Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8592. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8592. page
Well, r9k, agreed?
>>24110739
I'm down with a belly gf
I agree. it's just a shame it doesn't apply to men as well
Someone hasn't killed that faggot, yet?
Who /completelyisolated/ here?
>no friends
>no gf
>no social media
>parents find me too depressing to talk to
My only friend is a cat.
Reportin.I like it this way desu
>no friends
>no fambly
>only interaction with humans is during the work week
>live in an old haunted house by myself with some ghost lady in a shawl
Now that the cold weather has come it's become even more isolated. During the summer I'd hear the neighbors outside but now it's so eerily silent it spooks me the fuck out.
Like right now the only sound I hear is the sound of my typing and my computer fan.
Literally nothing else.
Gotta turn on some music to keep myself sane.
Is this really all there is to life? The "successful" people spend all their time making money and then spend it on expensive gadgets and fucking attractive women? The "losers" just sit around and exist? This is it?
The losers eat shit and die
>>24110730
Everyone eats shit and dies friend
You forgot about wizards. Losers and successful people are separate planes of existence. Takes many years and patience to transcend to being a wizard.
>feminist
>dyed neon hair
>piercings anywhere outside of ears
>unironically talks about "gamergate"
>is an atheist, doesn't at least acknowledge the likelihood of God's existence
>is not a virgin
>studies "psychology" or some bullshit degree
>she doesn't have a good relationship with her father
>she doesn't smile often or have a happy mood
>she lacks empathy or kindness
>>24110701
>she lacks empathy or kindness
Isn't that all women?
>>24110701
I've seen about four red flag threads now in a short time. Are people getting rused so hard that they gotta make another one? Or is it just the same people doing it over and over?
>She hasn't read Joseph de Maistre's Considerations on France
Who /turninglifefuckingaround/ here?
>started Uni as textbook awkward geek
>8months of tiptoeing around oneitis ended in fireball, she hates me
>started taking to some people I've met in various places
>tell them about this girl
>they are normies but sympathetic
>one girl dragging me along to dance classes
>some guys are gonna be my gym buddies
>found sheltered bosnian diaspora girl who I'm going to be seeing after exams
Best part is, I've turned my self pity into a sort of rival-like hate for my oneitis. I'm going to come back to uni next year, and show her how much I've improved. I want to see the look in her eyes, when she realises she has not cut me down, that I am now strong.
>>24110478
whats your major?
major blox
Fuck yeah dude. Makes me happy to see some positivity on here for once. You will become great. I believe in you brother.
>>24110478
>Doing it for the grill
If you build on a foundation of shit, don't cry when it comes crashing down.
>he unironically uses words like normie
>he still likes things like pokemon or yugioh
>he still watches cartoons (includes anime and south park, family guy etc.)
>he plays nerdy video games (e.g dota, world of warcraft, etc., stuff like call of duty is not a red flag)
>he's into things like shemales and hentai...
>...but not bdsm
>he listens to metal/dad rock
>he watches other people play video games online
>he thinks he's a nice guy
>complains about shit instead of getting it done
>not being a chad
>>24110477
Wow actually made the cut this time, glad counterstrike didn't DQ me
hey bb i'm into bdsm. wanna dress up in leather and whip me like a dominatrix?
>tfw the harsh reality sinks in knowing you'll never have a gf, a (decent) job and live a fulfilling life
>>24110467
try limiting your internet use to 1-3 hours a week, nofao, no porn, no vidya, no anime. study standup comedy, buy nice clothes, exposure therapy by forcing through your social crippledness talking to random people, get fit, looksmaxx your face.
never be yourself.
>in b4 that doesn't work you don't understand
no, I understand your brain and body ruined by instant gratification and sloth
>>24110523
I'm embarassed to buy new clothes. My mom would be commenting about them.
>>24110552
>My mom would be commenting about them.
>tfw I'm 25 and have never purchased clothes without my mom being beside me and paying for it herself
>tfw she always say I look good in everything even though I know I look retarded
>tfw I buy clothes but never wear them and have been wearing the same 5 articles of clothing for the past 5 years (1 tshirt, 2 jeans, 2 sweaters)
>tfw the neighbors know I wear the same fucking shirt from the few times I walk my dog or mow the lawn
Don't worry anon, I can't even comprehend what a gf, decent job, or fulfilling life is like anyways. It gets a little better with time and apathy.
is there a chance to get aesthetics if you were not born with it?
How do we fix face?
>when you roid out but realize your face still looks like Alfred Hitchcock
>>24110405
>he doesn't do looksmaxxing
>>24110405
literally expensive facial surgery and potentially fucking up your face forever is the only solution
who /cyborg/ here ?
I'm the last stages of Positronic man
Cyborg is a buzzword go point out normie hipsters that come here trying to "belong." Not even trying to be an Asshole. Really thought you should know this.
>>24110915
This. I was enough of a faggot once to describe myself as a cyborg, but then when I lurked more and saw the hardships you fags suffer with I can't relate that much.
Our kind is not meant to post here, its not for us.
ITT: Travel to 2chan, bring something back.
Here have this
>>24110299
>I bought a Sierra Cup, Nalgene Bottle, neck warmer and Phoenix shirt I've got image says, 1 liter Nalgene, you still doing sports Ishii and collaboration, and
some kind of disgusting seafood, maybe
ITT: Post cute children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV5CQrL-w9E
NO PEDOPHILES ALLOWED
I want this thread to be clean
Fuck off you closet pedo.
bump
>>24110310
nice projection
kawai desu
why do you guys hate alpha males?
>>24110206
I don't hate them.
>>24110224
there's alot of reeeeee chads im so triggered happening
they steal away our pure qt gfs
they're literally real life male succubi
What are some best painless ways to die?
Jumping from a roof seems like the best way to me, especially if combined with sleeping pills or similar shit. also suicide general maybe?
>>24109965
You need access to the unfenced roof of a very tall building, which is not something everyone has.
>>24110015
yep, that's a flaw in my plan
>>24109965
Take about 10 pain killers and eat a lot of bread. Lay down and rest forever.
When your body tries to reject the pain killers the bread will then interfere as a sponge. You probably will experience mild heart burn before death.
Serious question. If you have a gf, why the fuck are you even here?
Entertainment pretty much.
>>24109924
She is orca fat and she works.
>>24109924
What else am I going to do all day at work?
FUCK FEMALES FUCK THE LOT OF THEM @@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Men are vastly superior to women in every way.
>>24109898
Consider that image saved.
>>24109898
they won't let me
![1446770957876[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lGNnkkJ.jpg "1446770957876[1]")
![1446733813963[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UIcw1AU.jpg "1446733813963[1]")
