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sup qtp2ts. unessesary roastie grill here.
I have this "problem" where I was born with the body/looks of dumbass stace and actually act/dress like one in public but I actually like doing the shit life wasters like you keks do all day. (browse this shit website,vidya, watch electric jew). I know that I could get any Chad I want but they're all boring cocky pieces of shit and I would rather shoot myself in the face than have to deal with their boring and uninteresting personalities. I hate when chads come to me but when I want to make friends with some robot they think it's a joke and move along or just won't respond to me. all I want is a qt robot to hold me and watch moobies with. any advice?
Take a basic writing course. You managed to give me cancer with one alinea.
>>24137940
Probably best to admit you're a man and kill yourself, desu senpai
>>24137940
Yeah. Stop hanging out on a forum populated by the mentally ill and edgy teenagers. Stop classifying people using retarded definitions invented by the mentally ill and propogated by a sea of trolls.
Also tits or GTFO.
This is a social experiment.
obviouslY a billion dollars, being 6'7" is fucking uncomfortable
>>24137731
Based on the fact that I'm 6' I'd have to say a billion dollars
>>24137731
billion dollars.
get calves lengthened Gatica style
>gosh anon you're such a loseryoure perfect
>>24137653
Didn't expect what I saw inside the spoiler.
>mfw
>use to think girls never talked to me for the same reason as me - because shyness
>tfw they just find you unattractive and weird
Fuck off, you roastie slut.
>go outside
>see dozens of white woman/black man couples
>go back home
>see a documentary about white women flying to africa to get sex
>ad starts playing
>shows a WFBM couple having mixed children
it's over guys. the white race is done for. white women worldwide have decided to get BLACKED. white women subsciously have started to end their own racist race by BREEDING only BLACK. the BBC domination is unstoppable.
>>24137650
>his big wet black cock gently rubbing against her smooth golden leathery thigh
why does that picture turn me on so much? got the full video?
FUCKING THIS. I am a 30 year old BLACK COCK WORSHIPER, I love BIG BLACK NIGGA DICK and the bigger and blacker the cock the better. I love to get slapped by BBC and love sucking BBC. Black men are the kings of cock, they are my Gods, and whenever I have the blessing of having a big strong black man before me, without hesitation I kneel unto his majesty and his mighty black cock. BIG BLACK COCK is the best and no other so-called man can ever compete with the superiority and raw power the BIG BLACK COCK has. Size does matter, I don't care what any woman tells you, because deep down inside every woman has a desire for the BIG BLACK COCK. Only can the black man make a woman feel like a natural woman, black men are the true definition of man and only they possess real dick. White boys, Hispanics, Indians, Native Americans, Asians etc., are pathetic excuses for men, with their laughable tiny shrimp dicks hahahaha! In actuality, racism started when a pathetic white boy decided to compare dick sizes with the superior black man, and since then every race has been afraid of the all mighty black cock. But it is now very well known and it just keeps spreading, that nothing can compare or compete with the BIG BLACK NIGGA COCK.
ALL HAIL AND BOW DOWN TO YOUR KNEES AND WORSHIP WITH ADMIRATION THE ALL POWERFUL, ALL MAJESTIC, ALL HOLY, AND ALMIGHTY, BIG BLACK NIGGA COCK!!!!
Niggers are superior, we can't compete.
>>24137650
yep thats pretty much what I thought was happening.
How would you define a cute girl robots?
What facial features does she need to have?
>>24137574
rounded big-ish eyes. Nice natural complexion and smooth soft skin with little to no makeup needed.
To be cute, they need to have innocent features. Rounded nose and face with lips that fit.
>>24137574
a buttery anus
>>24137574
low forehead flat brow soft chin small nose.
also I have really sharp cheekbones so if hers were subtle I'd like that
ITT: Green flags for women.
>she has boobs
>>24137558
>she's able to squirt out her period blood like a fountain
>she's good at cooking
She has no tattoos.
She's a virgin (big plus especially if she's hot)
Would you an androgynous pixiecut grill?
>>24137484
No. I like my women feminine and fertile looking and pixiecuts are fucking cancer.
>>24137500
>I like my women feminine and fertile looking
Lewd shitlord
>pixiecuts are fucking cancer
Wut
No, chances are they're a tranny
Some fucking normie insulted me at school today. How do I show that faggot he shouldn't mess with me?
>>24137406
punch him in the face
>>24137406
Shoot him
>>24137406
man the fuck up and fight back
Do you think they earned their PPP for the day?
No. The house isn't clean.
They've definitely earned my PP.
>>24137343
how does one maintain such an immaculate butthole
do girls not poop?
If you like her you're either gay or a pedo.
You can't prove me wrong either.
If you SPECIFICALLY like her, you're really desperate.
Even average girls I see at Wal-Mart are cuter.
Pff its not just 100% about looks. Shes got that likable character that radiates from her. You know shes an actor, they are so good at making people around them interested in what they gotta do and say.
~Baisically by looks shes maybe 5-6/10 but her character boosts her up to a high 8/10.
Fucking hell.
>>24137428
>butthurt khv betafag detected
Anyone here managed to quit smoking?I want to quit.
What do you think about nicotine chewing gums?
I quit smoking by going cold turkey. You have to mentally choose to stop smoking. If you don't have a reason you won't quit
>>24137292
women are such disgusting attention whores. They should be barred from gyms wearing yoga pants. Yoga pants are for yoga. Yet they wear them everywhere because they are like vampires living and feeding off the attention blood of men.
just quit bro
you don't need any of that pussy shit, what are you some kinda bitch?
Daily reminder that all women are insidious whores
>>24137246
Thank you but I already know all to well
>>24137246
I know.
We even have a few ruining this board as we post
>>24137425
I've seen them too anon.
I wish they would just go away.
hey /r9k/, rate my new bearded dragon
I haven't named him yet so feel free to post suggestions
I think he feels a connection to the board.
Grand Wizard
i've heard some people breed reptiles for rare phenotypes
do you do this? why or why not?
It is true... it must be upsetting for some of you robots that didn't already know we're here walking amongst you. But Ive always exsited on this board In peace. I do not represent all Chads especially the ones who've been so cruel to you. I am like you an individual with his own wants and needs existing inside a group that is overall negative. Now for the reason for this post... I have a friend who I would describe as having numerous robotic tendencies... and he has a crush on a girl who has a crush on me. I have no intention of stealing his girl or even impeding his way. I want to help. I need the perspective of the robot community on how to deal with this problem. What should I do?
fuck off to >>>/adv/
>>24137136
Here is some good advice anon.
Get off my board.
Just joking, it's probably best to just talk to him and clear the air, or even just let it play out between those two, see what happens and pick up the pieces.
>>24137158
I can't visit /adv/ I need the advice of true robots
Who /stupid/ here
>tfw can't solve this
>tfw exam tomorrow
>tfw a task like this will be in it
>tfw failing uni since this is the last retake
>tfw stupid fuck
also /stupid/ general
>>24137112
Dunno how to solve too. I'm stupid like you.
>>24137130
C is a trick question. You tell the bank to go fuck itself and that you're not falling for its Jewry, then invest in gold instead.
>>24136549
blocks and bloxette
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