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Who /pissjugs/ here?
Just got all cozy in my room. Got a six pack of IPA cooling off by the window which is venting cool air into my computer case, and I got an empty piss jug in the corner of my closet. I'm going to be up for the next 4 hours drinking and using my computer and its so comfy knowing I wont have to leave my room during that time.
>>24131451
I use a bucket.
>>24131494
It's just more comfy. So much for "intelligent design", lol. Nothing intelligent about not being able to play vidya for a couple of hours without having to get up and leave the room and piss.
I made a pipe from the bed to the window to shower any normals below
Helga Lovekaty
I'm sorry I don't rape girls
Milla Jovovich but her younger self.
>>24131349
This. Rapist piece of trash.
U KNOW WHAT TIME IT BE! WHO UP?! SMASH DAT MF LIKE!
Hello family
I pressed the like button on my screen
U
KNO
I'M
UP
BRUH
This nig Twitter meme was never funny. Please stop posting it.
When was the time that you died on the inside? (or the exact date if you remember)
>circa late Fall 2012 A.D
Early November 2011.
I don't know where the last four years have gone.
>Also around 2012
Was hitting the gym, living healthy, last time I tried. Didn't work out with qt. Remember how I came back, got out of the train. Then saw a McDonalds there and ate a McRib. Why even try? Since then it's all a downward spiral.
2012
Had a little revival last year that lasted a few months before petering out
I'm not dead yet
But I'm definitely dying
How can the world take so much from you in such little time?
This state of existence boggles me to my bones
I don't like it
I don't like it at all
>life is boring and largely the same
>desperately want some form of conflict or interest in my life
>seek out dominant guys as a way of creating something interesting
how do i fix this
>>24131167
Find something more interesting to do with your time.
Get a hobby or a job. Join a shitty fandom. Participate in a sport.
>>24131167
Well damn, i've been dirty talking homos on the internet for the exact same reasons. I'm not even attracted to them, it's just exciting to me. I really need to get off the imternet and go back to my hobbies
Men can't multitask
>>24131165
I really really like this gif. Do you mind if I save it?
why? How are men not good at multitasking? Are they inferior to women?
BITCH GUESS HOW MANY TABS I HAVE OPEN RIGHT NOW
FUCKING JUST GUESS
>just woke up from a 22 hour nap
>no plans for another 38 hours
>gunna fap, study Japanese animated cinema , eat some pasta, and play vidya for afew hours
>then sleep for another 20 or so hours(thanks sleep combo cocktails!)
Feels good letting my body set the pace so I can live a long healthy life. Its great not having a rigorous scheduled that deprives you of sleep and free time,, thusly shortening your life
>sleeping 20 hours
>healthy
How do you sleep that long? What is your secret??
>no exercise or natural light dictating sleep cycle
>shitty diet
>synthetic drug consumption
you are trolling.
>long life
>healthy
more like HTN/DM2 leading to CRF and death in your late 50s and early Alzheimer's.
What is that feel that you're feeling now?
I don't know
My mind is a fog.
>tfw poor facial aesthetics
Feels bad man
sad as fuck. For everyone in life, there is a time where you will be eating shit. Right now, im in this experience and to be completely honest, i dont think its ever going to get better
alright im fed up
i need a gf
pls apply here
/mu/ level music taste: y/n
or
/lit/ level lit interests: y/n
if n for both
some sort of patrician hobby/interest: write in
short/tiny compared to me (6'3): y/n or your height
>>24130869
You sound like a disgusting person OP, hope you never find anyone.
>>24130869
I'm not /mu/ or /lit/ unfortunately.
I'm 5'9, non white and into /co/ if you like western stuff.
>>24130959
true dat senpai
thanks for the support though
Why does God give us small penises?
It seems like such an asshole thing to do. And for a lot of us life is already hard enough on its own, why would you go out of your way to make it that much shittier?
This is why Lucifer was the good guy.
5.5 inches isn't small. people like to pad their measurements and do it wrong but 5.5 inches is average. fits in condoms snugly
>>24130834
read the Book of Job
God doesnt care about your petty problems
>>24130922
he cared a lot about chad
why are humans so cruel?
>>24130825
because we expect other humans to be
so we act cruel to them so they dont act cruel to us first
I.... i dont know anon T_T
>>24130825
We're all just looking out for number one, friend. I suggest you do the same.
>no autism bux
>not willing to become a wagekek
>nothing cool to sell
How do you guys make money? I can't afford shit and I can't stand it. I'm thinking about donating blood plasma, but that's only $35 twice a week at best.
55 bucks senpai. I'd know
suck dicks for money
>>24130747
What skills do you possess?
Well robots. What do you think?
not gay if it feels good senpai
>>24130621
>full transexual
You mean with a constructed cunt?
So... This is saying if a man has sex wih a MtF he is gay
Then... If a man has sex with a FtM, is he straight?
How do I get a non-stinky-pussy gf? My gf now which is the only girlfriend I have ever had has a stinky pussy
stop dating fat chicks
You fucking normie kuk. At least you have a gf.And smelly pussies are my fetish
Shower with her. Have sexy shower times with her where you clean her and play with her. Then have sex after when you're both totally clean.
I'm practicing to become a voice actor.
Post things and I will vocaroo them.
Niggers ain't shit but big black dicks
>>24130507
say this please
>Promises Vocaroo recordings, hasn't delivered first request. Smh senpai .
