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Sissy white boy humiliation time
>>24125247
>-4
You got fucking destroyed OP
man, I posted dickbutt and it got to -3.
what the fuck is that? who downvotes dickbutt?retards who use yikyak
make up for it by posting dickbutt. caption it: yikbutt
>>24125539
You can post images now?
What's your opinion on feminism? Not this current meme shit, I mean feminism before "muh patriarchy." Do you think it was needed? What's your thoughts?
Yeah, I think they needed the right to vote. Also to be able to get jobs when men were generally not hiring them back through the late 1900s. Might have been better for the families back in the 50s to not give women nice jobs because it encouraged divorce and independence, but it won't matter in about 30 years because men will be out of work for the most part due to machines and exponentially powerful AI.
Feminism these days is more of a girls club. I'm fine with that. They're not doing anything that matters anymore. Corrupting higher education isn't making that much of a difference. It just makes men lose respect for women and vice versa.
I expect marriage and families will be the standard 2 homes in the future. Nobody wants to stay with the same person forever anymore. A child of divorce won't have the stigma or feel bad because most other kids will have the same situation.
I think women will just get more bitter though. They're not getting the treatment they have been used to over the past 30 years. A decreasing portion of men are licking their boots. Cohabitation will die soon.
>>24125228
Idk but I like Steven Universe a lot. Does that make me a feminist?
Here's my waifu.
>>24125420
Liking cartoons doesn't make you a feminist.
Ok, I'll admit, I've never been one to keep up with the days trends, always sorrowfully picking up the pieces of yesteryear..
But will someone, maybe a normie or something explain to me in a way I can understand, break this down for me ok?
There is a SEVERE lack of self preservation in todays youth, doing fucking dangerous shit, drinking and driving, getting into gangs, getting into fights/picking fights, eating shitty junk food/fast food diets, blowing all their money on illegal drugs or other stupid shit and then getting into debt.
Am I fucking retarded? What am I missing? This shit seems dumb as fuck to me, why do people do this? Do they not care about themselves? Do they not wish to live past the ripe old age of 40?
It concerns me, why don't people have the sense to care for themselves? How do they let themselves come to ruin so easily? This is supposed to be the age of smartphones, the internet and enlightenment, so why are people acting so fucking dumb?
Too many humans around, not enough dying in pointless wars for nobility
Also, consumerism being promoted to serve our new overlords
>>24125155
>todays youth
Ok.
>>24125225
yep delusional generation x desu sempai
How exactly does a "high" feel like? I've tried weed before, and it didn't do anything for me. Are you guys just pretending, so you can jump in on the bandwagon?
This goes the same for alcohol, it didn't feel generally good, or forget the pain. I felt the same way, except dizzy and nauseous after drinking half a bottle of jack. Nor was I provocative to those around me, or anything near the stereotypical drunk.
So are drugs a meme, or an excuse for you guys to act like a bunch of idiots, or nah?
Lots of people don't get high their first time, try it again and make sure you're inhaling properly. You'll know when it's working.
You shouldn't get sick while drinking, that's how you know you've drank too much. Try to find that spot right where you feel all warm and fuzzy, AKA a buzz.
>>24125119
Whenever I got sick from smoking weed or drinking it was when I had drank a bunch before imbibing. I've learned that if I don't have dinner and instead wait til after I have had a few drinks in me, I can get a nice strong buzz off ~3 drinks usually beer.
I stopped smoking pot bc my roommate has asthma, but I enjoy edibles more anyway. I usually have one every 3-4 months.
LSD is one of my favorite drugs of all time, my sweet spot is ~160ug and my favorite time I ever tripped was at an amusement park with my friend. We spent all day people watching, eating crab fries, and cracking up. I spent about an hour on the lazy river attraction, just floating in an enormous circle in an inner tube with the sun warming my skin, just listening and watching the back of my eyelids.
