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Serious question here:
What the fuck is wrong with white people?
>literally allowing black men to fuck their wives knowingly
>Only real accomplishments of the past 20 years are a variety of school shootings
>Allowing SJW shitlords into legitimate places of higher education to preach their illegitimate babble
>literally sitting by and watching your nations crumble from the inside out
and heres the real kicker right here
>>>/f/2946653
I can almost imagine how this conversation went down
>hey bro let me shit on your chest on camera!
>eww wtf Jacob no way!
>come on man, you know you're a huge fag anyway man! do it for the chicks you're literally gonna be drowning in pussy once I take a wet shit on your chest dude!
>hehe...alright chad come on! *drinks a Pabst blue ribbon
If the second character in the scenario was of any other race this is how it would have went down.
>Hey Bro let me shit on your chest!
>What?
>Hey Bro Le-
>*Punches le true aryan in the face
>"fuck out of here weird ass nigguh"
You white niggas really need to get your fucking shit together.
>be black
>get shot
>>24130478
>by white people
>JUST
>SHIT
>ON
>MY
>FACE
>SENPAI
>one pint of milk left
>told not to use it all so my brother has enough for breakfast tomorrow
>keep eating cereal until it's all used up
who /mischief/ here?
>walking down street
>someone approaching me on the same section of sidewalk
>say "good day" as they pass by, they say the same thing back
>actually hope they have a bad day
>mom buys chocolate for herself
>tells me she wants to eat it once she gets home from work as she has had a long day
>eat it all while she is at work
>throw wrapper in my sisters garbage
>she gets blasted when mom gets home
>someone sneezes
>don't say "bless you"
fuck the police
>hit it off with a security guard
>ask him out to do some stuff
>end up just going to his place for anime
>we are laying a foot apart from each other on his bed
>watching anime
>for six hours
>Midnight rolls around
>"Hey I gotta get home. I work at 08:30 tomorrow."
I don't get it.
I asked him out again.
>We meet at his place a couple hours prior to the movie
>I sit on his bed
>he sits a foot away at his desk
>we talk for a couple hours
>arrive at the movie theater
>he teases me about being a slow female driver
>laugh
>offer to get a large popcorn
>he insists we get two small popcorns cause it's more convenient
>I get choco-almonds instead
>before the movie, he goes to the bathroom
>when he gets back, I tell him flirtatiously that I took a drink from his slurpee
>"Oh that's okay."
>I go to the bathroom to gather my thoughts
>get back, movie starts, we watch the movie and make jokes to each other the whole way through
>movie ends
>I follow him to his car although we each took our own cars
>get in close to tell him that I had a good time and that we should do this again
>he agrees and gets in his car
>i go to my car, get in, and think about what just happened
>go home wondering if he's just not into me
>get a text sometime while I'm in the shower
>"Thanks for inviting me to the movie. It was a lot of fun!"
That was about 4 days ago. He's engaged me in a good deal of small talk since then. I really don't even where this is.
You have given literally no signs to this autist that you want to fuck. Take a risk and actually do something that doesn't involve telepathy you stupid cunt.
kill yourself and find better bait holy shit
>>24130361
Are you QT? Maybe he just wants to be friends because you aren't QT enough
I need some help /r9k/
>some random guy adds me on steam
>Accept the request and we start talking
>Turns out he lives an hour away from me
>We started talking more and it turns out we have the name first name
>Ok cool
>We started talking more and he's currently studying German just like me.
>Turns out he's the same age as me.
>it's getting a bit weirder
>he sends me a message saying "we should meet up sometime. We'd be best bros"
>to much of an autist to reply
What should I do? I'm to autistic to meet up with somebody and communicate normally.
>>24130271
Offer to suck his dick.
>>24130271
He's definitely going to murder, then replace you. He'll look exactly like you, and no one will ever know. This happens everyday to people. The jews are behind it, thats all i can say
Skype first. If your humor clicks through voice then you'll be cool irl
If dubs, confess to your oneitis within the week.
It's for the best, robot.
What's the point of rolling if you won't go through with it?
>>24130100
oh god fucking dammit this wasn't meant to backfire this much
>>24130171
good work there pal
eghhhh
>tfw mommy makes me take a multivitamin
What does mommy make you do?
>fill cat water bowl to the top, since cat's don't like to drink when it's lower than that
>she walks into the cat water bowl and knocks it over
>gets mad that i filled it up (???)
>makes me clean up the water she spilled even though I have a sore back and can't bend easily
life is suffering
My mom called me a few times a week to check in while I was in college and adjusting, but I was too busy to ever answer. Two years later and she never calls anymore.
The bitch left when I was 8 though, so I guess she's just reaping the relationship she sowed.
cosplay
>Have one chance at life
>Born with small boobs
>chestlet
>still only wants chad
why do girls think boob size matters at all? it's all about the ass and hips.
