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there are people on this board RIGHT NOW that have never even held a girls hand
i imagine its alot like holding a guys dick, but girls have the worst circulatory system compared to guys.
id rather hold hands with a warm dick anyday over a grills cold lifeless shell of a body
>>24143270
Sour grapes :D
Holding hands with a qt gf is great feel.
Especially when the lean themselves into you and it's a cold December day, walking downtown around a huge baseball stadium with no one there...
Dammit I miss her. Best day of my life.
would you wear/buy any of these shirts?
http://www.redbubble.com/shop/pepe+frog+t-shirts
What's the problem there?
Muscle frog, pocket frog and cosmic frog I would wear, but then again I'm not a autist so I could talk my way out if anybody questioned me.
the problem is when you wear game/internet/misc humor it attracts nerds and assburgers sometimes in public.
I was given a Pepe t-shirt as a birthday present and I wore it to university once. Went okay.
w-what do /r9k/?
>>24142851
SHOW THE TAPE TO SOMEONE IN SEVEN DAYS
Marry her and have a family together.
Daily reminder that you people blew it.
Look at the fucking catalog. This board gets infested with crying bitches and roasties day after day. Now there are always "femanon" threads online. Because you allowed them to come here.
You people have let this happen. This place was for lonley men to share feels that only lonley men can understood. This was our place.
But you blew it because you gave those fucking random bitches attention. Every single time. Every thread that started with "femanon here", you responded in masses.
You are the very beta orbiters that you despite so much. You destroyed this place. You don't have any backbone.
You will kiss the ground any bitch will walk on and you will never break free from it. Because you are weak shits.
I know you are used to hearing this, but goddamn you're dissapointing.
Fuck you people.
Damn right !This board doesn't have that soft feel sensation to it ...
>>24142826
No, that's not what happened. Normies forced their way in, and then they let the women in. Someone post the picture that shows the life cycle of an online community/interest group, because that's exactly what happened to /r9k/.
NIGGAS NEED TO STOP GIVING THESE BITCHES ALL THE ATTENTION
Post you are battlestations
>>24142764
I want normies to fucking leave
>>24143013
you leave first
Desk with computer, 2 monitors, the same mousepad, mouse, keyboard, a few books, ps3 controller, ps3, Hori hrap, vita, and 3ds
It's too much effort to take a picture
Robots, that is, real kv robots report in. Normans not welcome.
>>24142703
Normie here!
Just want to shit all over your retarded thread and your dumbass feels!
"whah whah I is robot and I hate everything"
you guys want a real beta uprising?
KILL YOURSELVES
do you know how many normies would flip their shit over your mass suicide?
Way more than if you continue to just be shitty NEET shut-ins that we already suspect of shooting up a school.
>>24142739
even more normies would flip their shit if mass shootings became more common. A much more likely outcome than a mass suicide is a mass murder-suicide.
You fucking exclusatory faggot.
>>24142739
>do you know how many normies would flip their shit over your mass suicide?
they don't care
they just act like they care so that they can get more normie points. get it right
>Tfw orbiter tries to flirt with me
>>24142554
Yeah, i mean, doesnt he know who he is? :^)
>>24142554
Real talk orbiters in general hurt everyone.
>>24143388
If it wasn't for orbiters women wouldn't have such high standards and self confidence.
I've just fucked prostitute and she didn't have any sign of a roastie. In fact, her pussy felt incredibly tight; all be it that I have no frame of reference. I asked her how many guys she sees a day and she said usually about 5. She is 26 years old and said she started escorting when she was 19.
So if she has being seeing on average 5 guys a day 5 days a week (she doesn't work weekends) for the last 7 years, that would mean she takes somewhere in the range of 1,300 dicks a year and has taken 9,100 dicks since she started escorting. Obviously all these dicks aren't unique due to repeat customers etc, but that isn't relevant.
Now let's say the average dick length is 5.5 inches hard and the average number of thrusts per session is 50. This would mean that per session she takes around 275 inches of dick. So since she started escorting, she has taken approximately 2,502,500 inches of dick; which is around 39.5 miles. You could argue that this number should be doubled as this figure doesn't account for the fact that the penis also comes out as well as going in; so in this case the figure is more like 79 miles. This figure also does not account for the dicks she has taken outside of work and before she came an escort; so I am being generous here.
