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why haven't you found Jesus yet, robots? he is, after all, a beacon of light in this dark world
>>24135765
He isn't in the world now though so he isn't a beacon in this dark world. Jesus can only save your soul in the after life. You will still have to live a life of sorrows in this world. I will still be ugly, I still will be undesirable to women, and I still will be poor in this world. I still will have to toil everyday for money in this world. I still will have this misfortune in life. Where is God?In heaven, and the devil is down here to do us destruction.
>>24135765
Thisis a good definition of Jesus.
This Tbh faM
Follow the Lord
Good morning, wagekek. Those two days of freedom sure do fly by!
Another day, another dollar.
>tfw off this Wednesday for veterans day.
>>24135673
I want to die pepe.
wew wew wew wwwew laddies
double u eeeeeee double u
I hate the responsibilities of life.
I just want to become a slave and exist only to serve my master.
Where do I make my slave application?
>>24135476
Steam friend threads have apps open all the time.
>>24135497
There doesn't appear to be one up.
>>24135523
Well looks like you're fucked! Man up and pave your own path in life, kid.
cant believe its been 15 years to the day since it happened. sorry for your your victims america, and never forget.
>>24135471
>15 years
Stop shitposting. It's been 14 years today, anon.
topkek desu senpai desu senpai
Yeah. 9/11 was fucking horrific.
Probably the worst atrocity committed against a civilian population ever.
It's a doggy dog world out there
>>24135443
Doggy style?
And you happened to be the pussy
Someone said this in another thread why did you copy him!!!!!!!!!
What is the best part about being a NEET?
I don't much like being a NEET, but being absolved of any real responsibilities is really fucking nice.
Going to bed when the wagekeks are just waking up.
looking out the window and seeing the lemmings race to work while you go back to your dirty cum stained bed
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SHE'S GONE IN THE BRINK MATE
SHE'S GONE IN THE BRINK MATE
SHE'S GONE IN THE BRINK MATE
MONEY DOWN THE SINK MATE
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=290_1447054678
talking about how dogs are just parasitic to humans
Are dogs the normies of the animal world?excluding humans
I want a girlfriens
NOW
I WANT A GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW NOW NOW NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHJHHHHHHHHHHH&HHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOW
NOW
NOW
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
I do too. But they're too busy fucking all the attractive Chads. Then they move on to a different Chad, doing this for fucking years.
>>24135053
limit your internet use to 1-3 hours a week at absolute maximum and you'll increase your odds dramatically nobody wants an internet addict wew
You're no different than annoying cunt girls crying on tumblr about their boy problems. Please fuck off of this board.
In the midst of drugs, junk food and "how do I kill myself" threads, is there anyone else into healthy eating and lifestyle here? Not /fit/fags who chug brotein to build muscles they only use for lifting, thats just about appearances, has little or nothing to do with genuine health. I'm guessing I am healthier than 99% of 4chan. Its not that I want to live forever or even live long, but I want to be able bodied and not in pain while I am alive, so I don't eat nutrient poor processed carcinogenic pseudo-foods that make me feel and look like shit, and do eat and drink things that support optimal functioning of the body. Because health - freedom basically. In 40 years if you're still alive, do you want to be weak, sad and in chronic pain, or drying of cancer? Or would you rather be able to walk around, digest food, sleep well, and have fun?
>eat mostly raw fruits and vegetables, dairy, lean meats, nuts, non-wheat bread, crackers and other grains
>lots or probiotic and antioxidant foods and supplements
>walk for 2 hours a day or more on average
>take dynamic yoga classes 4 times a week
>take various other supplements to make sure I get enough vital nutrients and maintain/heal body processes
Share tips and experiences here. Only reason I'm not the absolute healthiest I could be is lingering effects of various injuries, and the fact that I spend so much time sitting at the computer watching TV, fapping and shitposting.
>>24135051
>decided to fast to get rid of all the shit in my body
>have been living off black bread and water for 2 weeks
it'll make you feel amazing, I don't even miss the stuff I used to consume
>>24135051
I love salads.
no one cares homo, go back to reddit
You are now hitler, the year is 1939 just after the invasion of poland where brit and france first delcare war.
What do you do differently?
Leave Russia the fuck alone
>>24135038
No two front war
Give more power to the generals. Also actually commit the holocaust since the jews will be bitching about it for hundreds of years either way.
>people on this board will un-ironically defend Capitalism
You wouldn't have been able to make this troll post without capitalism my dumb friend.
its the only economic system that is entertaining. if life isnt consantly in flux then whats the point
>>24134909
>people on this board still post stupid "will defend x" bait threads
>He considers himself a robot but still wishes he could date a dumb succubus bitch instead of a 2d master of kindness and purity
*sips orange juice*
But that's none of my business though!
Anime this anime that
>purity
I don't get this obsession. That's actually a bad quality for a girl to have.
>>24134810
>robots haven't yet discovered tulpas or succubi summoning
yall should visit /x/
>"If a guy cheats on me it means he doesn't love me"
What do women mean by this?
Sometimes you can love a girl deeply but want another want just out of physical desire.
Sure you can only want someone else out of physical desire but choosing to cheat on someone means you're choosing to disregard any respect you have for thier feelings . So in turn that means you don't love them, you would never hurt someone you love in that way.
>>24134813
What if the other girl is someone you're more sexually attracted to, but not someone you see yourself in a relationship with?
>>24134813
this
When you cheat on somebody aware of the consequences. If you're ready to throw your relationship away for little bit of chacha, you must not have cared much about your relationship.
Anyway I don't care, because it's really easy not to cheat.
Where all the shortie fembots at? Gif related is why we love you.
>>24134720
>Gif related is why we love you.
Because they look like children?
>>24134720
Finally somone who shares my love for small women. I'm a big muscle guy so theres nothing better than tossing around a petite girl like a doll. It's not even her that turns me in. It's the total power and control I have.
>>24134756
yes, that is indeed why
Is liking extreme metal with vocalists screaming (or "growling", or screeching) at you a sign of mental illness?
>>24134698
no, it's just a sign of shit taste.
>>24134698
Not at all. Although, I do have a pretty biased opinion.
>>24134718
>Not taking psychedelics and blasting black metal at full volume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzRZX-pNuC0
Look, I know it's gay and edgy but it sounds COOL
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