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What size violin should I learn /r9k/? I'm leaning towards small violin but jumbo violin also looks cool.
>>24133710
>viola
>cello
>double bass
>'violin'
Kill yourself.
I like the plucky electric violin
>>24133710
I played violin for 2 years, then viola for 2. i kind of play the double bass. Cello is beautiful but i haven't learned it. i'd say try violin or celllo
Why does the rate of male suicide keep rising?
Is it because none of them know how to be real men succumb to their cowardice and end their lives?
It's because they have realized how fucked and shallow women are.. and no matter how hard they try they can't just turn gay. So what else do?
>>24133697
Men are 4 times greater to commit suicide then women even though women attempted it more so men are better at it! If women want to be truly equal they need to start taking there lives in greater numbers.
>>24133697
It's because they're homophobic and refuse to embrace the gay enlightenment.
Post some videos in this ITT
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c75_1447007624
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=168_1446917480
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=54e_1398524172
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=881_1446996197
We are transported to an alternative universe in which you are the opposite sex of yourself. In this universe, the social exceptions are different in the sense that men are viewed as supporters and women as providers. Men in this universe get all the social attention and women, if you aren't in the top tier, (short, skinny, clear face, etc) you are now a fembot. Men in this universe get alot of fembot orbiters chasing after their dicks. The role of Staceys and Chads are now switched. Staceys sleep with your boyfriends behind your backs and get naturally, all the attention and are the social alpha. Chads naturally have lots of orbiters, but only go after staceys typically. You are to act your new role in this universe. Have fun everyone! ;D
Have fun everyone! and keep it civil :)
itt i act the role of myself in a universe where differing sexual dimorphism makes me act JUST LIKE ME
I would grab my boobs.
wait if all gender roles are reversed, and our gender is reversed, wouldnt our conversations be identical sans pronouns?
>promised myself i would have a gf by christmas
Only 45 days left...
>>24133475
Silly Anon, there is always next year!
"This year will be different"
>>24133475
How many times have you gone up and asked a girl out? I bet none. So what do you expect. go talk to a girl. Whats the worse that could happen.
Post jokes, songs, videos, stories.
I'll start with laughing yoga and some slapstick.
Laughing
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UbMYSFv8daA
Slapstick
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GMXamosNN9Q
here's some good slapstick f-a-m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft2uIYucsXo
Watch it all.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_VLK6vXRwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N5x2Ufv_8E
Who waste of generics here?
>tfw mom was a model, sister is model, father good looking
>im the only 1/10 in the family
i honestly cant imagine anyone being 1/10 f a m. espicially with genetics like that, youre probably overthinking it
1/10's consist of less than 1% of the population and you have to have a severe defect in order to qualify for 1/10 status.
Post pics.
>>24133355
Post a picture of yourself please.
Why does everyone treat being a virgin as a bad thing?
because sex life=self worth
>>24133350
The product of cultural marxism and sexual liberation.
Because most people want to get laid and they arent virgins by choice
Your life isn't worth as much as you think it is. You were brainwashed your whole life telling you how precious life is. It really isn't it.
You are nothing more than another dog in a litter. If one dog in the litter is defective and dies nothing happens. The species moves on with genes better suited for surviving.
>>24133191
wah wah woe is me. Life is what you make of it.
>>24133233
>Just reverse years of negative thinking and self hatred brah :^)
What you're saying isn't even completely wrong but god damn does this ever piss me off
>>24133276
Yeah well it's not easy but you don't have to become fully normal and happy.
Just do things.
2bh flan
>>24133101
I fucking love flans.
>>24133189
who doesn't, really. flan appreciation bread
>>24133101
2who flan?
I was thinking about buying some generic adderall off of the darknet markets to help lose weight.
Do any of you have experience buying on these markets?
General thoughts, welcome too.
>>24133063
Better just to cut out all processed shit and wheat, OP. For reals. I did it mid-September, and I've lost 15 pounds.
Also no risk of jail, until McPukes gets its legal injunction to sue people who don't eat their disgusting poison at least once a month.
why would you take a drug that is going to totally change your experience of conciousness every day for the sole purpose of losing weight.
If you want adderall go for it but you should just take dnp for weight loss.
It used to be the gold standard, hundreds of thousands of people took it. Just dont be a retard you're golden.
>>24133063
What exactly is your typical diet?
Does she look fat?
Jacket hides it, but yeah she's a little chubby.
>>24132926
Barely.
Put it this way, she could mark herself as "average" body size on a dating website and not be delusional.
What do NEETs desire?
Money, so that I can continue living this way.
>>24132917
Love
A friend
Normie privilege
A fulfilling life
or alternatively a means to get this shit over with
Why don't you robots cook?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GAYiecsXHJ8
Even acne-kun is doing it.
>>24132859
>implying i don't
I'm an excellent fucking cook
>>24132888
Trips dont lie.
I also know how to cook, I figured I'm going to have to eat until the day I die, may as well make some tasty shit.
I wish acne-kun would make a video on how to shop for groceries before you do the cooking
ATTENTION R9K!
The time has come, the time to raid habbo..
Instructions: Step 1: Make an account, use a fake email, they dont check..
Step 2: Join the room KFC and the password is chicken
Step 3: wait until raid is ready to begin
Everyone make sure to have an account ready by 12am PST, if you're interested in participating.
BUMP
>>>/b/650944372
>>24132748
>Draw attention to board
>Draw cancerfags here
>Do what literally killed other boards
>>>/b/650943641
BUMP
