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How does one achieve such a silky-smooth ballsack?
>>24112019
Photoshop
Bloblox
Be a girl
>>24112019
Why the fuck do traps have to have dicks? They're pretty much always hotter and dress better then real grills.
>WAHHH MY LIFE IS BAD , WOMEN WON'T NOTICE ME
>WAHHH MY LIFE IS SO BAD, I LIVE IN A WARM HOUSE AND SLEEP IN A WARM BED
>WAHHH, MY LIFE IS SO BAD , I HAVE CONSTANT ACCESS TO INTERNET AND VIDEO GAMES
>WAHHH , MY LIFE IS SO BAD , I CAN EAT ANYTIME , ANYWHERE
fuck you robots , living in a first world country acting like you live in hell cause you can't get a girlfriend boo fucking hoo.
>PEOPLE HAVE IT WORSE, THIS INVALIDATES MY PROBLEMS
>>24112006
I would never say life is 'bad' it's more like there is just nothing.
I go to work to make money that I don't really need.
At least people in 3rd world don't have 10 hours a day to sit alone with their thoughts of nothing.
>>24112006
>I can't be sad because there are people have it worse than me
What's this guy's name again?
M- something?
Milo Yianobbilus
>>24111942
Manco You'renotpolice
The Based British Bottom Botherer.
>he dislikes Yuri
what are you. A faggot?
Yeah, what are you, a faggot?
>>24111935
I've never actually looked into yuri. Whats the appeal?
>>24111974
>Whats the appeal?
I can't be the only one that when bored,searches some random words on Google,then goes to Images and looks the url of pics in search of unknown obscure pages (usually needing to scroll to the very bottom)and starts to browse them in order to see if they hide anything interesting,like a mentally fucked up blog or someone's private life pics.
Right?...
I fucking love finding obscure blogs, send me some OP
>>24111898
I haven't got any saved right now but I will be putting random urls since I have nothing better to do all day,until the thread dies or the cyberpolice jails me for random stalking
Some random chick's travels
http://lavidalaura.com
Weaboo sorandum teen http://inspirationalteen.deviantart.com
>second day of hormone therapy
I'm going to become a cute girl.
>>24111862
Post pics after 6 months or so.
>>24111862
Wew lad, did you fall for it? Anyways, you're in too deep now. Looks like you'll be people's sick fetish from now on
you can stop now anon.
most transgenders get rid of all the pictures they have of their old self because they can't stand to seem themselves looking better.
you will make yourself into an ugly unwanted girl and there is no going back
men only want power.
woman only want attention.
discuss.
women fuck
>>24111839
Women want power too, but they get it by proxy, by getting attention from the powerful men.
>>24111839
Everyone wants power, most people want attention.
Any steambots got any trading cards they dont need?
Help a robot out:http://steamcommunity.com/id/
operatorchaniskawaii
Same shit, different day
http://steamcommunity.com/id/orowice
Everyone who post his id is trash
>>24112146
>animeshitter
IMAGINE THIS
>you're walking down the street, minding your own business
>suddenly these two violent bros approach you, looking for trouble
>they strike this pose to intimidate you, and you realize that you can't take them both on at once
what is your plan of action?
here's another picture of them.
Cry and run
Im not into brown traps/cuteboys/sissies/trannies/.
Would you rather:
Be 6'1 but 5 inches penis
Be 5'9 or have 7 inches penis?
>Tfw 5'9 with 7+ dick
kill me now
6'3" with a 7 inch penis, life is good
>>24111742
6'1 with 5 inch penis
Because penis size doesn't matter, is just helps.
Being 6'1, you have that sudden attraction that attracts her in the first place.
No cleaning allowed
bampin
Niice
Gimme!
>>24112389
here you are senpai
Who /wasted life/ here?
Feels bad man.
Yeah.
I am 30 and have pretty much wasted the last 15 years shut-in.
I hate to admit it but most of the time I feel content in life...when I know I shouldn't.....it's like my brain has become comfortable with the isolation, it's adapted to it...but than there's that part of me that wants to live a normal life but years of neurological adaptations to isolation are too strong for it.
>realize wasting life
>keep wasting
the ride never ends
Sadly I realized that 2 weeks ago at 23. Every year of college I kept thinking 'it's gonna be better next year' and now I'm in my last year of college. I even changed town hoping to finally have a circle of friends... but I'm just too far behind.
>it's lunch in 20 min
>dad gets pissed I haven't taken out the dog yet
>okay ill take it out after the food
>go to my room and shitpost for a while
>50 minutes later dad storms into my room and starts fucking yelling and screaming why I haven't taken out the dog yet
>say he said the food would be done in 20 minutes
>gets pissed at me because I didn't telepathically read his 60 year old faggot mind
i fucking hate this faggot but im broke so I have to live with him jesus
>>24111556
>Dad pays for your broke useless ass to live
>Waaaah he makes me do things for him
>>24111601
Yeah that'd be great if he didn't use this shit to come up with excuses to get pissed off all the fucking time
>>24111664
You sat in your room for 50 minutes instead of getting shit done them relaxing. It is entirely your fault.
> 22
> Got a beautiful girlfriend ( 7 ex-gfs )
> Medical Studies
> A lot of friends
> Beautiful
Good day loosers !
Pics or bullshit
>>24111468
>med student
Hah and I was jealous for a second
>>24112333
Look at his fucking green text he's obviously a new fag but also a loser because he feels he needs to do this to feel good about his tiny penis
Who /asexual/ here?
>tfw met the qt of my dreams
>tfw she was perfect and she liked me
>tfw when i just couldn't have sex with her
>tfw she left me because of it
It's awful. I just wish I'd meet another asexual girl. There are supposed to be more asexual females than males but I just can't find them, and even if I do they're most likely fucked in the head and have all kinds of psychological problems. Just fuck my shit up senpai.
Also feel free to ask questions.
Where do you live, OP?
Qt grill here who doesn't want to have sexings.
How do I find a man like me?
Any success stories (as if) on here?
>>24111516
I attend uni in Scotland, rest of the year I live in Finland.
I would assume that there are a lot more men that aren't really that interested in sex than you could imagine. I've found out that it's actually women that can be a lot more sexual than men. I bet your average low-test man wouldn't really mind if you wouldn't have sex with him as long as you both love each other.
I don't really have any success stories I'm afraid, all my relationships come crashing down when it becomes clear that I don't want to have sex.
Imma bump dis shit up