>>24130083
Still has thousands of betas orbiting her.
Ends up as a feminist: "Chestlets deserve Chads as well! No body shaming! Go away you small men, eeks, creeps!"
what does touching a guy's abs feel like?
it's ok, it's like touching any muscle on his body
>>24130010
salty bags of sand
>>24130010
Give me your number bby and ill let you find out mkay?
>becoming a trucker
Is this the best job for people like us?
I went to a truck driving school for some info and it sounds cool. Good pay, don't have to deal with people much and you are mostly left alone.
Any truckers here? Seems like a sweet gig. Best of both worlds- financial freedom and solitude while still maintaining outcast status.
i heard you won't get much sleep and the jobs are dissappearing soon because of literal robots. (not you)
>>24130049
Where did you hear that? Seems like self driving cars are still a far way away for commercial use. And I don't mind lack of sleep
I hitchhiked with one for awhile. It seemed like a boring job but she was cut out for it. I guess if you don't mind the monotony, it's worth the pay. I definitely met some interesting other truckers, with so much time some of them pick up neat skills or talents.
The other guy raises a good point though, robots will probably take it as a job.
Is it just me or are black chicks such uppity, bitchy, shallow, mean-spirited cunts? They're all the same. They just play it off as "sass" or "attitude" 'cus they're black.
I'm a sweet heart Bebe
>>24130003
Your pic is of a mixed race girl tho F A M
>>24130003
do you get all your information about black people from tv and movies?
Well? Who is the most autistic /r9k/ poster?
The guy who makes the wagekek threads 4 times a day?
The guy who makes the "no [series of fucking jibberish] filipina qt gf thread every single day?
Incel Manlet?
>inb4 you pick OP
>inb4 OP can't inb4
>>24129961
dead petposter > asian masculinity > incel > cebruz >filipina qt shit
from greatest autism to least
I'm the guy who spends a bare minimum of 6 hours a day watching or reading or whatever about dinosaurs. I might not be the worst but I might qualify on the list at least.
The guy who posts that ugly half asian chick every two hours
Rapping pepe guy
Is sex and losing your virginity really that big of a deal?
If you're horny, why not just have a fap?
>is your only biological purpose in life really that big of a deal?probably
I think it is generally assumed that good sex is better than a good fapping session
No.
I'm 23 and i honestly never had that drive or want to have/get sex.
Maybe there's something actually wrong with me but i never really plan on having any type of intimate relationship in my entire life.
Reminder that god does not exist and that science proves that god does not exist. If there is no evidence for something, until the evidence is seen, it can be said that the thing doesn't exist.
>blah blah thats not how science works
Yes it is. Just because you believe in something doesn't make it a valid argument
>hurr so i guess gravity doesn't exist then
There's evidence for gravity. Theres no evidence for god
It's 2015. Time to start thinking for yourselves, religiousfags.
>HURRRRR COMMUNIST DICTATORS WERE ATHEIST
They killed in the name of communism, not atheism.
3/10
Worst bait of the day
>>24129903
Gravity's a theory brah.
NO ONE'S PROVEN THE EXISTENCE OF GRAVITY YOU ASSHAT.
In fact, when incorporating Minkowski space, did you know that the earth's actually pushing UP against you?
>>24129958
>i don't agree with it so it must be b8
Go back to >>>/pol/ or dawns christian forum
Who /productofincest/ here? When I was 12 I found out that my mom and her brother are my parents.
>>24129709
Why is this anime girl so cute? I see her posted all the time.
>>24129709
How has it effected you? Incest is pretty common where i live, but not to your degree. How does your family feel about incest in the future? Are they open to it?
Details man
>>24129744
Pedo
Why do psychiatrists/psychologists/therapists have no idea about sex?
>21yo virgin here
I've gone to all three over the past 5 years, and not once have any of them asked about my virginity, whether I know any girls, whether I wish I did. When loneliness/sexlessness is a major component of my depression and anxiety.
Have any robots had similar thoughts? Have you discussed sex/incel/tfwnogf with psychs? Was it helpful?
>>24129692
From my experience, they value the relationship over sex. The lack of relationship to another is what defines the psychopath. On the other hand, the stereotypical village priest who has his old housekeeper for a friend is a healthy person according to psychoanalytic criteria.
>>24129739
That seems a little... short-sighted. Maybe a village priest or widow is fine without sex, but the young male sex drive is so powerful, you'd think it would be pretty important to the psyche.
I mean Freud invented the field, and he thought sex was THE important thing.
Cognitive something therapist asked me about it, if I ever had gf/sex. I said no and he asked if I get horny at all and I said yes, then the topic remained untouched.
