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>mfw people with glasses exist
>mfw there are people who pay money for and wear things on their face just to be able to see properly
>mfw I've been seeing for free my entire life while these idiots have been wearing clunky nerd binoculars
four eyes are the biggest keks
>fucked my eyes up by reading Donald Duck magazines too close to my face as a kid and looking into the sun
>still don't wear glasses because they'd make it even worse over time
Damn, I'm going to get eye treatment when I have the money for it and when I'm sure it's reliable. A few years ago there was some kind of breakthrough that made it better so I'll have to make sure.
>>24141118
You sacrificed your vision for Donald fucking Duck?
>>24140639
literally what. Do you laugh at people with canes and wheelchairs too?
glasses improve some people's faces anyway.
>Making fun of something someone can't control when you choose to post on a Peruvian Saucepan Trading Forum on a Monday morning.
you are all genetic trash.
kill yourselves
>>24140609
calling people genetic trash is a sure way to reveal your own inferiority complex.
>>24140641
>ure way to reveal your
ugly much?
>>24140641
nicely said
>>24140609
fuck off op
who here /drinks buttloads of coffee/?
coffee is god tier. black cofee, black as moonless night at mid night.
>>24140492
yes i do
i dont think i have much more to say on this
>>24140492
I eat actual coffee beans by the handful (french roasted, of course)
And only retarded normies need to brag about loving coffee. I see that shit all over twitter ("hurr I am such a coffee addict" like anyone gives a fuck about liking what everyone else likes)
I drink like pot per day and I am so anxious and jittery.
So nymphomaniac girl here. I love sex.
Do you think it's fun to be this way and called a slut a ton? It's not. It's the sacrifice we make.
If you were born with both an intense desire AND all of the abilities to make your desires reality. You'd do it without a second thought.
Talk to me like a human being here for a second.
Such a hypocrite you are. You only want sex with Chads.
nobody cares about your sluttiness. yet here you are, like a typical stupid slut, wanting attention for nothing else than being a slut.
>talk to me like a human being for a second
where do you think we are, friend
that said, I never understood slut shaming. I don't see anything wrong with sleeping around a lot as long as you aren't picking up diseases or behaving recklessly.
You're right, if I could sleep around a lot I probably would. But I can't. I have to settle for whatever I can get. I'm just making a suggestion here but how about you try to give sex to someone who would appreciate it rather than someone you know gets laid on a regular basis? I don't know. or just go for the ones you are attracted to.
What's with the sudden influx of all the fucking "fembot" threads? It never used to be this bad, just quickly scrolling through the catalog I count 8 threads by or about women.
That and most people aren't even complaining about it anymore despite the threads being universally hated, making them think they're welcome here. How long until we see "femwizards" or "witches" or some other dumb shit like that?
Women are incapable of being a robot. This is a board for lonely autistic manchild virgins that aspire to go on mass shootings who have failed at life and want to be in similar company. Not a hugbox for roastie whores to complain about Chad not wanting them and posting the same few reworded >tfw's over and over every single day. The mods need to get their shit in gear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3pLDrZQTf8
They got bored of tumblr or just want to look down on the subhuman monkeys to make themselves feel better.
Thankfully they're too dumb to understand how to use wiz so they haven't invaded there yet. Why these inept fucks don't just make their own 'chon is beyond me.
post here if your gay
i dunno maybe?
Post here if my gay what? Christ, OP, finish your goddamn sentences.
>>24140249
I like traps, manly men are gross tho
+ weight
six feet nine inches
one hundred and thirty pounds
6'4"
200lbsPreemptive reminder that the height thing is a meme.
>>24140277
You lanky as fuck
6 feet approx.
154.5 lbs.
>hear people at work talking behind my face
>said I'm crazy and I don't talk to anyone
>said I walk weird
I'm sick of you normies and I'm at my snapping point.
>>24140044
Careful anon, you might start to interact with people
The only people who claim fembots don't exist are just the lowest of robot scum who feel obliged to put down other social rejects to make their own misery seem more justified.
It's a disgusting habit.
>OMG he's so weird and never talks
>everyone continues to actively ignore him anyway
Every time.
Which of these freaks would you fuck?