MXE is GOAT. Nothing compares. I binged very hard this summer but I am a pianist and it wreaked havoc on my short-term memory and fine motor skills. It's the kind of drug where it's addictiveness comes from the fact that the high is so profoundly intense and there are little to no side effects, so I couldn't find a logical reason to not use it.
Drugs are great and have great power to alter and enhance your experience of everyday life. You might just need to find the one that works for you.
>>24125409
Shit, I meant when I had eaten a bunch before imbibing.
I'm gonna finally do it /r9k/. Give me a reason not to.
PROTIP:you can't [/spoiler[
>>24125083
Do you have a livestream? If not, pls get a livestream going.
That's a BB gun
>>24125114
I don't see an orange cap
Th4nks
Here ya go anon.
>>24125002
Here you go, OP. I wasn't sure what to put in the place of the guy's face so I slipped in something inconspicuous.
>>24125169
>>24125339
wtf no... like this you faggots just better croped and real transparent
>tfw gf left me
>I keep texting her every day and no answer
>wrote her letters with flowers and nothing
>apparently she is seeing another guy right now
>don't know what to do
I'm just sitting here eating pudding and crying and totally lost in life. I'm trying to figure something out to win her back and have her fall in love with me. I really love her /r9k/ she was the only girl who ever cared about me and what we had was real.
>>24124891
B E T A
In all seriousness though remove every reference to her from your life. Pictures, contacts whatever and as long as you never see her irl or in pictures you should get over her. After a year of moping I blocked her from everything and life has never been better. After a month I just stopped caring about her. Good luck though, the oneitis is a terrible disease.
You writing letters n shit ain't gonna get her back for one, it just pushes her away because it shows you're desperate and at her mercy. Making her jealous may get her back. Just show you don't care, which will make her think "what the hell." Or, you can be alpha and just yell at her in person and degrading her, kicking down her current bf too if you have the balls.
>I keep texting her every day and no answer
Learn to take a hint you fucking faggot. Congrats on being a fucking embarrassment.
>Being paid while they get paid
I hope you guys realize everytime you buy a pack of cancersticks this is what big tobacco be like
Only 8% of teens smoke now, so why would you even do it?
because it feels good
>pot heads make arguments like this yet most of them buy weed from Mexican cartels who ve killed hundreds of thousands of innocent people and make them richer
>>24125118
Wow do you also like Pass Me The Comics Bro on facebook?
This post has nothing to with weed either btw you fucking retard
What are some modern music nigger essentials?
>>24124862
64th note hi-hat and a bunch of "niggas" in the lyrics, which are mostly about weed and syrup
guaranteed banger
Depends on how modern you want. Pic related is a few years old.
Only thing I'd add is Run the Jewels and a Kendrick album.
>Mention what "she" does or what "she" said
>"She" refers to a female said nigger musician is in a casual relationship with
>Rap about drugs that were once uncool in the black community
>imitate Courage the Cowardly Dog and mumble in a high pitch voice
What's the fundamental difference between Pepe and Wojak? They both clearly relate to feels, but what are things ascribed to Pepe alone, and ascribed to Wojak alone?
>>24124804
Pepe got his shit together, stopped watching anime and playing video games, hit the gym, and picked up a couple hobbies.
Wojak continually blames the world for his problems and does nothing to solve them.
>>24124866
Wrong. Pepe is a smug NEET and wojack is a depressed, friendless wageslave
>>24124866
Wrong.
Pepe turned his feels to anger, Wojak turned his feels to acceptence.
One fruitlessly rages against the system, the other depressingly deals with it.
Why don't you just become an independent bounty hunter? It's not like you have anything else to live for.
Some of the rewards are pretty hefty too.
https://www.fbi.gov/wanted
>The FBI is offering a reward of up to $200,000 for information leading directly to the arrest of Jason Derek Brown.
>Jason Derek Brown is wanted for murder and armed robbery in Phoenix, Arizona. During November of 2004, Brown allegedly shot and killed an armored car guard outside a movie theater and then fled with the money.
