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Who /socialanxiety/ here?
>Always check my headphones in public every 10 seconds to make sure no one can hear my music
>Avoiding neighbors constantly
>Run away from social situations in general
>Shut-in as fuck
>Always worry too much about what other people think
>I usually get really really anxious at least once a month, head get filled with crap and I can't rest for a minute
You just described me down to a T, OP
You just described me, OP :/
Holy shit! You just described me OP
anon, come sit down with me!! :D
Sorry massive bird statue, but I can't. There is a female nearby and I can't handle my autism when they're near.
>>24105589
Only if the roastie leaves.
>>24105632
>le roastie XD
Look at the close and loving embrace she gives him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDLBs_CTFCA
What are the chances they are going to have sex if they already haven't?
>>24105556
OP, please tell me why I gibs a fuck aout some nogger and a white woman with an illness and a black fetish?
Who fucking cares you cunt
>>24105576
They are the stars of Star Wars. They are going to influence millions of kids. Niggers are going to grow up thinking that white girls want their BBC, and white girls are going to follow their role model and become slave to the BBC.
>be 6 foot 3
>be physically attractive
>be fit
>be wealthy
>be smart
>7 inch penis
But
>Tfw no gf
It is all for nothing. Literally I would be the perfect boyfriend (except probably my personality) and everything about me is going to be wasted, only to be enjoyed by myself.
It fucking sucks. Just drank 20 natural light tonight, ask me anything.
>>24105539
chat why are you here to make us feel bad
You sound way too narcissistic to be likeable. Try being less of a douche and maybe girls will like you.
elliot rogers was cute and rich too, his end basically proved that nothing makes up for being a robot.
If you somehow got a gf and found out she was sterile, would you dump her?
No, we would adopt a cute black kid together
>>24105503
I'd see through her tricks and bail. I'm not about to become someone's meal ticket that easily.
No, I don't want kids so that would be kind of ideal.
why is it so difficult to find decent women?
I only want an average 7/10 girl with normal weight. Is it so hard to want a girl to not have fat arms?
>go on online dating sites
>fatties, EVERYWHERE.
>not one girl of avg weight
>on top of this they're boring girls with entitlements. Nothing to say except the stupid shows they watch
>3/10 girls looking for chads.
my ex was 200lbs and I was signicantly better looking than her.
It's my personal opinion that searching on the internet is why you just find fatties. In real life, men spot a pretty lady from a mile away and make it their job to seduce her. On the internet, there's no telling what anyone looks like.
Also, most Americans are overweight.
Sorry pal but if you want a hot lady, your best bet is to go outside.
>>24105486
Fucking this, it seems like every girl who's even somewhat attractive has a bf
Its ogre, robots
overweight women are super attractive to me. I could not have been born at a better time.
Birds are pretty fucking based. Bird thread, post birds and bird stuff.
Pic related, hummingbirds are cool as shit
>>24105351
Hummingbird heartbeats can get as high as 1,200 bpm, they must constantly find food or they starve to death within hours
These barn swallows make mud nests and usually live in manmade structures.
Here's my bro, going to be 7 years old in December.
>says "fuck you" when my family's yelling at me.
music thread
post music and dont insult to eachother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzzrzGyKo6g
post em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfoJUeyMsOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b38tAdvCuI
postin
>>24105346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtr3UreUYjI
>inb4 hipster
> Iiiiiiiiiit's MOMMYTIME
>>24105171
no
no its not
i wish i had a mommy dom to take care of me and cuddle me and give me cummies and call me squishy
why is life so cruel
>tfw no mommy Rinko gf
wow i wonder where they're going
>>24105131
toward the camera
>>24105131
To the kek shed
Hopefully to DIE xD
>le feminist and nigger hate meme
Ok robots, who is /fit/ here? You can be a social retard but you have to stay fit for your health.
>>24105046
ive been eating healthy and drinking healthy and lifting for the past 8 months but i see almost 0 improvement
when i go to /fit/ they all yell at me to read the sticky which i have already done multiple times but i need personal help and advice
idk what im doing wrong, i even eat protein shake and creatine with it too but i dont get improvements and i dont lose bellyfat
>>24105068
What are your goals bro?
>>24105095
what everybody who goes to fitness his goal is
ITT: Post rare Pepe art so we newfags can fill up our collections
how about lurk
>tfw have thousands of Pepes and hundreds of Smug Wojaks
Look how smug he sits, living off the sweat of the normies' brow.
>be me
>have severe social anxiety and be awkward af
>be at work minding my own fucking business
>some bitch says to me "why are you so quiet anon?"
>awkwardly laugh and say I'm just too busy working to talk much
>internally rage
What the fuck kind of question is that and how am i supposed to respond to it?
anyone have any suggestions or similar experiences, feel free to share
i've had it asked a few times.
i don't know how to respond.
i just say i don't know and then sweat a little bit.
"why won't you shut the fuck up?"
too a late now senpai, could have gotten your dick wet
Birdman is the greatest film of all time and let me tell you why.
