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Tonight is a bad night... I feel more alone right now then I ever have in my life... I think I'm gonna finally end the pain... Does anyone have any songs they think I should listen to before I can finally find pesce?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4kWpi2HnPU
>>24105745
DO IT
JUST DO IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
Wanna chat before you hit the bucket? Maybe you shouldn't end it so soon yet...
How does this make you feel robots?
good because I'm 6'4".
Why don't manlets just get taller? They deserve to be shamed.
>>24105667
as a manlet it just makes me wish I was dead even more than I already do. Thanks OP.
Who /socialanxiety/ here?
>Always check my headphones in public every 10 seconds to make sure no one can hear my music
>Avoiding neighbors constantly
>Run away from social situations in general
>Shut-in as fuck
>Always worry too much about what other people think
>I usually get really really anxious at least once a month, head get filled with crap and I can't rest for a minute
You just described me down to a T, OP
You just described me, OP :/
Holy shit! You just described me OP
anon, come sit down with me!! :D
Sorry massive bird statue, but I can't. There is a female nearby and I can't handle my autism when they're near.
>>24105589
Only if the roastie leaves.
>>24105632
>le roastie XD
Look at the close and loving embrace she gives him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDLBs_CTFCA
What are the chances they are going to have sex if they already haven't?
>>24105556
OP, please tell me why I gibs a fuck aout some nogger and a white woman with an illness and a black fetish?
Who fucking cares you cunt
>>24105576
They are the stars of Star Wars. They are going to influence millions of kids. Niggers are going to grow up thinking that white girls want their BBC, and white girls are going to follow their role model and become slave to the BBC.
>be 6 foot 3
>be physically attractive
>be fit
>be wealthy
>be smart
>7 inch penis
But
>Tfw no gf
It is all for nothing. Literally I would be the perfect boyfriend (except probably my personality) and everything about me is going to be wasted, only to be enjoyed by myself.
It fucking sucks. Just drank 20 natural light tonight, ask me anything.
>>24105539
chat why are you here to make us feel bad
You sound way too narcissistic to be likeable. Try being less of a douche and maybe girls will like you.
elliot rogers was cute and rich too, his end basically proved that nothing makes up for being a robot.
If you somehow got a gf and found out she was sterile, would you dump her?
No, we would adopt a cute black kid together
>>24105503
I'd see through her tricks and bail. I'm not about to become someone's meal ticket that easily.
No, I don't want kids so that would be kind of ideal.
why is it so difficult to find decent women?
I only want an average 7/10 girl with normal weight. Is it so hard to want a girl to not have fat arms?
>go on online dating sites
>fatties, EVERYWHERE.
>not one girl of avg weight
>on top of this they're boring girls with entitlements. Nothing to say except the stupid shows they watch
>3/10 girls looking for chads.
my ex was 200lbs and I was signicantly better looking than her.
It's my personal opinion that searching on the internet is why you just find fatties. In real life, men spot a pretty lady from a mile away and make it their job to seduce her. On the internet, there's no telling what anyone looks like.
Also, most Americans are overweight.
Sorry pal but if you want a hot lady, your best bet is to go outside.
>>24105486
Fucking this, it seems like every girl who's even somewhat attractive has a bf
Its ogre, robots
overweight women are super attractive to me. I could not have been born at a better time.
Birds are pretty fucking based. Bird thread, post birds and bird stuff.
Pic related, hummingbirds are cool as shit
>>24105351
Hummingbird heartbeats can get as high as 1,200 bpm, they must constantly find food or they starve to death within hours
These barn swallows make mud nests and usually live in manmade structures.
Here's my bro, going to be 7 years old in December.
>says "fuck you" when my family's yelling at me.
music thread
post music and dont insult to eachother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzzrzGyKo6g
post em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfoJUeyMsOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b38tAdvCuI
postin
>>24105346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtr3UreUYjI
>inb4 hipster
> Iiiiiiiiiit's MOMMYTIME
>>24105171
no
no its not
i wish i had a mommy dom to take care of me and cuddle me and give me cummies and call me squishy
why is life so cruel
>tfw no mommy Rinko gf
wow i wonder where they're going
>>24105131
toward the camera
>>24105131
To the kek shed
Hopefully to DIE xD
>le feminist and nigger hate meme
Ok robots, who is /fit/ here? You can be a social retard but you have to stay fit for your health.
>>24105046
ive been eating healthy and drinking healthy and lifting for the past 8 months but i see almost 0 improvement
when i go to /fit/ they all yell at me to read the sticky which i have already done multiple times but i need personal help and advice
idk what im doing wrong, i even eat protein shake and creatine with it too but i dont get improvements and i dont lose bellyfat
>>24105068
What are your goals bro?
>>24105095
what everybody who goes to fitness his goal is
ITT: Post rare Pepe art so we newfags can fill up our collections
how about lurk
>tfw have thousands of Pepes and hundreds of Smug Wojaks
Look how smug he sits, living off the sweat of the normies' brow.
>be me
>have severe social anxiety and be awkward af
>be at work minding my own fucking business
>some bitch says to me "why are you so quiet anon?"
>awkwardly laugh and say I'm just too busy working to talk much
>internally rage
What the fuck kind of question is that and how am i supposed to respond to it?
anyone have any suggestions or similar experiences, feel free to share
i've had it asked a few times.
i don't know how to respond.
i just say i don't know and then sweat a little bit.
"why won't you shut the fuck up?"
too a late now senpai, could have gotten your dick wet
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