>Brown speaks fluent French and has a Masters Degree in International Business. He is an avid golfer, snowboarder, skier, and dirt biker. Brown enjoys being the center of attention and has been known to frequent nightclubs where he enjoys showing off his high-priced vehicles, boats, and other toys. Brown was a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, and completed his Mormon mission near Paris, France.
>Brown has ties to California, Arizona, and Utah. In the past, he has traveled to France and Mexico. Additionally, he may be in the possession of a Glock 9mm and a .45 caliber handgun.
>The FBI is offering a reward of up to $1 million for information leading directly to the arrest of Victor Manuel Gerena.
>Victor Manuel Gerena is being sought in connection with the armed robbery of approximately $7 million from a security company in Connecticut in 1983. He allegedly took two security employees hostage at gunpoint and then handcuffed, bound and injected them with an unknown substance in order to further disable them.
>The FBI is offering a reward of up to $100,000 for information leading directly to the arrest of Semion Mogilevich.
>Semion Mogilevich is wanted for his alleged participation in a multi-million dollar scheme to defraud thousands of investors in the stock of a public company incorporated in Canada, but headquartered in Newtown, Bucks County, Pennsylvania, between 1993 and 1998. The scheme to defraud collapsed in 1998, after thousands of investors lost in excess of 150 million U.S. dollars, and Mogilevich, thought to have allegedly funded and authorized the scheme, was indicted in April of 2003.
>Mogilevich may wear facial hair to include a moustache. He is known to be a heavy smoker. Mogilevich has his primary residence in Moscow, Russia. He is known to utilize a Russian passport, but may also possess Israeli, Ukrainian, and Greek passports.
So gentlemen and fembots, do you like what you see?
Come on don't be shy
MEXICO NO
yes, that is hot to me.
>>24125589
Come take a seat
Hey /r9k/ give me some lines
Hey ^_^ umm... Sorry you're just really cute XD
>>24124640
"are you the fat one?"
>>24124679
Whats sad is that dudes really do say this shit and expect it to work
ITT Typical normie things you've never done
Me
>had a girlfriend
>kissed a girl
>had sex
>been on holiday abroad
>been to a club
>drank alcohol
also I'm 23 years old
>never kissed a girl
>never had sex
>never been to an actual party
>never been to a club
What else do normalfags do?
>been to a party
>smoked weed
>been to a club
>posted things on Instagram
I always am shocked when I see women on this board say they can be robots. Let me run down my credentials:
>5'7, white male
>abusive, neglectful parents
>schizophrenic brother who is an abusive, distant manchild, I live with him, it is a nightmare
>been bullied all my life at work, school, by family, "friends", and even by strangers on the street
>I can barely go outside due to my experiences
>I am unemployed (not on NEETbux though)
>Never kissed, hugged, had sex with, or touched a girl for an extended period of time
>Never really interacted with females positively at all, actually
>Not fat, but whenever I make gains in the gym, they wear off literally the next day, despite trying my best to maintain a routine
>Not in school
>No friends besides 1 old friend that has been loyal to me since we were 7, who has seen me change in many aspects and tried but failed to get me help
I am the lowest of the low. I have absolutely nothing positive to look forward to in my life, and because I am a man, I don't receive the same treatment as I would if I was a woman and I could get people's sympathies.
So tell me, fembots, how fucking bad is YOUR life besides having "social anxiety" and being depressed that a new Chad boy at your work doesn't grovel at your feet and ask you out immediately?
>>24124553
Oh, I am also 23 right now, so that also puts it even more into perspective.
Nobody cares about exactly how pathetic you are, dude. It pains me to say this, but just because you're a failure doesn't mean you're 'better' than anyone because of it.
>>24124553
>Not fat, but whenever I make gains in the gym, they wear off literally the next day, despite trying my best to maintain a routine
>that's not how gains work
