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This girl uses /r9k/
How does that make you feel?
Like she uses /r9k/
One of those that laughs at us
>>24132742
And? What's your point?
why haven't you bought a doll yet?
a doll would never leave you
a doll wouldn't care what you look like or how much money you earn
a doll would never cheat on you
Do guys actually like tall girls?
Im slightly over 5'10 and i feel like guys are either intimidated or maybe they do think im some sort of freak
>>24132739
I love tall girls, plus your feet are big.
>tfw 5' 8" pleb tier
>tfw don't mind women being taller than me
>tfw would still never get in a relationship with a taller womanbecause of the debilitating public shame and humiliation
life's gay af t-b-h f-a-m
My oneitis is 5'10". I never particularly cared about a girl's height before but I think I'm attracted to tall girls now just because she is tall.
>that one word or phrase you constantly say out loud to yourself, sometimes involuntarily
What is it, robits?
>talking to myself
>tfw realise someone is listening
most of the time its bladee lyrics but still
>>24133199
bladee is trash
>I love you, Anon
When I invariably relive an embarrassing moment in my mind. It's comforting since no one else will be saying it to me in the near or distant future
Hey im back and she replied
>tfw the joke goes over her head
What say
>>24132635
>What say
"YOU ARE A STUPID ROASTE WHORE, KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" :)
>>24132635
you're incapable of understanding the joke and I bet you'd produce stupid offspring so I'm forced to retract my interest
>>24132635
Say "It's me. Turn around."
>playing LoL with some friends
>they dont know im a girl
>eventually we all get into a skype chat
>use mic
>they all suddenly become awkward and make extremely lame jokes to try and one up each other
you robots always blame girls for ruining your "no girls allowed clubs" but its always the guys that ruin it themselves every time a woman shows up.
i just wanted to play some games
>>24132591
pls b my gf
>>24132591
No girls allowed on our r9k
pro-tip: never tell them. They're happier not knowing.
I always pretend to be a guy when I meet men from 4chan. If I meet girls I tell them the truth.
If you have an ugly face or bodily deformity then why even bother trying to look nice? easier to just accept it
holy shit op you look fugly hahaha stick to the math videos ma8
>>24132523
>implying i didn't give up years ago
You might as well look the best you can.
Are there Asian guys with a kekold fetish including white men?
I mean, just like white men fantasize about black men and being kekolds. Does the same thing exist around asian kekolds with white bulls?
>>24132518
serious question: how and why does a kekold fetish form?
>>24132550
The answer is liberalism, friend.
>>24132550
Illusion of control.
/uni/ thread
How you guys holdin' up?
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>>24132444
>>24132444
Shit tier but already got a nice comfy job
>medicine
>living to work at a shit job with shit hours saving shit people who don't give a shit and end up suing you for bullshit
Have fun with that
is anyone else here unsure if they're more gay or straight?
>>24132398
Well, i think i'm pretty straight. I like women but i also like feminine dudes and traps and stuff like that
>>24132398
Good days for straight engineers who work on computers and boats incoming. 2030 100's of millions of Customer service fags and STEM fags who invested in web design or other worthless shit will be BTFO. They will become impoverished and people who invested in useful trades and made useful connections will be drowning in pussy looking for a decent life.
>>24132507
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/world-bank-climate-change-result-100-million-poor-35060346
COASTAL FAGS BTFO
Trust me boat engineering in the mountains is the future.
Post a pic that describes how you feel right now. If anyone would be so kind to point me in the direction of a gif i am looking for it would be much appreciated. The gif is of a candle-jack looking figure eventually twisting its neck and disintegrating
Feels welcome too
pretty much
god i'm the fucking worst
i wish i could just be okay with being on my own for a while
>>24132375
Do tell man
You know how a lot of robots are dropping out of the dating game? It got me thinking, is there any logical reason for me to tie myself up to another person? I can't find a good justification to get into any kind of relationship. The only semblance of meaning my life has is one day finishing the western philosophical canon. I'm used to being alone and can just delve into books, lifting, or vidya. Is it just some nebulous hope now?
#include <stdafx.h>
#define LIFESPAN 74
int main void()
{
...int happiness = 0;
...int years = 0;
...for(years; years < 14; years++)
...{
......happiness++;
...}
...for (years; years <= LIFESPAN; years++)
...{
......if (happiness > 0)
......{
.........happiness = 0;
......}
...}
}
>No sub functions
>stdafx.h included but no use of its classes or functions
You fail anon
while(true)
OP().isaFaggot()
>>24132323
>No brackets
>() for both the class name and function name
Jesus guys
In title
I don't know how to stop it. I am 23 ffs.
Shower and wash your clothes and bedsheets you filthy animal
>visit doctor
>ask doctor if you should see a dermatologist or if s/he has a recommendation
>do what doctor suggests OR visit dermatologist for special care
>do what dermatologist recommends
Wouldn't you agree he is someone to just sit back and enjoy listening to? Also, if you could choose, what would you have Bob Ross read to you? Or maybe have him play a video game? Minecraft and Bob Ross!
he's absolutely lovely to listen to
but don't even mention minecraft. you're a 12y/o faggot
>>24132196
Listen to him talk about what he's currently painting. Wouldn't have it any other way.
>>24132196
bob ross was one of the best people to walk on this planet
I'd have to go with /sp/. They single handedly won that title because of the Philmarillion.
>>24132149
the problem with /sp/ is that when there are no games being played they have nothing to do but shitpost.
the gamethreads are usually pretty good.
>>24132149
/o/
No question.
It's clearly us retards
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