriend and have sex, to know what it feels like.
How would you feel if your gf has had sex with most of her guy friends? How would you feel if she is friends with these guys and they text/talk whenever they run into each other?
>>24131573
D R O P P E D
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>>24131685
you sure? what if she is a hottie
My ex was like this. She was friends with a bunch of her ex's.
>"only friends"
>"only loyal to you baby"
>"jamal isn't shoving his 14 inch snake into me on a daily basis whIle you're sleeping thinking your tiny beta cock could please me".
Ended up cheating on me and trying to pass it off as her restrictive parents didn't want her having a boyfriend. no wonder her religion has women like her stoned.
It's that time again robots.
How long has it been, how much does it hurt?
SOMETHING'S WRONG WHEN YOU REGRET THINGS THAT HAVEN'T HAPPENED YET
She sends me snapchats every day or two
i'm pretty over her
fucking whore..
I guess it's been over a week now.
I just hope you're okay.
Do men have feelings?
idk ask them
Yeah why
>>24131556
Do women?
I've noticed there are a lot of socal fags on right now, where are you guys at?
Pomona here, please get me out of this beaner shithole
>live in socal
>complain about beaners
>>24131495
How do we get them out?
>some califaggots making /soc/ threads
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
