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>be black bot
>trying to enjoy some LOTR clips on youtube
>comment section is filled with stupid shit from white folks like "lol black people are orcs"
Can you guys please stop doing this shit? Tolkien hated allegory anyways.
I mean, all i have ever seen some from black people is violence, rap, drugs, and rape
witch goes with orcs and bandits
>>24128932
It's because the majority of you tubers are too young to actually know the effects of their words, and they aren't being supervised. Hence Pewdiepie and PrankInvasion being two of the most popular channels despite their stupidity
>>24128932
Let me give you some solid advice that everyone can enjoy.
Don't read YouTube comments. And never ever post. You rarely read YouTube comments and think "Wow how insightful, what a good use of my time". And you will never leave a YouTube comment that will make you feel good when you stumble upon it later.
maybe that is why girls squirt when they orgasm
>>24128930
You meme kids are adorable.
Have fun in your bait thread, sweetie. Don't stay up too late, you have school in the morning.
>>24128930
No, they have a pee hole.
That whole area is nasty as fuck tho.
No wonder so many guys prefer shemales over biofemales.
>finally have sex
>she squirts
>turns out it was just the pee left there by Chad
Ask a member of the most undesirable race anything.
>I love white men
>I kinda smell like curry
Do you shit in the street
>>24128654
You don't look like a ginger
>>24128716
> implying
Blocks
If girls don't like nice guys, then why don't you stop being nice?
They also don't like nonnice nonchads.
Takes a lot of energy maintaining a facade.just bee yourself
being nice or being an asshole has nothing to do with it
just b attractive and nothing else matters
How is No Gf November going? I'm still going strong.
Gone 22 Novembers straight, let's try and make it 23
kek
23 year streak here.
See you next november to be completely frank, member of my close family.
34 Novembers here. It got hard halfway through but I was able to push through and maintain my pace.
Who here /doitforhim/
> getting thin
> getting my teeth whitened
> shaving the ol' pussy bush
> weekly salon visits
> all for his lovehe's not my boyfriendhe's not even 3DI feel bad for people with no custom made husbando to love
>>24128633
post youre husbando5
I do it for Okabe :)I didn't do much for him though
Ew gay
In this thread, we share our story and explain how we fucked up our lives and let our dreams go to waste
>finish high school with good grades
>always liked history and decide to go to a great college renowned for it's history degree
>not the most employable job but it's interesting, will make me wiser and i can always become a techer
>go to new town and due to anxiety and some fucked up stuff i end up isolating myself
>spend a whole year indoors, speaking only with the housemates (they were good people but were older and already went trough the "university social life" so they didn't care much about meeting new people, etc...)
>finnish the year with shitty grades and i just wanted to go back home
>gave up on the great college and went for a community college nearby to take an art degree
>i can't draw for shit
>i'm in the last year and i feel like i just wasted money and ruined the chances of being someone the moment i left the great university
>underpaid jobs is all that's left for me and i don't even learned anything special
I fucked up everything and it was all my fault... When i was young i never dreamt that i would work in a factory but guess what... life's tricky...
Now i don't even have my health cause i started to suffer from chronic neck\back pain and i feel a constant physical pain... Doctors don't know how to deal with it and say that i just gotta live with it... I'm also balding
>>24128610
>Abused as a kid, never stopped caring about abusive dad until I realized he was never going to stop and was never going to care about me again
>Every suicide attempt failed
>Never really recovered from any of that
>One by one friends forgot about me
fast forward to now
>nothing's changed
>>24128610
If you are under 40 you have no NO right to complian, save up money and get a 1 year certificate to plumbing work for a company for 5 years for the experience, build relationships with your fucking customers, make cards any hand them out to them or their noisy neighbors asking about what you're doing. After 5 years quit the job and become partners with tons of real estaters and you'll have your own customers too making a shit fuck ton of money.
Plumbing is where the money is at bro, it's like putting together Legos for a couple hours and going home with hundreds of dollars at the end of the day. The demand for plumbers will never ever disappear and is constantly raising.
>>24128792
Yeah, but i never wanted to be a fuckin plumber in my life... I just wanted to be a cultured history professor and live the academic lifestyle...
I don't want to spend the rest of my life fitting pipes with low-lifes that probably never read a book in their lives.