>>24139982
elephantiasis girl sounds like a dreamboat
Lil Diva and Venus are the best.
>>24139982
Venus has such a rockin body from the waist up, i mean goddamn
"That Kid" thread?
>That kid who never did any work but still passed to the next grade
>That kid who made up fake rumors about video games
>That kid who wore cargo pants, flame shirts and Wheelies
>That kid who would invite people over to his house to play video games, and spent the whole time playing by himself while the other person just watched
>That kid who would always quote Internet flash cartoons, and almost no one knew what he was talking about
>That kid who would try to play Game Boy in class with the volume off
>That kid who was edgy and always listened to stuff like Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Korn, Evanescence, Slipknot, and System of a Down
Stop making this thread.
>That kid who never did any work but still passed to the next grade
I was that kid
>that one kid who would masturbate in class
Who's the cuter girl?
I like the one on the left a little bit more. Both are cute, though
left no contest
>>24139900
Left is cuter but right is hotter if you know what I mean
I want to sleep with a black guy to cross it off my list. It's always been an unfulfilled desire of mine so now is the time I'd like to fix that.
Problem is I live in Ireland. What's the best way to solve this problem?Picture related, it's me
>>24139871
Plenty of Somali immigrants for you to get GRIDS and die from you rancid whore.
>>24139871
whats up KKK
nice hair madam mim, can you vocaroo "reach into my purse of tricks and magic young king"
>ted believes shaving is for pussies and trimming is for even bigger pussies. He has the nastiest greasiest looking caveman beard
>Ted watches porn several times a day, not turning down his TV and with the bass to the max
>I once hooked Ted up with a friend for a date. Ted was brought back after dinner and before they even went to the movie because he spent the entire dinner talking about why woman should be considered second class citizens.
>Ted steals movies from the public library even though it cost nothing to check them out.
>Ted sometimes refers to woman he passes on the street as walking meat holes
>Ted calls anyone he doesn't like "a fucking jew"
>Ted got kicked out of the local community college (when he wasn't even a student) for rubbing his balls against a transgendered person butt
>Ted has been brought home by the police several times for public deification
>Ted is banned from the local Arby's restaurant after calling the staff "a bunch of lazy nigs" because his fries apparently weren't right out of the frier.
>Ted is 21 years old and doesn't know how to tie his shoes so he wears slip ons
>Ted owns a dragon dildo and has it sitting on top of his dresser like a trophy
>Ted will drop down on the ground and start screaming like a child if he wants something bad enough
>Ted got our family banned from the local Red Lobster because he grabbed a random womans ass and asked "if he could take her to brown town"
>Ted frequently claims to have and IQ of over 150
>>24139836
Ted sounds like an alpha male.
>>24139836
Sounds like a cool dude
this is now an asuka thread.
Do guys really masturbate everyday?
I see it a lot in movies and TV shows where sisters are aware of their brother touching themselves everyday. Is it just a movie trope that guys jerk it everyday or is it a real thing?
I hardly ever get horny enough to want to masturbate or I'm too occupied to masturbate. Even when I have free time I just choose not to. I only finger myself like once a week or 2-3 times a month and it's just a short 5-10 minute session.
>women have just as much sex drive as men silly ;^)))))))))))))))))
>>24139815
>just a short 5-10 minute session.
that's pretty much the amount of time I spend. usually twice every other night or so.
It's not really a secret or anything. Why do you think the porn industry is so prominent?
>>24139815
I think our urges are might be stronger because we are supposed to be the ones pursuing. Plus having a huge boner all day is distracting and embarrassing
Normies constantly promote sympathy in the wrong places.
>muh sympathy for hungry children in africa
>muh sympathy for "refugees" invading europe
>muh sympathy for cancer patients
>muh sympathy for rape victims
But where is the sympathy for khv males? Where is the sympathy for sensitive boys like us?
There is no sympathy for those who truly deserve it in our twisted slut culture. All we get is more contempt.
>>24139775
Nice bait.
Guaranteed replies.
Not only is there no sympathy, there's often an outright hatred.
The disproportionate amount of white male suicides doesn't seem to bother anyone.
>>24139775
You don't deserve shit. You are shit. Here's your (You)!