Riggan Thomson is a crazed ex-chad. He became a god among men when he landed his movie deal and became the Birdman. Now he's a tiny, bitter shell of his former self, desperately trying to find meaning and identity beyond birdman, and slowly realizing that there is none to be found.
Sam Thomson is a failed stacey. She had a crappy father, was constantly told she was special, believed it, and wound up crashing as a result and landed herself in rehab. She got out, and now people are desperately trying to not set her off again and everyone is trying to be nice to her, and she's disgusted by it all.
Mike Shiner is chad. He's on the top of his game, in his prime, and thinks he's hot shit. He takes every opportunity to take a jab at the former alpha, Riggan, as he can no longer enforce his alpha status and is a perfect target for anyone looking for an ego boost. Despite all of this, he's a fraud and his life means nothing.
Leslie is a normie woman who landed chad, and is euphoric that she gets to look special and be loved. She recognizes the absolute hollowness of the normie lifestyle and is desperately searching for a meaning to it all, but there is none and she can't handle that.
Jake is a toadie who still works for his chad, even though it's clear that he's attached himself to a person who is worthless. He defends Riggan and tries to keep him from going off the rails, and handles the consequences of his actions for him.
Laura is a fembot, she landed chad long after he lost his looks and his confidence. She's euphoric to be allowed to hang out with chad's people, and behaves somewhat autistically though still enjoying the privileges of being an attractive female.
Tabitha, somehow, is a female approximation of a wizard. An aging, bitter, misanthrope whose life holds absolutely no meaning, and is dedicated to tearing down normies however she can.
Cont.
Tabitha revels in having reached a position in life where she can cause suffering to normies, though she knows full well that they will continue to have fun and succeed no matter what she does.
Here's the plot.
Chad grows up and lands a movie deal with his good looks and alpha male tendencies. He is worshipped as a god for years, and his ego consumes him totally. His entire sense of being is tied into this character Birdman, and the fame and popularity he gives him.
He gets past his prime, and falls out of favor. He thinks that he can be anything meaningful without Birdman, but he's wrong, and his career goes down the fucking shitter. His daughter goes to rehab and his marriage falls apart.
Chad, humiliated and humbled, decides to throw a play to prove to the world that he's worth something, anything. He's become acquainted with the suffering that we all go through, and cannot cope. He wants out of this hell desperately, but is too much of a coward to end his own life.
He teams up with a group of normies to try and forge a new meaning for himself, and he pours everything into this endeavor. He has effectively created a new ego that he is trying to boost in the face of his old one, and the old one kicks his ass reminding him of how good he used to have it.
When one of his actors is injured, he's forced to team up with the next generation's chad, who knows his way around the environment that the former chad is desperately trying to adapt to. He proceeds to shit all over everything and generally act like an asswipe because his ego has never let him actually accept any responsibilities for his actions and he thinks he can do whatever he wants; and often can.
The two butt heads, the new alpha and the disgraced former alpha. Ex-chad is pissed off that things aren't going his way anymore and he can't intimidate this guy into toeing the line, and new chad is revelling in his ego and his freedom.
>>24104929
cont.
This comes to a head when he tries to fuck leslie, the ordinarily submissive normie girl, in front of a live studio audience. This is the first time any girl has ever refused him sex, and definitely the first time one has had the balls to kick him to the curb. He's had a brush with consequences to his actions.
Leslie, the normie, and Laura, the fembot, retreat to the changing room and share their feelings with each other. Leslie is naturally upset that Mike tried to nail her in such a nasty way and had total disregard for her consent, and is shook up at how worthless she really is to him, and to society as a whole.
Laura comforts her and proceeds to take this opportunity to kiss a woman. The two end up experiencing the feeling many a male robot has known when considering the benefits of boypucci vs. girlpussy, that the opposite sex is nothing but trouble and they should stick to theirs. Chad walks in and ruins this by trying to defuse the mounting ramifications of his actions, because nobody has ever stood up to him before and he's frightened that he's losing his status.
He then proceeds to completely forget about all that and nail the failed stacey daughter of the ex-chad, jumping right back into his consequence-free fuckfest of a life, and striking a blow to the ego of his only rival.
Ex-chad eventually confronts the witch, Tabitha. She explains rightly that she despises him and everything that he represents, and she is glad to have the opportunity so many robots had wished for to stop a normie from invading their sanctuary.
Ex-chad has learned a thing or two in his time as a failed normie, and proceeds to call her out for being nothing but a bitter person who wishes that she could be chad, wishes that she could be beloved, but can't, so she shits on everything, wallowing in impotent anger and complaining to anyone who will listen. She has been at it far too long to be intimidated by chad, however; she has access to magic, after all.
>>24104754
The movie is boring. Even the shitty parts where he hallucinates about Birdman. 2/10 movie, enjoyed only the scenes with Emma Stone.
#whitegirlsaremagic
>>24104691
>why aren't you married yet?!
>>24104730
Seen it, gives me a sick sense of pleasure to see these liberal pussies get their due.
>I'm so progressive that I let my wife fuck other men!
Being a Male Feminist is like being a sheep at a wolf convention.
I see shlomo shekelborn is posting his usual shitposts.
