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post your favorite flavor of jolly rancher in here
watermelon master race
>>24118485
not bad desu senpai, but blue raspberry is the best
>>24118499
dubs confirm lelel
My girlfriend has a really smelly pussy. Shes not dirty or anything, showers a lot and is generally very clean but her pussy has such a strong odor i can actually smell it through her pants when i put my head in her lap.
Im disgusting for saying this but i adore that smell, i know it stinks but i just cant get enough. Whenever she leaves her underwear on the bed to go to the bathroom or make a phone call, i quickly grab her panties and inhale it, it feels intoxicating.
How do i get her to give me a pair of underwear without creeping her out?
I have never smelled a vagina.
is she black?that may be the reason
>>24118444
Nope shes white
>Sliver decks
>thinking you can scrape together 7 mana before you get gangraped by my shrouded, infectious horde.
go on and have your elder god get keked by a gang of squirrels, faggot
>mana problems
>>24118345
Sliver decks are only relevant in pauper format. Everywhere else they get thoroughly destroyed.
Also, prophet is not good for card advantage if you're trying to play All is Dust, not only is it no longer standard and there are better alternatives(mul duya, for example) in modern, but it's a nonbo because your prophet gets destroyed by all is dust.
You would be better off with a turn 1 elvish mystic turn 2 copper myr + 1 mana on board for a control spell turn 3 palladium myr+2 mana on board for a control spell turn 4 all is dust and you still have six-seven mana on board. for eldrazi drops next turn.
This strategy would be destroyed by a basic control deck if you didn't have cheap answers, run this stupid deck in green/blue.
pic unrelated
Hi...
How are you today...
Bored and tired. In the back of an ambulance waiting for my shift to finish. That or a huge 5 car pile up so I can save some random people. You?
>>24118280
Pretty good. Didnt spill spaghetti when i went out today, so thats a plus.
>>24118426
how do you like your job?
ITT: Write a letter to someone you know who browses this board
Dear video games
I can't tell if you're getting unimaginably worse or if I'm just growing up.
Dear future me,
stop it and shut the fuck up
Dear GM,
Stop reading my fucking post and making fun of me.
;_;
Hail Mary, full of grace....
>>24118202
Catholics worship an old guy with a big stupid hat
The Lord is with thee....
Blessed art thou amongst women....
I have probably swiped right for about 1500 women on tinder.
Currently on 102 matches.
Is that good?
let's see some of them OP.
you got my curiosity piqued for a few minutes
Man...the game is fucking rigged.
Those numbers are fucking terrible. Are women really worth all of the shit we go through to get them?
>>24118187
This was one. She wants to go for a coffee on Thursday.
This is my favourite.
Something about this makes me fucking laugh every time.
I can tell. Your hair is blue. You're deep.
My favourite sad Pepe.
Please post weeknd Pepe.
>tfw downloaded every panel of Leroy ogling sexy bimbo women from the lockhorns website
Its like 500 something images
>>24117948
but why op
>>24117990
I was bored
lay it on us fammy
what do normies do in their free time? i spend all day in front of pc, but what an average person does instead?
it's a serious question and i don't know the answer, pls help robots
Work at those jobs
Then they go to the gym or do wathever they please until they cook dinner and go to sleep
>>24117867
Probably the same, except facebook. Also the gym.
>>24117867
Netflix is the most normie activity.
Nearly Monday edition
Gotta be up at 9. Would rather force the all-nighter than play chicken with my half functional alarm clock.
>tfw asian granny fetish
another week coming up lads
just want to end it all now
I HATE THE SEARS TOWER
I had family in shitcago growing up and every other time we went there, someone thought it was a good idea to stand in line forever just to hang around an overcrowded gift shop. It was never like ferris bueller where it was cozy and empty and allowed to touch the glass. The view from the room is shit too. "Oh wow I get to look at roofs of other building hurr". What an incredible waste of space and time.
>>24117729
>2015
>living in Chiraq
>>24117729
>nigger went on a weekend
Haha,I don't feel sorry for you. I went on a Wednesday, and it was pretty much like Ferris Bueller's Day Off. A few people, but very cozy. The line was practically non-existent and we breezed through to the skydeck.
Not sure what the fuck you're talking about in terms of a view. Stuff was legendary.
>>24117729
it adds to the Gotham-esque atmosphere desu senpai
Men are better than women at everything, including being women.
>>24117724
id suck it Desu
>>24117753
same bro, there's nothing wrong with that.
>>24117790
she's sexy af
>frequent r9k
>feel like it's only a matter of time until gf cheats
i hate all of you
MGTOW is the only sensible solution.
You have been indoctrinated tenderly, friend
It's all fun and games until you are refreshing 4000 times a day and pissing into bottles
Why are you taking this mongolian imageboard so seriously? if this place influences your life you might actually have issues.
postgirls' channelsPlease don't make me regret this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6z5MQrNczgshe sounds like a qt, I want her to come back
>>24117629
Why were we destined to be alone
>>24117629
gtfo, your YouTube Waifu is a slut
>>24117629
Far left is a qt 3.14