My question to you, /r9k/, is how the FUCK can a woman who has taken somewhere in the realm of 79 miles of dick in her lifetime, not have a roastie? Is it really down to genetics after all?
>>24142504
Yes its genetic. You don't actually believe the tales of virgins do you?
>>24142504
>79 miles of dick
sign me up senpai
>>24142504
She is a pro so she might have had the reverse roast surgery
Welcome to /r9k/. How autistic are ya?
>>24142385
I actively act out movies in my head, and imagine myself as the main character. I'm 21 and actively make a lot of the sound effects that are in my head.
I also repeat things i hear under my breath, and have to push and pull every door i come in contact with
>>24142427
I do this
>>24142427
I do the movie thing too all the time family
ITT: 2000-2005 era nostalgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djOZA6t1s3E
Obligatory.
http://youtu.be/UCCyoocDxBA
https://youtu.be/1qN72LEQnaU
Still my favourite GTA game.
Do you guys think Sword Art Online will ever be real? What about virtual waifus? Will technology make it to where we can live our dreams without having to depend on real life to satisfy us?
>>24142262
if it ever happens sadly normies will invade it on day 1 and it will be shit
>>24142262
I think that's a shit animeWatch Log Horizon
>>24142386
>we're going to be outcast again to the darkest corners of the virtual universe
EXCEPT THIS TIME I'LL GAIN REAL WIZARD POWERS
>talk to some cutie that I really like
>get along alright, it seems that she is ignoring my autism
>Sometimes she just doesn't reply for twebty minutes
>But then she replies
I-it must m-mean that she likes me, r-right?
No, it's called being nice.
>>24142207
>tfw too anxious to write properly
>>24142217
crushing my soul with six words....
20 minutes?
if she didn't like you she'd likely ignore you...20 minutes seems fair, its normal to wait a bit to reply so you don't seem clingy or TOO interested to the other person (kinda dumb but its how it is), it's common practice.
I'm 19 years old. I have gone on 1 date with a girl over the span of my entire life. I have never even kissed a girl before. What the fuck am I doing.
>been on a date
Out
Eventually you'll reach the point where you've failed so much in life that relationships will be the least of your concerns. Then life will truly be pain.
>>24142144
I didn't even want to if that counts for anything. I was going to ask out her friend who i was crushing on hard (couldnt build up the courage to cause im a big fag) but then crush's friend asked me out. I don't know why i said yes, probably just to be nice. It was real weird and I just ruined my chances with this other girl. I still asked crush like a month later and of course, got a no.
Any hip hop heads on /r9k/? What kind of rap music you like?
If you aren't into rap but are interested about getting into it (or used to like rap but stopped following it) I suggest you check out these relatively recent albums. It's a nice mix of styles so I think you'll find at least one you enjoy. I picked out one song from each to give you an idea:
>"Pinata" - Freddie Gibbs
http://youtu.be/X1h26SvybDw
>"B4DA$$" - Joey Badass
http://youtu.be/stoLqWXsIOY
>"2014 Forest Hills Drive" - J. Cole
http://youtu.be/ofofJNIwHF0
>"To Pimp a Butterfly" - Kendrick Lamar
http://youtu.be/ik9w7RfnKVE
These next ones aren't as popular but still pretty great in my opinion:
>"Cilvia Demo" - Isaiah Rashad
http://youtu.be/L3YzYRgrIRU
>"Water[s]" - Mick Jenkins
http://youtu.be/GhggLjykBok
>"Preacher's Son" - TUT
http://youtu.be/RLyHtSUjBmo
>"Faces" by Mac Millerhttp://youtu.be/JyNk8nYo-rs
Where you ever into rap? Do you got any rap songs you like?
>>24142124
I'm into rap a lot but I goot say, son, your taste is pretty bad, 2bqh.
>>24142124
good taste OP don't listen to this faggot >>24142156 he's probably just an outdated "muh 90s rap" type of guy
>>24142124
Kendrick and Tyler the Creator are good, I don't listen to much new rap stuff though
Will everything be daijoubu?
It only gets worse.
iie
>>24142081
No but u shud post ur weewee, 4 research purpouses
