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It is true... it must be upsetting for some of you robots that didn't already know we're here walking amongst you. But Ive always exsited on this board In peace. I do not represent all Chads especially the ones who've been so cruel to you. I am like you an individual with his own wants and needs existing inside a group that is overall negative. Now for the reason for this post... I have a friend who I would describe as having numerous robotic tendencies... and he has a crush on a girl who has a crush on me. I have no intention of stealing his girl or even impeding his way. I want to help. I need the perspective of the robot community on how to deal with this problem. What should I do?
fuck off to >>>/adv/
>>24137136
Here is some good advice anon.
Get off my board.
Just joking, it's probably best to just talk to him and clear the air, or even just let it play out between those two, see what happens and pick up the pieces.
>>24137158
I can't visit /adv/ I need the advice of true robots
Who /stupid/ here
>tfw can't solve this
>tfw exam tomorrow
>tfw a task like this will be in it
>tfw failing uni since this is the last retake
>tfw stupid fuck
also /stupid/ general
>>24137112
Dunno how to solve too. I'm stupid like you.
>>24137130
C is a trick question. You tell the bank to go fuck itself and that you're not falling for its Jewry, then invest in gold instead.
>>24136549
blocks and bloxette
I never want to have sex.
Vaginas are disgusting. I wan't to cuddle with a cute girl without seeing her vagina. I feel like I would vomit if I found out the girl I liked was a roastie.
Same 2bh
Vaginas actually revolt me
Congratulations, you're gay.
Vaginas look gross but they feel p good when the girl is really horny and wet. Like putting your dick I'm a hottub that massages it.
I can't be the only one who looks up people from the past on the internet. Like girls you had a crush on, people who might've considered you their merest of acquaintances while you considered them your best friends, or guys who bullied you.
I don't do it frequently, but sometimes I get in a weird mood and do some sleuthing. It's usually very boring. The chick you were deeply in love with in middle school just gave birth to her third beautiful child. The only dude who would talk to you caught a big break and now lives in a mansion. Stuff like that.
Yesterday I looked up one of my bullies who would spit in my face, usually right after eating so there'd be debris in his saliva. He wasn't on Facebook, so I had to dig a bit deeper. His name is pretty unique, so that worked in my favor.
Well, my dear robots, the only piece of information I could find was that his funeral took place on October 19, 2013. Found that in an archived church newsletter PDF. Most of the other people had little obituaries or soothing quotes next to them. He was just a name and a date in the funeral section.
For most of my life, I've been phantasizing about how I would get back at him once I grew up. That didn't even stop when I finally did grow up and older. Thinking of elaborate ways to hurt him psychologically kept me going.
Learning that he's dead is weird. It's like the most hollow of all victories. The bully is gone. The bullied abides. But I never got my chance at revenge. The score was never settled. He won when we were kids, and he was still winning when he died.
He may be a dead asshole. But doesn't that just mean I'm a living loser?
>not finding his grave to piss and dance on
Do you even postmortem revenge?
>>24136983
your thread sucks
Only 18 here, though I know the feeling. I remember an extremely introverted girl with bad anxiety I was friends with in primary school, her only friend. I also remember adding her on myspace too so I looked her up the other week. I searched her up on facebook and it turns out she moved to london I guess.
I add her and she asks who I am. I expected as much, it has been like 10 years. I tell her my name.
The first thing she says:
>ohh heyyy There. do you know where i can get a fake iD?
removed her. I'm fine without.
Get 'er before she's gone!
my love!
>>24136964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6z5MQrNczgif you're reading this pls post more vids
>>24136964
I'm claiming Hanako
Yesterday's thread has yielded in no new waifus.
We /sygc/ now.
Post small YouTube girl channels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6z5MQrNczg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=624FGOidYp4
Now post 'em, meme fags
who's the one on the left.
>>24137143
minaj
>>24137143
>>24137149
Focus on the thread guys
>one chance at life
>born black
>ugly
>homosexual
>terrible social anxiety
Should I into 2D? I dont know if I can love something that wont cuddle me back and make me feel less alone, but real girls will never think Im qt ;_;
>>24136941
But you're gay?
That means you want hot boys to think you are qt? No?
>>24136941
Big benis?
>>24136941
you would flourish in prison senpai
>there are people browsing this board on their way to work RIGHT NOW
>>24136919
Oh good another one of these FUCKING THREADS
GTFO YOU SCUM
>>24136919
Bukowski worked at a post office for most of his young adult years. He was only able to support himself full time as a writer when he was in his late 40s.