>tfw bullied throughout high school
>tfw no guys stood up for me
>tfw still getting bullied, in the adult world, by my boss and my colleagues
Where were my white knights, huh /r9k/? You make it sound like every girl has a hundred guys who are lining up to protect her. None of the guys stood up for me, though, because my bullies were Stacies and the boys just wanted to sleep with them.
yeah well don't you remember what kreia taught you that shit makes you stronger. If we protected you, you'd just become a weak "Stacie".
>>24128552
>that edgy quickly searched image
>"the adult world"
>"white knights"
>this whole post
hmmmmmm
You ugly?
Who here considering Plastic surgery?
I'm 6 ft. so I'm okay in the height department. However I want facial lypo to see if face fat is the problem?
If it gets me slightly more attractive women okay that's good. Maybe I'll look into Jaw surgery, chin implant cheek bone augment. Then I'll change my eye color. That procedure is last since it has to be FDA approved. Currently I would have to go to either Mexico or Belize for it. I'll wait till I know the side effects of it.
This is the guy I want to be. I'm tired of banging regular kinda chubby women and want to start banging thin white women on a regular basis.
Jaw Surgery is legit
Good luck with your jaw surgeries, God speed anon
This is Toby is a 33-year-old who says he has spent $100,00 on about 100 plastic surgery procedures in the hope of resembling Justin Bieber. Oof. Toby came upon this idea when he was 28, saw his face aging, and "didn't know what to do." Oof. Now he travels around Los Angeles asking people, "Do I remind you of anyone?" Sometimes he does a little Bieber-esque head tic to emphasize his side swept 'do, a hairstyle that Bieber abandoned several years ago at this point.
Did tom cruise really get jaw surgery?
I have a friend who looked exactly like the left side freshman year of high school
By the end of it he looked like the right side with his face fully developed.
He had no surgery.
Are you sure it's not just braces or something causing him to look weird in the left picture?
>want to go to a fast food place because i'm hungry as fuck
>too beta to order something
>use the bathroom and leave the store
why must i be this way
>>24128425
>too beta to order something
What, why?
>>24128425
>too beta to order something
>>24128643
Social phobia. Welcome to hell on earth.
Who else /nightmares/ here? I just want the blissful feeling of not feeling anything for a few hours instead of feeling awful 24/7
>>24128299
Reporting in senpai the ride truly never ends....
Avoid nightmares by making sure you are hydrated before sleep, and by taking regular exercise.
>>24128299
The few times that I did have sleep paralysis were pretty exciting.
Wish it would happen more often
Does anybody else have a fantasy that your oneitis secretly browses /r9k/ and when you make a post talking about yourself she'll recognize you and reply letting you know its her?
hey michael :)
>>24128305
Omg its like a Hollywood movie
>>24128305
h-hi sarah ;_;
Well well well.... another two day weekend comes to an end.
You better scamper off to bed pretty soon, wageslave, since you have to get up so early to work your minimum wage job.
Me? I'm going to stay up until I'm tired playing vidya and watching anime. I'll then sleep in my comfy and warm bed for 11 hours before waking up for my daily three mile jog before coming home to make a delicious bacon and egg breakfast.
While you're slaving away miserably i'll be relaxing in my house reading fine literature, practicing Piano and working on my new novel.
Enjoy yourself.
>>24128178
>running for 3 miles
school will beat that shit any day of the week nigger.
tfw im not dependent on other people for money. Weak b8 neet we all know you cant even run 10 feet
>>24128178
>Heh-*sniffle* heh I sure showed those w-wage slaves heheh
>I won't die alone heheh
cry some more you faggot, no one gives a shit you live with your mom.
Is a girl having a fuck ton of Instagram followers (just under 1,500) a red flag? She's super shy and quiet in real life, so most of these people are likely strangers.
>>24128139
Do you really need to ask? Of course it is
>>24128139
well you browse /r9k/
Post a link , we will all befriend her and if she strips for BTC you will have your answer.
I'm an 18 year old Junior in High school and I haven't had a gf since late last year and it was long distance. How fucked am I? I'm unbelievably awkward so I mostly just don't talk unless someone talks to me first. Pic related is me on the left.
post timestamp cutie
>>24128080
>how fucked am i?
>isnt even out of high school yet
>18
>Junior
What?
