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> Got a beautiful girlfriend ( 7 ex-gfs )
> Medical Studies
> A lot of friends
> Beautiful
Good day loosers !
Pics or bullshit
>>24111468
>med student
Hah and I was jealous for a second
>>24112333
Look at his fucking green text he's obviously a new fag but also a loser because he feels he needs to do this to feel good about his tiny penis
Who /asexual/ here?
>tfw met the qt of my dreams
>tfw she was perfect and she liked me
>tfw when i just couldn't have sex with her
>tfw she left me because of it
It's awful. I just wish I'd meet another asexual girl. There are supposed to be more asexual females than males but I just can't find them, and even if I do they're most likely fucked in the head and have all kinds of psychological problems. Just fuck my shit up senpai.
Also feel free to ask questions.
Where do you live, OP?
Qt grill here who doesn't want to have sexings.
How do I find a man like me?
Any success stories (as if) on here?
>>24111516
I attend uni in Scotland, rest of the year I live in Finland.
I would assume that there are a lot more men that aren't really that interested in sex than you could imagine. I've found out that it's actually women that can be a lot more sexual than men. I bet your average low-test man wouldn't really mind if you wouldn't have sex with him as long as you both love each other.
I don't really have any success stories I'm afraid, all my relationships come crashing down when it becomes clear that I don't want to have sex.
Imma bump dis shit up
What do you live for? What do you value?
Free speech
I'd rather be dirt poor and have the ability to criticize who I want than rich as fuck and censored
>>24111372
This
>tfw everyone thought I was weird growing up because I'd get butthurt and uncomfortable at things like IRC ops banning people they didn't like or forum mods deciding unilaterally which discussions are permitted or "too offensive to talk about"
i don't know how to explain it without scaring people and i'm probably a hypocritical asshole
jesus
It seems like it's okay to be proud to Black, Latino, Chink, but if you say "White Pride" your a racist. It's also perfectly fine to start a Blacks only group, but god forbid you start one for Whites only.
"Wah wah everyone is finally tired of white people and our bullshit "
You're the women of races
>>24111325
6/10
Made me change position in my chair desu
>>24111325
We just want to be able to have pride in our race, like everyone else.
ITT: Post hot girls you could never get
>>24111242
desu I would like to have caramel colored babies with her
NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WILL I FUCK HER
>>24111294
Dayyum post more famm
what is r9k listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDb4VUfHmYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7cVLE4SaN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E1xYcXsGp0
>>24111221
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHL1a0NGCeI
This isn't an original comment cause that fucking niggergook who took over 4chin says so; so here's a pointless sentence.
>>24111310
>This isn't an original comment cause that fucking niggergook who took over 4chin says so; so here's a pointless sentence.
Get lost newfriend.
It's about damn time the robot came back, really.
>>24111221
https://turnstilehc.bandcamp.com/album/nonstop-feeling
Nu metal is back, and it's pretty alright.
2hr of this shit kill me plz
is that a kike?
>>24111289
No, it's just a guy wearing a yamaka who isn't a kike
>>24111351
>US military
Fucking pogues
You're not going to get a qt gf without getting in shape to show that you are a quality mate. Where do I start anon?
How do I get rid of these gorgeous bitch tits?
Is there an app that I can plug in my age, weight and height and it will build meal plans and routines for me? I think I have the motivation, but not the direction.
>>24111170
Whats wrong with your stomach?
I like your tits though.
>>24111170
If you have gyno, surgery is the only way.
You don't need any app. Just hit the gym. Read the /fit/ sticky. If you stick to your diet and train regularly, you should already look pretty good in 6 months.
>>24111195
I think it's just the shadow. To the right is just stretch marks.... Those will go away if I get fit right? Or is there like some cream that pregnant women use that I can use?
How do you know if a girl likes you?
This girl I've been acquaintances with for years, we've start talking more for the last two months and have been chatting more and she gives me lifts to party's and what not, anyway recently at a party one of my mates while drunk said that she likes me and we should go out, I brushed it off and thought it was nothing, but in the last few days she been hugging me more and said I look good even though I'm basically wearing the same thing as I usually do, what do you guys think?
BTW I'm 18 she's 19 and she basically a nerd but not in the comic book, video game way but the being really good at school way, Oh and she looks like Luna Love good but with glasses.
Advice?
You should hang yourself. If she shows up at your funeral, she's into you.
>>24111112
fuck her right in the pucci
>>24111964
WHY THEY PUT THE DICK IN THE PUCCI?
>wake up at 2
>it starts getting dark at 5
>wake up at 1 am
>tfw mom wonders why you go to bed so early
>got to sleep at 8pm
>wake up at 3pm
>it's always dark out
>>24111005
fucking casual
>wake up at 6
>it was already dark by 5
>I'm a cyborg
"Oh haha ya sometimes im nervous around hot girls at parties xD"
"One time this girl was sucking my dick and i farted im so awkward hahaha"
"Me and my rich 8/10 gf broke up im so lonely :*("
>>24110991
No. Cyborgs are about good looks and a robo-mentality. They're above robotish depression because they have the will to fight, but they're too redpilled to turn into normies.
Being a cyborg is literally hanging in a limbo. It's even worse in some aspects.
>>24111021
>it's even worse in some aspects
"Bro im such a faggot i havent had sex since last month"
"I wish i could find a gf all girls want is to fuck me"
"This girl invited me to go ice skating but i dont know how to skate omg fml faammm"
>>24111021
Watching normies going in depth about ironic buzzwords is something else.
Believe what you will, your kind doesn't belong here. All cyborg threads ignored.
You enter the trusty tavern. The barkeep had a few too much and is staring bleary eyed at you, regaining composure in a short moment.
"Hey, fellow 'Bot. What will it be? It'll fill up quick in here. Actually glad you are here. I've been numbing myself for hours."
You notice his slight German drawl and demeanor, it is the guy from last sunday when you ventured in here.
Some faint notes wave over from the jukebox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYGAwcuzMHM
You hear the barkeep mumbling something about being already dead, then, as you settle, see him take a big gulp from his Beer Stein.
Another day in the Tavern.
I have a job interview tomorrow. So much of my life depends on a new job...
Fuck my existence.
>>24111010
Barkeep pours you a shot of whiskey and a Beer. Go for something strong. Serves you and walks over to the jukebox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K3vPlUYO80
"Don't worry anon. The world is a big stage, and you can and will play your part. Most people dont even notice if you put on a mask, so be who they want you to be and you'll be fine. Feels and Loneliness that no one will ever know you can share here."
>>24111010
Good luck anon. Don't drink too much today. I'll have soda water and an advil.
>blames face and body
>doesn't get fit while also looksmaxxing their face (pic related)
>blames introversion and social awkwardness
>blames lack of motivation to do anything that isn't instant gratification
>DOESNT quit porn/fapping/vidya/anime
>DOESNT limit internet use to 1-3 hours a week maximum
it's like you don't want to improve
I did all that and it turns out I'm just an autistic fuck.
i am a weak willed piece of shit. i dont care what happens as long as I get some intstant gratification. what should i do
>>24110894
Chin implant on right pic?
>beer for breakfast
fuck yes
>>24110826
DO NOT ANON.Unless you have something hearty as fuck to compliment it with.
>>24110826
>wake up
>shoot up h
>go back to sleep
Fuck yes
>>24111217
>shoot up
>go back to sleep
>Wasting your fucking high by sleeping
You're trash.
So question guys how does one get a girl?
Chloroform, or roofies
>>24110783
Posting this question on r9k is an oxymoron.
By having an actual life, so I heard
