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It's not fair!
She is so horny for him she squirts on his dick and then keep rubbung her pussy on it. She even has a qt face.
I GET REJECTED BY FAT SINGLE MOTHERS!
nigga that's just piss
That's piss.
>>24144877
thats not squirt, its pee.
>currently dating a single mom
>wanna ditch her but her pussy game too strong
>have to pretend i care when she talks about her son, while all I can think about is how I wanna use her only for sex
how fucked am I?
GET OF MY BOARD NORMIE!!! REEEEEEEEEEE
>>24144724
Don't get close to her emotionally or act like a father to her bastard kid. Keep fucking her then bail when you get bored, that's it.
>>24144724
Fixed that pic. Nobody wants to see that guys hand.
who else /chronic illness/ here?
>>24144698
Here senpai
Crohn's disease desu. What about you senpai
Muscular Dystrophy
IBD here. Small suffering.
>why don't you ever say anything
Well, I don't-
>oh my god, shut up
How was this original tbqh famettes.
>>24144676
Uh s-sorry did you say something
Anyone here from Canada?
Sup bro
yes
someone be my bf
>>24144638
pls be in ottawa
>physics exam tomorrow
>haven't even looked at the material
>normally understand the topic and get average grade without studying, this time I don't even know anything in the slightest
>grades have been going steadily downhill
>should be studying but wasting time on the internet instead
>can't motivate myself
JUST
>tfw I can't be a NEET because my parents don't like me
e = mc^2 is literally all you need
>>24144502
>tfw I will never be able to live comfortably as a completely unproductive member of society like you
>>24144458
I'm the exact same anon, I wish I could switch my degree but I can't get funding for that, it's a shame because I really like being at uni but I hate my course and I'm failing it badly
I just wanna laugh at all your pointless lives.
>>24144403
I should update this and decrease my looks. I just watched some dumb recording of myself from my phone and god fucking damn I wanna hang myself.
>>24144403
>Incoming everyone posting superior/above average intelligence
That's something I always enjoying seeing in these threads, literally everything else will be low but the intelligence category is super fucking high, top kek.
>Hey guys I'm the smartest one in this therad
>No I AM
>NO I AM
Fucking circle jerk of autism, kek.
>>24144701
I can confirm that if I ever could be bothered to do one of these, I would r8 my intelligence as average. Hope you're happy now senpai
>going to the movies alone this weekend
How do you do this? Help.
>>24144359
you might have to act like your with a group and sneak by. If they enforce the no singles policy in your area
>tfw cashier laughs at me when I ordered one card for Mad Max: Fury
>tfw people behind me noticed
>tfw I didn't go and watched it at home instead
Cinema's a cruel for loners.
I'm just going to do it now to see if it's as bad as you faggots say.
I'll probably have a great time. Fuck it's expensive tho... whatever.
I have
Blozoxozo
>>24144200
24 different pairs.
All prostitutes though.
>>24144215
Let's hear about it, Chadbot
I have. Also not related to the person carrying them.
>tfw mom is crying right now because I'm such a loser
>>24144162
Well it's probably her fault then
Than just... stop being a loser.
>>24144162
wewww maybe you need a nappy wappy neetypoo
Why is 2007 often thought of as the year everything started going downhill?
>>24144139
Recession
Correction: 2007 was the last good year.
Because it's the year I started puberty.
Think of your foreskin as if it where your eyelids, they both serve the purpose to keep your glans or eyes moist and prevent them from drying out.
Why on earth would someone cut off their foreskin?
>>24144064
I love a dry dick desu
Because bible says so.
>>24144064
cut dicks look more appealing desu
I LIKE BIG TlTTIES!
>>24144063
I like to bully small weewee's!
>>24144063
I kind of like big dicks...
>>24145436
Kek, what a homo. Cant even pretend to not be a cock enthusiast
>ordered reprints of romantic and impressionist paintings to make my NEET room feel like an art museum
It's going to look amazing when they arrive. I'll post pics.
prints or actual paintings?
>>24144171
Prints. Actual paintings would be expensive as hell, but the reprints are of high quality on canvas. One of them costs about $300, with a frame it's close to $450.
>>24144048
>le sophisticated neet
enjoy your brie cheetos and fortified pee-pee bottles m8
Let the normies destroy themselves I guess?
>>24144023
No one and I mean absolutely no one dresses like that anymore. He isn't a normie, he's an outcast wannabe normie dressing like that.
>>24144023
I really like this idea.
>>24144069
Fuck you that guy is just looking for someone who knows the real thug life and won't wimp out from a fight like a real Nigga
