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Smh desu senpai
Comfy fantasy art thread?
>>24134669
I think the S needs to be lower case?
Smh baka
>>24134731
I Smh Tbh Senpai
Post your medical issues that will kill you
This is the beginning of the end robots
I'm so glad my wishes got granted, I denied treatment and my mums in tears
Pls dont make mummy cry anon, you have to live
>>24134575
is this a stigmata are you jesus?
>>24134575
>being happy your mother that wants to help you is crying
bruh you need someone to kick your ass
Recommend me some anime I can watch for 3 hours /r9k/. I need to kill time until fallout 4 comes out. Something funny.
I'd ask /a/ but I never posted there and I'm scared of being made fun of by weebs.
>>24134490
watch the first 6 episodes of wanpanman, then rewatch them
Now and Then, here and there
>>24134490
kill la kill
madeka box
>killing time for a video game comes out
fag
come home from work
open curtains
see this across the street in neighboring apartment
do you respect her privacy and close curtains or masturbate furiously?
>be fucking honest
Masturbate of course.
you are a beta who keks himself if you close the curtains
>>24134450
>curtains
Implying i attempt to make apartment look better
She's a cutie, isn't she?
>>24134258
>she/thread
>>24134258
> S H E
fuck off mentally ill faggot
>>24134386
>>24134759
>yfw its actually a girl
>yfw you have been thrust into a state of trans paranoia
>yfw the plan is working
Is 27 years old too late to start college?
no i'm pretty sure they're happy to take your money no matter how old you are
It sucks getting my degree so late, but I can't do retail in my fucking forties and fifties, which may not even be around by then, and I don't have the back for labor.
why would i hire a 32 year old with no experience when i can hire a 22 year old with no experience
Who here is comfortable with your looks but still accepted you'll be alone forever?
>>24134158
Me family
>>24134158
Me, it's not my looks. I've always know, even though I try to blame it on my looks I know I'm not ugly. My personality is ugly
>>24134177
I just have a bad aura. I make women dry up just by acting the way I act. Most of my personality is irrelevant because I can't behave the way I want to.
>8ch has a board dedicated to ERP
>we don't
I just want to be lewd goddamnit
I'll ERP with you, you little brat.But I like to do it in privacy.
>>24134164
b-but it's more fun with an open smorgasbord of lewd motherfuckers
![[HorribleSubs] Shingeki! Kyojin Chuugakkou - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.02_[2015.11.04_12.27.52].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s9RRqnI.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Shingeki! Kyojin Chuugakkou - 05 [720p].mkv snapshot 15.02 [2015.11.04 12.27.52]")
>>24134213
I can understand, I suppose. It is hot when boys are stroking their smelly dicks to your nasty words, but the intimacy that comes from private lewd exchanges is really wonderful and special, anon.
>family gathering
>people stopped asking me about having a girlfriend years ago
>figure they've given up on me
>get asked in front of everyone if I have a "partner" yet
How are you even supposed to respond to this?
>>24134116
>"I like little girls"of course this wasn't original
"No"
(Works fine for me every time. Statement may be accompanied by my usual blank autist stare)
>>24134169
I ended up saying "No, I don't have a girlfriend" to dismiss them implying that I'm gay, but they just said "that's okay anon, we'll love you no matter what"
Most embarrassing moment for me in years.
>go to /pol/ to laugh at niggers
>browsing there for a few minutes
>redpill.jpg x12
>remember that the world is shit
>1st world countries are all becoming more socialist
>women are still finding new ways to ruin everything
>the Jews haven't changed, same old shit
>depressed and miserable once again
It's my own fault. I should've gone back to playing video games instead.
>>24134109
If the Jewish conspiracy is real, why are you suspecting them of having a conspiracy?
If tribalism is relevant, why is it a doggy dog world out there?
>>24134544
I don't know what you're talking about.
There is no Jewish 'conspiracy'. They are very upfront about the things they do.
>>24134656
>>24134656
Are they?
Why would they be when they're plotting the collapse of western civilization with their evil social marxism or whatever you folks call it?
>23 years old
>hairline receding
>realise your'e no longer 'attractive'
>realise how fickle humans are
>shaved head because fuck it
>not vin diesel but it beats chemicals or a hair transplant.
you're much more than your physical appearance.
it only gets better since you will look more normal bald as older
As someone that isn't going to bald anytime soon I feel for you guys even tho you won't admit it. Shit sux but it's not the end of the world I guess
>beats chemicals
sure if you say so
Does eva make anyone else here hate their life?
It honestly just makes me want to kill myself
That "I'm so fucked up scene" isn't funny it's relatable and I can put myself in his shoes and see how much shinjis poor little mind is full of storming negativity
Rei also gives me feelios
It takes me back to a time I was really depressed
Even when I'm happy I just go back to that and I feel like how I felt then
Same with Spirited Away. Also gives me intense feelings that lead to me wanting to blow my head off and I don't know why
I agree. I related to shinji very well and got attatched to and loved all the characters then they died except shinji and asuka and i got sad
Creates a weird existential feelings
>Tfw I stopped watching 2 episodes before the end
>Didn't watch any of the movies or reconstructions or whatever
Don't like the feels they give me. Sorry
They nailed the depression part and atmosphere.
anyway, CONGRATULATIONS!!!11111!11
any other ausbots here tonight? where are we? what are we doing?
>>24133963
Crying over the fact that I missed out of fairly guaranteed 7 because I barely studied
>tfw there are no fembots
>tfw there are especially no aus fembots
>tfw even if there were they wouldn't be melbourne fembots
I'm thinking of playing some games, but can't decide on what.
>>24133963
>making this thread in normalfag hours
all you're going to get is university normies
>i reeee with NEETS
>Chad cums on her feet
you help her out by mowing her grass
chad is inside, fucking her ass
Don't look at her it'll be awkward
Now she notices you not looking her
Maybe look at her for a second
You've made eye contact
You can't just look away suddenly now
Stop looking at her
>>24133819
while that is true, it doesnt rhyme
>she cries on my shoulder coz i hear
>Chad says he loves her and cum on her hair
Just a few years ago I was so happy that I would be moving to the US from the tiny country I was living in. I would finally see all this freedom they were talking about. I would meet new friends. I would get better education. Better jobs. And what did I see when I came here? Lies. Brainwashing. Everyone is isolated to some degree, the education is shit. Everyone is kept under crippling debt while having some of the worst quality of life I have ever seen. They say they are a free country yet they are monitored, watched, every info of them is stored somewhere, saying something can get you beat up or worse. And yet they pity my country. It took only so long until I realized that I had left all my friends and family behind, and my happiness with them. How do you people live in this horrible shithole? The media is a joke, everything is controlled by massive corporations, and still by some fucking miracle people believe that this is the best country. How? How can anyone with 1/4 of a brain say that while keeping a straight face?
No one? Ok I guess I'm going to sleep then.
>>24133780
You fell for the propaganda. The USA is the only country in the world with the gall to make you pax tax on your earnings when living in another country.
Still, I don't know any other places where you can open carry.
>>24133780
what the fuck did you expect ?
Its common knowledge that the USA is the melting pot of the waste of the world the only reason they are rich is because they are criminals on an international level but they can't get away with it forever