I work nights thurs-sat, I used to feel depressed knowing everyone else is out having fun while I'm at work, now I kek while I drink and play vidja till 8am sun-wed while wagekeks are sitting in rush hour.
You often hear normalfags coming here telling us to "just lift" and how this miraculously will make our lives better. While they do have a point that if we suddenly would wake up one day looking like Arnold, it certainly would make our lives better. The problem is that it's impossible for us to make that journey for the same reasons we're ugly miserable losers today.
Lifting is 99% genetics. Don't let anyone tell you different because this is a cold, hard fact. Ask yourself, have you ever seen a muscular guy without a chiseled jaw and a masculine face? No, of course you haven't. Your success in adding muscle to your body is related to the same genetics that decide whether you will have a weak jawline with an andronymous face or a strong jawline with a masculine face, your testosterone levels. There's a reason Chad can do a brosplit and party 3 times a week and still pack on more muscle than Eugene keeping a perfect diet and a serious program.
If you're a low-test betamale like most if not all robots are, lifting won't do anything for you. You will add a minimal amount of muscle and after years in the gym you will maybe have made the same progress a teenage Chad made in 1 month.
dur it's all genetics
if you suck at genetics go for similiar specimen
if lifting solves your 'problems' you didn't really have any to begin with.
>>24136833
Oh ye I would if we didn't live in a polygamous hook-up culture where all women can strike above because men have higher sex-drive and Chad needs a harem. A girl with shitty genetics will still get picked by some average guy.
This is why historically 90% of men didn't reproduce but almost 100% of women did.
Who else /nofap/ here?
9 days here, 21 left to go
Almost 1/3 done.
You can do it!
What are you trying to achieve by doing this? It means nothing. It doesn't magically throw gf at you. So what's the point?
I cum like 2-3 times a day just so I can concentrate, so fuck that. If I ever view porn out of boredom (terrible habit) I have to cum more than that and it sucks.
>>24136856
I'm testing my willpower.
I'm not doing it for some sort of magical superpowers because thats mostly bs.
ITT ask other robots a question about what you should do and they decide it for you so you have an excuse to actually fucking do it.
Should I fap or go take a run?
You should get off my board, normalfag.
run then fap
don't even stop to shower
GOAT
should i sleep? it's already 4 am though :c
Ask a loser who is on disability pension (potentially for life) and still lives with his mother anything. Bonus points if you have a genuine story that makes me feel better about this crappy existence. I just want a fucking job.
>>24136778
>be me working in McKekolds last night
>doing first window (order money taking
>been joking around with normie fags on grill
>asked to get napkins and straws
>go to get both boxes
>Mfw they lied and wasted my time, they all laugh at me, meanwhile it's super fucking busy
That's all I got op, hope you get a laugh out of my misery
>>24136778
>tfw no disability pension pet
>>24136778
Also op what disability do you have?
I am curious.
Who boring here? Whenever I try jokes literally no one laughs
>>24136764
I boring here. My coworkers still try to talk to me though. i wish they would just give up.
>>24136793
They are being nice. Why don't you just take advantage of the opportunity?
>>24136764
It the lack of confidence op, don't make it look forced.
>lives in first world
>has "depression"
>some poo in loo shit hole's life is relevant
It's literally just a chemical imbalance senpai. Anyone can have it, even successful people like Lady Gaga do.
>>24136616
I also have no parents, live off of 900 dollars a month, can't afford college, am 19, have an ugly face and thus can't get a girlfriend, grew up in poverty all my life as well. And my depression is so bad that I cannot study and I also have adhd and cant focused as well as a porn addiction.
>tfw oneitis is cute shy girl
>she's new in town
>after many weeks of knowing her, i finally manage to strike up the courage to ask her to dinner
>she politely says yes
>can't believe it
>go to pick her up at night, she's dressed stunningly
>having dinner with her at this place i know, everything is going great
>mfw she casually mentions mid-conversation that she has a boyfriend.
FUCK ALL WOMEN. WHY DO THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO DO THIS. WHAT THE FUCK. WHY. YOU DUMB STINKING WHORE. DEATH TO ALL WOMEN. REEEEEEEEE
>>24136602
no way mang
>>24136602
Should have made the insinuation that having a BF doesn't stop you wanting to fuck her.
>>24136602
did u pay the bill as well or split it?
